[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide
Chapter 45 Gods
Saiki Kusuo, a superpower who was placed high hopes by Qi Mu Kuniharu, is experiencing the biggest crisis in his life. How to talk to monsters correctly is about as difficult as getting along with the single-cell Rantang. He is thinking about whether to teleport his The psychic Totsu Reita brought them here, maybe it would be more helpful for communication if they were of the same species.
But when Saiki Kusuo's mind appeared in the image of Toritsu Reita looking at the photo of a mature woman, he still gave up this idea. No matter how you think about it, things will get worse. Looking at the monsters who are discussing in full swing, Saiki Kusuo Thinking about whether to smash the boulder with his bare hands or to tear the ground with his hands to bring their eyes back to him, but the fear of trouble still prevailed. The two monsters and a person on the grass's gold coin attracted the attention of himself.
Natsume was the first to react, and he apologized, "I'm sorry, I accidentally..." After all, this is not Natsume's fault. Talking to monsters is the easiest way to be taken away by them. Going eight thousand miles, this speed is faster than the legendary somersault cloud in the transportation rankings, but Natsume still thinks it is his fault from the bottom of his heart, and wants to find a solution, but in fact they are connected to the end. I don't know who did it, and I'm still guessing here.
In the end, Natsume had no way to give Saiki Kusuo a definite solution, he could only rub his nose and said, "I tell the monsters around here to pay more attention to the monsters with faces." Thinking of his force value, Natsume was worried about the monsters in the town. He added, "There has never been a monster attacking humans around here, and it must not be done by the monsters nearby." But in fact Natsume encounters monster attacks almost every ten days and a half months, and the frequency is only a little lower than that of a Shinigami elementary school student.
"Of course I will accompany you to look for it." Natsume made a promise to Saiki Kusuo again, but Madara didn't want Natsume to run around because of this kind of thing at all, he patted Natsume's shoulder dissatisfied, "Hey , It’s fine if monsters come to you, but why do you have to take care of human’s business?” After a pause, he said bluntly, “And it’s not very peaceful recently, Ibaraki...” At this point, he suddenly realized that He said something wrong and quickly covered his mouth with his paw.
"Mr. Kitty, are you hiding something from me?" Natsume suddenly felt something was wrong, and he stared at Madara suspiciously, "In the past few days, I think something is wrong with you, and you haven't gone out to drink for three consecutive days. I often see cats that look like you on campus, and Tanuma still thinks that there is really a second cat as fat as you in this world."
Madara frowned when he heard this, his beard was shaking up and down, but his focus seemed to be a lot off, "Tanuma, I'm not fat, I'm plump, no, it's a standard weight."
Natsume was a little tired, "Mr. Kitty, we are not discussing your weight issue, the key is Ibaraki, who is that?" Natsume felt a little familiar with the name in his mouth, and glanced at Yingcao from the corner of his eyes, and then remembered Yingcao What Kusao said before, "The big monster who came to snatch the friend's account with a miserable life and ran away?" I don't think it's true, it's so exaggerated that it can become Aunt Tazi's favorite dog blood drama at three o'clock in the evening.
"What are you afraid of if you have my uncle?" Madara said, looking at it, but in the end, under Natsume's gaze, he still told the matter, "During the party a few days ago, the middle class told me that Ibaraki-douji was coming to snatch the friend's account " After finishing speaking, he pretended to be indifferent and waved his fat paw, "Don't worry, even Ibaraki Doji can't do anything to you if I'm here."
Having been together for so long, Natsume can fully understand his thoughts through Madara's demeanor. Naturally, he also knows that Madara must not be as indifferent to Ibaraki Doji as he said, and it can even be said that he has reached a point where he cares very much. At least this The force value of the big monster must be similar to Madara's or even higher than him, otherwise he would not have deliberately chosen to hide Natsume. Natsume looked at Teacher Kitty with emotion, his eyes were full of water.
In this warm atmosphere, Yingcao completely shattered the strong teacher-student relationship, she waved the dandelion, "Don't worry, I will protect you too, after all, I am your temporary bodyguard now ah."
Madaraichi jumped off Natsume when he heard this, staring at Yingcao, "I don't know when it happened?"
