[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Master: What about Chang Xi and Xi He?

System: Chang Xi and Xi He, the wives of the two emperors, only appeared in their names, and were not born on the moon.

In addition, Chang Xi is the mother of the moon, and when she gave birth to December, Xihe was the mother of the sun, who gave birth to the sun. Neither of them was the moon god or the sun god. Legend has it that he was deified as the moon god and the sun god.

And the so-called Wangshu doesn't exist at all, Wangshu is invented in Chu Ci to drive the moon, in Chu Ci, even Xihe drives the sun.

After all, Changxi already existed in the pre-Qin period, while Wangshu only appeared in the Western Han Dynasty. It is normal that there is no such thing here.

Master: So there is no Xi He and Chang Xi on the moon?

System: They probably haven't been born yet. After all, no matter which myths say where these two were born, it only says that one of them gave birth to a son and the other gave birth to a daughter, and they took care of their children in different regions.

Oh, by the way, according to the Shan Hai Jing, Di Jun's wife also has: E Huang.

Grandpa: ...

This damn mythical world.

Forget it, don't worry about this anymore, I'd better go and watch the derivation of one clean qi and twelve turbid qi left behind by Pangu, and watch one qi turn into three cleans and twelve ancestral witches.

System: Sorry, there is no such thing.

Master: Wait a minute, have you transformed the Sanqing and the Twelve Ancestral Witches in one breath?

System: You have read a lot of online articles. The earliest one is "Fengshen Yanyi" written by Xu Zhonglin. It's not like Pangu's Yiqi transforms into Sanqing.

In addition, although there are many Chinese gods, there is no such thing as the twelve ancestor witches. The word ancestor witches does not exist in orthodox mythology at all. The quote is bad, if you don't believe me, you will know the source after reading the Twelve Ancestral Witches.

However, there are ten witches in Shan Hai Jing: from "Shan Hai Jing Da Huang Xi Jing".

"In the wilderness there is a mountain called Fengju Yumen, where the sun and the moon enter. There are Lingshan, Wuxian, Wuji, Wuqu, Wupeng, Wugu, Wuzhen, Wuli, Wudai, Wuxie, Wu Luo Shiwu ascends and descends from here, and hundreds of medicines are here." Guo Pu notes: "The group of witches go up and down this mountain to pick them." According to Lingshan, it is the ladder of the mountain. "Ten witches go up and down from now on", which means "going up and down in the sky", proclaiming the decree of the gods, and reaching the people's sentiments; collecting herbs should be the rest.

The ancestral witch you mentioned is not the same thing at all.

Master: ...How many gods are there in Huaxia?How do you feel that your three views have been refreshed all the time.

System: Let me talk about the earliest mythology, Shanhaijing mythology, Chuci mythology, Fengshenyanyi mythology, and Journey to the West mythology. These four books have four authors and four worldviews, representing the views of the four authors. , although there are overlapping places, but many are different.

For example, the spiritual system of Shanhaijing is about monsters, spirits and beasts, Fengshenyanyi is about people, Journey to the West is about Buddhism, and Chu Ci is even more different.

Grandpa: ...

System: For example, Fengshenyanyi, a typical male chauvinistic tendency, Nuwa became the chief culprit of the decline of the Yaozu, why?Because men were superior to women in the Ming Dynasty, there was still a period of time when some people did not recognize Nuwa's status as one of the three emperors, thinking that she was the cock of the morning.

Grandpa: ...

System: Generally speaking, it was compiled by later generations. Now... According to the law of species development, Shan Hai Jing should be at the top. Don’t humans always say that species are evolving, so according to the time and the year when the book was written It should be roughly in the order of Chuci after the passage of mountains and seas, then Fengshenyanyi, and then Journey to the West. Although Fengshenyanyi is from the Ming Dynasty, it is written in the Yin Dynasty, and Buddhism is added.

Master: ...Are there no Buddhist schools in Chuci?

