how stupid are you

After Qi Fan had an idea in his mind, he was not in a hurry to skip class, he slumped on his seat calmly, and while admiring Yi Shuyun's dissatisfied expression on the guard brother wandering in the corridor, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to Xiaopang give directions.

In the school's post bar, there was a post about the handsome guard boy. The students who usually go in and out of the school and don't pay attention to the guard's room spread the word. Everyone knows that there is a good-looking guy in the school. It's the doorman's job.

Qi Fan scrolled through the post bar, seeing a group of people discussing how to go to watch the guard room together before evening self-study, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

"Is there anyone who went to the guard's room together during the class break before the evening self-study? The law does not blame everyone. With so many people tonight, the teacher shouldn't say anything about us, right?"

Seeing Yi Shuyun leave the classroom, the students who posted the post started discussing quickly.

"Go, go! Brother doorman is such a man!"

"I want to take pictures and post them on the space to show off. Our No. [-] Middle School has a lot of good-looking and handsome guys in the past two days, but other schools are so upset!"

Shen Chen looked at those classmates who gathered together in small groups and swiped their mobile phones to discuss, curious and envious, turned to look at Qi Fan, and saw that Qi Fan was also swiping his mobile phone although he didn't speak.

"What duck are they looking at?"

Hearing this, Qi Fan raised his head and glanced at him, "A post on the school post bar."

Shen crepe nodded, then leaned forward enviously, "Can I see the duck too?"

"Look, there is no post on your phone, right? Shall I download it for you?" Qi Fan asked.

"I don't have a mobile phone, and my aunt said it's not good to bring a mobile phone to school."

While speaking, Shen Chen leaned forward a little enviously, and his eyes secretly fell on Qi Fan's mobile phone, cautiously.

Qi Fan, who still wanted Shen Chen's WeChat before, was startled. He couldn't understand Shen Chen's parents, who were strict at one time and indulgent at the other. What's wrong with the little fool with a mobile phone?

But this has nothing to do with Qi Fan, he looked at Shen Chen's pitiful look, and generously showed him the phone.

"Thank you!"

Shen Chi stretched out his hands excitedly, held it over as if holding a sacred object, put it on the table, stretched out his index finger, looked at it, stroked it, put his finger away after stroked, and did not touch it, looking obedient.

Qi Fan looked at him interestingly, and looked at him with his chin in his hand, "Would you like to go to the game with me for evening self-study?"

"go with!"

Shen Crepe's eyes lit up, and he reached out to pat his big bag, so he can eat snacks after watching the game!

Qi Fan narrowed his eyes slightly, very satisfied, he must have made Yi Shuyun feel embarrassed tonight!

"What time is it?" Shen Chou asked, taking out the pocket watch in his white shirt pocket and opening it to look.

"Before class, you don't need to remember the time, just sit down obediently after eating, and I will come to you."

"Okay~" Shen crepe smiled happily, closed the pocket watch, took out a handkerchief, wiped the pocket watch carefully, and put it back in his pocket.

Qi Fan was a little curious. Shen Chou carried this exquisite pocket watch every day. He thought it was just for decoration, but now it seems that it should be a very important thing.

After school in the afternoon, Qi Fan watched Shen Chen go to dinner with Yi Shuyun, and told him not to leak anything before leaving.

After sending Shen Chi off, Qi Fan went to the omelette shop opposite the school gate for dinner, sat at the door, ate omelets, and paid close attention to the situation in the guard room.

About 15 minutes before evening self-study, the students who went home or had dinner outside began to return to school one after another, and the number of people outside the guard room gradually increased.

After Qi Fan ate the last bite of the cake, he got up and went back to school. When he passed the guard room, he took a closer look, there were quite a few students in Class [-]!

Kacha Kacha took a few photos.

The guard brother Zhao Shen sat in the guard room with a cold face, not reacting to the little girls and boys watching outside.

Qi Fan was complacent, thinking that with so many people, the doorman brother might not be able to handle it, and his plan was half successful.

Just as he was enjoying himself, he saw the guard's gaze fell directly on himself who was standing far away from the crowd.

Qi Fan: ...

It was a guilty conscience to pretend not to see, Qi Fan grinned, looked at each other, and waved to the doorman brother to say hello, and then swaggered towards the senior three teaching building.

Walking on the road, Qi Fan found out Yi Shuyun's cell phone number that Xiaopang found, and sent the photos he took just now, and attached a paragraph.

[Mr. Yi, hello, I am a student in class [-] who does not want to be named. The new doorman is on fire. Many people in the class are blocking the doorman’s room to take pictures with the new doorman. I think it’s very strange. If it affects the efficiency of evening self-study, please ask Teacher Yi to call them back. 】

After sending out, I just returned to the classroom.

