how stupid are you

Qi Fan fed Shen Chen a small cake, and he felt happy. He felt that this was probably the taste of love in the legend.

Shen Crepe ate happily, and didn't notice any changes in the way Qi Fan looked at him. Every time he looked at him, he only felt that Xiao Chuan was happy now, so he was also very happy, and then said sweetly to Qi Fan. With a sweet smile, Qi Fan was so sweet that he almost passed out.

After feeding a few mouthfuls of the cake, Qi Fan felt that although he didn't eat it, his mouth was very sweet, sweet, and while watching the little fool's reaction, he secretly sat down on Shen Chen's lap.

He thought to himself, if the little fool eats so happily, he shouldn't notice that there is an extra person on his lap, right?

Of course, this is not possible.

Shen crepe is just stupid, not lost consciousness.

The boat sat down on his lap again, Shen Chi was stunned for a moment, blinked, and looked down at the chair.

"Do you want me to give you half? Are you too tired to stand?"

Qi Fan: ...

awkward.

She threw herself into her arms and was disgusted.

The steel stupid straight man who doesn't understand style!

"Didn't you promise to be my daughter-in-law? Is it okay if I sit on my daughter-in-law's leg?"

Qi Fan dug out a spoonful of cream to feed Shen Crepe, feeling uneasy again, his eyes fluttered in embarrassment, and accidentally put a spoonful of cream on Shen Crepe's nose.

Shen crepe was dumbfounded, and looked at Qi Fan in great perplexity, feeling quite aggrieved.

"I gave you a seat, are you angry?"

Qi Fan, who was still embarrassed at first, saw it, and burst out laughing, and hurriedly took out a tissue to wipe him.

"No, no, I was not careful."

Qi Fan took a tissue and gently wiped Shen Chi's nose, and then suddenly swallowed.According to the experience of the TV series he watched, if they were in a passionate relationship, he shouldn't wipe the little fool with a tissue, he should just lick the cream off the tip of the little fool's nose...

lick off...

vomit!

Qi Fan was so frightened that he quickly stood up from Shen Chi's lap!

Damn, what was he thinking, he was so wretched!

When he stood up suddenly like this, Shen Chi was even more confused, it was only Xiao Chuan who thought he would not sit for him and got angry, looked up at him, and saw Xiao Chuan panting heavily with a straight face.

Are you really angry?

Shen Chou wiped off the cream on the tip of his nose with a tissue, then looked at his legs, dusted them lightly, then put his arms around Qi Fan's waist, pulled him over and sat on his legs.

Qi Fan who is still in self-loathing:! ! !

Shen crepe pulled him over to sit, and he subconsciously sat up with his legs apart. After sitting, he suddenly realized that this posture was too ambiguous!It's much more ambiguous than his casual sitting just now!

This little fool, does he even know what he's doing?

Invisibly seductive, the most deadly.

"I'll let you sit, don't be angry." Shen Chen said, and patted Qi Fan's back to comfort him.

Qi Fan immediately felt that his whole body was drained of strength, wishing to soften like a paralyzed mud...

This little fool is too flirtatious.

If others take a look at this, who would dare to say that they are not a couple?

But does the little fool really understand?

Qi Fan was sweet and sad at the same time, put the small cake on the table, and let out a long sigh, sighing and softening until he leaned on Shen Chen's shoulder.

Immediately, Shen Chen took advantage of the situation and changed from patting his back to stroking his head, gently rubbing Qi Fan's head.

Too sweet, too warm, too addictive.

Qi Fan felt that he was about to die in the gentle village.

"As my little daughter-in-law, you can only give me such a hug, not someone else's, you know?"

Knowing that the little fool may not understand feelings, Qi Fan simply didn't ask, so as not to pierce his heart, just follow the rules and finish the matter.

Shen Chi also cooperated very well, nodded quickly and said: "I only hug the boat, I don't like hugging others."

Qi Fan liked to hear these words very much, nodded in satisfaction, tentatively stretched out his arms to hug Shen Crepe, and seeing that the little fool did not refuse, he let out a sigh of relief, resting his head on Shen Crepe's shoulder, happily bubbles.

Qi Fan suddenly felt that he was very powerful, and he started dating by himself, and it was so sweet.

After being sweet for a while, Qi Fan suddenly felt something was wrong.

Little daughter-in-law or something, shouldn't she hug the fool herself and let him sit on her lap?He is a big man, how can he sit on the lap of his little daughter-in-law?

After knowing it later, she sat up straight and looked at Shen crepe in a daze, and Shen crepe also looked at him in a daze.

"What's wrong? Stop hugging?"