"Haven't we gestured before?" Yingcao raised a layer of flying sand on the ground with the dandelion pestle, "Why do you want to gesture again?" Could it be possible to look down at others, Yingcao was secretly happy, However, she still has a lot of aura around her. With a height of 1.5 meters and her aura, she can probably reach [-] meters.
Madara, who was provoked by firefly grass, did not jump again. Naturally, there is nothing to say about firefly grass's strength. Madara, who does not have the self-healing ability of firefly grass, still suffers from sudden pains. In addition, firefly grass is a famous nurse, and Ibaraki Doji brought The pressure on Madara finally made him lower the arrogant head of the big monster. Although he still had to take advantage of it verbally, he had to acquiesce that Hotarucao became one of Natsume's bodyguards. Unhappy, he turned his head and asked Natsume for a hug, and asked for fine wine and steamed buns from Qiqianya along the way.
Saiki Kusuo, who had witnessed everything, said to Natsume, "I feel that you have no less trouble than me. I'd better find my parents by myself." Although he didn't fully understand their conversation, there are monsters coming to find Saiki can still understand Natsume's troubles, but even though he gets along very comfortably with Natsume, Saiki, who is burdened with the burden of finding his parents, did not take the initiative to say that he would help Natsume, and he still has a lot of things about himself. .
Yingcao saw that Natsume's face was full of guilt. As a new employer, as the top five performer of the former Yinyang Liao, although she has changed to raise eggs now, Yingcao still pays more attention to the psychological problems of her employer. After thinking about it, he touched his pocket again, and there was a hard feeling in his hand. Now he really thought of someone, but it was too embarrassing to ask for help from that kind of existence as a monster. It didn't sound good either, Yingcao's eyes looked at Saiki Kusuo, but people with superpowers are also human beings, and she just handed over a business card.
Thinking of this, Yingcao opened her mouth, and she asked Saiki Kusuo, "There is a company with very low fees, and it doesn't look very formal. I don't know if there is a god-owned enterprise that has registered with the industry and commerce. Maybe it can help you. .”
Saiki Kusuo felt abnormal when he heard the first half of the sentence, but after hearing a word he was very concerned about later, he didn't say the words of rejection, but repeated, "God?"
"Well, it is said that she can do everything, well, although it sounds good, but it is indeed a god." Yingcao took out the business card that Yato had given her from her pocket before and handed it to Saiki Kusuo, and then He said with some hesitation, "Although he is a god beyond the [-]th line, he is not well-known, and he doesn't even have a shrine, but at least he is a god, and he can make do with it. The key is that it is very cheap, really cheap, only five yuan is enough. "
Because the impression of Yato was not bad, Hotaru worked very hard to introduce jobs to Yato. Although the selling point was only cheap, it was not enough.
Saiki Kusuo looked at the poorly handwritten business card in front of him, with the word "Yato" written on it, and a string of phone numbers. To be honest, although I saw two real monsters, it is still a matter of God in this world. It's beyond Saiki Kusuo's imagination. The wish he made at the shrine before was obviously not fulfilled at all, so is it because of the lack of money?
...Even the gods can't directly mark the price, the price bureau will cry.
If Hotaru knew what Saiki Kusuo was thinking of writing, she would definitely perfect his complaints. For example, in the face of the god's random charges, the Price Bureau could only cry while riding on the relevant departments to say, "let's go."
However, Saiki Kusuo felt that it was very unscientific, but he still called Yato when there was no other way. Even Natsume looked at Qimu on the phone in surprise, even though he often hangs around among monsters. I have also pretended to be Fengyue God, but this is the first time I have seen God use high technology.
"Beep." Saiki Kusuo saw that everyone seemed to be very concerned, so he turned on the loudspeaker directly, and the voice rang before he said yes, and he couldn't wait to answer the phone, "Thank you for calling! I just want to save money and quickly Delivering God Yato with peace of mind! I will fulfill your wish quickly!"
