[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

All the gods sitting at the banquet knew that something was going to happen when they saw Monkey King appearing.

If it is said that since the beginning of the world, the only one who can offend the Queen Mother of the West so thoroughly is probably the Monkey King, the great sage who is not afraid of heaven and earth.

People who overthrow old and corrupt rules are always impressive.It's like everyone knows that Sun Wukong once escorted Tang Seng to learn scriptures, and after ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, he achieved a positive result.But when it comes to this monkey, everyone just remembers to call him the Great Sage.I remember that he overturned the upper realm with a madness, and had a very happy time.

That riot was a peach feast even bigger than the current one.So Queen Mother Xi lost a lot of face that time.The old grievances are still there, how could this goddess wait to see Monkey King, she almost exploded every time she saw her.A Gu can come over, Xiaoxi is in a good mood today.As a result, this splashing monkey jumped out again to gain attention!

"It's really a daring monkey." The Queen Mother of the West stood up directly from the seat, folded her arms and sneered, "You dare to play wild in Yaochi, you really don't take me seriously."

Sun Wukong heard the words, winked and gave a big gift, no matter how you look at it, it seemed to be arguing, "The queen mother's words are wrong. I am standing here today to offer gifts, how dare I act wildly on my mother's territory."

After finishing speaking, he ignored Queen Mother Xi's livid face and jumped up to the high seat.A group of gods with psychological shadows were frightened to think that he was going to make trouble again because he couldn't think about it.A Gu kept a very kind smile and watched him rushing up, showing a honeyed smile similar to that of an elder, watching Queen Mother Xi with a stomach ache expression.

"Hey, Gu, long time no see."

The great sage chuckled, scratched left and right, acting like a reckless monkey.Seeing that he was about to turn over the robes on his body, he found a small box.

Open it and look, it is a pair of round and plump pearls.The harmonious halo is very soft and beautiful.

A Gu laughed when he saw it, pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "You went to the East China Sea to make trouble again? Say, what else did you rob?"

The Great Sage immediately shouted out his innocence, "No, no, this time it was Ao Guang who asked me for help and gave it as a thank you gift. My old grandson didn't want anything else, but just this pair of toys for you to play with."

"Hmph, you stole someone's Dinghaishenzhen, you should pay Donghai's money for the rest of your life, and you dare to ask for other people's things," Queen Mother Xi sneered, sarcastically.

"Hey, people don't accept the things you give me. Is your empress unhappy?"

This sentence hit Queen Mother Xi's pain point, and there was a violent explosion, and the stone table in front of her was shattered in two.A whip condensed by divine power appeared in the master of Yaochi's hands at some point, and it hit the Great Sage head-on and face-to-face.Who is fighting against Buddha?It had already jumped away, its tail was wrapped around a tree trunk, and it was hanging upside down making faces at Queen Mother Xi.

The queen mother was about to explode in anger, and she took a step forward and wanted to shoot again.A Gu hastily pulled her back.

Actually, Ah Gu really likes that pair of pearls.Good looking, big and round.It's hard to put it down just by looking at it.It's just that once Sun Wukong's words came out, she didn't want to accept it.The Queen Mother of the West had always complained about her unprincipled indulgence to Monkey King.I think she is eccentric and a little worried about gains and losses.If it is so obvious now, even if it is unintentional, it will make the child sad for a long time.

Hey, new grudges and old grudges, new grudges and old grudges.

Being pulled by A Gu, Queen Mother Xi, who was a little dizzy with anger, also came to her senses.Annoyed that she was too impulsive, she put away the whip, she smiled brightly, and sat down in a stately manner, "The great sage's ability is really getting better and better."

Relying on his animal intuition, Sun Wukong heard the malice in this sentence, wishing he could eat bones and flesh.He was not afraid, scratched his paw, and replied: "Thank you for your enlightenment."

Then, he leaned forward without fear of death, and sat next to A Gu, "I don't see well from below, my grandson wants to sit here."

Who in the upper world doesn't know that Sun Wukong is more courageous than the sky, but when he said these words, some people's faces changed.A slightly tense atmosphere pervaded the air.Although the Queen Mother of the West doesn't like Sun Wukong, if she can deflate some people she hates, she is still happy to stand in the united front with this hairy monkey.

