[Summary] Her Royal Highness the most beautiful woman in the world

However, I have only stayed on Meimu Mountain for 37 years. I never expected that the mountain would become like this. Demons and ghosts are rampant, wars are rampant in the world, and even the villages that humans depend on for survival have become poor and dilapidated.

With one hand on the black scabbard of the knife, I patted the dust from the light-colored cloth on my body with the other hand, and knocked on the door of the dilapidated thatched cottage in front of me gently, "Excuse me, is anyone home? I'm just passing by." Traveler, I want to ask you something."

The door was opened by a little girl who didn't reach my waist, with amber eyes looking at me timidly, with a mess of black hair tied in a side braid.

I stepped back a little bit, and said harmlessly: "Well, big brother is not a bad person, I just want to ask a question, little girl, are your parents at home?"

She clutched the shabby colorful clothes on her body, stared at me and shook her head without speaking.

I sighed, "Is that so?" Scratching the back of my head, I knelt down and put my hands together, and asked cautiously, "Then, can you tell my elder brother if there are any dilapidated temples nearby, or places for tourists to visit?" A place to rest?"

The little girl blinked, stretched out her little hand and pointed to the east.

I turned my head to look over there, and said with a smile, "Thank you so much! Then, goodbye!" I stood up, pretending to ignore the little girl's staring eyes at me, and walked in the direction she pointed.

...Why is she still staring at me?

Hello!stop looking!I'll eat you up again!

Forehead!you are vicious!

"That..." I half turned around, and the other party's clear pupils slightly widened, "Maybe I'm meddling in my own business, your parents aren't here yet?"

She nodded at me obediently. I don't know why, but I saw longing in her clear eyes.

"What's your name?" I approached her and asked softly, "Can you tell me?"

The little girl opened her mouth and made a mouth shape, but she didn't make a sound. She was a little anxious, her brows were wrinkled, she bit her lip and trembled slightly.

"I understand, Ling." I patted her messy head, thought for a while, and smiled, "If possible, can I stay here tonight?"

She was stunned, then suddenly smiled at me.

I was stunned, and at that moment, I became weak, and my heart was so soft that it almost melted into water.

It turned out that it had been a long time since I had seen such an innocent and pure smiling face that was simply happy about a trivial matter.

"My name is Shi Shi, but Ling can call me Xiaoqian!"

The night in the mountains is obviously much colder. Apart from the biting cold wind, there is also a pervasive gloomy dampness, which some monsters call miasma.

Miasma is poisonous, some will produce a strange fragrance, some smell very fishy, ​​and some are even colorless, odorless, invisible and intangible. It is a terrible gas. At least I have seen monsters who accidentally inhaled miasma and died , even the flesh and blood melted and turned into bones.

Of course, for a natural big monster like me, this kind of thing is not taken seriously. Fortunately, Ling's village is far away from the miasma, so it should not spread here.

Ling was curled up on the straw piled up mat, her small body was arched, and there were still some dust on her face.

I couldn't sleep, I leaned against the wall with the knife in my arms, waiting quietly for dawn.The physique of monsters is also unsatisfactory. For example, you can’t stay with humans for too long, otherwise it will affect the life of that person, especially weak humans. Even if you just get close to them, they will Affected by the evil spirit you exude, resulting in decreased immunity, decreased appetite, decreased five senses, etc., it is easier to get sick or die.

Therefore, no matter how familiar and warm human beings are to me, I dare not get too close, let alone such a thin and pitiful little girl.

Living alone in this troubled world, I don't know how hard it is.

I left before dawn the next day. Before leaving, I roasted the hare I caught and secretly placed it beside her, and then left like a thief.

Originally, I wanted to go to the West Country to find General Inu, and tell him about Tinghe’s departure. I don’t want me to be the only one in the world who remembers him. After all, Sesshomaru should have grown into a quite imposing monster by now!

Well~ But before that, let's get rid of that little character that appeared recently!If you just leave it like this, you don't know how much trouble it will cause.

Following the evil aura emanating from the broken stones, I drove westward for two consecutive days, reckoning that it would take another day or so to reach my destination, but I didn't expect a group of uninvited guests to rush out halfway.

