Naruto Monster Story

In the dense forest, under the moonlight, on the grass...

Dika and Sasuke, a non-male and a weak male lay on their stomachs together. The non-male hooked the waistband of the weak male obscenely, and said in a rather condescending tone: "How old was I when you exterminated the genocide! Take What about destroying your clan! Baby diapers! Do you think you won’t be able to use your brain as soon as you enter the second road?! Also, what bad move you used just now, you rushed towards me with your fists raised, do you think Are your abs hard enough to withstand my fist?"

Dika, who became more and more complacent as he talked, reached out his hand arrogantly under Sasuke's gaze, pinched his nose with two fingers, and tugged. "Hey, cousin! If you can't strengthen your brain activity, as your cousin, I don't mind adding 3000 sit-ups to your future physical training! At least someone is hitting your stomach At that time, you wouldn’t be so weak from the pain! Then you’d be caught like this. Look, how much I love you!”

This... In the days to come, Brother Itachi failed to knock Sasuke unconscious in the first place, so it is impossible to predict the harm for the time being.But there is a saying that is called extreme joy begets sorrow.

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The return of Dika's clay avatar was so sudden, and the information that suddenly flooded into her mind was so violent that Dika, who was unprepared, shrank back in fright...

In the dense forest, under the moonlight, on the grass, the white tomato-print underwear is so soft and shiny... And Sasuke looked at Dika with a frightened expression!

Dika's gaze froze across the special cloth, it was very clean... Then she looked away as if she had been scalded, and looked at Sasuke's pretty little face, which was very pale...

She really didn't do it on purpose, she really didn't expect clone to come back at this time and tell her that her old man defected to Konoha because of Hokage!She really didn't know that Sasuke's underwear was also printed with tomatoes!Believe her, Dika really didn't want Sasuke to show her panties on purpose!Originally, her threat was naked and said...

cough cough!Embarrassed, Dika looked at Sasuke's blushing face because he couldn't move.

All right!Isn't it just a pair of boxer briefs?Isn't it just the cute tomato pattern printed on it?She can act as if nothing happened, and she didn't see anything!So, cousin, let us resolve this harmonious accident peacefully!

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It's a pity that the expression on Sasuke's little face is getting worse and worse now, but for a little boy whose panties were really ripped off, it's understandable that his expression is not good!

Therefore, Dika could only quickly pull up Sasuke's trousers after giggling twice, and help him tidy up the folds of his trousers, obediently stretched out his hand, untied the shackles on him, and put The teenager who was on the verge of a volcanic eruption pulled up...

"That, cousin! Cousin didn't do it on purpose, you know?" Facing the silent young man, Dika gently pulled him up, never doing anything provocative, and then explained earnestly. "Your cousin and my moral level are still very noble. It's definitely not right. It's full. No, it's a minor under the age of 12 who made the move!" Feeling the slight tremor of Sasuke's body, Dika, who felt that there was something funny, continued his efforts: "Besides, everything It belongs to my cousin, isn’t it just a tomato…”

The unspoken words were interrupted by the tight force on the neck, and Dika, who was strangled by the neck, looked at him with wide eyes, and Sasuke, whose white and tender face was full of rosy clouds, turned from embarrassment into anger.

Was her confession not sincere enough?Well, the cousin's strength to strangle her told her that he was really not sincere, at least the other party didn't feel her honest heart!

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Time flies, according to that one night in the dense forest, a month has passed, and the redness of Sasuke's cousin's face has also faded, returning to fairness.It's just that his vision was based on air defense and perspective, and he ignored Dika for a whole month, of course after the failure of various murder methods...

At this moment, Dika raised his hands, crossed them behind his head, followed Sasuke boredly, walked on the path to the country of waves, and dutifully made it a point that you can ignore me, but I must follow your tail .

"That, do you really want to follow us?" Kakashi, a silver-haired ninja, asked with a smile while looking at Dika who had been walking at the end of the line. "Usually small tasks in the village are fine, but this time we are going to the country of Waves far away."

Dika stared straight at Kakashi's crescent eyes, then stretched out his index finger, pointed at Sasuke, and said righteously: "That is the last only seedling of our Uchiha family! After he gave birth to the next Uchiha Before the heir, I would never allow him to leave my sight." She pointed at Kakashi's nose vigorously and shouted, "Ms. Kakashi, even you!"

The heroic words startled countless birds in the forest...

In the end, Sasuke couldn't hold back and threw a kunai, and slashed at Dika's mouth!

Dika tilted his head very skillfully, grabbed Kunai with his backhand, and threw it into the bag he was carrying in one go.Then, she blew on her hot fingertips that were rubbed by Kunai and muttered: "Every time you throw weapons around and don't take them back, it's not a big deal to hurt the flowers and plants, but the problem is, your ninja salary can't afford it at all." Food expenses for the two of you plus weapon expenses, how are you going to save money to marry a wife in the future? Don’t you just pick up a piao on the street who doesn’t eat?” After she finished speaking, she looked at me with really worried eyes, Once again, it deeply stimulated the active volcano covered with iceberg skin.

"Sasuke! Calm down!" Seeing Sasuke who had already taken out the huge Fuma Fuzato sword from the package, Kakashi pulled away the client Dazna who was standing stupidly near Dika, took a step away, and faced the Naruto reminded Sasuke who hugged him from behind. "Our mission is to protect the client, and we are not allowed to deal with personal grievances during the mission." After speaking, he also warned the fanning Dika with his eyes.

Dika shrugged, expressing that she was helpless to have such a violent cousin.Didara was still cute back then, fights and quarrels took turns, and she would definitely not adopt the policy of cold war and iron blood!

"Humph!"