Saiki Kusuo was stunned by this unusually energetic and slightly familiar voice, and when the other party asked, "Moses, is Moses still there?", Saiki Kusuo spoke, as a traditional Japanese , Saiki Kusuo still knows that some gods’ special titles cannot be mistaken. Now that the other party has claimed to be, he replied according to this statement, "Delivery God Yato? Can my mother," Saiki Kusuo extremely disgusted Then Qi Mu Guochun was added, "Is there any delivery from Dad?"
"Eh?" Yato issued a short interrogative word, and then seemed to regard Saiki Kusuo directly as a harassing call, "Please don't make harassing calls on the street, please? The phone bill is very expensive, and the card is in arrears Do you know how difficult it is to deposit money online?"
...... Longevity, a god is worried about the phone bill, but such a human phone still makes it a little less stressful for two "ordinary" humans to call the god, probably similar to an omnipotent existence It is also the feeling of sympathy for the same disease that is running around for life. To a certain extent, Yato is also considered lucky. After all, neither Saiki nor Natsume is adolescence. There are two more.
Yingcao and Yato could be regarded as old acquaintances reluctantly, she shouted before Yato hung up the phone, "Wait, don't hang up, I'm Yingcao, do you remember me?"
Yetou thought for a while, and then said indifferently, "Oh, bring me back a little monster with a five-yuan coin."
"Don't be so indifferent, okay, am I the first one to think of you when I have business?" If Yingcao hadn't accidentally touched the business card in his pocket, he wouldn't know where to throw Yato, but this is not true. Talking to Yato directly, Yingcao praised Yato and he became happy again. Yingcao took the opportunity to tell Yeto what happened. Since it is really necessary to have a job and not a harassing phone call, Yato patted his chest and agreed. Come down, "I happen to have nothing to do, so come and have a look first."
What is different from Yato's calmness is his ability to act. He may really need a job. The evidence is that just after he finished speaking, a big hole appeared in his hand. On the ground, he stood up pretending to be calm, under the gaze of two humans and two monsters with four pairs of eyes, he pretended not to panic, patted his trouser legs very calmly, and said, "Who is the employer?" ah?"
His eyes were shining brightly, like little stars, but Saiki Kusuo clearly saw the shape of money in it, and felt that his three views had re-updated the system, maybe he changed the model directly, and was caught by such The gods ruled by the gods, is it true that the earth will not end?
Saiki Kusuo, who doesn't want to save the world, is deeply worried about the earth.
But when Saiki Kusuo's mind appeared in the image of Toritsu Reita looking at the photo of a mature woman, he still gave up this idea. No matter how you think about it, things will get worse. Looking at the monsters who are discussing in full swing, Saiki Kusuo Thinking about whether to smash the boulder with his bare hands or to tear the ground with his hands to bring their eyes back to him, but the fear of trouble still prevailed. The two monsters and a person on the grass's gold coin attracted the attention of himself.
Natsume was the first to react, and he apologized, "I'm sorry, I accidentally..." After all, this is not Natsume's fault. Talking to monsters is the easiest way to be taken away by them. Going eight thousand miles, this speed is faster than the legendary somersault cloud in the transportation rankings, but Natsume still thinks it is his fault from the bottom of his heart, and wants to find a solution, but in fact they are connected to the end. I don't know who did it, and I'm still guessing here.
In the end, Natsume had no way to give Saiki Kusuo a definite solution, he could only rub his nose and said, "I tell the monsters around here to pay more attention to the monsters with faces." Thinking of his force value, Natsume was worried about the monsters in the town. He added, "There has never been a monster attacking humans around here, and it must not be done by the monsters nearby." But in fact Natsume encounters monster attacks almost every ten days and a half months, and the frequency is only a little lower than that of a Shinigami elementary school student.
"Of course I will accompany you to look for it." Natsume made a promise to Saiki Kusuo again, but Madara didn't want Natsume to run around because of this kind of thing at all, he patted Natsume's shoulder dissatisfied, "Hey , It’s fine if monsters come to you, but why do you have to take care of human’s business?” After a pause, he said bluntly, “And it’s not very peaceful recently, Ibaraki...” At this point, he suddenly realized that He said something wrong and quickly covered his mouth with his paw.
