[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

When Alida went back, she also took Steve's motorcycle. After getting off the car, she took off the jacket and returned it to him, but she didn't turn around and leave immediately, but stood in front of him and looked at him.

The smile in Alida's bright eyes was almost overflowing, the glamorous girl at this time was a little less charming than usual, but a little more coquettish.

"Nice to meet you today."

Alida chuckled and looked at Steve, "Steve."

"Me too."

"Then I'll go first?"

Steve looked at the girl in front of him, and he didn't know why such occasions always gave him the feeling that the young lovers were reluctant to part.

Steve is not slow, he is not unaware of what is wrong with him today, but there is always a magic power in Alida, which makes people involuntarily get close to her and makes everything logical.

"En." Steve responded, but in fact he was a little bit reluctant, after all, getting along with Alida was indeed very pleasant.

But thinking of having her cell phone number stored in his cell phone, Steve's reluctance eased a bit.

After all, there will be a next meeting.

"Go in first, I'll leave later."

Hearing this, Alida couldn't help but glanced at Steve, her sweetheart was sweet, but she was really dumb: "Other than that?"

"What?" Steve was taken aback when he heard this, what else?

Alida stretched out her fingers and ticked Steve, beckoning him to come over, and then leaned over to him before he could react.

Steve was so nervous that he couldn't help holding his breath when he watched Alida approaching, he knew what she wanted to do, but he was so stiff that he could only stay where he was, her soft lips kissed his On the cheek, I don't know if it was his illusion, her lips gently wiped the corners of his lips dry.

At this moment, Steve's heart was beating incredibly fast, and by the time he realized it, the pretty girl in front of him had long since disappeared.

Alida carried a big bag upstairs, walked briskly, and even hummed happily. Although Alida was beautiful, she never relied on this to wait for someone she liked to pursue. The principle is to go if you feel right. As for whether she will suffer or not, anyway, she has never suffered any disadvantages when she grows up.

If it wasn't for the fact that Steve was very suitable for her taste in terms of appearance and figure, Alida probably would have pulled people into the hotel by now and had a 419.

...Suddenly, it feels like Tony's opening money can be transferred to Alida.

It's just that Alida's good mood only lasted until she entered the house. When she came out of the elevator, she still had a happy smile on her face. After pressing the code to open the door, her expression froze.

"Wow, did I go to the wrong house?"

Alida took a step back and closed the door. Seeing this, Deadpool in the living room yelled in fright: "Oh my god, is my sweetheart scared stupid?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, the man sitting opposite him sneered, and put out the cigar in his mouth. Unlike the densely dressed Deadpool, he only wore a white racer-back vest and a pair of shirts in winter. The jeans perfectly showed the muscles on his arms.

Also different from Deadpool who always loves to scream like a girl, this man exudes a strong masculinity, a simple sentence——

That is, this man is really too manly!

Oh, but the slight arching like two cat ears made him feel a little more cute for no reason.

Hearing his sneer, Deadpool, who didn't match the man's horoscope, couldn't help but glanced at him, and said, "Why are you laughing? Don't put out the cigar if you have the ability."

Aren't you afraid that Sweetheart will say that he pollutes the air?

The man snorted and didn't argue with him. As for whether he was too lazy to argue with him or he was hit and had nothing to say, only he knew.

During the short period when Deadpool and the others were talking, Alida, who had been frightened, had already glanced at the door number outside, and then re-entered the password to open the door. While entering, she murmured in her heart that she must have opened the door in the wrong way. After opening the door...

"Wade Wilson!!!"

"James Howlett!!!"

"Gofuck yourself!!!"

Looking at the living room that had been maliciously damaged, Alida was so angry that she almost went crazy. The good mood she had maintained for most of the day disappeared without a trace. Waiter and Wolverine, she laughed angrily, "Tell me! Who will do it first!?"

Deadpool and Wolverine looked at each other when they heard the words, and then quickly pointed at each other.

"Fuck you! Obviously you did it first!" Deadpool yelled, Wolverine sneered, "Whoever does it first is a bastard!"

"That must be you." Deadpool said triumphantly, "I just moved my mouth first."

"Doesn't mental attack count!?"

"Ha, moving your mouth and moving your hands mean two things, do you understand?"

Seeing the two quarreling, Alida wasn't surprised at all. After all, the two have known each other since the beginning, but...

"Did I ever say that even if you want to overthrow each other, don't destroy my things?"

Thinking of how Deadpool and Wolverine smashed her Mercedes-Benz slsamg gullwing sports car into scrap iron when they met for the first time, to be honest, Alida wanted to beat them both to death at that time— —

She just bought that bastard's car, okay?

Well, it seems that Wolverine is a handsome guy, but Alida also made it clear to them that next time they fight if it involves an innocent person like her, then she will not be so easy to talk to.

When Deadpool heard Alida's words, he couldn't help but blinked, with an innocent look on his face: "...Uh, it seems like I said that?"

With that said, Deadpool turned his head and glanced at Wolverine, "Hey, did my Hani say such a thing?"

"What are you looking at me for?" Wolverine clicked his tongue, wanting to pick up the cigar again, but he took a look at Alida who was about to erupt, and resisted the urge.

"Oh, I forgot." Deadpool said, "Your brain is not working."

