[Hokage] It's not a crow's mouth

Three years later.

In the middle of the night, Konoha Village is stable and quiet, and the street lamp next to it went dark with a "crack". A woman in a short kimono seems to have drunk a lot of wine, staggering in the shadows, and the crisp sound of clogs is a bit messy .

"Ah, mine, where is my key?" She lowered her head and rummaged in her handbag, walking unsteadily in an S shape, no matter how you looked at it, it was quite frightening.

At this moment, a shadow suddenly sprang out from the darkness, stopped in front of her aggressively, and then bent down at [-] degrees, "Liu, Liuli-san! Please, please get back together with me!"

"Ah...?" Matsumoto Liuli was stopped by someone, and after a while of reaction, she said slowly, "Ah, it's you, that, Miyamoto-kun? Ah, that's right, that... Matsumoto?"

"I'm Ishikawa! Ishikawa Kyosuke!" The man who jumped out raised his head in grief and yelled.

"Ah, Ishikawa, Ishikawa!" Matsumoto Ruri smiled slowly, reached out and slapped him on the face with a "slap", and shook his figure, "I, I remember you. What's the matter, come to me?"

The man's momentum faltered after being slapped by her, and his tone lowered, "Please, please get back together with me, Liuli-san."

"Get back together?" Matsumoto Ruri blinked slowly, and laughed, looking pure and hazy under the silvery moonlight, "That's not allowed, Ishikawa-kun. Things like getting back together don't exist in my dictionary."

"But, but!" Shi Chuan trembled slightly like fear, "Every man you dumped is dead! Every, every... I'm still young, I don't want to die!"

"Really? Did you die?" Matsumoto Ruri blinked sleepily slowly, "So?"

"So, so please get back together with me, Liuli-san!" Ishikawa grabbed her hand firmly, with a frenzied light in his eyes, "As long as you get back together with me, I won't die!"

"Really..." Matsumoto Liuli seemed to be hurt, and frowned, "What does that have to do with me? I'm not interested in you anymore."

"Why, why are you like this, you cold-blooded woman!" Ishi Chuan became agitated, pinching her wrist tightly, with a ferocious expression, his eyes almost popping out, looking rather scary.

"Who was the one who kept saying that he didn't care about the rumors?" Matsumoto Liuli grabbed his hand, but didn't pull it away, and frowned in dissatisfaction for a while, "It's just a split, why make it so ugly? ?”

"It's not just about breaking up, it's about life, you Fu Jiang!" Shi Chuan grimaced.

Matsumoto Liuli only felt a blur in front of her eyes, and then loosened her wrist.Shi Chuan was screamed by someone twisting his arms, a strong smell of blood rushed to his face, and a cold male voice sounded, "Have you degenerated to the point where even this kind of man can't handle it?"

After shaking to stand still, Matsumoto Ruri slowly rubbed her wrist, raised her eyelids, "Ah...it's you, Kakashi."

The man in Anbu uniform and wearing a mask pushed Ishikawa, watched him run away in a hurry, and then looked back at her, "You can't call him by his real name."

Slowly blinking, Matsumoto Ruri said, "Ah...it's you, Scarecrow."

This is obviously the same pronunciation, right?

Sighing, Hatake Kakashi walked up to her, "Where's the key?"

"The key?" Matsumoto Liuli took two steps back and stumbled, and fell down on the steps. She looked at him in a daze, and said after a while, "The key is gone."

"Missing?" Hatake Kakashi looked at her speechlessly, "Did you lose it in the tavern?"

"I don't know." Matsumoto Ruri yawned and slowly closed his eyes.

"Don't sleep," Hatake Kakashi squatted in front of her, "Is that kid not at home?"

As soon as the voice fell, footsteps sounded on the stairs, followed by a soft child's voice, "Are you back?"

Matsumoto Ruri struggled to open her eyes, put her hands on the back steps, looked up at the little blond boy standing at the corner of the stairs with a sleepy face and rubbing his eyes, and nodded at Kakashi, "Isn't it?"

"Since he's at home, hurry up..." Hatake Kakashi fell to the ground with a "plop" before he finished speaking.

Blinking, Matsumoto Liuli said, "Hey, brat, go get a bowl of water."

"Oh, okay." Naruto Uzumaki obediently went home and brought out a bowl of water for her.

"Tsk, it's such a serious injury and I'm in the mood to meddle in my own business." Matsumoto Ruri turned Hatake Kakashi over with difficulty, checked the injury on his shoulder, and then reached out to stroke the water in the bowl.The chakra lights up, and the water followed her to come directly above Hatake Kakashi's face, gathering into a water polo shape ready to move.

With a "snap", Matsumoto Ruri's wrist was grabbed, she shook, and the water polo instantly fell apart and splashed Kakashi Hatake's face.

"..." Hatake Kakashi, who failed to be handsome, wiped his face and sat up, grabbed her wrist and insisted on speaking lines, "Didn't it mean that the damaged meridian can no longer use chakra?"

"It's just that I can't fight anymore. This kind of low-intensity application is still fine." Matsumoto Ruri shook the wrist he was holding, "It hurts."

Kakashi Hatake was stunned for a moment, then let go of his hand, and saw that Matsumoto Ruri's wrist was already bruised, was it pinched by that Ishikawa just now?

Matsumoto Ruri withdrew her hand and rubbed it slowly, and said to him, "Since you're awake, go to the hospital immediately."

"You are really indifferent now." Hatake Kakashi sighed.

"Is this about you, 'Cold-Blooded Kakashi'?"

"To each other, Fu Jiang of snakes and scorpions."

"At least 'Fu Jiang' has a layer of beauty in it." Matsumoto Liuli smiled lazily, childishly as if she had won.

"...don't argue with you, I'm leaving."

"Go, go, don't die on the road."

Watching Hatake Kakashi leave, Matsumoto Ruri was stunned for a while, and then heard Uzumaki Naruto standing on the stairs saying, "What, it's so cold outside, let's go back?"

I don't know where this strange oral habit came from, is it natural?Matsumoto Ruri glanced at him, stood up, and walked up the stairs with the help of the wall.

"Did you go out to drink again today? Didn't you get troubled by strange men? Can't you tell me in advance before you go out to drink next time? It made me hungry again at night..." Uzumaki Naruto followed behind her , complaining in a childish voice.

"Ah, I'm so sorry, don't you have instant noodles at home?" Matsumoto Ruri responded lazily without sincerity.

"No! Yes! Yes!" Uzumaki Naruto shouted at her, "I told you yesterday that there is no more, right? You forgot to buy it again!"

"Ah, it's so noisy." Matsumoto Ruri silently covered her ears.

"Really, I've never seen such an irresponsible adult like you!" Uzumaki Naruto glared at her angrily.

"Responsibility? Huh." Matsumoto Liuli showed a mocking expression and snorted disdainfully.

The author has something to say: Fu Jiang means femme fatale

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