[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

"It's just taking in a handyman, what does it matter?"

"..."

"Huh? It doesn't matter whether I want to play with you or not."

"..."

"Oh, I'm already very old, so don't bother my old arms and legs, okay? Your place is too far away, I can't walk..."

"..."

"Holy shit, your place is not far away... Even if you say that, it's still far away..."

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"What? Early???!!"

Chu Tian, ​​who was sweeping the floor silently outside, was scared away by the extremely excited "advanced" broom in his hand.He silently picked it up and turned his head to look at the figure covered by the curtain.

Originally lazily lying on the bed and making a phone call... Um, I don't know if it can be called a phone call.In short, A Gu, who was lying on the bed like a boneless person, is now excited...

... from walking to sitting!

Sitting on the bed, she seemed to be very shocked, and she was yelling loudly: "What the hell? You want to hold the Yaochi Banquet in advance? I'll go, Xiaoxi, don't be joking. Do it in advance, are your peaches ripe?"

The person on the other end said something, which caused A Gu to show that eccentric tone again: "Okay, you are in charge of Yao Chi, and you can do it anytime. Yes, yes, yes, I don't care."

Yaochi Banquet...

It's not the Yaochi Banquet I thought of, is it?

Chu Tian thought silently in his heart, and couldn't help pricking up his ears to continue eavesdropping.

The person on the other end seemed to say something, and A Gu's tone softened, as if he was coaxing the child: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't hurt you. Okay, Xiaoxi, don't cry. Okay, okay , ahead of time."

To be honest, it was the first time Chutian saw this girl compromise like this.So he was very curious about the person who talked to A Gu.He had a guess in his mind, but he wasn't sure.Because it was too exciting, he couldn't help holding the broom in his hand.Ignoring moral standards, I leaned closer to the curtain to hear more.

Probably because A Gu's compromise has had an effect, the two sides seem to have no more disputes.A Gu's mood seemed to have improved a lot, and he talked a lot with that person named Xiaoxi with a smile, and finally he seemed unable to bear the other person's coquettish behavior, and agreed to many requests from the other person.

After a while, there was no sound in the room.Chu Tian was quick-witted, rushed back to the original place, and lowered his head to pretend that I was working hard.

For a moment, A Gu lifted the curtain from the inside and saw Chu Tian looking like a quail, with a smile on his lips: "Did you hear that?"

Chu Tian shook his head like a rattle, "No, I didn't hear anything."

"Oh, I didn't hear that." A Gu shrugged, "Then I won't take you to the Peach Blossom Club."

Chu Tian's eyes widened, and he took a deep breath.Stuttering: "Pan...Pan...Pan..."

Seeing how he was about to twitch, Agu clicked his tongue in disgust, and helped him complete: "Yes, Pantaohui."

Honest · Newly released · Miscellaneous · Chu Ertian has really passed.

A Gu stepped over his corpse very calmly, knocked on the tree trunk in hand, and ordered: "Throw this pile of garbage out for me."

Where can I throw it out?Chu Tian snatched the corpse from the ground neatly, his eyes were still full of disbelief, feeling like a dream: "The Pantao Club? Fuck, can someone at my level also go?"

"Hey, you're quite self-aware." A Gu mocked habitually.

It really wasn't that Chutian didn't have confidence, after all, there were historical records, right?As the leader of the Heavenly Palace, Sun Wukong, a liberal, was never invited to the Pantao Festival. Thinking of his dissatisfaction with unfair treatment for a long time, he broke out in silence.Neatly set aside the half-prepared banquet, and then ran away.

In short, not giving peaches to monkeys is also the main reason for a series of tragedies later.Here, a second of silence is observed for the male god of childhood.

But from this incident, it also gave Chu Tian, ​​who was still very young and watching TV dramas at that time, a ignorant concept of class for the first time.This level of banquet is definitely not my turn.

"You know that you can't go because you read Journey to the West, right?"

"That's right, who among the children in China hasn't read "Journey to the West"?"

A Gu rubbed his chin and laughed: "This book is quite interesting, half-truths and half-false records are still quite satisfactory."

Chu Tian was stunned and became more and more excited, "That means the things in "Journey to the West" are all true!"

"It's all half-truth and half-false." A Gu waved his hand, unwilling to talk about this topic, squinting and said, "Anyway, you can go to the Pantao Club. Even if others don't let you go, huh... "

She snorted: "It's going up nine days, and going down to Kyushu. If you want to follow me, you can't go anywhere."

Chu Tian knelt down for A Gu's father, and Chu Tian decided to hug A Gu's father's thigh and make it a soft and obedient leg hair on her leg.

He was full of energy in an instant, as if he had taken medicine, and he was so excited that he couldn't control himself.Thinking about when I first became a fairy, it seemed that my future was gloomy, but in fact it was bright.Originally, he couldn't survive, but now he was able to go to the real and legendary Peach Club!The superior treats him well!Maybe, I am the hero in the novel!

Chu Tian was overjoyed, all the joy, excitement and excitement were written on his face.A Gu looked at him with distaste, feeling subtly unhappy.I always feel that this kid has been a little too complacent recently, and he looks too unworthy of a beating.If you don't pour some cold water on him, wouldn't this idiot child know nothing about the sky and the earth?

Thinking of this, A Gu squinted at Chu Tian and smiled.

