[Hokage] It's not a crow's mouth

Hello everyone, my name is Hatake Muheng, female, and I am six years old.

The idiot father of my family is called Kakashi Hatake. He is the sixth generation of Hokage in Konoha Village. He is currently retiring and living at home with his children.But to be honest, why can a guy like this who reads eighteen books in front of children and suffers domestic violence from his mother so many times become Hokage? In my opinion, it is definitely one of the top ten in Konoha Village. One of the incredible events.

My mother's name is Hatake Ruri. She was the head of the ninja class at the time, a member of the elders group, and a special advisor to the research class. She was a powerful figure in the village.Smart and beautiful, except for her weaker strength, she is completely the ideal goddess in my mind!So it has always been difficult for me to understand why my such an excellent mother would choose to marry that stupid father who was limp on the sofa and read bad books.

There are three brothers and sisters in our family.

The eldest brother's name is Uzumaki Naruto, and he was the seventh Hokage-sama of Konoha Village at that time. He is a super handsome and powerful ninja, and a great hero in everyone's eyes.Although I don't really understand why the eldest brother who is not related by blood becomes the eldest brother of our family, and the eldest brother has never called my parents parents, but the eldest brother is the eldest brother and is an absolute part of our family.

The second brother's name is Qi Muqiao, he is three years older than me, and he is the biggest idiot among idiots.Of course, it's okay for a guy who is handsome and powerful to be aloof and arrogant, but that kind of awkward personality will become cute instead.but!yes!In front of the girl he likes, he still looks cold and can't speak well, it's completely dead!That older, beautiful and powerful little sister Sarutobi Miku has secretly asked me several times if you have any problems with her, stupid bridge!

The youngest in the family is the next one to me, Hatake Heng, six years old, who was the attendant of the little nephew Uzumaki Boruto at that time.

Although it is said to be a nephew, Boruto is the same age as me, and we get along normally as equals unless we quarrel.That Boren guy is a real genius, no matter what he learns, he progresses very quickly, but in terms of character, how childish and childish he is!I know and complain all day long that my eldest brother is busy with work and doesn't come home, who's father isn't a Hokage?They are all the same age, look at Shikayo!Handsome, smart, mature and stable... Ahem, it's getting too far.

The daily life of my family is that my father, who is the husband of the family, prepares breakfast and bento every morning, wakes up my brother and me, and then goes back to sleep with my mother.The idiot brother wants to take a detour to the gate of Sarutobi's house, and I pack my schoolbag by myself and then go to the elder brother's house next door to ask Boruto to go to school together.

In the afternoon, my mother would occasionally go to the meeting of the elders to listen to the elder brother's report, but most of the time was spent at home writing books, doing research and writing papers.At this time, my mother usually finds my clingy dad annoying and shuts him out, and my dad will run to my grandpa or other people for tea, stroll outside for a whole afternoon, and then feed my dad Mom brings back a bouquet of flowers or something delicious.

In the evening, the family had dinner together, and my brother and I went back to our rooms to do our homework. My parents were so sticky that they insisted on squeezing together on a single sofa to watch TV.I suggested several times whether to change to a wider sofa, but my mother always said angrily, "Your father disagrees", while my father would show that lazy and disgusting smile.

The adult world is really complicated.

If there is still time after finishing the homework, my parents will guide me and my brother to practice.

Although the stupid father is usually out of shape and looks like a family husband all the year round, every time he picks up a knife to guide his brother to practice, he will show a forceful aura - I heard that my father's knife skills have only been practiced to 12 Up to the age of [-], it was his ninjutsu that was truly famous in the ninja world.However, the idiot brother has never been able to force Dad to use ninjutsu so far, and has always been suppressed and beaten until he ran away.Tsk tsk tsk, the road ahead is long.

For me, a quiet and beautiful girl, my mother taught me the sealing technique in a small stove, and Aunt Shiitake who often came to tutor me and Aunt Sakura from the Uchiha family also taught me a lot of weird things.But my favorite Uncle Shota seldom comes to my house. Alas, the technique he said last time that can summon the souls of the dead to the present world sounds very interesting, but it’s a pity that Uncle Shota refuses to teach me anything. .

"Hey, Heng, do you have a picture of your father at home?" Bo Ren asked me.

"My dad's picture? Haven't you seen my family's photo album?" I don't understand.

"It's not that kind of photo! I went to Yile Ramen that day, and I heard Auntie Changpu said that your father is super handsome!" Bo Ren compared with an exaggerated distance, "You are more handsome than my father, so-so much .But I don’t feel like I’ve seen your dad before... Do you have any photos of your dad taking off the mask?"

"Let my dad take off his mask to take a picture? You might as well kill him more conveniently and quickly." I gestured in front of my neck, "Isn't your eldest brother a student of your dad? You don't have that kind of photo at home?"

"Not at all." The blogger clasped his hands behind his head, "I asked my dad, but he also said that he hadn't seen it! Can you believe it? We have known each other for so long, but my dad has never seen your dad take it off. Face off the mask!"

"In that case, do you want to try it?" I asked.

"Try? Try what?" Boren asked puzzled.

"Try to take off my father's mask and see his true face." I waved a finger, "This is something that even the Seventh Hokage-sama couldn't do."

Hearing this, Bo Ren's eyes lit up immediately, and he jumped off the railing, "Good idea! Come on, let's talk to Shikayo!"

I couldn't help curling the corners of my mouth, I'm sorry dad!

The author has something to say: What follows is the much-anticipated blackened version of the Minato God!

It is recommended to eat with Kakashi Fanwai in Chapters 61 and 62!