[Summary] Her Royal Highness the most beautiful woman in the world

"Xiaobai, I'm really just joking, please don't look at me like that again!" Kneeling on the tatami in an absolutely standard posture, my face was filled with anger, and I just said, "The Nuliang group seems to be Not bad, why don’t you stay, Xiaobai”——

Just being stared at by the other party with the eyes of "You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are making trouble for no reason, why are you like this, you scoundrel who abandoned his wife and children, I am dead, I am desperate, I am going to die!!", I am really Alexander the Great in the world.

"You swear? Never say such things as abandoning me again!" Xiaobai said hoarsely, holding back tears.

"Really, I swear, I will never say such things again! Really, really!" I pushed the cut fruit plate in front of him and begged for mercy: "I was wrong, don't be angry Come, come, eat some fruit to calm down!"

Xiaobai hesitated for two seconds, wiped away tears with his arm very boldly, blinked, and whispered: "Okay, then you have to keep your word."

I breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Tou glanced at me lightly——sneered.

Calm down!Calm down, world!He is still young!Not old enough to commit domestic violence!You must be calm!

"Sa~ Little Monk Natto and Kappa have been waiting for you for a long time, let's go and play!" I forked an apple into his mouth with a bamboo skewer, stroked Xiaobai's fluffy head, and said, "It's fun!" cheer up!"

"Well! Then I'm leaving!" Xiaobai nodded happily, waved at me, and happily ran to the yard to play with those little monsters.

Looking at the little lively back, he couldn't help but smile, "It's a pity that Xiao Tou is still young, otherwise you can play with them."

"Don't be stupid, how is it possible." Xiao Tou gave me a blank look, and continued to close his eyes to rest.

"Hey, you've been so lazy in my arms for several days, you don't have any energy, and the weather is so good today, even if you can't learn to walk, at least practice crawling?" I happily suggested road.

Xiao Xiao revealed an expression of "don't be too whimsical" and snorted coldly.

I narrowed my eyes and laughed, gently put him on the tatami in the room, and clapped my hands again and again, "Come on, Xiaotou! Come on, Xiaotou! Come on, Xiaotou!"

He obviously thought I was stupid, and he didn't want to talk to me, so he simply closed his eyes.

Ouch I go!Still don't believe it can't cure you!

I stretched out my sinful five fingers, and with an evil smile, stretched out to his small chin, creaking socket, waist and belly and other vulnerable parts, "Crackling, creaking, creaking——"

Xiaofeng's face was pale, and he stared at me murderously, "Stop it! Bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

"Aha! Is it just you?" I proudly poked Xiaotou's soft and tender skin, and said arrogantly, "Come if you have the ability!"

"Remember it!" Xiao Tou held back very hard, his whole face was wrinkled, and he was desperately moving his limbs, so cute.

I couldn't help it, I hugged my stomach and slapped the floor and laughed wildly, "Puff hahaha——what a classic line——"

Xiao Tou clenched his hands into fists, and took a deep breath. From that look, he probably kept telling himself to be patient, and 20 years is not too late for a hero to take revenge.

"Huh? Brother Xiaoqian, what are you doing?" A black head poked out from behind the door, Xiao Liban looked at me curiously and asked:

"I'm in touch with the little baby~" I replied with a smile, the carp companion happily ran into the room seeing my happy look, and looked curiously at Xiao Tou who was lying on the ground and trying to adjust his expression.

"Ah! That's right! This is a greeting gift for you." As an elder, it seems unreasonable not to give a greeting gift to a child, so I put the witch power stone in the palm of my hand and handed it over, "It's for you."

"Thank you, Brother Xiaoqian!" Li Ban smiled innocently and put it into his mouth, blinked his eyes, and said, "The candy is so sweet! It's delicious!"

this!The child!Five thunders struck the top!

OMG you ate it!Eat it!Spit it out for me! !

"Pit vomit—spit it out, Li Ban, that's not sugar, how can it be sweet, fool!" I almost grabbed him and hung him upside down to force him to spit it out, the onmyoji's stuff can fuck me Do you eat whatever you want?If something happens to you, how can I explain to Saobaogui, how can I explain to Xiaotou!

