how stupid are you

When Qi Fan was in junior high school, his grades were very good, he was the one who could get the first place in every subject, and he was not biased at all, so he was deeply liked by the junior high school teachers of all subjects.

When he was in elementary school, his parents divorced, and his father married a third-year-old. Qi Fan studied hard because he wanted to win. In the end, even if he got the first place in the school, in the eyes of his father and the people around him, it was because his stepmother taught him well and took good care of him. good.

Qi Fan doesn't like Xiaosan's stepmother, but this is not the reason why he is willing to degenerate.

The disgusting thing happened when he was in the second year of junior high school, just like the popular Gongdou drama now, it subverted his three views.

The stepmother, who had been pregnant for many years, had a miscarriage and was infertile for life. He pushed the slander. His father believed it and almost beat him to death.

In fact, it was just because Qi Fan accidentally saw the woman cheating, the woman was guilty, and she was afraid that he would speak out, so she lost her child and slandered him.

At that time, Qi Fan wanted to tell his father, but his father didn't want to listen to his explanation, so he beat him up angrily, and asked him to atone for his sins and honor his stepmother for the rest of his life.

Later Qi Fan thought, okay, since that's the case, let them be bitches and dogs forever, and if they love to wear a cuckold, they will wear it for a lifetime, and he won't talk about it, it's none of his business.

Later, Qi Fan was no longer willing to listen to the praise and envy of his relatives and neighbors towards that woman and his father when he got good grades, and he gradually became unwilling to study.

On the contrary, he was messing around in school and his grades were a mess. Seeing the teacher often calling home and seeing relatives talk about them, the woman and his father looked so bad, it was really refreshing.

Such revenge has continued to this day.

Today is the first time for Qi Fan to examine a topic seriously in so many years, and it is also the first time that he feels this kind of inexplicable irritability of "I really can't do it".

Shen Chou looked at him for a while, and sensitively sensed that Qi Fan was not in a good mood, so he reached out and touched the paper.

"Take your time, don't worry." Shen Chi comforted in a low voice.

Hearing this, Qi Fan raised his eyes to look at him, came back to his senses, smiled lightly, crumpled the test paper into a ball, a parabola, and threw it firmly into the big trash can in the storage room in front.

It's ridiculous, why did he really fall for Yi Shuyun's trick?

If you can’t do it, you can’t do it. If a fool can’t answer it, then you can’t answer it. What’s the big deal?

Shen crepe looked at the parabola with a look of amazement.

Watching the paper ball fall into the trash can, I clapped my hands excitedly.

"Amazing!"

Qi Fan laughed again, he suddenly felt that it's good to be a fool, carefree.

At least, when it rains, someone cooks ginger soup, and prepares a blanket for him to take a nap at school, how nice.

"It's amazing! Watch me play at night, it's even better!"

"Good~"

Shen Chen was so happy, he thought Qi Fan was so kind to him, and even took him to watch the game!It's completely different from the fierce attitude in the morning!Get better!

Fool, the point of happiness is so low, Qi Fan pouted.

"What's your name? My name is Shen Crepe."

While speaking, Shen Chen took out the draft pad and wrote the word "Shen Chen" very carefully stroke by stroke.

His handwriting is really very beautiful, Qi Fan felt that he and his dog crawling handwriting were the same as heaven and earth, and his handwriting did not deserve to appear next to Shen Chen's handwriting.

But since the fool asked with great anticipation, he still took the pen and wrote the word "Qi Fan" flamboyantly.

While writing, he also explained: "Qi Fan, this Qi, the sail of a sailboat."

Shen Chen looked at it for a while, then took the pen and rewrote the two characters, which was much more beautiful than Qi Fan's.

But he said in his mouth: "This Qi, the boat of the sailing boat, I know it!"

Qi Fan: ...

"The sails of the sailing ship..."

Shen Chi nodded hurriedly, "Yes! The sail of the sailboat!"

As he spoke, "Qi Chuan" was written on the paper.

Qi Fan: ...

"The sails of the sailboat! The sails! The sails! Fu~an~ sails!"

Shen crepe was dazed, he looked at what he wrote, then at Qi Fan who was frowning, fearing that he would get angry, he nodded and repeated.

"The sail of the sailboat, the sail of the sailboat, the sail of the sailboat..." staring at the name on the draft book, repeating it countless times.

