[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

After talking to Laura, Alida looked at the usual green-haired clown dressed in a purple suit, and frowned slightly: "I thought you should find a place to hide now?"

To be honest, even though Alida is usually so promiscuous, she always plays against you frequently, but she still has a little concern. She is like a clown, who is obviously just an ordinary person without superpowers, but she is so promiscuous. fly up.

Alida said that this is the first time she has seen such a coquettish villain.

The clown who didn't know that he was covered with the adjective "coquettish" by Alida heard her, immediately smiled and glanced at the beautiful girl, and then said: "Beauty, you only stayed in Gotham for a few days. I wish I could stay with you every day, why would I want to avoid you?"

Alida: ... staring at this heavily made-up face and saying such words, do you think you can seduce her?

Alida from Zhen Yangou said, no matter how ambiguous your words are, ugly is ugly orz

The ugly man who has always relied on his IQ and not on his appearance is destined to stumble with Alida, because after he finished saying this, the beautiful and beautiful girl said frankly: "Ugly rejects."

Hearing Alida's words, the clown glanced at her silently, thinking that when the two met for the first time, he had heard her say this to him, and now he said it again...

This made Mr. Chou, who had never had any opinion on his outfit but liked it very much, had to consider whether he had to wash his face in front of Alida and let her take a look. He was called a clown, but it didn't mean he was really ugly?

Of course, this unreliable idea flashed through the clown's mind quickly, and it disappeared quickly. After all, the clown who always relied on his brain felt that he had stumbled on the awkward dance. It is impossible to do it again (hard to say XD).

"Beauty, your words really hurt people like sharp arrows." The clown said to Alida sadly, his eyes moved from Alida to little Laura, seeing her being attacked by the beautiful girl Covering his mouth and still staring at him fiercely, the clown couldn't help but smile a little, "Isn't this the little wolf girl?"

The clown's eyes were like X-rays, and he scanned the little wolf girl several times, which made the already sensitive Laura unable to restrain the fierceness in her bones. You must know that after she was caught by the clown, Although he wasn't mad enough to abuse her, just locking her up with the shackles that restrained mutants was enough for Laura to remember him deeply.

"Beauty, it seems that you are good at teaching children. I thought this little wolf girl would show her paws when she saw me."

Although the clown is just an ordinary person, according to his and Laura's strength, it seems impossible for him to catch her successfully, but I'm sorry, the clown did it. After all, there is no superpower comparable to Laura. But he has a keen insight into people's hearts and a very high IQ.

When the clown appeared in front of little Laura back then, the little wolf girl showed her paws at him again and again. That fierce appearance really made people want to chop off her paws.

Probably the clown's sinister eyes were too obvious, which made the little wolf girl hate him more and more, if it wasn't because she still remembered that Alida had been instilling in her these days not to be in public easily (Laura's understanding: as long as If there are people you don't know, even if you show your diamond claws in public), the little girl may not be able to restrain herself now.

However, although the little wolf girl is restrained now, the hostility and vigilance towards the clown in her heart has not weakened by a single bit——

Laura always remembered that it was the man in front of her who locked her in shackles! ! !

"I'm really good at teaching children." Alida heard the clown's words, and didn't care whether there was any so-called irony in his words. She smiled at him, and put the little wolf girl in her arms , drew a card in one hand, and then smiled at the clown, "Do you want to see what the Q version of the clown I taught looks like?"

As soon as Alida finished speaking, without giving the clown any chance to react, she just flicked it out, the card exploded silently, and a three-headed mini clown dressed exactly like the clown appeared in front of the clown out of thin air.

To be honest, the clown is really very curious about Alida's abilities. Of course, he is even more curious about whether the card of the beautiful girl has his Q version, so now seeing the mini clown, the clown can't help but Pulled out a smile, wow haha ​​laughed "Beauty, is this my Q version?"

According to the clown's situation, he never thought that he would have any sons or daughters. Of course, he didn't plan to have any, but this didn't mean that he didn't have the slightest curiosity about the Q version that was exactly like himself.

Alida: ...Wait, what does this reaction of being a father mean?