I will die here today!

Li Ban was stunned for a moment, acting quite calm, and patted me on the shoulder reassuringly, "It's okay, brother Xiaoqian! Do you think there is nothing wrong with me? Ah! What's wrong with the baby, are you hungry? , looks good..." Li Ban thought for a while, then struggled and said, "It looks so strange."

I looked down at Xiao Tou, who was gloating with a sardonic smile on his lips, and waved his hands with embarrassment, and said, "No, Xiao Tou is learning to crawl! I'm encouraging him! By the way, are you really Don't you feel anything? Not at all?"

"Really, really?" Xiao Liban's eyes lit up, and I suddenly had a bad feeling, he jumped twice on the spot, and hurriedly ran outside, "Baby Xiaotou, you have to wait for me! "

……What happened?

I looked at Xiao Tou for no reason, and was surprised to find that the baby's face turned blue.

After a while, there was a lot of noisy voices from outside the corridor. Something flashed in my head, and I couldn’t get up again immediately. me.

Just as I was about to sneak away with Xiao Tou, whose face changed drastically, Xiao Liban quickly opened the paper door, and a group of panting monsters behind me, in the second I was dumbfounded, everyone rushed in, holding Holding all kinds of small toys and starting to boo, Xiao Liban was quite general-like, calming all the monsters with a single gesture.

"Listen to my command! Brother Xiaoqian, let's start!" Li Ban looked determined, his face flushed slightly, and he seemed to be running in a hurry.

What to start?

I stiffly twitched the corners of my mouth, and tentatively, put the same stiff Xiaotou on the ground, waited for a while, and turned him over again under the expectant eyes of everyone and Xiaotou's murderous gaze, Xiaotou Tuo suddenly fell to the ground, I can't imagine what mood he is in right now, I raised his waist with trembling hands, and Nu Liangli waved his arm——

"Xiao Tou, Xiao Tou, you are the best! One climbs, two walks and three jumps! Xiao Tou, Xiao Tou, you are really good! You can sing and dance!" All the monsters shouted in unison.

Hey, hey, isn't this span too big!

I can't tell whether it's my trembling from fright or Xiaotu's trembling, it's just that it's hard to get off now, Xiaotou!Otherwise, would you sacrifice something?

From my point of view, Xiao Tou slowly turned his face away, his dull purple pupils were full of murderous intent, and there was a cruel smile on his face, I fell into an ice cellar for a moment, the days to come were dark and miserable , now he will really hate him to death!

Amidst the cheering cheers of the demons, Xiao Tou endured the humiliation, stretched his little arms, kicked his calves, raised his little head, and his face was calm. He crawled forward two steps, then twisted his buttocks, sat on the ground and refused to move again.

So, amidst the cheers of all the monsters that could almost smash the roof, I had a strong feeling that my death was not far away.

Sikashi! (meaning but in Japanese)

I got a reprieve.

In the evening, I received the departure notice from Nuliang Huapiao, and I took Xiaotou and sneaked out of the room without telling Xiaobai, and walked for more than half an hour under the moonlight with Saobaogui, and then swaggered in under the eyes of everyone. The mansion of the Hanakaiin family.

Kidding.

The slippery ghost has its own way to prevent humans from discovering it. I don't have a monster wall here, and I have the aid of illusion. It is easy to enter this house full of "demon weapons".

It's just that Xiao Tou has been on guard ever since he approached the Huakai courtyard. The atmosphere here must have made him feel uncomfortable, and he couldn't open the enchantment... Thank you for your hard work.

I gently pulled the newly changed swaddling clothes tightly, and Xiao Tou opened his eyes and looked at me, pursing his lips slightly, with a serious expression.

puff--

The expression that I had always put on when facing No.15 Daime Hidemoto suddenly cracked. I immediately adjusted the arc of my smile, patted Xiaoto lightly, and said kindly to Nuliang, who raised his eyebrows next to him: "What's the matter? General?"

"No," Nuliang Huapiao spit out two words slowly, his right hand propped his chin and his long legs bent straight, the moonlight outside the window was lingering into his bones, he sat casually under the moonlight, opposite Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan seemed to be hidden in the moon shadow Among them, the expression was slightly ponderous, and there was only the elegant fragrance of cherry blossoms in the wind.

