I'm super poor after inheriting kindergarten [Interstellar]

"Like a seaweed, seaweed seaweed... blown by the waves..."

"Seaweed, seaweed... dancing in the waves..."

"...Don't care about the stormy waves, I'm happy to go away!"

From the sound of the song to the end of the song, everyone in the audience didn't dare to blink their eyes at the cubs who were singing and dancing on the stage.

The song "Seagrass Dance" is so magical!

The melody is catchy, and the movements are simple and cute. When the cubs of Tianqing Kindergarten sang the second half of the song, some audience members couldn't help but sang along.

Some young cubs looked at the movements of their brothers and sisters on the screen, and even followed them involuntarily, twisting their buttocks in the arms of their parents in a wavy shape with their hands, and sang "Seaweed, Seaweed, seaweed...'.

When the performance was over, when the cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten bowed down to take the curtain call, the cubs held in the arms of their parents looked at the little brothers and sisters who left in confusion, as if they didn’t understand why there was no good song Singing.

But it doesn't matter if there is no singing, the cubs are very capable of self-entertainment, and they sing "seaweed seaweed" by themselves without accompaniment.

Seeing their baby twisting its buttocks, twisting its hips and singing, the parents of the cubs laughed out loud, and finally broke free from the cycle of "seaweed and seaweed" in their minds.

But they broke free, and it was not so easy for other young people to break free from the magic of "Seaweed Dance".

Ever since they watched Tianqing Kindergarten's performance, no matter how many performers there are, they only have seaweed in their minds, and it circulates like crazy until they return home, and then infect their parents at home. The magic seaweed is worse. Not long in the mind.

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Take a look at the title of the song called "Seaweed Dance"!

Previous story summary The boring host went to the preliminary election of the kindergarten cultural exchange meeting in Hualanxing Los Angeles today. Originally, he just wanted to pass the time because he was bored, but he didn’t expect to hear a divine song!It made the landlord's mind full of the lyrics of that song, and he couldn't forget it at all!ying ying ~

Are you the landlord of the 1st floor?I also……

2nd floor, what a coincidence, everyone has been poisoned.

Check in at the top three positions on the 3rd floor!Drip, check in successfully.Hahahaha, I thought I was the only one who behaved like this before, so everyone is like this?Let me tell you, just now when I was singing at home, my mother heard me. At first, my mother scolded me for my rap, but it turned out that she was fine, and now I have been singing at home. Later, my dad also sang along. up.

Huh?What charades are being played on the upper floors?What "Seaweed Dance"?Can you tell me more about that song first?Otherwise, I don't understand what you are saying.

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Listening to music on the 15th floor can make people poisoned?Can the landlord explain in detail what happened?Curious jg

I said on the 16th floor that this post has been so long, but a bunch of people said it was magical and poisoned, but they didn’t say anything for so long, so it couldn’t be that the navy came to promote it?The following is still loose.

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On the 25th floor, I can be sure that the host is not the navy, because I know that the brainwashing Divine Comedy he said is true, because I also went to see Hualanxing's preliminary competition this afternoon!

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I'm sorry to keep everyone waiting for a long time on the 59th floor. I'm the host. I just posted this post and went to the bathroom, so I'm late.Now I will tell you about the song "Seaweed Dance" in detail.This is a song performed by Tianqing Kindergarten. The dance moves and lyrics are very magical. Anyway, it is the kind of divine comedy that you will definitely sing and dance to as soon as you watch it. s searched for the song when he was in the bathroom just now, and unfortunately found that the song has not been released yet, so there is no way to send it to everyone.

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I didn't find the song on the 99th floor either, so I really want to listen to it now, my mind is full of seaweed, but I'm just looking for it!No!arrive!

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Is the 599th floor as exaggerated as you said?That's a song and not a drug, and it can make people think so itch?Seeing what you said about seaweed and seaweed, I didn't think the lyrics were so good, isn't it just seaweed, what's so special about it?

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Floor 666... ​​I seem to know the song mentioned above. I just fell into the pit after watching it. Thank you for the link. Let's enjoy it together. ]

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997 slipped away. I didn’t expect there to be a video. I’ll go and see if it’s really the same as what the host said.

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In 1999, I'm back from the landlord!It smells so good!Seaweed seaweed seaweed, hehe.

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The video of "Seagrass Dance" was originally just a Weibo post by a young lady who was sitting in the front row and casually posted it to express her surprise.

But I didn’t expect that she usually doesn’t necessarily get a like after ten days and a half months after posting something, but she got more than a thousand likes in less than 10 minutes after posting this video, and the number of comments and retweets is almost the same as the number of likes?

Does this mean that everyone who watched the video forwarded and commented?

She was overjoyed at this discovery!

For the first time in my life!

Because of the enthusiasm of the netizens, she originally only posted the cut version, so she put the original version up when she was happy. As a result, the netizens became more enthusiastic.