"It's really perfect." The clown squatted down in front of the mini-clown, looking up at the mini-clown who was exactly like him, with the same green hair, the same purple suit, the same ghost-like makeup on his face, and two eyes. Dao scar.

To be honest, putting the same dress on a clown will give people a sense of oppression and fear, but putting it on a miniature clown, it lacks such a meaning, on the contrary, it is because his eyes are not as good as those of a clown. That kind of madness and persistence, and it looks a bit cute and cute.

To be honest, although Alida was surprised by the reaction of the clown, it is not too outrageous. After all, there are indeed many prototypes who express their love for their Q version, but Alida never expected that the next second The clown told her that he wanted to take the mini clown away.

Alida: ...Wait, so what do you mean?

The glamorous girl looked at the clown speechlessly, wondering if he had lost his mind?What is their relationship?She is very sorry for him for not killing him because of Bruce, okay?Now he actually has the face to tell him that he wants to take Mini Ugly away?

Alida: ... Hehe, baby, why don't you go to heaven?

Alida, who couldn't understand the clown's brain circuit at all, only rolled her eyes to express her attitude towards his question. She glanced at the mini clown who had been standing there silently since she was summoned, and then faked to the clown. With a laugh, he said, "Want to take Mini Ugly away? You can ask his opinion. If he is willing, I'm sure I have no objection."

Hearing what Alida said, the clown knew that she was quite sure that the mini-clown would not leave with him, and in fact it was true. Hearing what Alida said, the mini-clown replied to the clown: "Fuck off!" !"

go with him?

Are you kidding me?

Mini Chou thought secretly in his heart, he is determined to become a red scarf, how could he hang out with the clown?

what?

You say the clown is his prototype?

He should have a complete sense of intimacy with him, right?

Mini Ugly said, you see, the little Magneto always hates Magneto, and the little Rocky is so stingy that he doesn't even give his scepter to the evil god Loki, etc. You know, no one stipulates that the Q version must be close to the prototype.

Hearing Mini Chou's answer, the Clown narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at him, then smiled sinisterly: "Little guy, you are not as attractive as Beauty at all."

"It sounds like you're very likable." Mini Ugly snapped back without fear at all, "If it wasn't because of you being so bad, why wouldn't Little Bat Boy like me?"

Thinking of how every time I was in the same frame with Little Bat Boy, he would always avoid him, and Mini Chou expressed his kindness qwq

Blame the clown for being a badass qwq

Little Bat Boy: ...the reason why he shuns him is simply because he is too clingy.

Alida, who knew the truth, couldn't help coughing lightly when she heard Mini Chou's words, thinking that the clown, who was blamed for Little Laura's black hole stomach last time, is now doing it again because of her and the little Batboy. White lie” and once again took the blame.

After all, no matter whether those Q version prototypes are superheroes or super villains, to be honest, from the moment they are activated, they have nothing to do with the good and evil of the prototypes, after all, they have no prototype experience And memory, most of their three views are similar to Alida, so there is no Q version that rejects him because the prototype of the Q version is good or bad.

Alas.

However, regarding the fact that the clown was once again being blamed, Alida said: ...it should be!

Anyway, the clown has done so many bad things, it shouldn’t be a problem to take the blame a few more times orz

Of course the clown doesn't know what Alida is thinking, let alone what the so-called truth is. Hearing the words of the little clown, he couldn't help but think of what happened when he first met the little Batboy. He narrowed his eyes slightly He took a look at Mini Ugly in front of him: "Little guy, I don't think you have tried the feeling of having two scars on your face, have you?"

Looking at the knife drawn by the clown, the mini-clown is not afraid at all. As an ordinary person who has inherited the prototype IQ and has no superpowers, the mini-clown's handling style is quite similar to the clown in some respects. For example, now——

"Wow, hold the knife in your hand, don't be nervous, I will be very careful."

Mini Ugly opened his little purple suit, and a row of bombs was tied to his body, and the end of the wire that triggered the fuse was tied to his white and tender fingers. With a light pull, the bombs tied to his body instantly It just exploded.

Alida: ... This scene seems familiar.

Clown: ...Why does it make people feel so uncomfortable when the same trick is used on him?