Wild child

The Ministry of Magic has ordered Dolores Jane Umbridge (Senior Inquisitor) to replace Albus Dumbledore as Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The above regulations are in line with the "No. 20 No. [-] Education Order".

Signed: Cornelius Waldforge, Minister for Magic

This notice was posted all over the school overnight, and everyone in the castle seemed to have heard that Dumbledore had escaped after subduing the two Aurors, the senior investigator, the Minister of Magic and his junior assistant, but the notice There was no explanation above.

It is said that apart from McGonagall, the witnesses were Marietta Akmo and Harry. Obviously no one had the guts to ask McGonagall, and Akmo was in the hospital again, so all the questions focused on Harry. Simply overwhelmed.

When Harry explained to Ernie McMillan, Fanny was listening. It was not a surprising development. Harry’s secret team was informed by Aikemo, so he was arrested and tried. After Dumbledore took all the blame The Ministry of Magic officials who had been present in uniform left, and none of the team members were expelled.

"Dumbledore will be back soon." Ernie McMillan listened intently to Harry's description, and said confidently on the way back from herbalism class. "They couldn't get rid of him when we were in second year, This time they still can't do it. The fat monk told me—" He lowered his voice mysteriously, and the people next to him had to lean over to get close to him to hear what he said. gone.

She met the twins before the marble steps, and the three exchanged a knowing look.

"Are you ready?" Fanny asked.

"Of course, seven places firing at the same time is enough for our dear new principal to drink a pot." Fred smiled confidently.

"Where's your side?" George asked lazily, "The new member of the troublemaker team?"

"Half of it is done. As long as you are willing to give up those stocks, the remaining half is not a problem." Fanny showed a long-lost smile, just like that child when she was waiting for the bell to ring on the top of the church.

She really misses that feeling.

After a face-to-face meeting, the twins wandered downstairs to talk to Harry and the others, and Fanny went up to the fourth floor where Umbridge's office was located - the principal's office really helped her a lot by not letting Umbridge in.

"Well then, Potter, I'll take your word for it this time around, but a word of warning: I have the Ministry behind me. Communication channels inside and outside the school are monitored. A Floo administrator will always be watching Every fire in Hogwarts - except mine, of course. My investigative operations team will be reading all owl mail coming in and out of the castle. And Mr. Filch will be on the lookout for all the secret passages in and out of the castle .if I find a shred of evidence..."

Boom!The floor in the office shook.Umbridge lurched sideways, clutching the table for support, a shocked expression on her face.

"how--?"

She watched the door.Harry's cup of tea was still almost full, and he took the opportunity to pour it all into the nearest vase of dried flowers.He heard people running and screaming a few floors below.

"You go back to lunch, Potter!" Umbridge shouted, raising his wand and rushing out of the office.Harry let Umbridge run for a few seconds before he followed quickly to find the source of the commotion.

No one noticed a dull purple X appearing on Umbridge's robes behind him as he passed an ugly pair of armor.

Downstairs was in chaos.Fire dragons made of green and gold sparks were flitting up and down the corridor, sending out brilliant fiery red streams and making huge explosions; bright pink Catherine wheel fireworks, five feet in diameter, with Like so many flying saucers, rockets bounced off walls with long, shining tails of silver stars; pyrotechnic sticks scribbled curses in the air.

Here and there firecrackers exploded like landmines, and instead of burning out, fading out of sight, or hissing to a halt, these dizzying wonders seemed to gain more energy and momentum with time.

A relatively large Catherine Wheel Firework seemed to think that it needed more room to move, and made a terrifying "buzz-buzz-hum" sound, spinning and flying towards Umbridge and Filch.They both yelled and slammed down in terror as the Catherine Wheel sparkler flew straight out of the window behind them.Of course no one noticed in the blinding light, there was also a dull purple X on the rear of the Catherine Wheel fireworks.

It split in two with a bang over the field, then turned around and charged back.

On Umbridge's first afternoon as the new principal, all the teachers and students in the school witnessed the scene where she was jumping back and forth from the first floor to the fourth floor screaming at her buttocks with fireworks. □□.The students who witnessed it all recalled that the fireworks seemed to smell the perfume on Umbridge's body, and they insisted that she would not let go during that half hour.

It wasn't until the back of his robes, along with his signature pink cardigan, were completely burned away that Umbridge was able to hop back into his office in his pink panties.

She didn't have much time to organize herself, and during that glorious half hour the fireworks had split into dozens, all over the castle and grounds.The new headmaster of Hogwarts had to limp back and forth to meet the demands of various teachers, and without her, none of these teachers seemed to be able to clear the fireworks in their rooms.

It is almost equally talked about that Filch was also bitten by a firework, but his center of gravity was light, and he sat on the firework and flew directly across the field into the Forbidden Forest.According to a group of fourth year students in Care of Magical Creatures, Hagrid had to leave get out of class early to drag a screaming Filch out of the woods.Because he persisted in putting out the fire with water, a broom, and some things that were going to be used as fertilizer, it took a full hour for the Catherine Wheel fireworks to burn off the back of Filch's robes and swagger over everyone's heads Circle and leave.