Then who is the person she hates?

A person who covets A Gu's theocratic power and makes her sister A Gu sad.

And looking around, on the seat, there is no one that has ever made A Gu sad, and which one is not ambitious.

Thinking of it this way, Queen Mother Xi clapped her hands gracefully, and ordered: "Come here, let me add a seat next to the God-aunt."

This amazing stroke made other people unable to react, even A Gu and Sun Wukong were a little surprised.But when he thought of this girl's thoughts, A Gu was both amused and moved: the little girl's temper has not changed, and he doesn't know whether to say that she is generous or that she will repay her kindness.

However, she added this seat on impulse today, and in the future she will have to face intermittent temptations from mortals who are worse than mosquitoes in summer nights.For the time being, A Gu had no intention of getting his friend into trouble, so he made a downward movement with his hand, stopping the maids from moving.

Then she beckoned Sun Wukong to come closer, and she said, "Go back."

After a pause, he said again: "When you come to Sanxiandu tomorrow, I just got a new game."

The Great Sage was overjoyed when he heard the words, patted his paws and said hello three times.After a somersault, he turned back, and before he left, he didn't forget to put the box containing the pearls into A Gu's hand.

Queen Mother Xi scoffed at his action, but didn't say anything more.

All of a sudden, the atmosphere of the whole banquet became tense.

Yang Jian watched a small farce with cold eyes, and slowly let go of his hands clenched into fists on his knees. He looked at Nezha: "Do you want to go out to play tomorrow?"

"..."

Nezha held the cup and tried to maintain his expressionless face - as a lotus root, why does he need so many expressions.

"Second brother...you want to go to the God-aunt, but you can go there openly and without using me as an excuse." The third prince paused and firmly stated his position, "To be honest, I am not familiar with the God. "

"...It's not as complicated as you think," Erlang said.

No, it's already complicated.

They are brothers who came out of the same school and fought in the battlefield.Nezha knew a little about Yang Jian.What is it that made this immortal with a glamorous and noble aura even use such a simple and rude excuse?I'm just a child, can you explain this question a little more clearly?Analyze the stem of the question, and then give me the answer directly?

Nezha felt that every hole in his body was complaining.After licking the sweet nectar and jade dew on his lips, Nezha gave his senior brother an idea.

"Brother, in fact, you can go to play with the Great Sage tomorrow. For the comfort of Heaven, as a general, you must often compete with masters, so that when foreign enemies come, you can easily retreat from the enemy."

Erlang Shen pondered for a while, and said, "That's a good idea."

"..."

No, second brother, I'm just kidding!

What about your IQ?Have you been eaten by a monkey? !

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Monkey King no longer asked to sit next to A Gu, and Qi Yu finally put his heart back in his stomach.It was also because of her words that Sun Wukong suddenly turned Yaochi upside down.After that, things got bigger and bigger, and the whole upper world broke out.It wasn't until Monkey King was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain that the matter came to an end.

After Monkey King was surrendered, the entire Tiangong was busy rebuilding after the disaster.Yao Chi hadn't suffered such a loss for a long time, and the anger of the Queen Mother of the West almost burned the entire Shang Kunlun.The goddesses were so frightened that their livers and gallbladders were torn apart, and their feathers and clothes fell off.But because reconstruction requires manpower, the queen mother will punish after preparation.

Qiyu, who thought he was doomed, tremblingly waited for the Queen Mother's punishment.However, no one thought that the god aunt, who had just woken up from a short sleep, would directly cut off three dragon veins in the world because of the matter of the great sage.

The dragon veins of Xiuxian were destroyed, the fresh air was disordered, strange faces appeared in the world, and the world was in chaos.

Not only the human world, but also the heavens suffered a huge loss.Many inheritances have lost successors because they did not have enough support.But Guzu, the Shangshen, fell into a deep sleep again and refused to become a god.With the earth-shattering riot, not only the Tiangong Temple was destroyed.It was also the beginning of the decline of Daoxian Foundation.

The Queen Mother of the West was exhausted to stabilize the overall situation, and she no longer had the time to worry about whether an unintentional remark was important in this farce.