In just a few hours, enthusiastic netizens put this Weibo with a magical video on the hot search list!

Then its ranking moved forward at a rapid speed. When the traffic peaked at night, the number of hits on the video reached a terrifying tens of millions. More and more people fell into this magical song called "Seaweed Dance" .

For netizens, just watching videos will definitely not satisfy them. How can they not try it when they see something they like?

Netizens who are entertaining themselves consciously entered the stage of self-production, so a bunch of imitation shows came out!And after a Tianbo big V participated in the imitation after leaving the stage, the imitation show reached its climax.

"66666, Guozi's enchanting movements really made me laugh to death."

"Guozi is really talented. What kind of jokes are you so talented? Just debuting at this level and becoming an idol is enough."

"Hehehe, our Guozi's action power is ax, and others don't know about this "Seaweed Dance". The food for Guozi has come out."

"Wow, I think Guozi has definitely been brainwashed by seaweed. Seeing that he is full of seaweed and seaweed all the way, have the other lyrics been eaten by dogs? Hahahaha."

"Fuck, isn't the lyrics just seaweed? Anyway, I've forgotten everything else in my mind except seaweed. I'm so confused jg"

"Don't just pay attention to seaweeds, but also Tianqing Kindergarten? Speaking of which, this kindergarten is so awesome that it can even come up with such a divine comedy. I have already decided to vote for them in the finals."

"Above, isn't it their looks that are even more awesome? Those little cubs are so cute. Seeing them dancing, the old aunt really wants to steal them."

"Ahhhhhhhhh~! Finally someone has the same concerns as me. Others' brains are seaweeds, but when I listen to this song, I think of those 6 cute little cubs. Seaweeds can only be reduced to bg, ying ying, the cubs are so cute, we want to team up and steal."

"Thought +1"

"Thought +2"

"..."

"+ Citizenship Number"

"..."

The cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten who forgot about it after the performance in the afternoon had no idea that they had become popular among the people just because of one dance, the kind that anyone would want to take away if they saw it.

Still regretting that yesterday's performance did not cause the expected sensational effect (actually because everyone was brainwashed and the cubs left before they could react, so the cubs did not get warm applause when they left the stage), the cubs were obviously depressed today.

Boom~ You can't get a name, but you have to make money!

Under Cheng Yunze's Yin Yin teaching, the cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten understood the difficulty of raising a family early on, so they don't set up stalls because they are sad for a day off?

impossible!

At such a young age, they have to support themselves, and by the way, they also need to support their own kindergarten!So how could you not set up a stall!

Thinking about supporting their own kindergarten, the cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten walked out with high-spirited steps.

Ignoring all the strange gazes, they returned to their booths without distraction, opened the curtain and started business.

It turned out that this time it was not the cub that Sa Huan came to buy, but a young man who looked weird and had an even weirder live ball floating beside him.

The shop manager Xuan Mo looked at the other person's height, then at the other person's face, and after confirming that the other person was not a "precocious" kid, he frowned and reminded, "Brother, you are blocking our place."

young people? ? ?

Looking at the unhappy cub in front of him, the young man took two steps back in embarrassment, then scratched his hair, and asked embarrassingly, "Are you students of Tianqing Kindergarten?"

As soon as these words came out, all the cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten looked at him with strange eyes, thinking that this big brother was so strange in their hearts!Was he as illiterate as they were?Otherwise why would you ask such a stupid question?

The name of their kindergarten is written on the booth, so you can see it at a glance outside!

Following the cub's line of sight, there is a red banner in the center of the temporary booth with five big characters "Tianqing Kindergarten".

Uh... this is very embarrassing...

Not wanting to be thought illiterate, the young man was about to explain, but was interrupted by the group of cubs before he could speak.

"Brother, you can go!"

"It's a duck, you go, we can't sell you anything if you stay here!"

"The head of the garden said that we don't have many things, so we can only sell them to cubs or little brothers and sisters who are the same as us. Oh, brother, you are a big brother, you have to mature."

"Brother, you are blocking us from doing business. Look at the younger sister behind you, she is about to cry."

"..."

Hearing this, the young man turned his head, only to see the crying little boy looking at him immediately.

I don’t know, I don’t know, I’m startled when I say it!

When he came, maybe because the booth was not open, there were not many people at all, so he who kept wandering around the booth was naturally the first few when the crowd came.

However, the tricky thing was that his attention was attracted by the cubs of Tianqing Kindergarten from the very beginning, so he didn't notice that there were so many people coming behind, and the cubs.

Seeing so many cubs and their parents waiting behind him, he suddenly felt guilty.

So he did a very weird move, he ran away without saying anything!

Ran away……

gone……

Up...

What's worse is that he just wanted to leave quickly, he forgot that he was still on the live broadcast at the moment, so he was scared away by the cub and the cub's parents and "lost without a fight" successfully made the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter speak out.