Qi Fan thought for a while, seeing Shen Chen's beautiful lips moving, his heart was pounding again.Although he understood that he should stand up at this time, and then aggressively pull Sha Chi onto his lap to hug him, but after Shen Chi asked this question, he suddenly didn't want to move.

The little fool still wanted to give him a hug, Qi Fan heard it.

"I want to hug." Qi Fan bared his teeth and smiled, then continued to lean his head on Shen Chen's shoulder.

This kind of responsive love makes people happier than talking alone.

Shen Chou was also in a good mood, seeing the boat leaning against his shoulder again, he leaned his head to rub against him, then stretched out his hand to rub his head, never tired of it.

The two were indulging in this ambiguous atmosphere that no one could explain clearly, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Qi Fan's face suddenly sank.

He was so happy with Silly that he almost forgot that he was at home, and there were two people he hated outside.

"Xiaofan, come out."

Qi Tran's voice came from outside, much gentler than usual, not too blunt, probably because there were guests.

If it was normal, Qi Fan might ask "what's the matter", or just ignore it, and then Qi Yan's anger would be provoked, and the two would fight each other.

But today Shen Chen was here, Qi Fan didn't want to scare him, so he responded and reluctantly got up from Shen Chen.

"Xiao Chuan, what's the matter?" Sensitively feeling Qi Fan's displeasure, Shen Chen took his hand to care.

Qi Fan rubbed his head, shook his head, "It's okay, you go to the bathroom to wash up and go to bed first, I'll go to bed after washing up."

He took out the pajamas from the closet and gave them to Shen Chou, Qi Fan went out of the room to the living room by himself.

In the living room, Qi Tran and Sun Ning were both sitting on the sofa, looking like they were about to interrogate something.

Seeing Sun Ning's smug expression, Qi Fan knew that she must have said something again, making Qi Yan stand on her side.

"what's up?"

Qi Fan walked over, and he was not polite, and sat down on the single sofa next to him, knocking on Erlang's legs, looking like a fool.

Qi Yan became angry when he saw his little bastard, and frowned, "Who bought your new mobile phone for you?"

"Huh? An auntie." Qi Fan raised his eyebrows, took out the phone from his pocket, and played with it over and over.

When Sun Ning heard this, her complexion was not very good, "Look, I'm not talking nonsense. I don't want to beat him either, but I'm afraid that he won't learn well, so I want to take him home and let you take care of him."

Qi Fan sneered and said, "It's just an aunt who bought me a mobile phone. How can I not learn? You are full of rubbish thoughts."

Sun Ning frowned, put her arms around Qi Yan's arm, and said aggrievedly: "Look at him, he doesn't have a good word to say. I'm worried that he will be cheated by a woman, so he's a little bit fierce, it's not for his own good."

"Why are you being cheated by a woman? I'm on your side, and I'm sure I'll never be cheated by a woman in my life." Qi Fan taunted with a half-hearted smile.

This is to say that Sun Ning is a first-class liar and is not a good person. Sun Ning can hear it, and Qi Yan can also tell it. The expressions of the two of them are very ugly in an instant.

This is just the normal state of Qi Fan's family. Qi Fan is stubborn and refuses to give in. Every time he quarrels, he is positive. Then Sun Ning is soft in front of Qi Yan. If he is wronged, Qi Fan will have nothing good to eat. up.

Today Shen Chen is here, Qi Fan has restrained his anger a little.

"It's nothing, I'm going back to my room, don't scare my classmates, thank you!" Qi Fan lazily stood up from the sofa while playing with his phone.

Qi Tran was very face-saving, thinking of Shen Chen's presence, he didn't want to quarrel with Qi Fan now, so he acquiesced with a cold face.

However, Sun Ning felt very wronged and refused to comply. She always felt that there must be something wrong with Qi Fan's aunt. She didn't ask Qi Yan before, because she was afraid of making Qi Yan unhappy, so she didn't pursue her. Now Qi Fan is here Here, she must ask clearly.

"Wait, which auntie will make it clear."

Qi Fan turned his head to look at her, and grinned: "Which auntie has nothing to do with you? Put away your inexplicable sense of crisis!"

"Old Qi! You don't care about him! Is it okay to be taken care of by a bad woman outside at a young age?"

Whoa!The word nurturing came out!

Qi Fan was stunned, and burst out laughing.

Shen crepe secretly pulled the door frame, listened for a long time at the door of the room, saw that woman suddenly became fierce, his heart skipped a beat, fearing that Qi Fan would be bullied, he rushed out immediately.

"What are you talking about? Xiaochuan's mobile phone was given by my aunt. How can you say that my aunt is a bad woman?"