500 years later, Tang Sanzang uncovered the Buddhist stickers and Sun Wukong came out.Put on the golden hoop, and the golden cicada went to the west to learn scriptures.

There were too many things that happened later that could change the fate of many immortals and Buddhas. For Qi Yu, such things were too big.Although she is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, she has a noble status.But all knowledge and cognition has never surpassed the Kunlun Mountains.So that kind of shocking, complicated, and far-reaching influence made her very difficult to accept and incomprehensible.

So when she sees Sun Wukong, she will be very, very scared.

Although the specifications of the Yaochi Banquet are not as good as each year, but as long as it can be held safely, it is already a credit to her, the head of the maid.The Great Sage Equaling Heaven really saved Qi Yu's life without mentioning any moths.

It's just that it's probably because the aunt God hasn't shown up for a long time.Everyone forgot that she had an accident physique.Wherever you go, something has to happen.Probably Dou Yufo is really the nemesis of Miss Qiyu, as long as she meets him, Qiyu will always be unlucky.

Just when Qiyu breathed a sigh of relief, it was too late to wipe the sweat from his forehead.The female fairy who was in charge of taking care of her three daughters hurried over, her face was pale, and she stammered to report to Qiyu: "...Three, three ladies, no, they are gone."

Qi Yu dropped the fruit plate in his hand.

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When there was a bang on the high platform, Chu Tian... was eating melon calmly.

He wasn't interested in what happened above, and the grapes on the table didn't attract his attention!

In addition to the common fruits, the good things that appeared here one after another made the soil turtle Chutian dazzled.Each is said to have a different effect.The certification from the food encyclopedia "Shan Hai Jing" is particularly authoritative.

It is said that Chutian is a local turtle, so he ate it with joy.

He is not interested in how the gods above fight. He just hears the voice but can't see the people.

Those who ate happily with him, besides Cong Cong and his group of friends, naturally also had just picked up a magical animal with a bag.Chu Tian is not a stingy person, anyway, there are enough things on the table, so eating a little more is not a loss.Thinking of this, Chu Tian conveniently packed a lot in the magical animal's bag.He completed the task of almsgiving (?) for Di Ting very well.

Although Chutian didn't respond to the excitement, it didn't mean that the people next to him were not interested.That loud bang shocked everyone who had lowered their heads to raise their heads.They looked at each other, not understanding what was going on above.

Cong Cong gnawed his mouth full of melon flesh, raised his head, and explained: "It's probably because the Great Sage has come."

Chu Tian choked, and calmly swallowed what was in his mouth.He asked very calmly: "The great sage you mentioned is the one I think of, right?"

Cong stepped on his paw and nodded.

"Although the Great Sage doesn't come here often, every time he comes, he will have trouble with the Queen Mother... Well, there are basically no mistakes or omissions."

Chu Tian spit out a mouthful of melon seeds, and sharply exposed the truth, "So this is a reserved item? Could it be that it started after the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?"

Anxiety and deepness that did not match his body shape appeared on his young and tender face.He said sadly: "I really miss those 500 years of peace."

"..."

After spanking each other, the two patted their swollen stomachs and decided to take a break.Di Ting next to him appropriately let out a loud belch, signaling the end of the first slamming stage.

"Huh? Don't you guys eat?" Chu Tian rubbed his stomach and found three lolis looking at him cutely.That kind of happiness born from the heart is simply justice from heaven! (Lolita is justice!)

He silently recited a few times for a minimum of three years and a maximum of death penalty, trying to keep his smile from being so obscene, "What do you want to eat? Uncle... well, brother, shall I, brother help you?"

The three beautiful dolls did not answer.

At this time, Chu discovered that the intelligence and behavior of the three children were a little slow.When others speak, it takes about a beat to react.Especially the youngest one, with round, dark eyes, but no spirit.Especially like the kind of doll whose eyelids can be rolled when I was a child.Beautiful, godless, subtle and somewhat terrifying.

It's just that they were all quiet just now, so they couldn't see anything.

Hearing Chutian calling him, the three dolls just repeated: "Little brother..."

Even so, he is still polite and well-behaved.Chu Tian felt sorry for them a little bit, and a little bit complained about their parents.Why is this father and mother so irresponsible.There are so many people, they don't take good care of the children.