Shen Chen hasn't come back yet, Qi Fan is not in a hurry, he leisurely sat down on his seat, opened the Eliminator Alliance, played the elimination game one after another, and waited for the success of the plan.

Two minutes later, Shen crepe hurried back.

"Small boat, I'm not late!"

Without even returning to his seat, Shen Chen walked directly to Qi Fan's side, as if he couldn't wait to leave.

"No, where is Teacher Yi? You just finished eating?" Qi Fan asked while playing games.

"Ms. Yi said something happened. I saw him walking towards the school gate."

Qi Fan raised his eyebrows in satisfaction, and sent a message to Xiaopang, asking him to observe the situation in the guard room, so as to prevent Yi Shuyun from coming back halfway.

After giving the instructions, Qi Fan returned to the elimination game interface, humming a little tune and playing leisurely.

"Don't worry, sit down for a while."

Shen Li obediently responded, and became envious again, dragged his chair over, and sat next to Qi Fan.

Seeing Qi Fan's fingers swipe across the screen of the phone, and the cute little animals hula-la disappearing, Shen Chen's hand obediently placed on his lap is about to move.

"Can I have fun?"

Qi Fan was in a good mood, there was nothing he couldn't agree to, the two elder brothers put their arms around Shen Chen's shoulders, pushed the phone over a little, and let him play together.

"Come on, just connect the same ones together."

"Yeah! I understand!"

So, the two babies hugged each other, and played with each other on the screen with both hands.

After another 2 minutes, WeChat vibrated.

Qi Fan opened it to see that there was a message from Xiaopang.

[Brother Fan!Yi Shuyun has entered the guard's room, and is talking to the guard's brother, he probably won't come out for a while! 】

The time is ripe!

Qi Fan laughed, replied OK, put away his phone and stood up.

"Let's go silly, we can go play ball!"

Shen crepe was a little happy, but also a little regretful.

While carrying his big bag on his back, he whispered: "I think it's also fun to scratch."

Qi Fan hugged him and walked out, said with a smile: "Don't worry, go to the gymnasium, you sit and watch the game while playing elimination, you must be quite happy!"

"Happy!" Shen Chi smiled foolishly, full of anticipation.

The two children were aboveboard, and fearlessly went downstairs to a remote corner in the north of the school.

Qi Fan's skipping skills are perfect, and his wall-climbing skills are also very good. He can climb a person-high wall with his bare hands without any external force.

But idiots definitely can't do it, Qi Fan had already prepared, moved the pile of bricks on the side, and piled up a small table that could be used for strength.

"I'll go there first and pick you up over there. You will step on this overhanging wall later, and I will catch you, okay?"

Qi Fan was afraid that it would be difficult for a fool to climb over the wall, so he even carried the bag for him.

"I can! I can do it!" Shen Chen nodded repeatedly.

At this moment, in the guard's room, Yi Shuyun was still arguing with Zhao Shen. He thought it was not good for the guard to influence the students so much.

After Zhao Shen listened for a while, the phone suddenly beeped twice, and his expression changed.

I took out my phone and saw that the target red dot was a little far away!

"Mr. Yi, your student has escaped, don't you care?"

Zhao Shen smiled at Yi Shuyun, turned around and went out first.

Yi Shuyun was taken aback, thinking that this man was simply terrifying, actually spying on his students? !He also hurriedly chased after him.

Qi Fan moved swiftly and quickly climbed over to the other side of the wall. Then he instructed Shen Chen how to climb over the wall while waiting patiently.

Shen crepe stood on the small platform built by Qi Fan, grasping the top of the wall with both hands, stretching his legs while jumping, he thought it was not difficult.

Stepping on the wall with one leg, Shen Chen was already very happy, and looked down at Qi Fan over there.

"I'm getting off the boat!"

Qi Fan was inexplicably proud, and stretched out his arms, "Come on, don't be afraid, I'll follow you!"

"Uh-huh!"

Shen crepe's other leg was also ready to step over.

At this moment, someone suddenly grabbed his clothes and legs on the back. Before he could react, he was carried back to the ground with a snap.

Shen Chou was stunned, and Qi Fan on the opposite side was frightened!

"Silly! What happened to you?! You fell?!"

Shen Chi was still being grabbed by the back collar, and he couldn't see Qi Fan on the other side of the wall, so he jumped up anxiously.

"Small boat! I've been caught boat!"

Qi Fan on the opposite side:? ? ?

Quickly jump up to the top of the wall and look down!

Come on!

Why did the pair of dogs who were supposed to fight each other in the guard room appear here? ? ?

"I was caught by the boat, run away!"

Qi Fan: ...

The author has something to say: "Little Theater"

Shen Chen: I've been caught, so leave me alone!

Qi Fan: What's the point of skipping class by myself?

Shen crepe, hey, you are so kind.