[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

Classmate Chu Tian set up an ambition in Sanxiandu and said that he wanted to get rid of the fairyland.Surprised that our service five-star fairy often waits for his eyes to come out of the window.He earnestly stopped this young and naive little comrade.

"Chu Xianyou! It's not easy to cultivate immortality. If you do this, you will lose your immortal status. Half your life's hard work was wasted, but think about the nine mysterious thunders that fell on you! It's a loss! This kind of escape from immortality If you are a native, don't talk nonsense!"

These words were also reasonable, but Chu Tian still didn't want to stay here any longer after thinking about it for a while.Although mortals have a short lifespan, birth, old age, illness and death are uncertain.But at least go out boldly, even if you go to the construction site to move bricks, you can still have food.Who would have thought that opportunities in this heavenly realm would be so rare.In the end, I'm going to eat and wait to die, so I have to find a place where I feel comfortable.

Thinking about it this way, Chu Tian became even more determined to get rid of his immortal status.Saying goodbye to the first friend Chang waited for after becoming an immortal, Chu Tian strode forward and went back under the big tree.

He circled under the tree three times like a monkey, and finally remembered that he could still fly.One stepped up the thick and short branches, and mustered up the courage to knock on the door of the wooden house.

Chu Tian vaguely remembered that the three blue birds had said before they left that A Gu would not fall asleep again after waking up this time.

Although this girl who gets up angry has a bad temper, she is not too patient to speak.Chutian stood anxiously at the door for a while.Just as he was about to knock on the door for the second time, the wooden door opened.A pale face with disheveled hair was revealed in that faint crack.

This is exactly the same as the housewives Chu Tian had seen before working as a food delivery person who slept until noon every day and ordered takeaways for three meals a day.Chu Tian, ​​who was still nervous at first, suddenly became less nervous.

The two of them made eye contact in different dimensions for a while, Chu Tian straightened his body, and said, "Hi, I'm here to retire from immortality."

Gu: "..."

Chu Tian: "..."

Gu:? ? ?

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Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

A Gu grabbed a handful of melon seeds, crossed his legs, and thought idly.

She had seen people crying and begging to become immortals, but she didn't remember the kind of people who were crying and begging to be resigned from immortality.

Oh no, actually there are.

The Yunhua girl back then, and her daughter Yang Chan, the Sanshengmu, all knelt in front of her and begged to get rid of her immortality.

only--

"Impossible," A Gu plucked at his ear with his little finger, shattering Chu Tian's fantasy with a blank expression. "If you are on the list of gods, there is no possibility of crossing it off."

"Don't!" classmate Chutian wailed, "I'm just a loose immortal with no sense of existence. I have no family and no school. I will give up such a precious immortal quota to others."

A Gu glanced at him with a half-smile, and said, "You also know that this quota is precious, so don't take it if you don't want it, you are quite generous."

The honest man Chutian was also depressed, squatting on the ground and muttering: "Isn't it okay to be generous. I can eat enough when I am a human being, but I will starve to death when I become a god."

"It won't be so fast. There are still some benefits for becoming a fairy," A Gu counted with his fingers, and then said nonsense, "I have to live for more than 1000 years and then starve to death."

This slot is so cold, Chu Tian didn't find it interesting at all.

No, he finds it meaningless to complain about anything now.

Chu Tian really wanted to get rid of his immortal status.He doesn't care if he is a god or not.Even after going down, it doesn't matter if you don't have any memory about the upper realm.Because Chu Tian has always lived alone, he has no friends, and never had so many enemies like Ye Fan.So when he returned to the human world, he would only start to live a good life again, work hard, and make his whole life better.

So, although you can't be a god, you can't live forever or something.Earning a healthy body does not seem to be a loss.

But who would have thought that this frankly a thief ship would not let it get off after it got on it.

Chu Tian hates it.

Seeing Chu Tian's angry look, A Gu hummed and smiled.She has always been impatient, but this is the first time she has seen this situation, and she thinks it is quite interesting.He pushed open the wooden door and signaled Chu Tian to come in.

The residence of this Immortal Realm household registration administrator is not very special either, it is not as antique as imagined, on the contrary, it has a little bit of everything.Small straw mats, porcelain cups and clay pots, look quite small and fresh.

Signaling Chu Tian to sit down, she touched a pottery cup and said, "I can't refund your immortal status, but if you want to live in the world, you can. Now the heavenly rules are not as strict as before, and it is not impossible for immortals to descend to earth at will." .But, the mortal world is too turbid, and the gods usually come back after a short stay."

Chu Tian gave an ignorant oh, and asked unwillingly: "Is it really not possible? Just cross out my name and it will be fine, the Conferred God List is so smart..."

"You know it very well," A Gu drank his saliva, noncommittal.

