Naruto Monster Story

After the initial guilty conscience, Dika calmed down, pushed aside the bangs covering his forehead, and said in a rather disgusted tone: "What's the matter? Old man, he looks like a dead wife."

"Dika~~~~~, that black-haired boy at home burned all my little pornographic books~!!! You want to avenge me!"

Looking at the face that resembled Didara, showing a weak pear blossom raining expression, Dika felt a throbbing stomachache.She stretched out her hand to push Tang Sheng's face away from her. "Go away, old man, I don't want to be misunderstood as incest!"

Getting up from the ground, tidying up his clothes, he turned his head and saw Tang Sheng's expression that looked like the end of the world, like a lonely old man who was abandoned by his children like a volleyball in his later years. The background was the bleak winter with dead branches. "Xiao Di is angry with me and ignores me. The grandson I picked up doesn't feel sorry for me, and the new apprentice treats me coldly every day. I fail, I'm decadent, I'm worthless, and I deserve death. Sola Aoi doesn't love me, Xiaohong doesn’t love me either. People who love me, where are you? Where~!”

The feet with veins trampled on the back of the golden retriever's head fiercely, rolling and spinning, Dika gritted his teeth for a while: "Who told you to fake death, who told you to abandon your family for a man!" Say it and kick it. "And you picked up a granddaughter, not a grandson, and Sora Aoi is not in Hokage! Xiao Hong is the girl you hooked up with again! You, a scourge, should sign your will quickly, and then take your rabbit man back to your world!"

"Dika, why are you so swollen? When you were young, you were punished obediently by me." With his disheveled clothes showing his shoulders, Tang Sheng covered his face and sobbed. "Grandpa even gave you his only grandson as a gift, and he even helped you teach Uchiha Sasuke that bastard to compensate you?! Grandpa didn't complain about being burned so many books by him. Grandpa doesn't know his own Spells and your body are so repulsive, and your body, which is obviously strong like a monster, is about to fail because of such a small thing as time."

Although Tang Sheng didn't speak, his tearful and aggrieved eyes revealed a message. [Dika, you really let me down, it's so useless. 】

Facing the face that resembled Didara, Dika didn't hold back and stepped on it. "I'm so sorry, Grandpa! My monster's physique doesn't meet your standards. Ahem!"

The quarrel was heating up, but Dika suddenly coughed up some blood.She quickly pulled out the scroll in her arms and threw it to Tang Sheng. "Old man, hurry up and get ready to remove the broken time curse on me. I have to recover my body strength before Yuan Teng."

"Don't you want to wait for Didara to grow up with you?"

"It's 18 years old, what are you waiting for, it's almost time to get naked! Cough cough."

"..." Opening the scroll, Tang Sheng, who still had a few footprints on his face, looked solemn. "It's going to die."

will die.

Tang Sheng, who has played with time for a hundred years, knew that he suddenly lifted the spell that prevented Dika from deteriorating.It's not just about healing that can only heal the skin so narrowly.A broken heart can't accommodate the release of huge power.Reluctantly tolerant, the ending may be that Dika, who accommodated Pingguo's personality, lost his consciousness and returned to the original immortal carrier.As Itachi said, when she Dika saved Xiaobai, or in other words, earlier, when she accepted the promise to protect Didara's life and accepted the foreign spell, her life began to overdraw, heading towards an earlier stage. the end.

It turned out that the eternal life she had been worrying about was just moaning about nothing.Recovered memory brings wisdom, but also a weary compromise.and

The only thing that shines is doing what you decide.It is not because of the guardian eye of reincarnation given by destiny, nor is it because of instinct to struggle to live.She, Dika, just wanted to see a golden retriever, sitting on the body of a white bird, soaring in the blue sky, and laughing brighter than the sun.

Before that, she had a lot to do.