I swear I don't have hand soreness at all, Xiao Tou is definitely gaining weight, damn Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan, have you thought about it?

"I can promise to help you seal Naraku, but there is a condition."

It was too late to say, but soon, Xiuyuan of Huakaiyuan beat the folding fan lightly in his hand, as if the spring breeze wrinkled a pool of green water.

These people are really, they all want to negotiate terms and conditions, but I can only agree...

"Please speak."

The moon is gradually setting to the west, and the feminine and beautiful face of the head of Huakaiyuan is gradually revealed under the moonlight. He raises his arm very slowly, and his slender porcelain white fingers seem to have a daunting magic power, and slowly——

"what are you going to do?"

It was softer than the sound of cherry blossoms falling, and faster than the blink of an eye. I used my unfamiliar left hand to draw the knife backhand, put my two fingers on the ground, and leaned forward to suppress it. Straight to the sharp point of the sharp blade.

"Oh, oh, what an impulsive little fox." The smile on Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan's lips remained unchanged, and he whispered: "However, the ability to respond when encountering danger is pretty good."

"Thank you for the compliment, and," I looked at him condescendingly, and said lightly, "If I really want to make a move, even if Nu Liangsao is beside you, you can't sit here completely like you are now."

"Hehe, that proves that you still have some brains," Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan narrowed her gray eyes slightly, and said in a low voice, "But even if Nuliang Saobao can't make a move, you can't get out of it!"

"I have never underestimated the onmyoji of the Huakaiyuan family. I didn't before, I won't now, and I won't in the future." I looked directly at him, put the knife into its sheath, and said seriously: "Although I may not be able to fight You, and the newly-accepted show boss, don't seem to be on my side, but I know that you won't really take action against me, so I just want to bully you because you are upset. Well~ because I am the most I hate the guy who casually shoots other people's cute children!"

"That's enough of you, what do you want to eat every bite!" Nuliang Huapiao lazily complained, but Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan and I ignored it.

"Huh? How do you know I won't make a move?"

"Because if you really make a move," I smiled brightly, "I will curse you Huakaiyuan family and Nuliang group, attacking infinitely, suffering endlessly, and burning love from generation to generation. Ah, I understand this meaning myself It's fine, you don't have to worry about it!"

"Hey, don't forget that you are also a member of the Nuliang team!" Nuliang Huapiao spread his hands helplessly, while Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan nodded seriously, covering his mouth with his sleeve.

I pretended to think for a moment when I heard the words, and said softly: "It's okay, this curse is only valid for men."

But seeing the faces of the two of them froze, it seemed that they both felt a cold and evil energy reaching the Baihui acupoint on the top of their heads from behind, and Lingling shuddered.

"Just kidding~" I sat down with a smile on my face and was about to pour myself a cup of tea when Xiao Tou's delicate voice suddenly came out from my arms, "If you have any conditions, tell me!"

As a result, the breathing of the two people on the opposite side who had just recovered was stagnant again. The wind blew for a while, I twitched the corners of my eyes, and said stiffly: "Ah! The wind is too strong, did someone say something just now?"

"Idiot, that onmyoji has already figured it out!" Xiao Tou said with a deadpan expression, his poisonous tongue skill still undiminished.

"Woo~ Are you willing to talk to your mother, Xiao Tou~ Mom, I am so relieved~ I thought you would ignore me for a few days!" I hugged him and rubbed hard, Xiao Tou waved impatiently I slapped the little arm over, but I dodged it lightly, "It's so noisy! Woman!"

"The condition is," Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan's voice suddenly sounded, the tone was clear and hoarse, "that brat in your arms will also be sealed."

"can."

"no!"

I was taken aback, "What are you talking about? Xiao Tou?"

"I said yes." Xiao Tou said lightly.

"……are you serious?"

Huakaiyuan Xiuyuan looked calmly at Xiao Tou, who looked like a dead fish, and suddenly raised the corners of her mouth, and said with a light smile: "Don't be so nervous, it's just a simple seal of some power, if the child grows up too quickly If it's too early, it will make my mother sad~"

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