[Comprehensive myth] Immortal world household registration administrator

Chutian always thought that the Tianhe that A Gu mentioned was definitely not the Tianhe in his understanding.But the facts have proved that Chutian's cognition of my Great China myths and legends is not wrong.

A Gu led Chu Tian, ​​who was smelling like sewer, to the west to soar through the clouds, cleared away the layers of clouds, stopped at a cloud head, pointed to the bottom and said, "Here, it's here."

Chu Tian looked at it, and saw thousands of stars below gathered into a stream, shining brightly.A long stream rushes towards the distance, with no end in sight.But its own existence is a guide, guiding the path to bliss.

Tianhe, Milky Way, Galaxy.

It has many names, and it hangs above the nine heavens for tens of thousands of years.

Chu Tian thought that he had seen a lot of awesome things with A Gu, but when he saw Yin Lian below, he was still so shocked that he stuttered and couldn't speak.

"This... this, this is the Milky Way!" Chu Tian exclaimed.

A Gu pressed down the cloud head, and pulled Chu Tian, ​​who had never seen the world, to the side of the star stream, "Yes, that's it. Yinhe, Tianhe, whatever you want to call it. If you want to wash off the smell on your body, it's none other than it." No more."

Full of curiosity, Chu Tian squatted down, stretched out his hand and scooped up a handful carefully.I just feel that my hand is full of cool clouds and my hand is stardust.Thinking that he could take a bath here, he was instantly overwhelmed with excitement.

Seeing him eager to try, Aguli began to pour cold water: "Be careful, don't fall."

"Angang?" Chu Tian, ​​who was immersed in the beautiful scenery, was very confused.

A Gu also squatted down and fiddled with the meteors in the Milky Way, "Because you fell, you might not be able to get up."

The stars in the Milky Way turned a small wave, and the stars flickered between the flows, which was very beautiful.But what A Gu said was really scary, and Chu Tian succeeded in being confused again.

A Gu laughed, and said: "Although it is called Tianhe, it is not made of flowing water. It is full of stars flowing inside. No matter who falls, what you see when you look up at the sky is not the scenery on the water, but the scenery of thousands of lifetimes." Bewildered by the light of the stars, how do you know which direction to float?"

"Also, do you know where the Return of Ten Thousand Waters is?"

"Uh, I don't know."

Chutian's mythological knowledge stays in the legend of Cowherd and Weaver Girl and White Snake, as well as the drama version of Journey to the West.If it's a little off the beaten path, he doesn't know.So he shook his head honestly.

"It's in Guixu. To the east of the Bohai Sea, there is a huge ravine, which is actually a bottomless valley. There is no bottom below it. It is called Guixu. It is the place where all the waters converge."

Agu Kepu said: "If you fall into any river in the upper realm, no matter how hard you can't find it, I can go to the ruins and pick you up, as long as you are still alive at that time. But this Milky Way is the only one that can't. "

Because the Milky Way is not made of water, it has been flowing quietly for thousands of years, and it seems that it has never flooded.But no one knows where it ends up going.

The Milky Way doesn't look wide, and you can faintly see the opposite bank when you stand on tiptoe.But it is such a river with no bottom and no return, surrounding the Nine Heavens Upper Realm, separating the heaven and man into two places that do not communicate with each other.

Perhaps it is not just a galaxy, but a frontier that can never be crossed.

"...So, at the beginning, the Cowherd couldn't cross this place and take the Weaver Girl back?" Chu Tian suddenly asked.

Although these legends are still legends to him, he has already become a god, hasn't he?I was fortunate enough to see the list of gods, and I scratched the first tree at the beginning of the world, and now I am still listening to the cold threat of classmate A Gu beside the Milky Way, which is no longer visible when I look up.

A Gu laughed, and fished two more in the Milky Way, "Yeah, don't look at the Milky Way is not as shallow as the ankle, no one can swim over it."

Now that he has already asked, Chu Tian, ​​the curious baby, feels that it is better to take the opportunity to ask more. Now is a good time to inquire about the authenticity of the gossip, so why not seize the opportunity!What's more, not everyone knows these gossips——

"I heard that the Milky Way was drawn out by the Queen Mother who pulled out the gold hairpin from her head and scratched it. Is this true or not?"

"Of course it's fake. It's just to prevent people from chasing you. It's too big. Xiaoxi is not so cruel." A Gu shook his hand, trying to clear up the rumors for his good friend, "Although she used to be in charge of women in the world, But Zhinu is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven. It is not her turn to take care of the elopement daughter and bring her home."

"Oh, oh," Chu Tian suddenly realized, and was puzzled: "Then why is it said that it is the Queen Mother?"

"Hey, I blame you ordinary people for taking it for granted. I think that the queen mother should match the Jade Emperor. Isn't this just looking for trouble?" Agu rolled his eyes at Chutian, and despised all human beings together, "For this matter, Xiaoxi doesn't want to see him until now. It's all your fault that rumors killed people!"

"..." Chu Tian felt that he was wronged, obviously he was also a victim of false rumors.

"Anyway, it was quite a big deal at the time," A Gu continued with Ke (eight) Pu (gua) and said in detail, "The scene of the mandarin duck fight! Xiaoxi and I hid behind and took a look. In the end, because it was so exciting that the real god appeared, everyone on the ground ran out to watch. Then, Xiaoxi's appearance was a bit eye-catching. In the end, she broke up a good couple and recited A black pot for thousands of years."

"As for the Milky Way, of course it wasn't created by Xiao Xihua. It's just that the Emperor of Heaven saw the Cowherd chasing after him, and wanted to let him know the difference between immortals and mortals, so he pushed aside the clouds and mist to reveal the Milky Way, hoping to make him retreat in spite of the difficulties."

