Naruto Monster Story

Hei Qiyu, who woke up from the underworld princess, stared at the familiar white roof of his room, and was stunned for a while, as if he couldn't remember why he suddenly returned to the house after communicating with the beautiful man.

"Gululu—!" The loud empty city call came from directly below her body, and before she could respond to her body's call, a faster figure broke into the room from outside the room.

"Princess! You're awake!" The chief executive managed to stabilize his violent charge. Before he could stabilize his figure, a string of words came out of his mouth, "Do you want to eat, princess? Or should I drink first?" Where's the soup, princess? No! If you're hungry, let's eat snacks first! Princess! Princess!..." While yelling in a panic, the chief executive hurriedly moved the food that had been placed outside the house for a long time one by one moved into the house.

"Loyal dog, loyal dog!" Dika, who was in charge of guarding and hiding under the eaves, shook his legs, biting a half-eaten dried mango in his hand, and shook his head, commenting, "There are dogs like this, what more can a man ask for!"

"Hmph!" A short disdainful hum came from the nose of the handsome red-haired guy next to Dika.

Dika, who was completely unaffected by Lord Scorpion's cold air, handed over the snack box he had just picked up in the direction of Lord Scorpion.But under the laser beam of the other party's white eyes, he withdrew his hand embarrassingly, "Hehe, Mr. Xie, I suddenly feel that you have painted too much on the whites of your eyes! Is it because funds are too tight and you can't buy red paint?"

"..." Scorpion's eyeballs were like unthreaded puppets, quickly turning in the big eye sockets, and then the bright red pupils shot out a terrifying sight, and they were nailed to Dika's body suddenly, which shocked Dika's body. Trembling!

"Give me a reason why you can provoke my art and still be alive."

Looking at the serious Lord Scorpion, Dika stared his eyes decisively, puffed up his cheeks slightly, and imitated Didala, and said, "Danna! Calm down!"

Dika thought that his intercession was effective, and successfully angered Xie again!From the heart of the right hand of the puppet of a real person, a black thorn suddenly drilled out and pointed directly at the center of Dika's eyebrow.

Looking at the sharp needle tip with a strange luster, Dika stared cross-eyed, carefully took out a new piece of dried mango from the snack box in his arms, and tentatively held it against the needle tip.However, the bright yellow dried mango shrank into a wretched scorched black the moment it touched it.Dika quickly dropped the snack that was glued to unknown objects and died in battle, and explained, "I just want to know, besides you, who else can maintain the characteristics of life without blood and food!"

After a while, the needle tip still showed no sign of moving away.Paranoid artists are the worst headaches!ah!But her foster child husband is still very cute!Thinking of Didara's puffy face, Dika ignored the danger above his head, his eyes were blurred out of accord with the matter, and the corners of his mouth raised a suspicious arc.

Dika, who was too nympho, made Xie lose interest in threatening.What's more, if you lose your rare competitor because of a gift from a pedophile, this kind of calculation is not worth the gain.

Before Dika didn't seem to realize it, the black needle tip slowly retracted at a tortoise's speed.

Suddenly, the house where Dika and Xie lived was shaken violently, and Dika couldn't help being alert, [Enemy attack? 】

Faster, the thick wall was smashed by a black shadow!

The cracked wall and the dust raised made Dika swallow the leftover half of dried mango in one go, and widened his eyes, watching the black shadow flying out of the hole, and staggered up from the ground in the backyard.

After the dust settled, the slender figure standing at the entrance of the cave aggressively flicked the whip in his hand, and with a bang, a stream of dust hit the ground again, "Boss! You actually gave me cold food! I haven't trained you for too long!" Are you here!"

"Huh! Uh! Vomit!" The chief executive held his stomach that had been hit, and couldn't help but vomited out all the food he had just been forced to eat.But after hearing Princess Yu's words, he stood up quickly, without caring about patting the dust on his body, and rushed towards the kitchen like an arrow leaving the string.Truly the best example of a slave!

He squinted at the back of the chief executive who could only see but not smell, and the food on the ground that showed no signs of digestion.

Not afraid of death, Dika aimed again at Master Scorpion, who hadn't retracted his hand, "Master Scorpion, if you eat something, which direction will you come out from? Up—or—?" The slash came to an abrupt end.

Using the speed of the blood race, he jumped back somersault and neatly dodged the fatal blow. Dika wiped the cold sweat that did not exist on his forehead, and let out a long sigh of gratitude, "It's so dangerous~! Although he can't die, but if he is poisoned half dead , Didara will be a widow!"

Seeing that Master Scorpion still had the tendency to continue to attack, Dika quickly backed up, jumped down from the eaves, and showed a bright smile at Master Scorpion who was slower, "Master Scorpion, I'm going to meet Didara on a date." The princess will be under your protection for the time being!" Turning around and landing, Dika quickly ran towards Didara's guard point, and before leaving, he added, "I will buy you red paint for free , Lord Scorpion, don't thank you too much!"

On Dika's escape route, he was nailed with countless black thorns with a strange luster...

