[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

Hearing Alida's words, the clown's face suddenly darkened. He stared at the beautiful girl in front of him for a long time. It is undeniable that the woman in front of him is indeed very beautiful. Of course, if it is only beautiful, The clown doesn't take it seriously, after all, there are plenty of good-looking women in the world.

But Alida White is not only beautiful, of course, what the clown is not looking for is her strength and magical summoning ability, but more importantly, her character that is both good and evil.

The Joker himself is a very evil person, why is he targeting Batman so much?Isn't it because he thinks his life is too hypocritical?Batman thinks that the criminals in Gotham City are all sick, so they are all sent to Arkham Asylum, but in Joker's view, it is Batman who is really sick.

The depravity of Gotham City follows the trend, but why does Batman want to act as the savior?It's funny, he'd love to be the savior, but would they be happy to be saved by him?

So the Joker thinks that Arkham Asylum should reserve a bed for Batman, after all, he is the one who can't see reality clearly.

As for Alida, the clown doesn't think he is targeting her, mainly because Alida is different from Batman, he thinks Batman is hypocritical, but Alida is real, it's just her truth and him (Joker) Not the same, she hasn't really released her nature yet.

The clown has never believed that there are so-called people who are both good and evil, nor do they think that people who walk in the gray area can go on forever. Alida belongs to the dark, and Gotham City is her best stage.

It's just Alida's mouth...

The clown suddenly smiled at Alida: "Beauty, your little mouth is so damn charming."

It makes people love it and hate it.

Alida: ... Ha ha, it's really funny, what makes her charming is not only her mouth?She's so charming all over, isn't she?

"Did you do it on purpose?" Alida squinted her eyes slightly at the clown, and said, "Tell me, why did you go to such lengths to lure me to Gotham?"

At first, Alida didn't guess that this was the clown's conspiracy, but thought it was such a coincidence that this task would have something to do with the clown, but after the time passed, Alida realized——

Maybe this is just a plot by the clown.

After all, if a child is lost, even if the child is not an ordinary child, and the person who catches her is not an ordinary person, it is impossible to find Alida, after all, she is not a professional looking for children.

Why did Alida take this task?The reason is very simple, that is because X-23 was captured by the clown, this is the main point, so she guessed at once that this matter must have been set up by the clown.

Hearing Alida's words, the clown wasn't surprised at all, after all, in his impression, if Alida was a fool, then it wasn't worth his thinking about it for so long.

Oh, the clown will never admit that there is a reason why Alida was the first woman who dared to play the Divine Comedy for him.

"Since you already know that this is my conspiracy, how dare you come to Gotham?" The clown looked at Alida with a smile and said, "Beauty, that's why I really like you more and more."

The clown loves the naturally restless and adventurous character. If life is ordinary every day, what fun is there in living?

"It's impossible for you to lure me to Gotham just to get revenge on me, right?" Alida gave the clown a strange look, not paying attention to his "show of love" at all, after all...

How can you make a Yangou "hard" against the clown's messy painted face?

Alida: ...Anyway, she can't do it.

"Then what do you think I am for?" The clown did not answer Alida's question directly, but threw the question back to her.

"you……"

Alida looked at the clown suspiciously. To be honest, she really couldn’t guess it. It’s not that her IQ is not enough. It’s all because the clown is not a normal person. Although Alida’s three views are not right, her thinking is still normal. , you let a normal person guess a crazy idea, isn't it embarrassing.

But, as a face dog, Alida has always been slanted. Since she can't use common sense to infer the purpose of the clown's actions, then she doesn't need to use common sense to speculate, but to open her mind.

It's impossible for the Joker to simply take revenge on her, so why did he go to such lengths to lure her to Gotham City?

"I reject!"

Alida said categorically, just hearing her words, the clown, who is so smart and able to control people's hearts freely, couldn't help being taken aback, she refused?refuse what?

The clown looked at Alida, and suddenly thought of the conversation between the two when they first met. Immediately, he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. Seeing Alida so confident, he really wanted to ask, what about your face? ?