Shen Chi was so angry that he thought that this person is really bad. While bullying Xiao Chuan, he also called his aunt a bad woman?

"Who is your aunt? Do you know Lao Qi?" Sun Ning turned to look at Qi Yan, trying to see something tricky on his face.

Shen Chen came out suddenly and saw the quarrel in their family. Qi Yan was not very happy at first, and felt that he couldn't save face. Now Sun Ning is still suspicious in front of the children and regards Shen Chen's aunt as an imaginary rival in love. I became irritable.

"Xiaofan's aunt, how did I know her? In front of the child, can you say a few words less?"

I used to have conflicts with Qi Fan, and Qi Yan was always on Sun Ning's side. Today, when he was suddenly attacked, Sun Ning was stunned, but he also realized the problem, which might make Qi Yan unhappy, so he quickly suppressed his anger , so as not to add fuel to the flames and no one will be able to catch it when the time comes.

"That's my misunderstanding." Sun Ning smiled.

Qi Fan rolled his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention, and prepared to pull Shen Chi back.

Shen Chi refused, and asked persistently: "Why do you say that my aunt is a bad woman? You are a bad woman, right? Why are you so cruel to Xiao Chuan? The other day I saw Xiao Chuan had a new mobile phone and wanted to hit him , if the guard brother hadn't stopped you, the boat would have been beaten to death by you!"

Sun Ning:? ? ?

Qi Fan was also shocked, this little fool, what are you talking about?

Why can't it reach the point where you want to be killed?

Did the little fool get scared at the time and think too much, or did he say that on purpose?

Qi Yan was already bored to death. Hearing what Shen Chen said, he sighed and glared at Sun Ning, "Didn't you just say a few words without doing anything?"

"I really didn't do anything. I'm a weak woman, how can I still do something to Xiaofan? Don't you know better than me how fierce he fights?"

Shen crepe snorted coldly, "I've done it! You've done it so fiercely! Who are you, why do you treat the boat like this? The boat can fight, so should you beat it? You're not right!"

Saying that, Shen Chi, who was out of breath, walked up to Qi Yan, pulled him over, and pulled him to Qi Fan's side, letting the father and son stand together.

"Uncle, save the boat quickly, who is this man, how can he bully your child!"

Sun Ning:? ? ?

Can this idiot understand the situation? ? ?

Qi Tran was also confused, he had never been dragged to his son's side when there was a conflict at home, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Turning his head to look at Qi Fan beside him, he saw Qi Fan's indifferent face, and he didn't make any excuses, just stood there stiffly.

Qi Zhuan suddenly remembered that every time he quarreled, this kid confronted him head-on, but he never defended himself, nor did he show any wronged side.

But in fact, when he was a child, when this kid was wronged, he would still find his father to solve it.He has a soft side, but I don't know when it started, as a father, he never saw this side again.

Seeing Qi Yan looking at him, Qi Fan was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes reflexively, turned his head away, even stepped aside, and walked to Shen Chen's side, unwilling to stand with him .

Qi Yangang's heart softened a little, but it hardened again immediately, and he was very dissatisfied, but he didn't say anything more about him.

The father and son had their own concerns, and they couldn't get used to it. The scene was very embarrassing for a while, and no one answered Shen Chen's words.

Sun Ning waited for a long time, but she didn't wait for Qi Yan's statement, she was also half-dead with anger, and explained to herself: "I am the hostess of this family, Qi Fan's mother."

Qi Fan is most annoyed by her self-proclaimed mother, and immediately explodes, and is about to hate her.

Before he could open his mouth, Shen Chen took a step forward and said with a confused face: "No! The boat has no mother, and the mother of the boat was taken away by bad people! Then who are you?"

Bad guy Qi Ji: ...

Facing a little fool, he didn't know whether to be angry or not.

Sun Ning looked at Qi Yan and saw that he still didn't speak, she was furious, smiled indifferently at Shen Chen, and continued to explain: "I am Qi Fan's stepmother, do you understand that?"

"Oh, I know, she's the kind of stepmother in fairy tales, right?" Shen Chen asked back.

Sun Ning: ...

The stepmother in fairy tales doesn't seem to have a good image...

Qi Fan, who was about to blow up, was dying of laughter when he heard it, and echoed: "That's right, it's that kind, exactly the same."

The smile on Sun Ning's face couldn't be restrained, and she looked at Qi Yan with grievances, "Old Qi! You should say something! I have been at home for so many years, have I treated Xiaofan badly? Have you ever angered him?"

Sun Ning's infertility caused by miscarriage is a land mine that this family will never touch, and it will explode as soon as it is touched.