Seeing his silly and serious look, Qi Fan felt a little soft in his heart, wanted to laugh, and felt that he was silly and funny.

As a result, I listened to him talking and started to get confused.

"The sails of the sailing ship, the sailing ship, the sailing ship..."

Qi Fan: ...

At this time, the class bell rang, and Shen Chen waved goodbye to Qi Fan, obediently sat down in his seat, and got ready for class.

It's not an English class, Qi Fan is more presumptuous, taking out his mobile phone to play.

As soon as the teacher came in, Shen Chou suddenly turned his head with a "sigh", and quickly said to Qi Fan, "I remember! Qi Fan, the boat of the sailing boat! Is your name Xiaochuan?"

Qi Fan: ...

This...why can't I get around the bend? ? ?

Before Qi Fan could refute, Shen Chen had already turned his head happily.

Qi Fan saw that he started to write in the draft book again.

After playing with the phone for a while, there was nothing interesting and a little boring, Qi Fan found the paper that was being commented on for this class, took it out and glanced back and forth in boredom.

Considering that there are no multiple-choice questions in this paper, and the math teacher never asks that idiot to answer questions, he should not make a fool of himself.

Thinking and thinking, staring at the paper, reading and listening to the teacher.

Before I knew it, the get out of class bell rang.

Qi Fan was a little surprised to find that he had just listened to the whole class so boringly...

Just as he was dazed, the fool in front turned around again and showed him the name written on several pages.

"Small boat! Am I right?"

Qi Fan saw "Qi Chuan" full of pages in the draft book, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he couldn't speak.

The fool's head just can't make a turn on this word, what can he do?

"Just as long as you're happy." Qi Fan curled the corner of his mouth and smirked.

"I can write your name, I'm so happy." Shen Chen smiled happily.

Qi Fan: ...

no you can't write...

After class, Shen Chou would turn around and talk to Qi Fan. His classmates who wanted to tease him didn't dare to come over. Their small corner was quiet all afternoon.

At dinner time in the evening, Qi Fan paid special attention to it. Yi Shuyun personally took Shen Chen to dinner, so he was relieved that Yi Shuyun, an old fox, still has love.

The first class in the evening was English class, Qi Fan didn't skip class, he was still the same as in the afternoon, he had nothing to do, he listened lazily, but he also listened to it.

When get out of class was over, Xiaopang sent a WeChat message asking him if he would play golf tonight.

Qi Fan looked at WeChat, and then at the handouts laid out neatly on his desk, he was shocked!

Look what he's been doing all afternoon?Are you actually listening to the class?

No, this is not the true nature of Brother Fan, Brother Fan is going to skip class.

Unable to bear the fact that he had suddenly attended the class, Qi Fan replied to Xiaopang, got up and left immediately.

Meet Xiaopang and the others at the teaching building of the third year of high school, and go to the school gate together.

During get out of class time, the uncle of the doorman will still be accommodating and let the students go out to buy something to eat on the opposite side of the school.

When a few people arrived at the school gate, Xiao Pang was in charge of going to the guard room and begging to go out to buy food.

Usually, Xiaopang can succeed. After all, he is fat, and he needs to eat more when he looks at it. It is understandable that he is hungry after studying at night.

But today, he failed.

Running back in a hurry, Xiaopang looked terrified: "Brother Fan! The doorman has changed! Another guy with a cold face and a ruffian! Not accommodating at all!"

"Why the sudden change? Isn't he still Uncle Zhang in the morning?"

While wondering, Qi Fan walked to the guard room and glanced in the window.

A handsome guy with an angry face was sitting in the guard room, and when he saw Qi Fan coming, he didn't say a word, and directly signaled them to go back to class.

Although it was just a gesture, Qi Fan felt that there was a word "roll" in what he wanted to say.

"Big brother, I think you are someone who has come here from the looks of you. You skipped classes a lot when you were in school, didn't you? We are all the same kind of people, and we are accommodating. Let's just remember our youth, okay?"

Qi Fan squeezed out a smile, and glibly talked to the naughty doorman.

The guard brother raised his eyebrows, got up and walked out of the guard room, tilted his head twice, squeezed his fists twice, and made gracing voices, hardcore as hell.

"Going out?" The voice was also low and cold.

Qi Fan: ...

Qi Fan thought he was quite tall, 180, and this guard boy was a full head taller than him, with a tall stature and a ruffian body, standing in front of him felt quite oppressive.