At the end of school, Fanny had the satisfaction of seeing a sweaty, smoke-blackened Umbridge walk out of Flitwick's classroom to join a disheveled, shambling Filch.

The whole is a difficult sister and difficult brother.

A short, fat, and a tall, thin two looked at each other in silence, their bodies were stooped, and their faces were haggard.Fanny took a quick step back and lay on Hermione's back, so that Umbridge wouldn't be able to see her laughing too hard.

That night, in the Gryffindor common room, Fred and George were heroes.Even Hermione made her way through the excited crowd to congratulate them.

It wasn't the first time the trio had collaborated in a prank, but this time the twins completely ignored Fanny's veiled and low-key suggestion, taking it as good publicity for Weasley's magical tricks.

"We've decided we don't have to worry about getting into trouble anymore," George said to Fanny, while Fred was busy taking orders from other students, "Look, we're going to have a big mess after the Easter break to congratulate Our new principal."

There is still a measure to the twins' mischief, although the measure is not obvious.It is usually George's job to master this measure. Since even George said so, it seems that the twins are going to get into trouble next.

"You guys are already very suspicious, and if you do it again, you will definitely be expelled." Fanny said.

"We're not going to give the old bat the chance to fire us, we're going to fire her," said George nonchalantly. "We're old enough to not need full-time education. NEWTs proved unnecessary."

"You can't get it anyway, right?" Fanny smiled, "Well, if you need help anytime..."

"We've got it planned and we're just waiting to execute it," George interrupted Fanny. "It's not that we look down on you, buddy, but you'd better stay out of it. We're graduating in two months, and you've got to get through it." For two years, you have to mix up the OWLs certificate."

"Ten bets that Mrs. Sickle Weasley will kill you both." Fanny began to tie her hair.

"...she will understand." George twisted his face and changed the subject, "Hey, why can't you take a day off on such a good day?"

Why do these words sound so familiar.Fanny shook her head and slipped out around the crowd.

Fanny looked at it with a headache as a rocket-shaped firework hovered over the field, sending gold and red sparks flying.

As one of the creators, it was her task to make the fireworks resistant to every conceivable common spell, in other words, she couldn't think of any way to get rid of it now.

"Childish trick."

The explosion was so loud that Fanny didn't hear anyone coming, and was startled by Draco's voice right next to her ear.Gathering her mind, Fanny leaned back and was unexpectedly caught by a body.

"I like them very much." Fanny's eyes were shining with fire.

"You have a share too?" Draco lightly smoothed Li Fanny's bangs.

"What do you think?" Fanny looked up at him.

"I have something to ask you."

"About that old bastard being jumped around with his ass on it?" Fanny asked lazily.

"No." Draco gently turned Fanny around, "When did you know that Potter's secret team was training in the Room of Requirement?"

Fanny paused. "Since I started helping Sprout on weekend nights."

"In order not to let me know this, you specially changed the time to go to the greenhouse to help." Draco looked at her, "You lied to me."

"We all know what you'll do when you find out," Fanny said calmly, "and we all know why I didn't get involved. Hermione is my friend, and I approve of what she's doing." , so I will help her."

"You still lied to me," Draco said.

"I can lie to anyone when I think it's necessary," Fanny said.

"I thought... I thought I would be an exception."

"You're special, Draco. It's hard for me to lie to you."

"Why? It's easy to fool me. I've always believed in you."

"Because I want you to believe me, I want to be honest with you." Fanny's lips trembled a little, but her voice remained calm, "Believe it or not, this kind of conversation really makes me sad. But yes, you Not an exception, no exception. I know you took the lead in capturing Harry, and my actions only delayed it for a few months. But even if it happened again, I would just choose to lie to you and warn them to be careful Exmo."

They looked at each other silently again, and after a long time, Draco reached out and took Fanny into his arms, kissing her lips lightly.

A Catherine Wheel fireworks flew from nowhere and collided with the rocket. In the brilliant brilliance, Fanny heard the whisper of the boy beside her ear.

"You said... what should I do with you?"

Fanny had been waiting all Easter break to hear that the twins had blown up Myrtle's toilet or stuffed Umbridge upside down in the Vanishing Cabinet, but it had been quiet on the troublemaking front.With Fanny's understanding of the twins, of course she would not suspect that they were about to give up. She guessed that Fred and George were planning to hold a grand graduation ceremony for themselves during the normal school day, and by the way relieve the fifth and seventh graders their nerves.

As if to emphasize how important their upcoming exams were, towards the end of the holidays a batch of pamphlets, leaflets and announcements about various wizarding professions appeared on tables in Gryffindor Tower, while other There is also a notice posted on the bulletin board telling students when to go for private interviews with the dean of the college about career options.

Fanny flipped through those brochures, and found that as long as she achieved the grades required to complete her current goal, she could basically meet the standards for most of the occupations she chose.

