[Summary] Her Royal Highness the most beautiful woman in the world

"The roller blind guy actually asked me to pay in full! Sigh~ all my monthly CD magazines are going to be ruined..."

When Canopy came back, something seemed to be floating out of his mouth, and his miserable and drunken appearance seemed like all the figurines he had collected for ten years had been smashed to pieces.

The 1.8-meter tall man was lying on my shoulder without aggrievedness, rubbing his fluffy head back and forth, and his cheeks were burning hot like a fever.

"It smells like alcohol, wash it off before you come out."

For seven hours, I was exhausted from being tossed and tossed by the little monkey with ADHD all year round. The big canopy was pressing on me, and I could hardly breathe. The inflated balloon accidentally let go of it, and it dissipated inexplicably.

Thinking of the little monkey's seemingly inexhaustible energy, there seemed to be something transparent floating out of my mouth.

"That... world, can you get me a towel, please?"

Someone in the bathroom called lazily.

I suddenly had the urge to push this guy's head down the toilet and pump like hell.

"Canopy."

"Ok?"

"Just spend the night in the bathtub!"

"..."

After all, I am a man of integrity and shame, I didn’t really let him lie naked in the bathtub overnight, the canopy was sneezing out after being aired by me for half an hour, and he silently climbed into bed and wrapped himself in a quilt into a cocoon , Weakly said: "I thought I would freeze to death..."

He didn't look very happy, and looked like he was about to fall asleep, very pitiful.As I walked by, I turned my back on me - childish fellow!

I stood alone for a while, touching the corner of my mouth embarrassingly, okay, I shouldn't blame you.

"Hey... are you asleep?"

I leaned over cheekily, knelt on the bed with one knee, and poked my head over to look at his face. The canopy immediately pulled up the quilt to cover my head, and curled up into a huge ball.I twitched the corner of my mouth, resisted the urge to slap him, and said softly, "You'll be bored like this, and you haven't blown your hair yet, maybe you'll get sick."

"Um...don't..."

I'm not such a patient person. Seeing him moaning and lying on the bed, I always have the urge to hit someone, "I'll count to three, if you don't get up, you will be at your own risk."

"..." Tianpeng had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

I took a deep breath, smiled lewdly/evilly, opened my hands and feet, and threw myself on the bear through the quilt, "Aww~ so warm~"

The canopy didn't make a sound, I guess he was holding his breath, and after a while he really couldn't hold on, and he crawled back and forth under the quilt. I expected this to happen, but unfortunately I have completely blocked the exit, he is just a trapped beast.

"Um... the world... get up... I can't do it..." Canopy's dying voice came from under the bed, which made me very unhappy.

"You know how powerful it is, quickly say 'Your Majesty, spare your life'! I just—wow—"

The canopy shot was as fast as lightning, I didn't expect him to suddenly lift the quilt and cover me in, "Shhh—"

It was pitch black in front of me, and the hoarse voice of the canopy was like a feather passing by my ears. The temperature was hot and humid, and he locked me in the darkness without much effort. His fingers passed by his side, like a gentle sigh, falling on my cheeks.

"Don't make trouble... I'm so sleepy..."

I closed my eyes and remained motionless, my whole body was weak and weak, forget it, I will let you go today.

I fell asleep without knowing it. Although it was a difficult night, when I opened my eyes, I saw the canopy slumped on the table writing a report, and looked back at me with the loveless eyes of this life, "I want to vomit. ..."

"Didn't you say that life in heaven is very leisurely? It's rare to have something to do, so you should enjoy it."

"I'd rather not have this kind of enjoyment," Canopy sighed melancholy, "I don't know what's going on recently, the monsters in the lower realm suddenly became agitated, and the only heretic god allowed to be killed in the heaven realm, the fighting god prince has no successor , that’s why I’ve been…”

"Prince Fighting God? If you don't have one, choose again!"

"It's not that easy. Those who are capable don't want to live in it. People in the heavens are very taboo about killing. Do you know the cycle of karma? Every life has its own destiny, and gods also have their own godhead. Killing is right. The destruction of one's own godhead, no one is willing to do such a thing that will be punished."

I was stunned when I heard it, and I sat up for a while and said, "Is that so..."

"By the way, I heard you said that you met a very interesting friend yesterday. What's going on?" Tianpeng put down the pen in his hand, stretched his waist, and smiled.

"You don't know," I came back to my senses, and sat up excitedly to pour out my bitterness, "How scary is that little monkey? It's so energetic that it looks like it's eaten mad cow grass. It also runs here and there BLABLABLA—— "

"'Monkey King'?" Tianpeng turned his pen pensively, and said in a low voice, "I have heard of this name before, it is said that it is located on the top of Huaguo Mountain, gathering the essence of Taoyuan Township Born from a stone, it is neither a demon nor a human heresy, it not only has golden eyes that symbolize disaster, but also has the power to rival the heaven and earth, its real body is the symbol of chaos in the legend."

"That is to say, is that guy really dangerous?" I recalled the little monkey's out-of-the-line words and deeds, and smiled lightly: "In a sense, I don't object."

The tip of the pen smudged a circle of black color on the report, the canopy frowned slightly, and his eyes fell on a certain void outside the window.

Sometimes I can't understand the canopy and what he's thinking. It seems to be a very important thing, but when he finds me looking at him, he will show that gentle and lazy smile again.