"I can survive." Maybe it was the effect of alcohol, Dika was pale and tinged with a little blush, she lifted the curtain at the door of the tavern, and looked at the white bird flying towards her in the dazzling sunlight Silhouettes, golden, warm, full of love.

"Dika, come catch a tail with me. Huh?" Just hearing his voice, the body will feel a sense of joy.

"My things will not be left to others." Clenching the blood-stained corner of her clothes tightly, Dika leaned against the door, waiting for Didara to approach. She bent her eyebrows and smiled at Dida in the sky. Pull beckons. "So I can survive."

"What are you muttering about? Huh?" The wind blew the hair and entangled it, Didara jumped down from the air, stood in front of Dika, leaned closer, and sniffed like a golden retriever dog. "Drinking? Aren't you in good health? Huh?"

Already half a head taller than Dika, they hung down to let their foreheads touch each other. "It's a good thing you don't have a fever? Dika, wear more clothes, huh?" As he said that, he began to straighten Dika's loose skirt with both hands.

"Understood." She turned her face sideways, raised her jaw, aimed at the murmuring soft red lips, and kissed her past.Then, he took Didara's hand as shy as a child no matter how many times he was intimate.Dika smiled treacherously and contentedly. "Come on, my little lover."

"Sister Didala, brother Dika." Under the bright sunshine, the warm white and hardcover uncle Zabuzhan stood at the corner of the street, calling to the two people who came out of the tavern.

"It's Brother Didala! Xiaobai!"

"Xiaobai is so good, come on, I'll give you a piece of candy~!"

"Dika! Xiaobai is not a child anymore, he is black-bellied, black-bellied! You can't get used to it, eh!"

"Yes, my wife is right."

"...destroy you!"

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The lonely old man left behind in the tavern, biting his handkerchief. "Ignore me, completely ignore me, my lovely grandson, grandpa is very sad and very sad. So, Dika, I want to tell my grandson that you have secretly kissed others, so that you can be sad with me."

"Stop being cute, our betting period is coming soon." After a space distortion, the masked chrysanthemum man appeared behind Tang Sheng. "Although before this, I will not interfere in all the activities of Didara and Dika, but if you lose the bet. Tang Sheng, I want all of your ability, the succession of the Six Paths, and the Ten Tails!"

Tang Sheng put away his rascal appearance, glanced at him briefly, and got up from the ground. "I've already won, and after Dika saved Baihe, the heart hidden in Didara's body will also let me win."

Although he has a face that resembles Didara, the eyes in his eyes are exactly the same as Dika's. "A Fei, remember that when you lose, you have to take off your clothes and dance naked on the moon, including taking off your weird chrysanthemum mask!"

The eyes under the mask flickered for a moment. "...Let's talk about it after winning. Let's see if she can resist the backlash of the nine-tailed beasts and save her own life. If she dies, those who live by her flesh and blood will not be able to escape. However, a living Six Path Demon Like, definitely the best summoning medium."

"Hmph, my grandson will suffer even more!"

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Standing on the tallest building in Sand Ninja Village, Kazekage Gaara stood around his chest, his short red hair curled up by the scorching wind of fine wind and sand, revealing the word "Love" occupying a corner of his forehead.Thin lips are habitually pursed into a straight line because of reticence, under the thick dark circles, the green eyes are looking at the air in the distance that is twisted into circles due to the heat.It's like wanting to go through that vortex, thinking about something in my own world alone.A huge gourd, even if it is carried on the shoulders of a grown-up youth, is like a huge burden.

I love Luo, Shura who only loves himself, walks on a killing path that only has himself...

"Gara, Temari-san said she was going on a mission today and couldn't make it back. So she told me to bring your favorite bento." Kankuro pushed open the door of the office, facing the figure on the window sill, as if gossiping Said: "I found that sister gave you more beef tongue, can you share some with me?"

The heavy, lonely atmosphere was instantly swept away.The eyes that always look violent under the dark circles, at this moment, just with dissatisfaction, gave his brother Kankuro a glance, and refused mercilessly: "No."