Hermione still regards the promotion of her own SPEW as the priority goal of graduation, and Fanny has to admire her persistent spirit of repeated defeats.You must know that she had just suffered a major setback from her protected object not long ago: after asking the elves, Fanny learned that the elves responsible for cleaning Gryffindor Tower thought the stuffed clothes were an insult. They went on strike one after another, and for most of the past six months, only Dobby was doing the sanitation work here, and he picked up all the clothes Hermione wove.

Hermione was devastated and depressed to learn that her hard-earned hat and socks had come to such an end, so Harry and Ron had to complete three days of homework alone.

Fanny and Dobby have become acquainted. Although she respects the wishes of the elves, she is more compatible with Dobby, who pursues independence and freedom.

Dobby's story is quite dramatic even in Fanny's eyes. First, he was a servant of the Malfoy family, and then he was freed with Harry's help. After being unemployed and wandering for more than a year, he found a paid job in Hogwarts.The little guy adored Harry so much that he was only a contract away from accepting him as his new master.

However, they can be worshiped without a contract, and Fanny thinks this can be attributed to personality charm.

The twins' promised "big mess" came true on the first day after the Easter break.

The two of them were generous, and they turned the entire corridor on the sixth floor on the east side of the castle into a swamp.

When there were enough onlookers and both Umbridge and Filch were present, they summoned their own broomsticks with a wave of their wands, and issued a declaration of freedom.

"Anyone who wants to buy a portable swamp, the one shown upstairs, just go to 93 Diagon Alley - Weasley's Magical Joke Shop," said Fred loudly, "that's where we are !"

"Hogwarts students can enjoy a discounted price as long as they swear to use our products to drive away this old bat." George added, pointing at Umbridge.

"Stop them!" screamed Ulmridge, but it was too late.

Fred and George kicked off the floor and shot fifteen feet into the air.Fred watched as the mischievous Peeves, at his own height, floated over the heads of the crowd across the hall.

"Send her to hell for us, Peeves."

Peeves suddenly waved his funnel hat to salute Fred and George, who turned sharply amidst the enthusiastic applause of the students below, and rushed out of the open front door into the beautiful In the afterglow of the setting sun.

Since then, the twins have not only been heroes, but their Hogwarts under Umbridge has become synonymous with legend.With students all over the place eager to fly away from school or claim the throne of Trickster King, Umbridge had to juggle dung in the hallways, Nifflers in the office, Peeves jeering loudly behind her, and her. As soon as they walked into the classroom, students would have various diseases for no reason.

Filch is her only ally, and the lives of both the conscientious Viper and his cat are at serious risk.

As a Gryffindor who has not escaped a Defense Against the Dark Arts class and asked "stupid questions" in class, Fanny was favored by Umbridge. She even deliberately let Fanny be a Gryffindor. The paragons join her investigative operations team, a group of Slytherins who have the right to deduct points for Umbridge's power defenders.

Thinking about the scene of patrolling the campus with Draco, who knew everything about her, Fanny firmly refused on the grounds that she was too busy studying.Still, she was curious to see what Umbridge would look like when he learned that the "Umbridge Syndrome," which included fever, vomiting, fainting, and nosebleeds, also had a role to play in exemplary students.

Quick-acting skipping class sugar, you deserve it.

Of course, Fanny will not be idle.Around the same time as Fred and George flew to freedom, many people witnessed the scene where Umbridge, who was sitting in the headmaster's seat, was attacked by a large group of owls.

All the teachers looked at their noses, noses, noses, and hearts, and ate their breakfast calmly, while Umbridge hurriedly accepted letters and tossed coins with his owl hair on his head.

Thankfully, Umbridge was in such a mess that she didn't notice Fanny stuffing a tightly rolled magazine up her sleeve as quickly as she could.

The order "expulsion for reading or possessing The Quibbler" was reiterated that day, so that all students knew before lunch that an article entitled "The Official and Hogwarts" appeared in the May issue of the Quibbler. The article, signed by Christophe, reflects the changes in Hogwarts after the Ministry of Magic's intervention in a meticulous, accurate, true and objective manner.

Thanks to Harry, the popularity and sales of "The Quibbler" have increased significantly. This article has caused a certain amount of repercussions in the British wizarding community where almost all adult wizards have graduated from Hogwarts.According to Ron, Mr. Weasley said that the Ministry of Magic has received dozens of letters of protest, some accusing the teachers they assigned of only teaching students to study and not practicing and asking questions, and some thinking that they have polluted the beautiful campus with politics, There are also those who complain about the unfair treatment Harry has received, in various ways, and so on.

At the same time, since "The Official and Hogwarts" is known for its objectivity and comprehensiveness, it also inspired new ways for students to express their wishes. Those who felt that the reading was not enjoyable enough submitted their passionate manuscripts to "The Quibbler" .

While secretly making up her mind to buy the June issue, Fanny urged Luna, the daughter of the editor-in-chief of The Quibbler, to advise her father not to openly send samples to students whose articles were published.

After winning the first battle, Fanny has completed the transformation from entertainment-type trick-or-treating to intelligent trick-or-treating.