"Ah? Where did you go? Obviously, there is a smell of snowballs here..."

When I heard this sound, I subconsciously turned into a fox, huddled up in the bed, and prayed not to be discovered by that crazy little monkey. Is this guy a dog nose?

"Well, uncle, have you ever seen a little fox, it's white, it's so small, it looks like Strawberry Daifuku..."

"Strawberry Dafu?" Tianpengyu said with a smile, pretending to say: "Just call me Xiaotian. If you are a little fox, I raised one. I didn't see it yesterday, and I was very worried! Thinking about it Did you get lost somewhere!"

"Eh? Is Xuetuan raised by you, Uncle?"

"Well...you can put it that way!" Tianpeng turned around and smiled at me, "Come out, Xuetuan, your friend is here to find you!"

I misread you!Canopy!Forget about betrayal, why even you are also called Xuetuan!

"Ah~haha~ snow ball!" The little monkey raised his arms and rushed towards me while cheering, his two big eyes were shining.

I dexterously flicked my tail to avoid his 'love hug', let out a few soft cries, jumped to the top of the canopy's head, and sat down comfortably.

Tell you to talk nonsense!I scratch it!

"Xiao, Xiaotian? Are you okay? Your hair..." The little monkey tremblingly pointed at the canopy, looking at me with a little horror in his eyes.

"Meow~"

I cutely waved my claws at it, the hair of the canopy has been pulled into a pile of grass by me, I can't see the face, and I don't know where to drop the glasses.

"What are you meowing..." Canopy couldn't laugh or cry, and said helplessly, "Do you think you are a cat?"

I glanced at the past coldly, jumped from the canopy head into the little monkey's arms reservedly, and patted its arm.

The little monkey understood immediately, it was inconceivably sensitive in this way (is it servile?), "Well, Xiao Tian, ​​can I take the snow ball out to play?"

"Okay, let's go play!" Tianpeng pulled his hair blankly, his face was stiff, "Don't starve her! Otherwise..."

The little monkey shook his shoulders, agreed immediately, and ran out impatiently.I had the right to hitch a ride, and hooked its clothes firmly with our claws. The two of us ran almost all over the south side of Tiandi City yesterday, but we didn't find any scent of killing stones. Today, we happened to look in another direction.

"boom--"

Suddenly there was a loud noise behind me, which startled me, and the little monkey immediately went into a state of alert from top to bottom, and hid behind the wall with a "swoosh".

"What an amazing description! Leave all troubles to me! That stinky old woman! Where did the bastard monkey go again!"

"Master Jin Chan, what happened?"

"That damned monkey folded all my important documents into paper airplanes! How dare you draw ghosts on them! Find them too!"

I looked at the elegant blonde beauty yesterday in disbelief, what did you do, little monkey, to make your popularity reach menopause all of a sudden.

"Today I will show no mercy, I will kill him!"

"Hee hee hee~ It's scary~" The little monkey showed his bright white teeth, secretly smiled, and quickly ran away quietly, "Xuetuan Xuetuan, in the future, when you see that person whose hair is shining like the sun, you must Run away now!"

I moved my ears in confusion.

"That man is beautiful, but he is actually an active volcano. He keeps hitting me!"

It must be because you owe me!

I squinted my eyes and yawned. I didn't sleep well last night. Now is a good time to catch up on sleep.

"what!"

As soon as he closed his eyes, the little monkey got into trouble again, knocking a celestial person in the corridor to the ground, and the other person was so angry that he cursed, "Where did you come from, you wild boy! You don't look at the road when you walk!"

"Ah, sorry!"

The little monkey apologized reflexively, and was about to slip away quickly, but was grabbed by the hair by the man, "Stop! You are not a suspicious person, I don't remember that there is such a person in heaven, I have to ask someone clear--"

He happened to pass by the curtain, and he didn't know what happened, so he stepped in while watching the excitement, "Ala, Lord Song Xi, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this guy is my illegitimate child!"

"Huh? Bastard?"

"Well, yes." Roller shutter closed his eyes in pain, "The child's mother died early, I think he is helpless, so I had to bring him to heaven, alas, what a pity!"

Master Song Xi showed contempt, and waved his hand, "Forget it, just don't let him run around here. If he bumps into some important person, no one can save him."

"Okay, I will definitely discipline him strictly, thank you Lord Song Xi."

Where is the roller blind coming from? I glanced at him suspiciously, and climbed onto the little monkey to pretend that I didn't exist.

"Well, thank you, but what is an illegitimate child?" The little monkey thanked him in a daze, and asked seriously.

"Ah, it's not important, you don't need to know." Rolling shutter waved his hands indifferently, lowered his head and looked at the little monkey carefully, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen you, who is your guardian? "

"Guardian? You mean Jin Chan?"

Rolling blind heard the word Jin Chan, his eyes immediately changed, it seems that he also knew the real identity of the little monkey, "It's you..."

He squatted down frowning, and suddenly reached out to hold the little monkey's armpit, trying to lift him up, but of course it failed.

"It turned out to be a thousand catty lock... you kid..."

It's very strange, I licked my paw, and the evil spirit spread slightly in my pupils. In fact, the reason why the heavens did this is not hard to guess, because the little monkey is afraid of the real body, right?Should it be a precautionary measure?So only listen to what you want to hear and watch what you want to see.

The so-called heaven is nothing more than a gorgeous coat, but it is actually rotten inside.This place is not much nobler than the world.

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