[Comprehensive] Lord has passed through

Thank you Yuejian Laopa and Douya for being cheating fathers, I don’t plan to continue sewing for the time being.

Grandpa changed to continue playing mobile games and puppet shows.

It's not bad to practice Guzheng and Guqin, etc., to pass the time, and it's not bad to write and draw.

Speaking of this time, the Central Plains should be in the Southern and Northern Dynasties period.

I took out a piece of lamb chop and gnawed it, so it is very necessary to stock up before each crossing.

After wiping his mouth, he felt that he was becoming more and more ladylike.

System: The premise is that no one can see your private appearance.

Grandpa: Go away.

Ignoring the system, Grandpa calmly continued playing puppet shows.

But Dou Ya was not calm.

Chuchuchuchukong, she, she, she doesn't make clothes!

Yuejianlian: Hahahahahahahaha.

Dou Ya: QAQ.

Yue Jianlian was very happy, and happily stretched out her paws to her daughter, and licked her fur twice more.

Grandpa: There is nothing to love in life.

Dou Ya: QAQ, can I lick Chukong too?

System: It is said that a dog licks another dog's fur to express it well, and licking its ass is courtship.

Grandpa: Get out! !

Yue Jianlian, who was in a happy mood, ran out again after smoothing her daughter's hair.

In the past 100 years of sewing, what is Yue Jianren doing?

Grandpa is very curious.

But the master didn't ask, anyway, Yue Jianlian would always say it, he wouldn't say it, and the master couldn't ask.

But Dou Ya is getting more and more annoying.

Recently, Yue Jianlian seems to have something to do, and sometimes she will come back with injuries, and the number of times that Dou Ya clings to others has also increased.

I really didn't expect this guy to be my master's attendant for more than 100 years. It's unimaginable. Fortunately, he is not a chatterbox, otherwise my master would really go crazy.

After Dou Ya saw that the current strategy had no effect, he began to show his favor to Chu Kong in a different way.

Cloth, jewellery, jewellery, flowers, pens, inks, paper and inkstones, etc.

This kind of signing every day lasted for 100 years, and the items received by the master piled up a palace, all of which were collected by Dou Ya.

Then, one day, Grandpa received a mermaid.

Yes, mermaid.

It suddenly occurred to me that the author of Inuyasha seemed to have published a manga called Mermaid Forest, which was quite disastrous after reading it.

Wait a minute, did this comic ruin the three views of the master!

I thought it was a mermaid's beautiful story, and then the master who was cheated had blood all over his face.

To put it simply, the mermaid in that story will age. The mermaid’s meat is poisonous. Not everyone can live forever after eating the mermaid’s meat. It has different effects and side effects due to different constitutions, and the mermaid returns every ten years. Catch a baby girl and raise her until she is 15 years old, and feed her mermaid meat. If the girl does not die after eating the meat and there are no side effects, then the mermaid will eat the girl, so that the mermaid can regain its youth.

But that is for human beings, will it be a problem to eat it as a monster?

Grandpa took a look at Dou Ya.

The latter smiled flatteringly, and said to Chu Kong: "Mermaid meat is delicious, would you like me to cut some of it for you to try?"

Grandpa glanced at him, thought for a while and said, "You can eat together, I can't finish a whole one, so leave some for father."

Dou Ya nodded with a smile when he heard the words, and cut off the entire tail of the mermaid and divided it into three parts. He gave the tenderest middle part to Chukong, ate the tail himself, and left the fattest part to Yue Jianlian.

Well, the meat is indeed delicious.

While eating, Yuejianlian came back.

"Oh, Dou Ya caught the mermaid? Those guys are so cunning, I haven't seen them in the past few hundred years." Yue Jianlian said in surprise.

"I caught it at Izumo." Douya replied.

"No wonder, where did you go?" Yue Jianlian took off the scales from the remaining meat, and put away the bones, blood, and internal organs: "Not only meat, but also bones and internal organs are useful, as well as blood. "

"Really? Father has eaten mermaid before?" Grandpa asked.

"I often eat them. They are ugly and plentiful. I used to catch them often, but then they disappeared for some reason. It turned out to be a different place. Ah, it seems that since then, there has been a legend that mermaid meat can live forever. I haven't seen them since. Already." Yue Jianlian thought for a while and said, "It's okay for monsters to eat it, but if humans eat it, they seem to die."

Grandpa: ...

Grandpa will know.

Forget it, the meat is delicious.

Just know that the poison of this thing doesn't have much effect on monsters.

But it does seem to have the effect of increasing the lifespan of monsters.

Dou Ya thought the meat tasted good, so he started his daily fishing, but stopped after half a month because Chu Kong didn't want to eat it.

Moreover, faced with another blunt proposal from Dou Ya, Ye Zhen was a little speechless.

Dou Ya, it's not that I don't want to marry you, but... you can see clearly with your dog eyes wide open, my current appearance is just a 12-year-old loli!

Don't you think it's too early to get married now?

Wait, District [-] seems to have a very early legal age for marriage, and has always advocated early marriage... What is the marriage age in District [-] at this time?

System: The woman, around 12 or 13, 17 years old is considered a girl without salt. Reference materials: In the marriage war launched by Mr. Ieyasu in order to win over the relationship with the big names, he even took his two-year-old granddaughter Zhu Ji got married.