Wolverine retorted, "Sounds like your brain is working."

"Wow, are you provoking my brain? Little Wolverine!" Deadpool pulled out his two knives, "Come on, don't say that brother bullies the elderly, if you have the ability to fight, whoever loses will win the big fight." Cut the chicken off."

"Oh, I'm a big dick and you're a small dick."

Wolverine's personality has always been rough. Hearing Deadpool's sleazy tone and provocative words, it would be strange if he didn't get angry. With a bang, the vajra claws came out from the flesh.

Seeing Deadpool and Wolverine who were going to do it together, Alida took two deep breaths silently, and complained silently in her heart: My God, why did she know Deadpool and Wolverine at the same time?When they come together, it's a disaster, right?

After all, one of them is immortal and the other has self-healing ability, so there is no need to worry about fighting, okay?

Thinking about what Wolverine said before that he and Deadpool once had a fight in a rich second-generation castle, and the owner was so angry that he almost blacklisted them, Alida suddenly felt that she was the same as the stupid son of the landlord's family. A little sympathetic.

Charles Landlord's Silly Son Xavier:  …

After Alida took a deep breath, she silently drew out two cards. Deadpool and Wolverine, who were about to make a move, turned their heads and looked over as if they were aware of it. They saw her holding the cards in their hands and smiling at them.

"Do not."

"Come on! Harney!"

Alida directly threw the cards out, and after they disappeared out of thin air, two Q-version three-headed Deadpool and Little Wolverine appeared out of thin air.

Little Deadpool directly spun 180 degrees in mid-air, and then landed steadily, while little Wolverine rolled on the ground after landing, and then knelt down on one knee like a wolf cub, with sharp eyes flashing on his small hands. His vajra claws touched the ground, as if he was about to jump out to hunt in the next second, looking cute and fierce.

"Oh! No!"

"Oh my God!"

The reactions of Wolverine and Deadpool were almost the same, they collapsed to the point of crying. Deadpool just said today that he should not let him see Little Deadpool again for at least a month, but he was slapped in the face at night.

And the reason why Wolverine is going to collapse is because...

This little Wolverine is the same as him except for his hairstyle and diamond claws!

How does he look like him all over! ?

Wolverine: Strong Muscle√

Little Wolverine: soft muscles√

Wolverine (growling): ...Whatthefuck?Is it soft or muscle?

Wolverine: Body like a fitness trainer√

Little Wolverine: Michelin tire-like figure√

Little Wolverine (grievance): ...not so fat qwq

Wolverine: male hormone burst√

Little Wolverine: The whole body seems to be overflowing with milky fragrance√

Wolverine & Little Wolverine (disgusting): ...has he quit breastfeeding? He must have not bathed for a long time.

So it’s not just Wolverine who collapses when he sees Little Wolverine, but the Q version also collapses when he sees the live-action version qwq

Deadpool glanced at Little Deadpool, then at Wolverine and Little Wolverine who were staring at each other...

puff!

Pfft hahaha!

How to do! ?

I feel that Wolverine is much worse than him!

Seeing Deadpool who was still thinking about making fun of Wolverine, Alida glanced at him silently, then reached out and touched the little Deadpool's head, and said, "Let's go, take your dad to wash his brain."

"Okay." Little Deadpool nodded obediently to Alida, and walked up to Deadpool who couldn't straighten up with a smile, "Let's go, Dad, let's continue today."

Deadpool: ...Damn it must be a fake son qwq

I don’t know if the Q version characters like Alida have an ability called—the real version can’t refuse, and I don’t know why every time I meet this silly son, it’s like meeting a nemesis.

While being dragged away by the little Deadpool, Deadpool turned his head to look at Alida, trying to use his handsome beauty to soften her heart.

And Alida gave Deadpool a particularly cold deadpan.

Deadpool: …… Hani doesn’t love me anymore qwq

"Dad, do you know what the socialist core values ​​proposed by the Party Central Committee are?" Little Deadpool pulled Deadpool into the small black room (storage room), looked at him very seriously and asked.

Deadpool: ... Son, what did you learn when your mother took you to China?

"Come on, read after me." Little Deadpool put his hands behind his back and read very seriously, "Fu Qiang."

Deadpool: ... Son, are you poisoned?

"Fuqiang."

"..."

"Fuqiang."

"Well, well, rich and strong."

Little Deadpool nodded silently, and said, "Democracy."

"..."

"democracy."

"democracy qwq"

"civilization."

"civilization."

……

On the other side, the atmosphere between Wolverine and Little Wolverine was not good. Alida pushed Little Wolverine in front of Wolverine: "Go, your dad misses you."

Little Wolverine: ... qwq lied to the nest, his expression clearly wanted to eat the nest.

Wolverine looked at the teary-eyed little Wolverine, and suddenly felt a stomachache. Even if he wasn't his own son, don't act like a sissy jerk on top of his highly similar Q version, okay?

Seeing that Alida left without them, Little Wolverine could only silently turn his head to look at Wolverine, met his ferocious look, and flattened his mouth: "Poppa."

Pa what pa?

I'm afraid of you!

Wolverine said coolly: "I'm not your father!"

Little Wolverine was also very wronged: "I don't want a son like you either qwq"

Simply hilarious!

He doesn't have to choose qwq