I pretended to be indifferent and looked around at all the bald donkeys who were holding up their Zen sticks and chanting Martian texts in their mouths, their faces were full of cows, and the bald donkey monks are really unbearable to be hurt. Can't make it through!

After going down the mountain for so long, I don't want the first drop of blood on the knife to be the bald donkey's, how unlucky it is!

I gritted my teeth, and slowly put the knife across my chest. The bald donkey's incantation was almost at an end. As soon as the prayer beads came out, the effect of exorcism and deterrence became more obvious. The last word fell, and the silver-blue lightning quickly rushed towards me came over.

It must be very painful to be hit by that kind of thing, why bother, I have no enmity with you, no grievances, and thirdly, I didn't have sex with your wives... Anyway, you can't marry a wife, so what kind of trouble is it to fight in groups when you come up!

At this time, I had put the knife back into its sheath, and looked pitifully at the group of bald donkeys who were shy and angrily pulling their monk pants. Men, monsters, and so on, their ears are callused.

"I said you," I gritted my teeth and smiled, "Do you all want to run naked?"

Then I saw a group of people on the opposite side who were silent for a moment, staring at me with green faces and dare not speak out.

Whoops!It can scare people to death!

"What are you staring at!" I stared back ferociously, and said word by word: "I tell you, I haven't done anything harmful yet! I'll come back after I do it, it's really inexplicable! I see you not only Bald, bald on the inside of your head too!"

Before the words were finished, I waved my sleeves without taking away a cloud, and said goodbye to them lightly with a bounce.

After running for a long distance, until they couldn't catch up, I fell from the tree trunk and fell into the grass, and I went away. If this kind of thing happens a few times, my heart will burst!These old bald donkeys are really not to be underestimated. No matter how aggressive I was at the time, or how domineering I was when I cut people's belts, they couldn't cover up the fact that I was terrified. The attacks and spells were not useless at all. If it wasn't for me I have seen this kind of tactic in Ye Wang's book, and I know its shortcomings and weaknesses. If the knife hadn't blocked the missed blow from the side for me, I'm afraid I would not be able to master it today.

only--

I looked at the Taidao that was broken in two in my hand. This sword has been with me for a hundred years. I have changed countless scabbards for it, wrapped countless handles around it, wiped the sword body countless times, slept and eaten almost all the time. With it, I would drink with it when I was happy, and wept with it when I was sad. Although it can't speak, it is an irreplaceable trusting partner for me.

Getting used to this kind of thing really makes people love and hate it!

"Thank you all the time." I gently kissed the snow-white blade, put the knife back into the sheath, and stood up, "It seems that I have to let that broken stone have fun for a while."

I heard that in the southern land not far from here, on a desolate cliff, there lived a monster who specialized in making swords. His eyes were as big as copper bells, he held a black hammer in his hand, he could breathe out flames, and he also had a three-eyed monster. fierce bull.

It is rumored that he has an extremely weird temper. He only forges knives for people who are pleasing to the eye. He often moves, coming and going without a trace. He is a terrible but very powerful guy.

With all kinds of complicated thoughts about this monster, I drove all the way to the south for several days, and finally found the residence of the legendary knifesmith in a hot and smoking land.

Does this guy actually live in a volcanic eruption zone?I carefully avoided a hole in the ground. From that unfathomable hole, high-temperature and pungent white smoke spewed out from time to time. If I was not careful, I might turn into a smoked fox.

A large skull with its mouth open looks like the corpse of some unknown beast.

I raised my hand and tapped the sharp teeth of the bone, and asked loudly, "Is Master Knife Casting here? I'm Chiyomiya who is here to ask for help!"

Unexpectedly, no one answered, I struggled with the guess that the other party had already left and that the other party was just asleep, and continued to knock: "Excuse me, is the master of casting the knife?"

Still no one answered, I couldn't help but glanced inside, the pitch-black land, a small fire stove, and a few knives on the side, all of them were radiant with coldness and full of energy.