"It turns out that's the case," Chu Tian nodded, expressing that the gossip is really wonderful, "Then...it is said that their true feelings move the world, and there are magpies building bridges. Is it true that they meet each other once a year?"

"Fake!" Agu broke the human yearning for beautiful love with a single disagreement, "You have been here for so long, have you seen magpie feathers on the bank of this river? Today is Qixi Festival..."

Chu Tian: "..."

Sure enough, not all stories have a happy ending, Chu Tian expressed his sadness.

Seeing his sad face, A Gu comforted him very kindly: "You don't want this expression. It has been thousands of years. If these two are destined, they will probably grow old in a certain life. Anyway, the old place has a name."

"A certain life?"

"That's right," A Gu spread his hands, revealing the true ending mercilessly, "The Weaver Girl secretly got contaminated with the turbid air below, and died shortly after she came back because the turbid air polluted her divine power. As for the Cowherd, he wasn't Immortal, when you reach your age, you will be reincarnated naturally. You don't have to worry too much about it."

Chu Tian: "..."

It's more sad and more concerned, okay?

"Well, what about their children? I remember in the story that they raised a pair of children."

A Gu smiled, turned his head and looked into the distance, but didn't answer.

Seeing her expression, Chu Tian felt a little chilly in his heart.The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl may have been just a story when he was still a mortal.But when he became a fairy, it didn't seem like a story anymore.Submerged in word of mouth, the details in the fairy tales that cannot be carefully scrutinized make people dare not think deeply.

"Hey, let me tell you...you still don't want to wash it, it really stinks!"

Chu Tian's daze was interrupted by this sentence of disgust, and when he turned around, he saw A Gu standing far away holding his nose.A mouthful of old blood welled up in his heart, and he yelled, "I want to wash too, but you won't be able to come if you keep talking!"

"Aw! You still wanted to swim naked in Tianhe!" A Gu also yelled, "Are you a pervert!"

I'd better just jump in and drown myself!

Chu Tian thought so before he vomited blood and died.

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In the end, of course Chutian didn't really jump off.

He went back to his residence and dug out a bucket, hit the stars in the Milky Way a dozen times back and forth, and took a stardust bath to his heart's content.When soaking in the bucket, he found himself exuding something similar to a handful of black grease, which was soaked in stardust and stained a bucket of bright stars.

Fortunately, I didn't jump directly down the Milky Way, otherwise such a beautiful stream of stars would be dirty by myself, which would be a pity.Chu Tian rubbed his skin, feeling very conscious of environmental protection.

By the time he finished taking a shower, the vat of stardust was completely dark.He didn't know how to deal with it, so he knocked on A Gu's door.

A Gu opened the door impatiently, seeing him, he teased again: "Oh, it's you, finished washing? Do you feel that your skin is soft and shiny?"

"...I just wanted to ask you how to deal with the stars in the bucket," Chu Tian said with a dull face, "They seem to be all black..."

"...is it dark?" A Gu frowned, "Take me to have a look."

Fuck, is this girl going to see my bath water?Chu Tian couldn't react, and then felt a little embarrassed.

A Gu had already stepped out of the room.One glanced at him with a strange expression on Chu Tian's face, and said with a slap: "Fuck, I'm kind enough to help you deal with the sources of pollution. You, the culprit who destroys the environment, dare to think that I'm a pervert! I can't kill you!"

"Aww! I didn't!" Chu Tian ran away with his head in his arms, screaming, "Take you, take you! Don't hit me! Auntie, please spare me!"

A Gu chased and beat Chutian all the way, and before beating Chutian to death, the two went to Chutian's room.As soon as she entered the door, she smelled a stench, but Chu Tian who was following her still looked like his nose was out of order.

When he came to the room, A Gu took a look into the tub.I saw that the original slow bucket was full of stars, but now it has turned into a bucket of rotten sludge, which makes people feel sick when they see it.

The bath water I washed turned into mud, so how dirty I must be.Chu Tian's face was also not good, and he kept complaining in his heart that the environment in Youdi was dirty and messy, and it should be sealed with a sticker!This will definitely not get a civilized city!

"Okay, don't look at it," A Gu waved his hand, and directly dropped the death notice of the bucket of stars, "It's already dead, if the logs are returned as they are, the whole galaxy will stink.

"Then what should I do?" It can't be put here.

A Gu glanced at Chu Tian, ​​took out a small bottle from his sleeve pocket, opened the bottle and read a few words silently.I saw the Death Star in the bucket stirred a few times, merged into a trickle and got into the bottle.

After closing the bottle, A Gu said, "I'll take care of this. You take out this wooden barrel and burn it. Remember, burn it until there is no residue left."

Chu Tian's heart trembled.

If you want to burn it until there is no dregs left, you have to use the real fire of Samadhi to burn it.How did Ah Gu know that he would use Samadhi True Fire.And what kind of thing did he get on himself in the secluded ground, and he wanted to deal with it like exorcising evil spirits?

"Put the bottle away, and walked out of Chutian's room, A Gu turned around and instructed: "If you go to Sanxian again in these two days, don't take any shortcuts.The secluded place is not a good place, the dead energy inside will recognize people.If you don't want to die in it, don't wander around.Don't underestimate the resentment incarnated after the death of the immortal. "

"Sorry, I have to work on you," Chu Tian felt a little guilty, and quickly promised, "I will definitely not wander off again."

"Well," A Gu nodded, it was rare that he didn't hate him, and was about to leave.

"Then...how are you going to deal with these Death Stars?" Chu Tian asked.

A Gu glanced at him, and said: "You are contaminated with the dead air of Youdi, so naturally you want to go to the place where the dead air is the heaviest."