Naruto Monster Story

Thinking that she just abducted a bodyguard, Ling smiled softly involuntarily. She touched Dika's soft black hair, maybe she also abducted a little golden retriever that always followed behind the black hair.

Just thinking about it, a man's roar came from outside the hotel: "Didara, you monster!"

Just for a moment, Dika's loose temperament of the quilt was gone, and his whole body became chilly.She turned her head and smiled at Ling, "I'm going to deal with the family scandal, it may take a long time." Then, she took out a scroll in her arms and handed it over. "Maybe I won't come here again for a while, so Ling can help me keep my treasures."

Before the words of refusal were spoken, Dika ran out of the tavern like the wind.

Ling withdrew her half-raised hand, picked up the scroll, and looked at the small treasury that was enough for her to live a worry-free life in the next life.In her opinion, Dika may not return to Iwanin Village again.And this omen began a year before the sudden death of the old man who raised Dika and Didara.

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It was getting late, and the sky was as red as a fire by the sunset glow.

And this kind of red shone on the face of the drunk, with a disgusting ferocity.

"Monster go away! Monsters like you are not welcome in our village!" The messy footsteps, flushed face, and the big tongue tone of a drunk, but the content is quite sharp, deliberately provoking anger.

Didara, who was blocked by them, stared coldly at the drunk with his blue eyes, and clenched his fists tightly.But he doesn't know how to do it. The self-cultivation trained by Dika allows him to walk past them calmly, and then continue to look for the damned Dika.

It's just that some people are more courteous than Dika!

"Why don't you die with your short-lived grandfather! Learn the forbidden art?! I don't know if you and that ladyboy have learned it?"

The increasingly arrogant arrogance and unscrupulous insults just happened to poke Didala's reverse scales.In this vast world, some people can love their mother, some people can love their sister, brother, and brother.But Didala, who only has one grandfather, also follows the trend, he has become a grandfather!

With a "boom", the drunk who spoke just now fell to the ground with blood from his mouth and nose, and murmured indistinctly in pain.

"You can call that bastard Dika a shemale, but you can't call my grandpa!" Didara shouted angrily with blood on his fist.

However, the eyes of the drunkards who were obviously drunk suddenly became sharper.In an instant, an explosion exploded on the body of the man who had just been knocked down.

Didara watched all this in astonishment.He did learn forbidden techniques, but he didn't use explosive clay just now!

Surprised, his head was pounded heavily.With such crazy strength and the ability to get close quickly, Didala can guess which bastard beat him without looking back.

Sure enough, the man's yin and yang voice came from my ear: "I seem to have heard someone say that I can be called a transvestite casually, isn't it?"

"Asshole, now is not the time to think about that kind of question!"

Putting down his hands touching his head, Didara leaned back against Dika, and reached for his clay purse with both hands.Unknowingly, the surrounding streets became silent, pedestrians disappeared, but there were more and more auras hidden in the corners.

Not long after, a person covered in a black robe jumped out from the corner. "Didara, come with us Anbu."

"Oh? Why?" Didara was moved by Dika's eager words.Although they are enemies, the brothers are still reliable.

"The ninjutsu used by Didara just now needs to be investigated." Very official explanation, not convincing.

But Dika nodded casually, and said: "Oh~, then you take Didara away, I'll go back to sleep." Then he turned around, waved his hands, and was about to leave.

Didara, who was moved and quickly faced the reality, grabbed Dika's clothes and gritted his teeth at her!Dayou has the urge to bite you to death if you leave!

Dika, who stopped in his tracks, turned his head to look at Didala who showed her white teeth.

She stretched out her hand, poked his head, and said coolly: "You kid caused trouble yourself, wipe your own ass!"

But at this time, Didara, who was originally anxious and furious, suddenly laughed, and said sweetly: "Dika, think about it, every time I did something bad, I let you run away alone? Um?"

The countless tragic histories of the past flashed through Dika's mind like a lantern.A wave of anger rushed into my heart like a blowout.The stimulated Dika suddenly erupted, and she raised her fist and swung at Didara. "I'll kill you brat, and do justice for the heavens!"

Soon, the two entered the N+1th battle.

The leader of the dark army who was watching the battle silently gestured for everyone to take the opportunity to arrest them together.

One is a ninjutsu genius, and the other has extraordinary attainments in physical arts.The superior's order is to capture Didala alive, but it is possible, so Dika should not let it go!

"Earth Sundering Technique of Earth Escape! Dika, just fall into the deep pit and be buried alive by me! Hmm!" Didara exaggeratedly exclaimed.

Dika was silent.

The Anbu on standby quickly shuttled into the dusty battlefield to capture them.

The best time is when the enemy relaxes!Therefore, the slack Didara was quickly caught by Anbu.

One of them, Anbu, looked at the reburied land and ordered: "Dig it out!"

Soon Anbe answered concisely: "Yes!"

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But far away, there is a big white bird.

There are two children sitting on the white bird, one named Dika and the other named Didala!

Didara asked Dika: "When do you think they will find out that it was me who became me from your earth clone? Huh?"