Isn't the guard just looking at the school gate? !Why do you still want to fight? !

The younger brothers felt that the doorman was too rigid, so they silently took a step back.

Xiaopang whispered: "Brother Fan, I think he is either guarding the door, or just trying to find fault with him and fight, maybe his hands are itchy."

Qi Fan: ...

Qi Fan had fought quite a lot. Ever since his father nearly beat him to death that time, when his father tried to beat him later, he would dodge if he could.

But it's a bit of a loss to fight in order to skip class, right?

The gate is not allowed to go, can't they climb over the wall?

"Tsk tsk! Big brother, what a pity, you can't recall your youth today, I feel sorry for you, alas!"

With that said, Qi Fan turned around, greeted his younger brothers, and left.

"Damn! The school is too poisonous, the guard is looking for someone like this?"

"Don't say it, this little brother has the aura of a big brother in society, I'm afraid Brother Fan won't be able to beat him."

"How do you talk? Fatty thinks Brother Fan is invincible! He has come to be a guard, what can he do?!"

Xiaopang's ability to lick dogs has never disappointed.

The corner of Qi Fan's mouth twitched, "Looks like we should just jump over the wall in the future."

The younger brothers nodded again and again.

When a few people were about to cross the playground, they suddenly saw a group of people laughing and laughing around a tree next to the playground.

Xiaopang's soul of gossip was burning, and he jumped over to listen to it very flexibly.

"Brother Fan! The idiots in your class are surrounded again!" Seeing the situation, Fatty immediately caught up with Qi Fan to report.

Hearing this, Qi Fan paused.

It's late at night, during the evening self-study class, what is that fool doing out there?Want to go home again?Why were you bullied again?

"I gonna go see."

Qi Fan frowned and walked over.

As soon as I got close, I heard a girl tease: "Kiss me, and I will tell you where the basketball court is."

"Pfft haha! Don't go too far! But I don't mind my little brother's kisses either!"

Qi Fan: ...

"What are you kissing? The dean is here to check on puppy love!" Qi Fan raised his voice.

The surrounding crowd dispersed immediately, and seeing Qi Fan with a group of younger brothers, they didn't know why they came, so they all shut up and didn't speak.

Xiaopang felt that Brother Fan was protecting this fool, so he rushed over, "What are you doing?! Don't you know that Brother Fan is covering this guy?"

Qi Fan: ...

I don't have it...

The group of people looked at Qi Fan and then at Shen Chou, their faces were bewildered.

Just at this time the preparatory bell rang, and everyone was going to class, and they all left one by one with a haha.

Seeing those people leave, Shen Chen breathed a sigh of relief, and became happy again when he saw Qi Fan.

"Boat! Are you going to play ball?"

Qi Fan was taken aback for a moment, then remembered that today he said he wanted to take Shen Chen to watch a game, he just said it casually and forgot, but he didn't expect this idiot to remember it.

Seeing him go, I thought he was going to play, so I came to look for him?

"Could you be more aggressive? In the future, if someone bullies you, you will be fierce, understand?!" Qi Fan felt a little bit like he hated iron but steel.

Shen crepe was stunned for a moment, then nodded in a daze, not sure if he listened or not.

Qi Fan frowned slightly, remembering that those girls just saw this idiot so stupid and tricked him into kissing him, he was speechless!

He stared at this stupid fool, and suddenly pushed him to the tree behind him, and the tree thumped, and suddenly he became interested in teasing him.

"It won't be fierce? Then give me a kiss, and I will cover you in the future?"

He just teased him like those girls, and wanted to see his reaction.

Unexpectedly, Shen Chen blinked and nodded obediently, and then kissed Qi Fan on the face.

Qi Fan didn't expect this fool to have a real kiss at all, and he petrified on the spot.

The younger brothers around also petrified together.

Only Shen Chen, a fool, didn't know what he did wrong, the boat stopped talking, and the people around him didn't talk either.

He looked from one side to the other, dazed for a moment, thinking that he had kissed the wrong place, and tentatively smacked Qi Fan's other side of the face again.

Qi Fan: ...

Long live...

The author has something to say: Author Gong: Change the cover!It feels super cute!

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"small theater"

Qi Fan: I didn't really ask you to kiss me!Are you stupid!

Shen Chen: You asked me to kiss, I'm not stupid, huh.