[Full-time] One-pot stir-fry

——I like someone, what should I do?

Yu Xiao sent a group text message, and there were only two recipients.

——If you like it, go for it. If it is successful, I will treat you to dinner. If it is not successful, I will beat him up for you after the meal.

Bao Rongxing replied to Yu Xiao almost within 1 minute of receiving the text message.

——Confess your love if you have enough affection, don't let the cabbage that has been raised for a long time be humiliated by other pigs.By the way, there is your courier, remember to sign for it.

The younger sister Yu Lin's answer was as decisive as ever, fully reflecting the glorious tradition passed down from generation to generation by the Yu family.

In fact, Yu Xiao decided to confess to Huang Shaotian on Huang Shaotian's birthday after thinking about it for a long time, but it's just that he was not used to doing this kind of plot that he had only seen in romance novels and girl comics.

Rather than saying that Yu Xiao is asking for opinions, it is better to say that she is seeking approval.

Since everyone thinks so, let's make a happy decision.

One day of vacation every week, Yu Xiao has logged into Glory since he woke up, done tasks, cleared dungeons, and was gone in the blink of an eye.

The night before yesterday, Yu Xiao's house goddess and Huang Shaotian's assassin Xiaotao stepped into the realm of the gods together, but Yan Miaoyi lost the last arena winning streak because of a trembling hand, and delayed entering with Yu Xiao and the others. Time in the realm of the gods.

So Yu Xiao and Huang Shaotian hung up the phone and chatted together, listening to Yan Miaoyi wailing and howling while typing on the keyboard as if venting.I don't know if there is a bonus of resentment buff, but Yan Miaoyi completed the final task in only one hour.

Ever since they entered the realm of the gods, Yu Xiao and Yan Miaoyi had been dragged into the Lanxi Pavilion's general meeting by their peers, who should now be called Lanqiao Chunxue.

The guild suddenly entered two girls with excellent operations, which made the Lanxi Pavilion, which hadn't been injected with fresh blood for a long time, explode a little.

For a while, the guild channel was flooded with news that two cute girls were going to be sent to the book, and even Lan Qiaochunxue’s message about asking brothers and sisters to take care of their own girls and their friends was instantly wiped out. .

As a qualified older brother, Lanqiao Chunxue said that he really has the heart to fuck.

Probably because of the cursed Blue Rain Club, Blue Rain fans are always a little bit more friendly to girls than other guilds.The masters who are always bored accompanied Yu Xiao and Yan Miaoyi to brush one copy after another. After brushing for a while, they were afraid that the two girls would be bored, so they formed a team to accompany them to do tasks. In the hands of the PK maniac, the two girls who have not yet grown up are protected.

Huang Shaotian's Assassin account had been placed away since he ascended to the Realm of God, and he picked up the Swordsman account that he hadn't used for a long time.The Swordsman has always been named in the branch of Lanxi Pavilion, and the ID is called "Lighting the Light to Watch the Sword".

Halfway through the summer break, Huang Shaotian doesn't always accompany Yu Xiao in online games, but often goes to the training camp with Yu Wenzhou to guide training.I heard that there is no formal coaching industry in the current professional circle, and the leading players in the team usually have part-time coaches.

Huang Shaotian also went to the training camp today, and Yu Xiao happened to go online to brush up the dungeon by himself.

Yan Miaoyi happened to be online, so she asked Yu Xiao to go to the field team to clear the dungeon together.It's not a problem to bother the enthusiastic seniors in the guild. Going to the field group to practice more is also familiar with the world of Glory.

The copy to go is the five-player copy of Zhiyin Lake.Even if it's just a five-player dungeon, the equipment is a bit awkward compared to a ten-player dungeon, but because of the head accessory [Rilla's Tears] that has a very small chance of breaking out, many people will come to the dungeon door to brush it every day.

For convenience, Yu Xiao and Yan Miaoyi formed a team and called for someone at the entrance of the dungeon.

Within 2 minutes, a knight who was packing with the priest was called out, and the remaining one, Yu Xiao, randomly recruited a summoner who was standing guard at the entrance of the instance to join the team, and a group of people entered the instance.

The pastor walked very slowly, and only when the rest of the people had reached the boss did she walk over slowly with her short legs.

[I don't know why, my intuition tells me that this priest is very annoying ==]

Yan Miaoyi quickly sent a private message to Yu Xiao, and the pastor hadn't found his seat when the message was received.

[It's just the wild team, it will be disbanded after the fight, and if you don't like her, just ignore her. 】

Yu Xiao replied.

Yu Xiao and Yan Miao agreed, the priest not only came slowly, but also kept sending team messages and chatting with the bound knight.

【Honey, do you think it's okay for me to use this necklace? (*^__^*)】

【Um】

【Honey, what do you think of me wearing this dress?Does it look good?Are you like a princess~]

【You look good in anything you wear. 】

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[Mengshang who is still purple, which little public opinion who did not graduate from the second term of middle school has been released... I think there will be a fierce tear if we go to the dungeon today, if the headgear is released]

Although he couldn't see it, Yu Xiao had already imagined Yan Miaoyi's mocking face with big eyes rolled.

【……speak nicely. 】

Well, Yu Xiao herself really wanted to complain about the two weird couple names [Zi Meng Shang] and [Red Melancholy].

Yu Xiao typed a line in the dialog box, trying to use a calmer tone to remind the knight to open the monster, but before her, the last summoner in the team to join the team spoke directly into the microphone.

"Priest, is your outfit ready? We have been waiting in front of the boss for almost 5 minutes, okay?"

The summoner with the character ID [Wang Er Bu Liu Xing] is a girl, she speaks nicely, but this can't hide her bad mood at all.