"Well, don't be stingy, Temari-san gives you more food than me every time, it's not fair, I'm still growing up!" Kankuro held up two lunch boxes, which were clearly a layer taller than him The lunch box complained softly.Although Gaara has changed, Kankuro still doesn't have the harmony Temari and Gaara get along with, and he can't put his brother's airs in front of Gaara.

However, they can get closer to Gaara, and occasionally say a few words peacefully like normal friends, or stand together without saying anything, and they won't feel frightened.Temari would occasionally touch Gaara's head, and Kankuro was surprised to find that a certain creature named brother blushed.Although, this younger brother is not cute at all, what I love the most is to squeeze him, let him do various tasks and leave Temari's side.

However, after returning from Konoha this time, Kankuro felt that Gaara had become more, more like a 16-year-old child, especially the smelly fart.Of course, he is absolutely not jealous of his younger brother becoming Fengying at such a young age, he is absolutely not jealous, he just hates why his own beef tongue is so much less than his!

"Hey, long time no see, little panda~!" The brilliant sunlight was suddenly blocked by a black shadow, and Gaara was about to slap his sandy palm in shock at the unfamiliar voice.But before seeing clearly the face of the person hanging upside down by the window, he stopped.

And Kankuro, who rushed to Gaara earlier and took out his puppet, looked warily at the outsider who appeared in Kazekage's office.

The visitor hooked one foot on the window sill, hanging upside down, with black hair fluttering, like a ghost, but the smile on her face was extremely bright. She waved her hand and greeted cheerfully: "Little Panda, come with me for a while." Come? I can give you two bowls of beef tongue."

Uninvited guest Dika, seeing Kankuro's vigilance and Gaara's silence, she stretched out another finger painfully: "Another apple?"

Kankuro's eyes suddenly became like looking crazy.Gaara behind him began to emit his familiar murderous aura, so Kankuro decided to wipe out the intruders on the spot.

But at this moment, Gaara patted Kankuro on the shoulder lightly, and said coldly: "You knocked over my lunch box, Kankuro."

Kankuro's face suddenly lost all color. [Brother, are you acting like Fengying is stupid!Now there are intruders!I know you are strong, but you are Kazekage now!Can you care about your own safety, and don't care about that damned unfair beef tongue!Ah, the beef tongue made by Teju sister is not to die for.So Temari sister, don't hit me.So, so... I'm going to pick up the lunch box, brother, can you not punish me to clean the cowshed?I'm a jonin, I lost all my face last time! 】

Seemingly satisfied with Kankuro's expression, Gaara turned around and picked up the lunch box on the ground, carried it to the desk, and swept the dust-stained rice grains and beef tongue into Kankuro's bowl.Then looking at his clean and delicious mountain, and Kankuro's pitiful basin, Gaara turned his back to Dika and asked, "What are you here for?"

"Welcome my Panda Prince, to a wonderful country where there are only monsters." Jumping neatly from the window, Dika gracefully knelt down on one knee, touching her chest with one hand, behaved like a knight, talking about the relationship between her and Gaara. honorific title.

"Not interested." With the twitching corner of Kankuro's mouth, Gaara hesitantly picked up a piece of beef tongue that seemed to be slightly larger from the big brother's bowl, and put it into his own bowl. "I'm already Fengying."

"Oh~! Didn't you swear to kill the whole village?"

Qing Mou glanced at Kankuro, whose face was pale again after hearing the words, "...it's all in the palm of my hand, hold it first."

The author has something to say:

The grandpa and the pandas came out, and then they started catching Yiwei, teasing Mr. Scorpion, joining forces with Brother Weasel, shouting together, then what will save you, my love! [purely spoof

PS: School starts the day after tomorrow, laughing at someone who thought there was still a week left! ! ! !Bully ah school.But when I heard the same wailing from my classmate and Xiaomou, I felt comforted~~haha