System: You can go and see for yourself.

Grandpa also thinks that he can still save it, no matter what kind of god he is, grandpa is not here to test evidence, grandpa is here to eat meat!

The Donghuang Taiyi over there is in human form, and he looks good, but he is not cute.

He is a golden retriever, with blond hair and golden eyes, no matter how good-looking he is, I don't like him.

Donghuang Taiyi was a little dazed looking at the sudden appearance of the red dragon.

Then he reached out and touched it.

Then, Grandpa gave him a tail.

There is nothing to see here, so I turned around and left slowly. Then I traveled around the prehistoric world, looking at the scenery, and by the way, I recorded the species so that I could find materials to eat meat in the future.

At this time, the prehistoric era still belonged to the era of demon spirits, and to be precise, it belonged to the era of birds and beasts.

Saints are gone, and humans are not born.

Looking around, they are all monsters.

Oh, by the way, the so-called human form is actually rather a patchwork of monsters that don't belong to monsters.

In the process, they chose a solution with the best balance and a better shape.

That is, the appearance of a head with two hands and two feet.

It can be said that later Nuwa created humans with this plan, after all, Nuwa is also a snake god.

And the so-called human form, at this time, should actually be said to be a god form.

Take off the animal body and turn into a god.

At that time, Nuwa, who was already a god, created human beings based on her god form.

But these are not important, the important thing is that there are birds and beasts everywhere in the wilderness, and after plucking their hair and claws, they are all meat!

Eat meat eat meat eat meat!

Although some creatures have been born now, there are not many. Apart from Dijun Taiyi and Chang Xi, there are also other strange beasts such as dragons, phoenixes and tortoises, but most of them are only two or three.

Grandpa stared at the phoenix bird, swallowed his saliva, and resisted the urge to eat meat—you have to hold back, you can only eat it after it lays eggs, or it will be gone after eating.

It's a really painful process.

Grandpa, let's go back to play games.

Wait until the middle period and start eating.

But Grandpa never expected it, but he went out for a stroll, and when he came back, he saw that there was a small candle dragon on his property.

Yes, Candle Dragon.

The head of the dragon and the body of the snake are red all over.

Grandpa can eat it?

System: It is the reincarnation of Pangu, are you sure you want to eat it.

Master: Master Nima even opened his mouth.

And the little candle dragon flew over cheerfully and wrapped itself around Grandpa's neck with a slap, its tail almost poked Grandpa's eyes.

Shaking his head, Grandpa changed back to human form, seeing the dazed look on that candle dragon's face, Grandpa resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and dodged away.

Donghuang Taiyi, who followed and watched the whole process, thought this Candle Dragon was really interesting.

So Donghuang Taiyi went to hook up with that little candle dragon.

Then the two became friends.

When I watched them touch my master's cave, I really didn't know what they wanted to do.

Donghuang Taiyi is not bad, at least in human form, and Zhulong... although smaller than his original form, it is also much larger than Donghuang Taiyi and his master's human form.

So, Little Candle Dragon began to learn how to change shape while crying.

Under the guidance of Donghuang Taiyi, it only took five times to get better.

Well, the black-haired one is quite cute, and there is a third eye on the forehead, but with the eyes closed, it looks quite tall, about 1.9 meters tall like Donghuang Taiyi.

Grandpa took out a steak and ate it, glanced at the two of them, and continued to play games.

With Lin Jinghong's ignorance and acquiescence, the two lived in this cave.

It is said that the Dongfu is actually the palace of Jiu Siming, a divorce gift from Jiuqing, a mobile Dongfu that can be turned into a spaceship or a submarine.

The hull is hidden under the ground, and above the ground are exquisite buildings.

Donghuang Taiyi and Xiaozhulong wandered around here, and finally found a room to live in.

It doesn't matter to the master, anyway, those are empty rooms, this cave has its own door locking system, which locks all the rooms that the master has used.