Chu Tian was still immersed in joy, completely unaware of what this smile meant.But if he still has a little bit of vigilance that is usually cautious and alert to animals at the bottom of the food chain, he will never think that A Gu is congratulating him, and he will never return a smile to her foolishly.

So, without any suspense, A Gu showed her fangs!

"By the way, it's a banquet after all, so you should dress more formally. You don't want to go like this, do you?" A Gu nodded to Chu Tian's clothes.

Chu Tian looked down, yes, he was still dressed in the same outfit that Cheng Xian always waited for him.If it wasn't for the fact that he possessed magic spells and it was convenient to dry, Chu Tian didn't have any clothes to change after taking a shower these days.

Mentioning this, A Gu's complexion changed, he immediately pinched his nose, and said in a low voice, "You haven't showered for many days, have you?"

Chu Tian blushed and shouted, "I've washed it!"

A Gu let out an "oh", but his sharp intuition told Chu Tian: she didn't believe it.

Chu Tian was extremely aggrieved.

But this is indeed a problem. When others treat guests to dinner, you can't go there in a sloppy manner.Although Chutian felt that he was very clean, but when A Gu looked at him with distasteful eyes, he felt that he had a taste.

Although now he has a place to stay, but that person, Gu, kindly helped.If there is anything in the future, he will still be a vagrant.People must be self-motivated, and they can't do odd jobs for a lifetime.

In his free time on weekdays, Chu Tian also wandered around Sanxiandu.No suitable jobs for obtaining spirit stones have been found yet.Although he has the merits of doing miscellaneous work, there is still no way to obtain this hard currency.The current standard of living is food and clothing, and there is no way to obtain higher material and cultural needs for the time being—a well-off life is still far away.

Although, he can continue to ask A Gu for help with a thick skin.But you can't keep bothering the little girl.

Chu Tian looked up at A Gu, A Gu stretched out his hand and said, "Don't look at me, my pocket is cleaner than my face."

Yes, this man is from the privileged class.Although I don't know how special she is, but can it be easy to be in charge of Fengshen?Seeing that she looked at the Loose Immortals with disgust on their faces last time, it can be seen that the sea of ​​immortals she usually sees has gone.They also have no money, the difference between the two is simply heaven and earth.Ah Gu has no money, that's because she doesn't need money.

Fortunately, A Gu didn't ask "What is a spirit stone?" The question of why not eat minced meat.

Chu Tian was so sad and angry.

Damn, I really want to become so awesome!

"Okay, don't show yourself here," A Gu yawned, interrupting Chu Tian's expression performance, "Landlord, I'm in a good mood today. You can move around freely after finishing your long-term work."

"...today's work is done," Chu Tian said weakly.

"Don't be an eyesore here after you're done. Fix your dress problem early, or I won't take you to eat peaches."

Chu Tian was stumped by eating peaches: "..."

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A Gu was lying in front of the window, watching the stupid big man below pat his head, and after doing a cheering gesture, he raised his feet and walked towards Sanxiandu.Not knowing what to think of, she shook her head.

"It's so pitiful, I was forced to become a fairy."

She snorted, with a very cold light of unknown meaning in her eyes.That was the look of high gods.See through a person's past, present, and future.Watch them struggle on the established path.Then I was very happy to meet a turning point that seemed different.As everyone knows, what awaits ahead is even greater torture.

She clearly said that she was pitiful, but her tone was extremely cold.

As the voice fell, the tree above shook its branches, and a gust of refreshing wind blew.It was as if someone was whispering in the wind, with a tone from ancient times, slow, soft... ruthless.

A Gu propped his head, and smiled lowly: "Yeah... sooner or later... Then what am I going to do with him to the Yaochi Banquet? Have a good meal before going on the road?"

"Haha, it's so funny. They worked so hard to send it up, I didn't even look at it, I was dying of anxiety. Now that there is such a one, do you think they will breathe a sigh of relief?"

She seemed to think of something very funny, knocking on the window frame and laughing.Laughing to a happy place, his foot slipped and rolled off the window frame.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't stand firm." A Gu got up from the ground, patted the dust on his clothes, and waved to the air to signal that he was okay, "Okay, I should go prepare some gifts or something. Xiaoxi didn't treat me just now. I lost my temper a lot. I didn’t mean not to see her. If I were to play with her alone, of course I would go. But there are always annoying people around, what a disappointment.”

The wind in the air was blowing strongly, whistling, as if complaining.

"That's right, don't expose me." A Gu spread his hands out in defeat, "I will calm her down, and I won't let her come and scratch your bark, so feel at ease."

The sound of the wind eased a little, becoming subtly gentle.A Gu narrowed his eyes, and added cunningly: "However, before that, I'm going to touch the fourth princess a few times!"

After finishing speaking, she didn't wait for the wind to get stronger, and plunged into the room, ignoring the world's affairs, and devoted herself to pampering the game console.

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After Chu Tian ran out of the Sanxian Capital that day, crying (?) to ask for resignation, he finally came back here again.However, there is nothing wrong with people here, and it should be very lively.Passers-by... the fairy didn't even look at this hard-working child.

There is permanence in the way of heaven, it does not exist for Yao, and it does not perish for Jie!

It was rare to express my emotions in a cultured manner, and my depressed and panicked mood changed the second time I came.After all, he is the man who is going to the Peach Fair!Thinking of this, Chu Tian felt that he was full of energy.

Just find a second job, earn more spirit stones and buy better clothes.This matter is not difficult!Come on boy, for the delicious peaches!