Student Chu was a little uneasy by her attitude.She said she couldn't take it off, but her appearance gave people the feeling that there was room for maneuver.This is very depressing.Chu Tian was restless, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Then, that one who has gone through many calamities..."

Seeing his appearance, Ah Gu's round eyes were bent into two crescents, and it was rare for him to smile kindly: "Even if it is a calamity, his immortal status is still preserved. The so-called rewards are paid, and those who experience calamities are generally not ordinary people , The things you do are not ordinary. With great merit, you have paid a lot. So, this person who has experienced a lot of calamities... Well, generally it is more miserable."

A Gu said that he was happy, and raised a finger and said: "For example, Jin Chanzi... the Tang monk you are talking about, he is also considered a calamity. You know that the so-called good people who practiced in the tenth life will end up in the previous nine lives." What is it like?"

Chu Tian was guided by her, subconsciously asked: "How is it?"

The little girl giggled: "It was eaten."

Chu Tian: "..."

"Looking at your aspirations, your wife and children are hot on the bed, so you shouldn't be overwhelmed with going through calamities, right?"

"……Won't."

"That's it," A Gu spread his hands, "Why don't you think about it, and find a pit to wait according to your own category. Although the merits are less, there are still some. Let's practice slowly."

Ever since Chu Tian met A Gu, he knew that this girl was not a good talker.He couldn't comfort people at all, but it made Chu Tian feel more depressed, and he said aggrievedly: "It would be great if I could find my own class."

"Huh? What?" A Gu looked bewildered, "What's wrong with not being able to find a category?"

Chu Tian was dumbfounded, and then he was very sad and angry. He dared to think that this girl didn't know his embarrassment at all, and he thought he was teasing her.

A burst of anger rushed up from the soles of his feet, and was suppressed by him, patiently explaining: "After I finished conferring the gods just now, no one came to take me away. I walked around in Sanxian, and met I often wait until I know about spiritual energy cultivation..."

This long string of words came out and fell in front of the two of them. A Gu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, oh! Oh oh! It's you!"

Chu Tian lost his temper by her words, and sat back sleepily.

As soon as I talked to someone, I turned around and completely forgot about him.But Ah Gu has no psychological burden at all.She rested her cheeks and looked at Chutian curiously, "Why can't I find the category?"

Chu Tian rolled his eyelids, and wanted to say how I knew.

"Impossible, you come here," A Gu waved to Chu Tian.

Chu Tian looked alert, "What are you doing?"

"Tsk, it's pitiful to see that you are unclaimed. Help you find where you belong."

But you act like you are recruiting a pet dog.Chu Tian didn't dare to say this, stood up and moved over.A Gu stretched out his hand and touched Chu Tian's forehead, a golden light flashed.She was a little amused: "Yes, not really."

There are hundreds of schools of Taoism and Buddhism, and the merits and virtues in this world belong to different categories first, and then to individuals.The greater the merit, the more prosperous the natural sect will be.These sects in the lower realm fight together, and naturally the upper realm also fight together.When I meet people who are not from my own sect, I am not very willing to help.

As for how they authenticate each other...

Uh……

By smell? ?

Anyway, Chutian couldn't poke the second chapter, which was extremely difficult.

"I remember you came from cultivation," A Gu said suddenly.

"That's right, but my skills were lost during the tribulation, probably chopped into ashes."

A Gu nodded sympathetically, "Oh, it's also possible, you are so pitiful."

Chu Tian burst into tears: "You don't need to repeat it."

"It doesn't matter if it's chopped into ashes, come here, show your hand, and let me see which one it belongs to."

This little girl's expression is really a bit rich.Seeing how excited she was, Chu Tian felt that he had changed from a pet dog to a juggling monkey on the street.

Chu Tian was full of doubts: "Do you know the various exercises?"

A Gu slapped his legs and rolled his eyelids, "Hey, of course I know it! After all, I have sealed so many gods. I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig run away."

"Oh," Chu Tian nodded, and continued to ask: "Then why didn't you help me recognize it when the Conferred God was over just now, it will save a lot of trouble later."

A Gu opened a pair of dead fish eyes, "... I was annoyed just now, who knows that you have no one to take care of you. Are you still not moving? Not moving, helping you, and talking so much."

This impatient tone is really very kind.Once again, Chu Tian was sure that the little girl was difficult to serve, so he could only swallow his anger and asked unwillingly, "How can I show my hand?"

"Hey, whatever you want, just use the exercises to make a flower and it will come out."

"Oh."

Under A Gu's excited onlookers' eyes, Chu Tianping took a breath, and stretched out his hand, a golden lotus-shaped cloud appeared in his hand.He handed the lotus flower to A Gu, "Here, that's it."

And under the golden light of the cloud and lotus, Chu Tian saw that A Gu's smiling face instantly sank—incomparably angry, incomparably ugly.