The advantage of Donghuang Taiyi and Zhulong is that they don't talk too much, and they don't have a hundred thousand reasons.

Grandpa can rest assured.

The disadvantage is that the destructive power of these two is really not ordinary.

Fortunately, this palace has its own repair function.

In order to prevent Ye's clothes from being poisoned, Ye threw them some leftover clothes that he had made for Dou Ya Wang for them to play with.

On the contrary, Donghuang Taiyi quickly became interested in writing.

He actually started to create words.

Although it is hieroglyphic, it is also very good.

After Zhulong knew Donghuang Taiyi's name, he named himself Zhuyin.

Grandpa: ...

Looks like Grandpa needs to change his name.

Then I will continue to use Jiu Commander.

System: There is indeed a Candle Yin and a Candle Dragon in Shan Hai Jing, not only that, but also three fat remains with completely different shapes.

Candle Yin is located in Zhongshan, and Candle Dragon is located in a place called Zhangwei Mountain outside the Northwest Sea.

Grandpa: Okay...

I can be sure that the version of Shan Hai Jing I read is also fake.

System: It should be an incomplete version. The complete version of Shan Hai Jing cannot be compatible with pictures at all.

The picture is compatible with the annotated one. At least get a thousand-page volume.

Grandpa: ...

It makes sense.

The Chinese mythology is indeed a trap, no wonder the master has never been able to understand the Chinese mythology, and the relationship between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Grandpa decided to go out and get some food to make up for his wounded heart.

Regardless of whether it is a non-renewable resource, I want to eat meat and eat meat.

I'm starving to death.

So Grandpa found a very strange creature.

Oh, it's the fat leftover mentioned above.

There are three types of obesity.

Two snakes and one bird.

The one I caught was a snake, and it had two bodies with one head.

"Shan Hai Jing Bei Shan Jing": "One hundred and eighty miles to the north, it is called the mountain of Hunxi. There is no grass and trees, and there are many copper and jade. The water flows out, and the northwest flows into the sea. There is a snake with one head and two bodies, and it is called fat. If you see it, there will be a severe drought in the country.”

This kind of fat left is living in Hunxi Mountain, with one head and two bodies, and the country where it appears will suffer severe drought.

And I found that there are quite a lot of fat left here, at least six, and I chose the largest one, which is eight meters long, and the snake head is bigger than my head.

Then he pulled out the seedling knives and picnic tableware that my grandfather hadn't used for many years.

This Fat Yi's head was pinned to the ground by the master with a 'big sword · heart demon' and could not move.

Pulled out the golden seedling knife made by Hezhunstos for the master, cut off the head, looked at the body, and then looked at the tongue, um, take the snake brain first, and then stew the snake head in soup, the snake skin is quite big, The color is also good and can be left to make materials.

But how to eat the snake body?

The author has something to say: In the end, I decided to cook a part.

This snake is too big, it can only be stewed joint by joint, and it is still used in an extra-large pot. The snake meat has been picked off, and the internal organs have been washed. It is a pity to throw it away. You must know that snake liver is better than goose Liver is something more delicious.

Snake gallbladder is used to stew soup.

After all, it was too big to swallow.

Snake meat slices are rolled into thin slices in the soup and cooked. It is very crispy and tender. It is very refreshing when served with spicy sauce. It is a bit like eating squid slices.

Snake brains are boiled and dipped in sauce, and some of them are fried with spices.

Set up a few grills, cut the remaining snake body into a suitable size, skewered it, spread it with seasoning and smoked it over a low fire.

The two snake tails still had skins on them. I kept the skins on and marinated them for a while, then cut them open, removed the bones, stuffed them with fruits and vegetables, tied them up and put them on the grill to smoke.

The smell spread far away, and while eating, the master kicked away the beasts that followed the smell.

There are also some snake meat masters who made dry pot snake meat, which is full of elasticity, plump and juicy, and tastes great.