It's basically an attitude of "it doesn't matter how old she is, she has to marry a woman".

Although this is due to political considerations, in fact, women in ancient Japan generally married very early, usually twelve or thirteen years old.

Grandpa: ...

So it makes sense for the future Sesshomaru to like little loli?

shit.

Really a little speechless, after thinking about it, the master said to the dumbfounded Dou Ya in front of him: "If you still want to marry me after 100 years, I will agree to your proposal."

Dou Ya's eyes lit up instantly.

Grandpa: Forget it, isn’t it just Lolita? It’s not that the status of Lolita has never been pushed, such as Gilgamesh’s time.

100 years, is it enough to grow up to 16 years old?

Looking to the sky.

Grandpa is only 235 years old this year, and you are almost 400 years old.

Dou Ya is very happy, and finally has a goal to work hard for, but it is only 100 years, he can afford to wait.

Then Dou Ya left Yuejian City.

He said he was going to practice, grow into a more powerful monster, and then marry Chukong.

Grandpa: Hehe.

No, when Inuyasha was 200 years old, didn't he have the appearance of a 15-year-old human?

Why is he still a 265-year-old loli at the age of 12?

System: Pure-blooded monsters grow more slowly, otherwise, the calculation based on Inuyasha's age is completely different from the calculation ratio of Sesshomaru's age.

Grandpa: Yeah...

Forget it, anyway, since Dou Ya is gone, I can at least be quiet for 100 years.

Grandpa thought so.

However, Yue Jianlian was idle.

Did the two of you have an agreement?

"Father!" Grandpa looked a little irritable looking at the paralyzed face blocking the door in front of him.

"It's already very late, I'll talk about it tomorrow if I have anything to say, go to bed." Yue Jianlian was unmoved, stepped forward and carried her daughter into the inner room.

Ah, so annoying.

Grandpa just wants to drink and eat meat quietly.

So, on a sunny day, my grandfather ran away from home.

Only after leaving home does he know that his home is good, and he also knows that his master was almost spoiled by Yue Jianlian.

Killing a few bull ghosts, and a few monsters with strange looks and names, I think it is a good thing to run away from home.

However, I was a little hesitant about where to go, and finally decided to go to Izumo because I wanted to see the mermaid.

Then Grandpa met a god with a golden retriever.

Then... Grandpa robbed him.

This hammer is a lot of fun.

Lord of the Great Country: Enough is enough for you, you have played back and forth with me more than 30 times and you are still not tired of it!

The hard-pressed master of the country was changed from big to small by Chukong.

Then the Great Country Lord was transformed into a three-headed cat-eared Masata.

Grandpa was very happy.

But the Lord of the Kingdom was not happy, the group of attendants who followed him were either dead or in a coma, and no one could save him.

Then, the sky suddenly thundered and hit the Lingmu.

"Something that shouldn't be born in the world has been born." The Lord of the Great Kingdom looked at the direction of Luo Lei and couldn't help crying.

Grandpa: ...

This bitch really can act.

System: It seems that a ghost named Eluo Wang was born.

Grandpa: What is the evil king?I didn't finish watching Inuyasha back then.

System: It's not Inuyasha, it seems to be a character from another manga, also a girl manga.

Grandpa: ...

Forget it, shoujo manga is shoujo manga.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with Grandpa.

Thinking so, he kicked the Great Country Master away, and the master went to catch the mermaid.

"Hey, get me back to my original shape first!" Mao Zhengtai ran with Chukong for a long time, and finally could only watch the nasty dog ​​monster go away with the wind, and the great king... cried angrily.

Should it be said that it is a god? When I started crying, I could hear the magic sound piercing my ears even if I flew far away.

"I don't want to be with you, you change me back, I don't care about it!" The Great Country Lord shamelessly rolled on Chu Kong's back in the shape of a demon dog.

Seeing that he was at the beach, the master threw him down without hesitation.

After the master went down, he picked up the wet cat Zhengtai.

Grandpa: It turns out that gods can also drown, so the gods in District [-] are extremely weak.

System: Hehe.

Do you think that those demon gods who were cut into food by you were not enshrined gods before?

In terms of leapfrogging and slapping faces, no one can surpass the host.

The crying Lord of the Kingdom stopped crying after a while, because...

After watching a little loli brutally disembowel and descale several mermaids, he has already turned into petrification.

"Want to eat?" Grandpa asked.

The master of the country nodded quickly, and just as he took the meat, he heard the other party say: "I want to eat brains, can mermaid brains be eaten?"

The flesh in the master's hand almost fell out of fright.

And she really took out a hot pot and started cooking!

"I said, what kind of monster are you from? It's too abnormal to be strong." The Lord of the Kingdom asked Chu Kong with a sad face while biting a piece of meat.

"I am the daughter of the dog demon Yue Jianlian from the Western Kingdom." Master replied.

"Ah, it turned out to be that dog demon. If you look carefully, you look very similar to him." The Lord of the Great Kingdom looked it over, and it was indeed the same demon pattern. Should it be said that they are father and daughter?

But why is the dog demon from the West Country coming to Izumo?

"Of course it's for eating meat." Grandpa replied.

The author has something to say: Seeing that you are all worried about Inuyasha, I think it's better to let you continue to worry about it, so I won't spoil it.

Guess how old Barvette is now.