"I didn't equip it well just to be able to play this dungeon well. What qualifications do you, a summoner in tatters, have to say about him!"

The pastor who had been typing slowly just now suddenly turned on the microphone, and Yu Xiao almost threw the mouse out with a trembling hand.

The delicate voice and the tone of the heroine of the Taiwanese idol drama made the lethality of this non-mainstream little publicity reach its peak all at once.

Summoner Wang Er hadn't said anything yet, Yan Miaoyi finally couldn't help but turn on the mic.

"If you want to make equipment, please do it outside the dungeon before you come in! If you don't do it well, don't waste other people's time by forming a team. Miss, is this your first day playing online games?"

"A pariah like you dare to say that about me! Melancholy Gege, she actually said that about me!"

The sound of slapping the table came from the earphones, and Mengshang Xiaogongju had obviously entered the anger mode.

And Yu Xiao was already dumbfounded at this time.

The word "untouchable" slammed into her mind heavily, causing waves of waves, which kept her awake for a long time.

In her lifetime, she could actually see the living Xiao Gongju of the Second Second Disease. Even in Penguin Dance, which was criticized by many netizens for saying that there were too many elementary school students, Yu Xiao had never encountered such an unimaginable living brain damage.

"Please be careful with your words, can't you just type the dungeon properly?"

The eyes of the house gods and goddesses turned to that brother Youyou, who was motionless, and a word bubble suddenly appeared above his head.

[I'm sorry she's sick, please forgive me. 】

"Pfft!" ×3

Is this melancholy brother serious or is he just blackmailing his teammates? !

Yu Xiao felt that her three views had been greatly impacted.

"Melancholy Ge Ge~~~~My heart is so uncomfortable! Hurry, I'm almost out of breath! It's all these little bitches!"

Thanks to Brother Youyou, Yu Xiao has no anger at all at this time, only incomparable curiosity.

——To what extent can this little public opinion refresh the Three Views?

【You stand aside, just use milk for me.If you feel uncomfortable, just stand on the side and paddle, I can bear it. 】

After Brother Youyu sent the team message, he stood in front of the boss and taunted him.

For some reason, Yu Xiao felt that this back view made the name Brother Youyou more melancholy.

Now that the boss was opened, Yu Xiaoyan and Wang Er didn't say anything, just followed the boss and started to beat him up.

However, Xiao Gongju was restless. After reading a healing skill, he broke into the melee pile, just like Shululu, who was thrown into the monster pile by a magician, and successfully attracted all the hatred of the mobs summoned by the boss.

Yu Xiao turned pale with shock, and quickly activated the ninja's ultimate move, Shadow Dance, controlling each avatar to quickly eliminate the mobs who were beating Xiao Gongju.Yan Miaoyi could only reluctantly come to help, but her disdainful expression appeared on the team channel.

Wang Erbu Liuxing kindly sent a few elves over to help kill the mobs.Fortunately, although the summoned mobs had high attack power, they had very little HP, and it didn't take long for them to be dealt with.

Mengshang's little Gongju just stayed in the melee pile, constantly using various healing techniques for Brother Youyou, and her mana was consumed rapidly under her uninterrupted casting.

In the end, the boss finally fell when she still had 30% mana left.

"Miss Pastor, can I interview you, why did you go to the melee pile when you were a priest fighting monsters?"

Wang Erbai couldn't understand it.

"I want to fight side by side with Melancholy Gege! I want Melancholy Gege to see my resolute and beautiful figure!"

Xiao Gongju replied solemnly.

[Xiao Zhai, do you think this Xiao Gongju is a natural secondary disease or artificial? 】

[Probably...natural, right? 】

Yu Xiao replied to the secret chat, deeply convinced.

When pushing this dungeon, Brother Youyou kept silent to the maximum extent, but the operation in his hand was still quite tough, at least in the situation where Mengshang Xiaogong kept making trouble in the melee pile, blocking the line of sight, and seizing the output space Now, he can still pull the boss hatred to output quite calmly.

No matter how long the appearance description on Xiaogongju's head is, Brother Youyou can still find the attack point on the boss through the gaps in the text.

Brother Youyou was so silent, An Ran, with three dps, pushed to the last boss.

The quiet and handsome boy, Brother Youyu, is like the hidden sweeping monk in Tianlong Babu, silently sweeping the floor...cough cough, carrying monsters.

The last boss fell, and I was happy to see [Rilla's Tears].

According to the rules of the wild group, everyone in the team rolled a little bit, and Miss Summoner finally rolled away the headgear with a good score of 98 points.

Xiaogongju and Youyou left the team after they finished rolling, leaving only themselves in the team, Yan Miaoyi and Wang Er didn't hold back.

Yu Xiao received a call from the courier as soon as the nerd goddess released the dungeon.There were a lot of people at the entrance of the dungeon, so Yu Xiao let the house goddess hang up the phone without worry, and ran downstairs to get the courier.

And when Yu Xiao returned to her room with the courier in her arms, the house goddess, Yan Miaoyi, and Wang Erbuliuxing were already lying in a pile at the door of the dungeon.

Yu Xiao looked at the equipment bar, and the hats of the nerd gods and goddesses were blown out.

The author has something to say:

The source of inspiration for Xiaogongju is the famous 818 that everyone who plays Jiansan should understand.

Students who don’t know can Baidu [Jian San Gang’s wife]

Although the situation of Xiaogongju is completely different from that of Mrs. Gangzhu ╮(￣▽￣")╭

For online games, it's normal to have a lot of strange things.

By the way, Wang Er Bu Liu Xing is an important character.