It's awesome that ancient creatures don't have parasites.

Pure natural, pollution-free.

Master gnawed on the bone and looked at Meng Ji who was planning to steal the snake meat. call】.

Kick it away when it is about to get it.

Longkou Duoshi, boy, you are very brave.

This kid is really persistent.

Grandpa stepped on Meng Ji's tail and saw him screaming 'Jijijiji', why don't you change your name to Mengji.

Letting go of the tail, this guy jumped up, bit a piece of raw meat that hadn't been marinated, and ran away.

Forget it, seeing how cute this guy is, I forgive him.

How cute are you asking?

Go search for snow leopards.

Let's keep this kind of big cat. If you are in a bad mood, raising your eyes or brushing its fur are good choices. I plan to catch and raise it later.

There is no need to catch it, the Lord will wait for it to finish eating the meat and run to throw itself into the trap.

Then, an hour later, the master put the collar on Meng Ji smoothly.

The idiot is still gnawing at the bone.

By the way, this is the ancestor of the later generations of snow leopards, right?

This is exactly the same as the snow leopard.

Stupid and cute big cat, as long as you give it meat, you will be its mother.

After killing a whole fat snake, he felt full and planned to sleep to digest his food, so he just lay down on his stomach.

Meng Ji was terrified, but it was chained, so it couldn't run away, so it could only scream anxiously, and it took a while to calm down.

After eating and sleeping well, the master changed back to human form and took this Meng Ji for a walk around.

The current location of the Lord is the area where the Beishanjing in the Shanhaijing is located.

There are a total of 87 mountains in Beishan Jing, 230 miles.

Hunxi Mountain, where Feiyi is located, is just one of them.

For each mountain, Beishan Jing has recorded in detail the name, minerals, beasts, and even rare and exotic grasses, as well as the distance from each mountain.

For example: Hunxi Mountain, there are no flowers and trees on the mountain, and it is rich in copper and jade.

For example, fifty miles to the north of Hunxi Mountain, there is Beidan Mountain, which has no vegetation, but there are many wild onions and leeks.

Then 180 miles to the north, there is Beixian Mountain, where there are many small wild horses.

Another 170 miles to the north is an embankment mountain with many small wild horses.There is a kind of beast in the mountains, whose shape is like a leopard and there are patterns on its head, and its name is Zha.

Zhonglue... Totally the first and last mountain series in the north, from Shanhu Mountain to Dishan Mountain, a total of 25 mountains, 490 miles away, all mountain gods have human faces and snake bodies.Sacrifice to the mountain god: Bury a rooster and a pig that were used as sacrifices among the wool objects into the ground, and use a piece of jade in the beautiful jade ware of worshiping the gods, just bury it in the ground without using rice for sacrifice.

Those who lived north of the mountains ate raw food that had not been roasted. ——It is estimated that this is the origin of the Cold Food Festival later.

In short, as long as you have a compass and this book of mountains and seas, basically you don't have to worry about getting lost.

Grandpa is going to get some wild onions and leeks.

It is said that horse meat is not very tasty, how about trying an ancient wild horse?

Anyway, if you don’t like it, you can feed the cat [Meng Ji].

Meng Ji: Meng Ji?

Master: Speaking of the system, do you know Taotie?

System: Taotie is not far from Mount Gouwu. Oh, by the way, this meeting is called Roe Owl [xiao]. Do you want to try its taste?

Grandpa: Grandpa originally wanted to say that Grandpa should dress as Taotie, but thank you, Grandpa decided to eat it. Is Taotie one of the nine sons of the dragon?

System: Later generations just spread rumors. There is no myth that it is the son of a dragon. There has been no definite conclusion on this kind of statement. It was not until the Ming Dynasty that nine different beasts were established.

And nine refers to an imaginary number, which means extremely many, that is to say, there are more than nine.

Grandpa: ...

