Naruto Monster Story

Didara liked Dika's hand very much, because her hand was one knuckle smaller than her own.This is undoubtedly a small victory for Didala, who was suppressed by Dika in many ways.He believes that in the days to come, his hands will grow bigger than Dika's, because he is a boy!

Pretending not to care, he adjusted the posture of the two hands clasped, letting his own hand completely wrap Dika's hand.Feel the softness in your palm.

The heat in the palm of the hand slowly faded into the heart.Unconsciously, he pursed the wound on his mouth, feeling a slight tingling pain, remembering the soft touch of his lips at that moment, blood rushed to his face in an instant.Immediately, Didara quickly withdrew his hand as if scalded, his heart beating like thunder!

But the faster hand was tightly grasped, and Dika yelled with a serious face: "Didara!"

Dika's cry made Didara tremble in fright as if he had been caught as a thief. "What, what!"

"Let's go to the Land of Water! There, shall we build a new home?" Dika grinned heartily.

Some dazzling dawn made Didara turn his head awkwardly and said, "Whatever, I have clay..."

Dika held Didara's hand indifferently, and walked while talking: "Well, we can build a house floating on the water, sleep in a place every day, and wake up in a new place, it's okay Just watch the sea, and go fishing if you have something to do!" As he spoke, Dika's tone became more brisk. "Also, don't artists like places with water? Right, Deidara!"

"Hmm, um!" Reminiscent of the freehand days, Didara couldn't help but yearn for it.

"The most important thing!" Dika's tone became serious, and then gradually became obscene as if thinking of something, "I heard that girls who rely on water are very watery~!"

"..."

"Didara, why are you squeezing my hand so hard!"

"Humph!"

———————————— Climbing mountains and wading to the country of water ————————————————

In the sky of the Land of Water, scattered snowflakes in the shape of hexagons, and the occasional cold wind blowing by, accelerated the pace of pedestrians.

Dika and Didara shrugged their shoulders pitifully, standing on a street, guarding the small wooden stall in front of them.

Elaborate works of art are placed on it, but... there are not many people.

"Ah!" Dika sneezed, rubbed his nose with his index finger, and complained, "It's snowing before winter, it's so cold!"

"Why, why?" Didara clenched his hands into fists, and the anger in his blue eyes was enough to melt the snow. "My perfect art, why is no one appreciating it!" He held up a chubby owl and shouted at Dika: "Isn't its streamline beautiful? Isn't its shape unique? This is a fusion of abstract Peaceful masterpiece at its best!"

Facing the indignant Didara, Dika took a slight step back.Didara continued to summarize angrily, "The people in the country of water have no vision, they are too blind!"

Dika looked away a little, and said heartlessly: "I think the people here are finally normal..."

"What did you say? Huh?"

"Which idiot would put something that would explode next to him, do you think his skin is as thick as yours?" He said so, but Dika was also helpless, and his savings were running low.

Now don’t talk about looking at the sea in the house, just look at the passbook that has bottomed out. In the future, they can only sit on the house floating on the sea, open the window, open their mouths, and drink the sea breeze until they are full.

However, Didala, who was unwilling to go to the countryside to modify the sculpture, kept yelling that art should not be profaned.Touching his stomach that had been empty for a long time, Dika looked up to the sky and sighed, is it really necessary to sell his kidney?

Deidara, who was left out, was furious, so he said, "Dika! Say to the first woman you meet, you are ugly! This is an order!"

Dika, who accused him in his heart of not using orders casually, ran out of control again.Turning around an alley, I ran into a plump and rich old lady in bright red and green.The mouth opened and closed completely uncontrollably, and Dika yelled loudly: "You are so ugly!"

Looking at the mountain-like body of the other party trembling with anger, "Auntie, no, elder sister, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation!"

The hill-like slap came down, and amidst the slaps that resounded through the sky, the rich woman covered her face with tears and ran, Dika clutched her red and swollen cheeks, wanting to cry without tears.

"Being beaten to be honest? Huh?" Deidara, who was gloating, poked Dika who fell to the ground, and said with a smile.

There was another heavy slap, and the fat woman who came back slapped Didara on the head, and continued to run away covering her face.Didara sank deep into the ground and ate a mouthful of dirt.

"Haha, haha! Idiot! You deserve it!" Dika laughed while holding his stomach.

"Hmph! You have been beaten! You idiot! Hmm!" Didara spat out the dirt in his mouth, and cursed back not to be outdone.

"Gu rumble, rumble..." A huge voice echoed between the two of them.

Dika shook his head. Although there was a meal without a meal these days, he was not so hungry.

"It's not me, I'm not so temperamental, eh!" Didara explained.