"Mr. Kitty, are you hiding something from me?" Natsume suddenly felt something was wrong, and he stared at Madara suspiciously, "In the past few days, I think something is wrong with you, and you haven't gone out to drink for three consecutive days. I often see cats that look like you on campus, and Tanuma still thinks that there is really a second cat as fat as you in this world."
Madara frowned when he heard this, his beard was shaking up and down, but his focus seemed to be a lot off, "Tanuma, I'm not fat, I'm plump, no, it's a standard weight."
Natsume was a little tired, "Mr. Kitty, we are not discussing your weight issue, the key is Ibaraki, who is that?" Natsume felt a little familiar with the name in his mouth, and glanced at Yingcao from the corner of his eyes, and then remembered Yingcao What Kusao said before, "The big monster who came to snatch the friend's account with a miserable life and ran away?" I don't think it's true, it's so exaggerated that it can become Aunt Tazi's favorite dog blood drama at three o'clock in the evening.
"What are you afraid of if you have my uncle?" Madara said, looking at it, but in the end, under Natsume's gaze, he still told the matter, "During the party a few days ago, the middle class told me that Ibaraki-douji was coming to snatch the friend's account " After finishing speaking, he pretended to be indifferent and waved his fat paw, "Don't worry, even Ibaraki Doji can't do anything to you if I'm here."
Having been together for so long, Natsume can fully understand his thoughts through Madara's demeanor. Naturally, he also knows that Madara must not be as indifferent to Ibaraki Doji as he said, and it can even be said that he has reached a point where he cares very much. At least this The force value of the big monster must be similar to Madara's or even higher than him, otherwise he would not have deliberately chosen to hide Natsume. Natsume looked at Teacher Kitty with emotion, his eyes were full of water.
In this warm atmosphere, Yingcao completely shattered the strong teacher-student relationship, she waved the dandelion, "Don't worry, I will protect you too, after all, I am your temporary bodyguard now ah."
Madaraichi jumped off Natsume when he heard this, staring at Yingcao, "I don't know when it happened?"
"Haven't we gestured before?" Yingcao raised a layer of flying sand on the ground with the dandelion pestle, "Why do you want to gesture again?" Could it be possible to look down at others, Yingcao was secretly happy, However, she still has a lot of aura around her. With a height of 1.5 meters and her aura, she can probably reach [-] meters.
Madara, who was provoked by firefly grass, did not jump again. Naturally, there is nothing to say about firefly grass's strength. Madara, who does not have the self-healing ability of firefly grass, still suffers from sudden pains. In addition, firefly grass is a famous nurse, and Ibaraki Doji brought The pressure on Madara finally made him lower the arrogant head of the big monster. Although he still had to take advantage of it verbally, he had to acquiesce that Hotarucao became one of Natsume's bodyguards. Unhappy, he turned his head and asked Natsume for a hug, and asked for fine wine and steamed buns from Qiqianya along the way.
Saiki Kusuo, who had witnessed everything, said to Natsume, "I feel that you have no less trouble than me. I'd better find my parents by myself." Although he didn't fully understand their conversation, there are monsters coming to find Saiki can still understand Natsume's troubles, but even though he gets along very comfortably with Natsume, Saiki, who is burdened with the burden of finding his parents, did not take the initiative to say that he would help Natsume, and he still has a lot of things about himself. .
Yingcao saw that Natsume's face was full of guilt. As a new employer, as the top five performer of the former Yinyang Liao, although she has changed to raise eggs now, Yingcao still pays more attention to the psychological problems of her employer. After thinking about it, he touched his pocket again, and there was a hard feeling in his hand. Now he really thought of someone, but it was too embarrassing to ask for help from that kind of existence as a monster. It didn't sound good either, Yingcao's eyes looked at Saiki Kusuo, but people with superpowers are also human beings, and she just handed over a business card.
Thinking of this, Yingcao opened her mouth, and she asked Saiki Kusuo, "There is a company with very low fees, and it doesn't look very formal. I don't know if there is a god-owned enterprise that has registered with the industry and commerce. Maybe it can help you. .”
Saiki Kusuo felt abnormal when he heard the first half of the sentence, but after hearing a word he was very concerned about later, he didn't say the words of rejection, but repeated, "God?"