Grandpa went to eat gluttonous.

System: Roe Owl.

Master: Taotie ← This looks cooler.

System: Whatever you want.

The days when you are full are particularly refreshing, even if Zhu Yin comes to find him, it can't stop the master from being in a happy mood.

The author has something to say about adding [-] words to the text. I couldn’t hold it anymore. The medicine was too effective. I went to bed. It was originally just a sore throat and bronchitis, but now I have a cold and rhinitis. I think I need a dog. , Wearing a padded jacket and turning on the heater still feels cold.

At the end of the last chapter, the chapter related to Donghuang Taiyi has been changed, so please read it again.

In addition, starting from the next chapter, I will put some texts in the author's words as extra compensation. After all, I feel that there are too many popular science articles and few texts, so I will add some in the author's words.

What else is coming...

what……

Oh, I went to code [-] to change. I fell asleep after taking medicine yesterday, and it was early morning when I woke up.

Oh, I have four editions of The Classic of Mountains and Seas. The most complete edition has four volumes, three volumes with illustrations and one volume with annotations, one edition without annotations, and two editions with deleted illustrations.

Not bad, I don’t know, obviously I haven’t read "Buddha is the Tao", but I also thought that Emperor Jun Taiyi was a brother, and the word "Donghuang" in Donghuang Taiyi means the emperor of the east, because he was originally from the east of Chu. The gods enshrined, so Donghuang is not a surname, but an honorific title, and Taiyi is the name.

The book "Buddha is Tao" should have influenced many people, including some writers. Even I, who have never read it, thought that Emperor Jun Taiyi was the Golden Crow, and Chang Xi and Xi He were born on the moon. Check it out It was later discovered that this was not the case at all.

The most ridiculous thing is the reference book on Chinese mythology that I bought. He even referred Emperor Shun to Helios.

He has a bigger brain than Grandpa.

and so.

Donghuang Taiyi and Di Jun are really not brothers.

Di Jun is really not the Golden Crow.

Dijun's sons are really more than ten days and twelve months.

The Shan Hai Jing does not seem to mention what Di Jun looks like, but mentions his wife, but Chang Xi and Xi He only mention their children instead of priesthood.

The following is the popular science of Du Niang Encyclopedia:

Shaohao: Son of Emperor Jun (qun)

Yi: Emperor Jun subject

Xihe: Wife of Emperor Jun, who gave birth to ten suns

Chang Xi: also known as "Chang Yi", the wife of Emperor Jun, who gave birth to twelve moons.Chang'e is Chang Xi's god of separation

Jian Di and Qing Du: Both are the wives of Emperor Ku (Emperor Jun).

Di Shun is also a god separated from Di Jun's godhead.

Emperor Jun gave birth to Yuhao, Yuhao gave birth to Yinliang, and Yinliang gave birth to Panyu. This is the beginning of a boat.

Panyu gave birth to Xi Zhong, and Xi Zhong gave birth to Ji Guang. Ji Guang first used wood as a cart.

Shao Hao gave birth to Bi, and Pan began to be a bow and arrow.

Emperor Jun bestowed Yitong with a bow and a bamboo mat to help the country, and Yi began to relieve the hardships of the country.

Emperor Jun gave birth to Yan Long, and Yan Long was a harp.

Emperor Jun had eight sons, and they started singing and dancing.

Emperor Jun gave birth to the three bodies, and the three bodies gave birth to Yijun, and Yijun was born from the beginning of Qiaoji, and it was from the beginning that he became the Baiqiao of the people.

Houji is to sow a hundred grains.

The grandson of Ji is called Shujun, and he began to farm cattle.

Dabi Chiyin is the beginning of a country.

Yu and Gun were the first to distribute soil, and both established Kyushu (meaning that the two were ordered by the emperor to control the water).

Di Jun may also be Kui, the great ancestor of the Yin Shang mentioned in the oracle bone inscriptions.