"Do you want something to eat? May I get it for you?"

After repeating it again, the three children came to their senses, turned their gazes to the table of fairy fruit wine, and murmured: "Eat..."

Chu Tian wanted to pat them on the head, but he withdrew his hand anyway.Even if it's a gesture of goodwill, as a strange man, it's better not to do this gesture.

"Yes, what do you want to eat?"

Cong Cong and Di Ting let out a groan together, and they respectively yelled at the food they thought was delicious, indicating their recommendation.

The three little girls didn't answer, but their eyes turned to the flat peaches that Chu Tian hadn't finished eating at the same time.As a divine species, the desire to attain Taoism and divine power is innate.So no matter how slow their reactions are, they still have the most definite goals.

Seeing their staring at Pantao, Chu Tian laughed, "I have a good eye, and I can see the best one at a glance. Wait a moment, brother will help you share."

The boss of Pantao is bigger than Chutian's head.Ah, I ate half of it, and I have had enough.The mouths of the three little girls are so small and so cute.No matter how rough Chu Tian was, he couldn't make them bury their heads on the table like him and eat like the second senior brother.So he used...a fruit knife to skillfully cut the remaining flat peaches into small and well-proportioned pieces, which are very suitable for chewing.

He was cutting happily next to him, and the three little girls looked at him quietly, not knowing whether they were looking at Pantao or Chutian.

After the peaches were cut, Chu Tian found a tray, put the flat peaches in front of the three sisters, and made a gesture of invitation.

"Eat."

The three girls didn't do anything immediately, but just looked at it for a while, and then looked at Chu Tian again.

Could it be... are you waiting for me to feed you?

That's right, looking at them like this, they probably don't usually eat by themselves.

Alas, come to the peach feast, and become a nanny.

Chu Tian shrugged his shoulders, picked up a small piece and handed it to the mouth of the youngest one, saying: "You are the youngest, you eat first, come on, ah—"

The little girl looked at Chu Tian, ​​and then at the peach meat in his hand.A ray of light rolled in the dark eyes, and his mouth opened slightly.At this moment, an extremely angry roar sounded——

"Where did you come from to be so bold! How dare you abduct the Goddess of Yaochi!"

Chu Tian was frightened by these words and dropped the fruit in his hand.Before he could react, he suddenly felt a flash in front of his eyes and a pain on his face.I saw an extremely beautiful woman standing in front of Chu Tian.She was probably very angry, so she rushed over and slapped Chu Tian.

Cong He Di Ting was directly stunned, and Chu Tian was also stunned.This commotion was even more attractive than the inexplicable loud noise just now, and all the immortals looked over with bright eyes.

This slap made Chutian's ears buzz, and a burst of anger made his forehead twitch with veins.But he finally held back, stood up and nodded slightly to the woman in front of him, and calmly explained: "My fairy, you have misunderstood. I did not abduct the goddess of Yaochi. These three children came here by themselves. I saw them Seemingly wanting something to eat, I distributed some flat peaches to them."

The word Pantao obviously irritated the fairy in front of her, her pupils shrank, and she scolded angrily: "What kind of a thing are you! You are just a low-level loose fairy, and you dare to act presumptuously in Yaochi! Coveting the goddess of Yaochi, you deserve death! "

She cursed angrily, as if she wanted to come forward and hit him a second time.Seeing how unreasonable this person was, Chu Tian's expression also changed.He grabbed the second slap he waved to himself, and said coldly, "I didn't."

However, Qiyu, who was in a rage, would not listen to the explanation of the little inferior fairy in front of him.What she hated the most in her life was such a lowly person who wanted to be a toad and eat swan meat.This person not only took her daughter away, but almost fed them flat peaches!Even a 3000-year-old flat peach is enough for the three children to shed half the blood of a mortal and become a fairy.

If this is the case, why has she banned her three daughters from practicing for many years!Could it be that they also learn to base themselves on things that should not belong to them, and then become a shame that will never be erased from her body? !

She is the most beloved daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, the most beautiful goddess in Yaochi and the most trusted by the Queen Mother...

How could such a thing happen!

How can this be!

How can this be!