"Well, it is said that she can do everything, well, although it sounds good, but it is indeed a god." Yingcao took out the business card that Yato had given her from her pocket before and handed it to Saiki Kusuo, and then He said with some hesitation, "Although he is a god beyond the [-]th line, he is not well-known, and he doesn't even have a shrine, but at least he is a god, and he can make do with it. The key is that it is very cheap, really cheap, only five yuan is enough. "
Because the impression of Yato was not bad, Hotaru worked very hard to introduce jobs to Yato. Although the selling point was only cheap, it was not enough.
Saiki Kusuo looked at the poorly handwritten business card in front of him, with the word "Yato" written on it, and a string of phone numbers. To be honest, although I saw two real monsters, it is still a matter of God in this world. It's beyond Saiki Kusuo's imagination. The wish he made at the shrine before was obviously not fulfilled at all, so is it because of the lack of money?
...Even the gods can't directly mark the price, the price bureau will cry.
If Hotaru knew what Saiki Kusuo was thinking of writing, she would definitely perfect his complaints. For example, in the face of the god's random charges, the Price Bureau could only cry while riding on the relevant departments to say, "let's go."
However, Saiki Kusuo felt that it was very unscientific, but he still called Yato when there was no other way. Even Natsume looked at Qimu on the phone in surprise, even though he often hangs around among monsters. I have also pretended to be Fengyue God, but this is the first time I have seen God use high technology.
"Beep." Saiki Kusuo saw that everyone seemed to be very concerned, so he turned on the loudspeaker directly, and the voice rang before he said yes, and he couldn't wait to answer the phone, "Thank you for calling! I just want to save money and quickly Delivering God Yato with peace of mind! I will fulfill your wish quickly!"
Saiki Kusuo was stunned by this unusually energetic and slightly familiar voice, and when the other party asked, "Moses, is Moses still there?", Saiki Kusuo spoke, as a traditional Japanese , Saiki Kusuo still knows that some gods’ special titles cannot be mistaken. Now that the other party has claimed to be, he replied according to this statement, "Delivery God Yato? Can my mother," Saiki Kusuo extremely disgusted Then Qi Mu Guochun was added, "Is there any delivery from Dad?"
"Eh?" Yato issued a short interrogative word, and then seemed to regard Saiki Kusuo directly as a harassing call, "Please don't make harassing calls on the street, please? The phone bill is very expensive, and the card is in arrears Do you know how difficult it is to deposit money online?"
...... Longevity, a god is worried about the phone bill, but such a human phone still makes it a little less stressful for two "ordinary" humans to call the god, probably similar to an omnipotent existence It is also the feeling of sympathy for the same disease that is running around for life. To a certain extent, Yato is also considered lucky. After all, neither Saiki nor Natsume is adolescence. There are two more.
Yingcao and Yato could be regarded as old acquaintances reluctantly, she shouted before Yato hung up the phone, "Wait, don't hang up, I'm Yingcao, do you remember me?"
Yetou thought for a while, and then said indifferently, "Oh, bring me back a little monster with a five-yuan coin."
"Don't be so indifferent, okay, am I the first one to think of you when I have business?" If Yingcao hadn't accidentally touched the business card in his pocket, he wouldn't know where to throw Yato, but this is not true. Talking to Yato directly, Yingcao praised Yato and he became happy again. Yingcao took the opportunity to tell Yeto what happened. Since it is really necessary to have a job and not a harassing phone call, Yato patted his chest and agreed. Come down, "I happen to have nothing to do, so come and have a look first."
What is different from Yato's calmness is his ability to act. He may really need a job. The evidence is that just after he finished speaking, a big hole appeared in his hand. On the ground, he stood up pretending to be calm, under the gaze of two humans and two monsters with four pairs of eyes, he pretended not to panic, patted his trouser legs very calmly, and said, "Who is the employer?" ah?"
His eyes were shining brightly, like little stars, but Saiki Kusuo clearly saw the shape of money in it, and felt that his three views had re-updated the system, maybe he changed the model directly, and was caught by such The gods ruled by the gods, is it true that the earth will not end?
Saiki Kusuo, who doesn't want to save the world, is deeply worried about the earth.
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