"It won't be too long, and Anbu is not a vegetarian." Dika, who was lying on the white bird, resting his hands under his head and tapping Erlang's legs, said coolly. "However, Didara, your earth-dwelling earth-dragon concealment technique is really poor! Look at you covered in dirt! You almost ran past our meeting point!"

"Asshole, that's because you used invisibility to hide your chakra! Mmm!" It's not a good thing for a future clay artist to get lost in the soil, so Didara's expression was quite indignant .

"Little Golden Retriever, don't be jealous of my sister's unique skills. You were the one who said it was an obscene trick and didn't bother to learn it." Opening his eyelids, Dika's eyes were full of provocation and contempt. "Besides, you don't want me to stand upright in the sun, shouting at you enthusiastically, Xiao Di, I'm here~!"

Dika's extremely sissy tone at the end was quite irritating.So Didala grabbed Dika by the collar and shook it vigorously. "Don't call me little golden retriever, you bastard, eh!"

"I allow you to call me a jerk even if you're an asshole. What else are you dissatisfied with?" Shaking his head, Dika continued to provoke without any pressure.

In Dika's life, Didara is her brother, and bullying Didara is her life adjustment.If there is one thing missing, Dika will wonder if she forgot to buy an illustration poster of Intimacy Paradise again today.

Speaking of the poster, Dika suddenly felt that she seemed to have forgotten something?

At the same time, Didara also fell silent, and he looked back at the village that was getting smaller and smaller. "Dika, the old man's house is still there..."

"Huh?" Thinking about what he had forgotten, Dika glanced back indifferently. "It's just a house for people to live in. The family will run away with people." As she said, she patted Didara on the back of the head vigorously, and then announced arrogantly: "Now I am the head of our family. The house you built, the birds, and the tickets are all under my control! The future will be bright! Tsk, it’s a pity for my Lingmei."

Unexpectedly, Didala didn't jump up and compete with Dika for the position of parent this time. He just looked at Dika's ugly face with forgetful eyes and asked, "Dika, have you brought any money?"

Yinmei's heartbroken expression froze suddenly.Dika remembered what she forgot!In Lingmei's property, she forgot to calculate her and Didara's living expenses!

Freshly, Dika looked at Didara with guilt in his eyes.

"You didn't bring any money, so what did you prepare for your escape? Hmm!" Didara's eyes suddenly became rounder than grapes.

"Didara, your eyes are so beautiful!" People with a guilty conscience will take the initiative to please, such as Dika.

"Don't give me nonsense! Where's the money! Mmm!"

"Hehe, hehe, the sky is so blue, come on, Deidara, do you see that cloud art?"

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What can a ninja do if he is not a ninja?

Don't be a showman anymore, of course you are going to sell yourself!

It's a pity that no one would want a 9-year-old child even if he sold himself.Dika and Didara were once again thrown out by the staff of the recruitment office.

Dika squatted on the ground decadently, with his head down, drawing circles and cursing society. "This dark world! No child labor!"

"Dika..." Didara on the other side clutched his stomach, which hadn't had a date with grain for three days, and suggested with some hesitation. "Can we be Langren?"

"No, I'm so sweaty all day that I can't even pick up a girl." Dika refused without hesitation, and then moved her eyeballs like a monkey, swished, and aimed at Didara's chest, she said with a smile . "Didara, I'm so hungry, why don't we sell the molten iron for the forehead?"

"No!" Didara jumped away holding the forehead protector in his arms.

Dika followed closely. "You drew lines on it yourself! So what if you sell it!"

"No, the old man said let us be ninjas! So you are not allowed to sell that piece! Give me yours!" Saying this, Didara, who had been avoiding, turned around and approached Dika actively, stretching out his hand in front of Dika. She fumbled around in her arms.

Dika, who was attacked all over her body, looked at the little golden retriever who finally took out the forehead guard from her underwear and stuffed it into her arms.She smiled inexplicably. "How does it feel?"

"Ah? It's hard." Didara, who was buried in his forehead, said casually, thinking about the forehead.

"..." Dika, who was evaluated as having a hard chest, smiled like a spring breeze.She put her arm around Didara's shoulder affectionately, shaking her fist. "Didara, do you think it's my chest that's hard, or my fist? You were the one who touched your forehead just now~!"

"Boobs, boobs?!" Didara's surprised expression now, could have stuffed an egg into his mouth.He looked at his palm, and then at Dika's disheveled skirt.The strange soft and hot touch just now rushed to his heart, making him blush immediately.But the sense of confrontation he had developed for a long time made him instinctively refute. "You took off my pants too."

"...Then take it off again?"

"……no!"

"..."

"..."

Pull up with one hand and pull down with the other.During the confrontation, the gazes emitted from the sapphire-blue narrow eyes and the blue-blue round eyes fought tenaciously together.Until the end, the unsurprisingly, the two fought again.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Deidara: Dika, don't you think our names are similar?Um?

Dika: Yes?Mine is a little shorter than yours.

Deidara: You're a girl!Um!

Dika: I'm talking about the hair.

……

【run away