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"Dika, is it really okay for Dan to guard the house alone? Huh?" While eating the two-color ice cream in his hand, Didala asked the mastermind beside him with a little conscience.At this moment, they were carrying food baskets and walking in the woods leading to the cliff carved with the statue of Hokage.

After taking a bite of the lemon-flavored ice cream in his hand, and looking at Didara's extremely sweet strawberry ice cream, Dika bent down and licked a big mouthful of it involuntarily salivating!He said vaguely: "What's the matter, isn't there still a princess with him? He won't be lonely!" After finishing speaking, he licked off the remaining dessert at the corner of his mouth indifferently.Then Deidara, who glared at him angrily, narrowed his eyes with a flattering smile, and consciously handed out his own ice cream to him, watching him take a big bite in revenge, and then his cheeks trembled from the cold!

Dika pinched Didara's bulging cheeks amusedly, and kept laughing wickedly, "But compared to Lord Scorpion, our date is more important! It's rare that there are no light bulbs."

Speaking of light bulbs, Dika gritted his teeth sincerely!The employer has no choice but to stand still for the time being, the formidable enemy who represents the incarnation of art, Scorpion!But on rare occasions when he is free, he will be haunted by a tsundere black cat looking for his brother.

Dika, who felt that he was miserable because he couldn't date, put his chin on the top of Didala's head with some gloom, and used his chin to gently rub the top of Didara's soft hair. It was more like a shame than a coquettish Humph, "Didara, I need more time to date! Date!" It's best to give me back all the time you spend with Lord Scorpion!

Didara, who was going to explode because of this height-discriminatory action, heard Dika's words, his ears turned slightly red, "Wait, wait, I'll take you to the art gallery when the task is completed." , and habitually brought an inaudible, "...huh?"

"...Mmm." With difficulty uttering this word, Dika braced his body stiffly, secretly alerting himself, Dika, your greatest rival in love in this life is art!

Hearing the rustling sound of objects rubbing against each other, Dika couldn't help turning his gaze to the grass behind him.After a while, a petite figure jumped out of it, holding a handful of red fruits whose names were unknown.

Dika was first attracted by the sweet smell of the child, and the red fruit in his arms also had a faint scent of alcohol, a bit like the wine balls Didara made for her.

But when Dika saw the appearance of the petite figure clearly, the attention that was attracted by the smell before was pulled back by her vigorous spirit!She shrugged her nose in disbelief, and then buried her face in Deidara's shoulder shyly regardless.

After a while, Dika quickly raised his head and rushed to the child's side, holding the other's dirty little face with both hands for a long time...

In the end, Dika couldn't help breathing quickly. "When?! When?!" Dika, who was not confident, said to himself, like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, bent forward in frustration, kneeling on the ground, with big teardrops hanging around his eyes , looking back at Didara resentfully, pointing at the child in front of him with a trembling index finger: "When did you give birth to a wild species outside behind my back!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Didara, who was awakened by Lei from the inexplicable, couldn't help but roared loudly.

"Blonde hair! Blue eyes! A nasty orange jumpsuit!" Dika pointed out one by one, and announced loudly about one of them. "And that muddy body! Do you want to deny it?!"

"..." Resisting the big veins on his forehead, Didala kicked Dika's buttocks unceremoniously, rolling his heels like venting his anger. "If you don't have knowledge, you must have common sense! I'm only 12 years old this year, how can I have the ability to give birth to such a big child! Bastard!" After the confession, after a short period of sweetness, Didara finally couldn't help saying Say that very emotional name.

"..." Gazing at Didara blankly, Dika was stunned for a while, then nodded as if suddenly realizing, "Yes, it is your situation that you are powerless to say!"

"..." Didara endured another huge vein popping out of his forehead, and silently increased the strength under his feet.But he couldn't help but fell into the air, and then he heard a voice very close to his body, the warm breath sprayed on the skin of his neck, itching, "But... I still doubt it! Didara, look , you two are so similar! If it wasn't your illegitimate child, it was also your father's, your grandfather's illegitimate child!"

Listening to Dika's nonsense, Didala, who was obviously very angry, nodded thoughtfully at this moment!

Out of work practice, Konoha Anin, who was sent to follow the two Langren, saw the behavior of this strange combination of sister and brother love, and couldn't help but slip on the soles of his feet.Inner grief and indignation: What kind of family environment did these two grow up in?Don't insult the elders like this!

"Dika, the more you talk, the more you look like it!"

"Yeah yeah!"

"If it's Grandpa, this kind of thing is not impossible!" In the end, as if confirming his guess, Didara nodded fiercely and gave a hum. "It must be so! Hmm!"

Dika nodded his head in a normal manner, touched his chin, and looked at the child who was stupid from the beginning again seriously.

"Little friend, tell my sister what your name is?"

"Naru, Naruto" hugged the food in his arms tightly, raised his cat-like face timidly, and his voice, which was slightly timid at first, gradually became smoother, "My name is Uzumaki Naruto."

"Naruto?" Repeatedly, Dika looked at the child in front of him again, and then as if he was sure, he rushed up and hugged

The thin and weak Naruto yelled, "Brother, I am your brother-in-law!"

Naruto was shocked!I endured the shock secretly!Didara's mouth twitched!

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