Following the sound, a petite figure was nestled in the corner of the alley, motionless.

In the cold season, the 5 or 6-year-old child only wore a shabby white dress, his bare feet turned red and purple due to the low temperature, and some skin had begun to crack, exposing red, swollen and rotten flesh.The broken iron chain on the neck, the lonely expression, and the snowflakes accumulated on the shoulders for a long time.Without making people guess, what has this child suffered?How long have you been standing still here?

"Gu rumble, rumble..." The loud voice came from the child again.

[People are not judged by their appearance!Such a big sound from such a small body. 】

Dika and Didala's overly focused eyes made the child, who had been ignored all the time, shrink himself a little more uncomfortably.As a result, the snowflakes on the shoulders rustled down.

Suddenly, a man in pajama pants, bare upper body, and mask approached the three of them.Quietly looked at them for a while.His eyes slid over the scratched forehead guard tied to Didara's head, and Dika's callused hands compared with ordinary children, and finally fixed his eyes on the child squatting in the corner: "You have to follow me!" ?"

Didala and Dika stared wide-eyed, 【Abductor! ] The two of them thought of this word at the same time.

There was also a look of disbelief in the child's eyes.

"I am the man who will have his own ninja village in the future. So, do you want to go with me?" The man said in a low voice.

Dika and Didala glanced at each other, one didn't want to tarnish art, and the other didn't want to sell a kidney.Therefore, Dika took the lead in asking: "Food and accommodation included?"

"...Hmm." Zabu Zhan was taken aback for a moment when asked this question.

"Is there meat for every meal? I don't like meat!" Dika asked excitedly with his eyes wide open.

"I want even meat and vegetables! Hmm!" Didara added unwillingly.

"..."

"Is there a weekend?"

"Can I get paid vacation? Huh?"

"..."

"Does your village pay attention to accepting women? Especially beauties?"

"Would you value artistic development? Especially my art? Huh?"

"..."

"Uncle, do you have gout in your legs? Are you wearing so much lower body?"

"Uncle, your pajama pants are too unartistic, huh?"

"..."

Zai Bu Zhan couldn't help but start to doubt whether his invitation to these two children was right or wrong.He forcefully interrupted the two chattering, "If you agree, tell me your names!"

"Dika!" "Didara!" "..."

Hearing these two names, Zai Bu Zhan was a little astonished, but he seemed to think of something, and he sneered for a while.Turning his head to look at the child who looked extremely well-behaved compared to the two of them, there was joy in the child's eyes, but a deeper fear was hidden.

If you don't change your bad voice towards Dika and the two, you lower your voice and ask the child: "I need you, so, tell me your name?"

Those lonely eyes suddenly exuded a vivid brilliance, and the hoarse voice changed from inaudible to clear, "...Bai, my name is Bai!"

Didara looked at it strangely, suddenly stopped the snowy sky, and then glanced at Zi Bu Zhan He Bai, what is that lingering look in his eyes?

"Uncle, so you are so good!" Dika laughed wretchedly.

"Pervert?" Didara looked at Zai Buchou disdainfully, and moved his body towards Bai, "He's a boy! Hmm!"

"Stupid Golden Retriever, don't you know it's okay for boys and boys? And, how do you know he's a boy!"

"Do you think everyone is a shemale like you? Hmm!"

But Bai, who was delighted to be needed, now timidly hides behind Didara.Didara looked at Zabuzhan's eyes with even more contempt.

On the other side, although there was no contempt in Dika's eyes, he still didn't want to see that kind of eyes.With a headache, he yelled at the two children of the Di generation: "Don't you want to eat?"

"miss you!"

"Then shut up!"

Dika and Dida stretched out a finger, indicating that they just said a word.Eyes full of pleading.

Resisting the blue veins on his forehead, he growled, "Say!"

"The uncle who looks like a rice bucket is so handsome! Hmm!"

"Didara, it's like a meal ticket!" Dika clenched his fists and knocked on Didara's head.

"Pfft..." Bai laughed timidly.

Unbearable, he turned around and left without beheading, followed by three bumpy little radish heads...

Two lively, one shy...

The author has something to say:

Internet jokes...

世界上最没用的一句话:1.police：不要跑！2.国足：必胜！3.老师：同学们不要睡了！4.病人：医生，您轻点儿！5.女人：不要嘛6.父母：孩子，不要闹了7.罪犯：我是冤枉的啊！8,烟盒上的那句“吸烟有害健康”10,“上帝会保佑你的”11.分手时：“对不起”。

PS: Joke, joke, definitely not that the author is too lazy to think about a small theater! 【Watch the sky】