How does the clown interpret Alida's "I refuse"?Thinking of the conversation between the two when they first met and Alida's character, her meaning is already obvious, that is, she thought he liked her, and she categorically rejected his "show of love" because of the attributes of Yangou.

If Alida knew what the clown was thinking, she would definitely tell him that his personality has collapsed since the day he danced, okay?

"Gotham is so boring recently, it's like a pool of stagnant water." The clown decided that he should not follow Alida's way of thinking, otherwise it would be easy to get himself trapped in the maze and unable to get out.

Hearing what the clown said, the corners of Alida's mouth couldn't help twitching. If she remembers correctly, the crime rate in Gotham City has dropped a lot recently, right?Not only has it been reported, but the news has also highlighted the praise, okay?

But yes, after all, the clown is not a decent person, so the crime rate is low. It is not a happy thing for the clown. Probably the only people who are happy are the police in Gotham City and Gotham people who want to live a peaceful life. .

Oh, Bruce must be very happy, otherwise he wouldn't have so much time to get on with Clark.

"So I have to have some fun." The clown grinned, approached Alida, and said, "Beauty, I think we can definitely have some fun together."

Alida: ... If Loki or Eric the Magneto said this to her, then she would think he was flirting with her, but if the clown himself said such words to her, then she Really listen to it as a sentence.

After all, the value of the face is there.

what?

You said the clown still looks good after washing his face?

Alida: ...But he is wearing makeup, what can she do?

"No." Alida looked at the clown speechlessly, "What does it matter to me that you want to have fun? Are you bored and lured me to Gotham? You should know that the reason I am willing to take the bait is to be with you Settle the bill and get back the place, shall we?"

"Whysoserious? (Why so serious?)" The clown said slowly, "Come on, come with me, Smile:)"

Alida: ...Don't force her to fight mentally retarded.

It could be seen that Alida was impatient, the clown still smiled exaggeratedly, and said, "Although it was designed by me, if you bring the X-23 back, you can still get the commission."

"So you're telling me to take X-23 back from your hand?"

"No, no, no, no." The clown shook his head at Alida, and said, "Beauty, what's our relationship? If you want that X-23, I'll give it to you."

Alida looked at the clown, who gave a strange smile, "Don't look at me like that, although I am willing to give you X-23, it depends on whether you choose to save her."

Alida couldn't help frowning slightly when she heard what the clown said. Of course, she could guess that the clown couldn't hand him over so easily, but what he said...

"There is a bomb buried in the downtown shopping mall of the Wayne Group, and X-23 is also strapped with a bomb. When I press the button at the same time, if you don't disarm the bomb within the specified time, you will... boom!"

The clown made an explosive gesture, and then he laughed nervously, "I know you can summon the Q version, so I have already planted enough bombs in the shopping malls in the city center, as for the X-23... "

"If you don't save her yourself, as soon as someone gets close to her, the bomb will explode."

Hearing the clown's words, Alida couldn't help but sneer, this kind of choice can't be more unpleasant, can it?She said, "Aren't you afraid that I won't save either side?"

"Would you do it? Beauty." The clown said, "If it was the last time, you might have, but now...haven't you already got involved with the US government?"

"Think about the Sentinel's turmoil is not over yet, what do you think will happen if something that you are desperate to save breaks out now?"

Alida's face turned cold. No one likes to be threatened. She looked at the clown and said, "Do you know what I want to do now?"

Without waiting for the clown to open his mouth, Alida grabbed his collar and bent his knee suddenly, hitting his lower abdomen directly. Seeing his changed face, the beautiful girl said, "My dear, you have to know, I'm not Batman."

Batman sticks to the principle of not killing people, but Alida has no such scruples.

"Hahahaha!" After being attacked by Alida in this way, the clown was not angry, but couldn't help laughing out loud, "Of course I know you're not Batman, Beauty, if you were Batman, it would be so boring .”

Gotham only needs one Batman.

"According to the number, Beauty, you should save the people in the shopping mall, but..." The clown lowered his voice and said to Alida, "What if I say that this X-23 is the daughter of Wolverine?"

Alida's face froze.

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Alida: ...I went to Logan to have a daughter! ?

Logan: ...I only have a son! ?