Following the sound, Dika saw the little fox Naruto who had been picking his nose and eyes at her.This guy is still resenting her for squashing Little Red Duck.In fact, Dika felt very wronged. She had absolute reasons to believe that the scourge of Gento must continue to live in a monstrous way somewhere.He left Naruto, but he no longer needed Naruto's blood.So calculate. 【Naruto, it's thanks to me that you can grow up without anemia. 】Thinking of this, looking at Naruto and Didara's similar blond hair and blue eyes, Dika stretched out his hand without holding back, and pinched hard. [Golden Retriever, I want you to follow that dead old man and fly solo with a man! 】

Naruto's cry of pain awakened Dika, who had fallen into delusion, she stroked Naruto's hair apologetically, but as expected, she received three consecutive blank glances from Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi.

Touching his nose embarrassingly, Dika retreated to the end of the team consciously, and stopped disturbing the ninja formation of the Seventh Squad.

Looking at the people walking in front of her, Dika discovered that Naruto and Didala are not that similar.Compared with Naruto, Didara's blond hair is warmer, her eyes are rounder, her skin is whiter, and her whole person is more like a soft bun, which is very comfortable to hold... Dika thinks she starts to miss Didara again pulled.Similarly, she has another way to deal with the runaway Didara... Thinking about her own way, Dika shook her head and sighed: [Lonely woman is really scary! 】

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Like everyone in the team's ups and downs, the journey along the way was not very peaceful.What was originally a C-level task suddenly became a B-level task, but Dika found that everyone in the team was playing very excitedly, and Sasuke's cousin, who was the most excited, often stepped on a ninja's face with his feet, Always squint at Dika.

Touching the right side of the face with white marks, Dika felt that she had an unknown sense of crisis because of her face.But she's quickly forgotten as women in crisis call her.

Dika quickly jumped from the tree branch where he was hiding in front of Sakura, and skillfully cast a wink at the nervously trembling girl Sakura, "Don't be nervous, I'll buy you a glass of cold coconut milk later Let's go~! The future royal sister beauty~!"

Dika swore that after she finished saying this, the boy and girl necklace that had been hanging on her chest suddenly became very hot.It was so hot that she had to pull it out of her underwear. "Chakra? When did Didara add Chakra to this necklace?" Looking at the faintly yellow necklace, Dika felt a little puzzled, but when she reached out to touch the necklace again, she felt What is more is the gentle ceramic touch with body temperature.On the pendant, the statues of boys and girls are still smiling brightly.I wanted to continue my research, but my knee was kicked violently. Dika staggered forward, half-knelt on the ground, and looked back at Sasuke who kicked him in astonishment.

"Sakura, stay away from this pervert..." As he spoke, he gave Dika a disgusted look, and said to Sakura again. "His family also has a child foster husband named Didala."

"Tong, Tong Yangfu?" Sakura, who was red-eyed when she watched Sasuke speak, stuttered in fright.

"Tsk, small belly, revenge, you really deserve to be the arrogant brother under the weasel's command." Mumbling to get up from the ground, Dika felt that she was helpless against the arrogant young man.

Instead, Kakashi silently recited Didara's name. , and then glanced at Dika.But when he saw Dika's red sharing eyes again, Kakashi didn't say anything, but walked towards his employer, Dazna, who had concealed the content of the mission.

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Falsely reporting missions is actually a very serious matter.Wrong information led to improper staffing of Ninja Village.And this series of mistakes led to a huge cost of personnel damage, money loss, and reputation loss during the mission, especially the last item, which meant losing the trust of the employer and losing future economic resources.

Therefore, Dika was a little surprised that Kakashi easily agreed to continue the mission.Could this guy be the legendary practical teaching teacher?Thinking of Tang Sheng, who threw himself and Didara into the battlefield from a young age to learn how to survive as a ninja, Dika fought a cold war.The eyes she looked at Sasuke and his party were full of sympathy!

However, in the eyes of Naruto's team, Kakashi decided to continue on the road to the land of waves because of Dazna's stalking and thug threats.

So Dika felt a little depressed about the fact that he was classified by everyone into the same faction as an old man.But this depression was quickly blown away by the like-minded will!

Some discussions about the mature woman and sister Yu led to the two quickly hooking up and developing a deep friendship.Dika also enthusiastically wrote the address of Ling's restaurant in Iwanin Village to Dazna, and told him to visit it when he was free. Ling is an ancient beauty!The wine is fragrant and the people are beautiful!

The salty and wet old man smiled happily.

"Why can Dika's fair and tender face smile so wretchedly and wet..." Naruto, who was harassed by the laughter, glanced at Dika, then looked at his cousin Sasuke, and said innocently: "Sasuke , the reason why you don't laugh is not because your Uchiha family laughs like that!"

Natural black's words made Kakashi clear his throat uncomfortably, and Sakura looked at Sasuke's face that had never let up all the way with a desperate expression.

The ear-piercing laughter from behind, one large and one small, still pierced into everyone's ears endlessly. Kakashi looked at Sasuke's veined back of his hand and sighed to the sky, this task is not easy...

The author has something to say:

Recently, I have been visiting relatives and friends, adjusting my sleep, the late update... please forgive me~~~

CP will not be changed, Xiao Di will come out soon, girls who like Xiao Di, don't worry...

[Small Theater II]:

Dika: Tomato, do you know where the biggest gap is between us?

Tomato: There is a gap between us? ! !

Dika: Yes!Do not believe?Then you see.

Dika shouted into the distance: Golden Retriever, be good, come here~!

Deidara: You bastard, don't call me that! [The result is still passing obediently...

Tomato looked at the proud Dika, pursed his mouth, and looked into the distance: Second Young Master...

Sasuke's phoenix eyes stared!

Tomato: If it’s not just me, I’ll be on the mountain... [The result is that I obediently send myself up...