It seems that he is really not here. However, since the knife is still here, it means that he just went out for a short time. It is impossible for a good knife maker to abandon his work, so he is still waiting here, waiting for that Come back and talk about it!

I stood firmly at the door of the skull, afraid that I would miss that person when I left. I didn’t eat well for two days. On the third day, I left to find food. I left the cloth wrapped around the scabbard and tied it to the middle teeth. , While eating, I searched for all kinds of delicious food, including honey and fine wine, as well as fresh fruits and some human food. Asking for help or something, it is unreasonable not to please.

In this way, for about ten days, I finally met the famous knife maker when I came back from foraging in the morning.

I looked at the dirty old man with black lines all over his face. He quickly wiped out the food I hoarded with the only four remaining teeth, and at the same time threw the leftover fruit pits and calendulas used to hold the liquid outside the bone house. , Sincerity is full of cows, the rumors are really unbelievable.

The old man was wearing black and green striped clothes, with a thin chest, big round eyes staring at me intently, a handful of white hairs on his head curled up, and a long haired hair lay beside him. The horned three-eyed bull flicked its tail in a cute and cute way.

Fuck, this is really unscientific!I still remember how cruel, cold-blooded and unreasonable the masters of knife casting in martial arts novels are!You bastard, return my innocent chivalrous heart!It can only be said that this malicious universe has once again subverted my three views.

"Then..." The old man wiped out all the food in a short while (how he swallowed something larger than himself is an eternal mystery to me), smacked his lips, and touched his shriveled body Belly dragged out her tone slowly, "Bring me your knife and have a look."

I put the knife very carefully with both hands, "It's the first time we meet, um, I'm Chiyomiya. I haven't asked your name yet."

"Dao Dao Zhai!" The old man pulled out his knife and took a look, then grabbed the sledgehammer beside him and threw it at my head, "Idiot! What did you do to make this little cutie like this!"

I was knocked hard by him without realizing it, and I was so dizzy that before I had time to think about how to kill the old man with a backhand, my back was chilled by his question. It took me a while to realize that the other party was talking about me that knife.

"...Please." I couldn't answer his question, I closed my eyes and lowered my waist, "Please help me recast this knife!"

"Uh..." Dao Dao Zhai touched his chin and pondered for a moment, blinked, tilted his head and said: "There are really not many polite guys these days, whether it is a half-demon or a stupid dog, they are extremely arrogant. ~For the sake of your food, it’s not impossible for me to make a knife for you, although it’s just an ordinary knife, but—hey, let me tell you,” Dao Dao Zhai looked at me sideways, “It’s a monster Bar!"

I nodded.

"What monster?"

"Nine-tailed fox."

"Shenshenshenshen-mamama!" Daodaozhai screamed and moved his butt back a few steps. Seeing that I was confused, I squinted my eyes that looked like swollen goldfish. He leaned close to my face, his eyes wide open, "Yes, I can make a knife for you!"

"Eh?" I was stunned and said, "Thank you so much, what are the conditions?"

"Conditions..." Dao Dao Zhai opened his mouth half-opened, and said after a while: "Then, during the days when I am casting knives, take care of my food. Also, casting knives requires something on your body, Can you change back to your original form?"

"Yes," I nodded, and when I opened my eyes again, I landed on all fours, and the three snow-white tails flicked lightly behind me.

Dao Dao Zhai walked around me several times curiously, "Does it only grow three tails now? Uh, hey~"

I stood upright and looked at the pair of large scissors that Dao Dao Zhai took out without knowing it. I closed my eyes in fright, and couldn't help shrinking slightly and stiffened. I only heard two "clicks", and Da Dao Zhai cut it off. I don't know where the hair is, and said again: "Claw!"

I raised one paw, and the other party cut off my nails quite neatly, "Well, it's almost there, the other one!"

So I stretched out the other one.

"Open your mouth!"

I guessed what he was going to do, and sure enough, the other party quickly pulled out my two fangs with big pliers.

"Ow—"

"What does it matter, it will grow back in half a day!"

Bastard, it's easy for you to say, don't forget you only have four teeth, be careful I pull them out!

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