When Qi Yan heard her say this, his heart immediately softened, and he remembered what happened at that time, and then looked at Qi Fan's unrepentant and unrepentant appearance, and his heart immediately turned to Sun Ning.

But at this moment, there are outsiders around, and Sun Ning is too ignorant, and Qi Yan feels very humiliated when he says such things in front of outsiders.

After this happened back then, he even covered it up for Qi Fan. No one among his relatives or friends knew that it was Qi Fan who pushed the process caused by Sun Ning, and Sun Ning also cooperated very understandingly, so he felt wronged by her. Always make up.

Now that Sun Ning said this in front of Qi Fan, Qi Yan felt very upset. How could this make Qi Fan look up in front of his classmates in the future?

"Stop it." Qi Yan stopped with a cold face.

Sun Ning just wanted to win the round, but at this moment she also found that she had said something she shouldn't have said, so she fell silent aggrievedly, feeling very upset.

Qi Fan's expression was indifferent throughout the whole process, and he was not interested in participating. He suddenly realized that there was a fool around him, and he was much more relaxed. It's almost dizzy, it's a god assist.

As for Shen Chen, who didn't know whether he didn't understand or didn't listen, he was completely immersed in his distress for Qi Fan, and pulled Qi Yan to let him protect Qi Fan, ignoring Sun Ning's words at all.

"The stepmother should also treat the boat well. The boat without a mother is too pitiful. There is no place to sleep, no one cares about her when she is sick, and her stepmother chases her to school and beats her. Isn't that bad?"

Sun Ning: ...

She co-authored a lot of things that she didn't treat Qi Fan badly, but this idiot didn't listen?Clinging on to what she did that day?

"It's okay, I'm used to it, let's go to sleep, don't talk anymore." Qi Fan yawned lazily, unwilling to continue entangled with them.

"But it's too pitiful, doesn't daddy care about you?"

Shen Chen, who didn't get Qi Fan's response for a long time, showed a disappointed expression, hugged Qi Fan silently, and patted him on the back.

Qi Transcript: ...

It is said that it is difficult for an honest official to break up housework, and people with a little brain will not meddle in other people's family affairs, but this is just a little fool. He intervened, so we can't blame him for being ignorant.

Qi Chuan felt very bad, felt very shameless, and then looked at his son who no one cared about and could only be hugged by a fool, and felt very heartbroken.

"Okay, it's really your fault. If you have something to say, talk about it. What kind of words do you want to chase after school? Where do you want me to put my face?" Qi Yan said in a low voice.

Sun Ning:? ? ?

"I didn't hit him, you have to believe me!"

Shen Chi rubbed Qi Fan's head, and said dissatisfiedly: "The reason why you didn't hit him was because you were stopped by the guard brother. If you didn't hit him, it doesn't mean you didn't hit him. It's not right for you to say that."

Sun Ning: ...

There is no way to communicate with this idiot.

Qi Tran was also annoyed, and he also found out that it was very difficult to communicate with this little fool, and now he just wanted to quickly end this inexplicable quarrel.

"Okay, let's make it clear. Shen Chen's aunt bought the mobile phone for Xiaofan. What are you dissatisfied with? Apologize to the children, you scared them."

"I apologize? What do I apologize for?" Sun Ning felt that this world was a fantasy.

"You said my aunt is a bad woman, you should apologize, you are not good to the boat, you should apologize? You are an adult, why are you so impolite? Isn't this too bad?"

Shen crepe frowned and shook his head, looking incomprehensible.

Qi Fan was about to die of laughter, rubbed his head, and didn't bother to listen to any apologies.

"No need, whatever you want, we're going to sleep."

Said, Qi Fan pulled Shen Chen back to the room, and when he passed by Qi Chuan, he said coldly: "Since I can't accept Auntie's kindness, please transfer the mobile phone money to me, and I will return it to Auntie tomorrow, thank you. "

Qi Transcript: ...

The truth is so, but why do you look so flat?

"Old Qi! What do you mean tonight?!"

After the children returned to the room, Sun Ning exploded.

Qi Yan sighed irritably, "Family matters are settled at home, it's rare for Xiaofan to bring his classmates back, can't you save me some face?"

"He's just a fool, what can he understand?"

Qi Chuan glanced at her, not wanting to argue anymore, shook his head and went back to the room.

Sun Ning felt that she had been wronged endlessly, snorted coldly, rushed out the door, and slammed the door so loudly that even Qi Fan's room could hear it very clearly.

Qi Fan, who was preparing towels for Shen Chi, was stunned for a moment when he heard the sound.

"What's the matter?"

Shen Chen was also startled, ran to the door, opened the door and looked out, and saw that the room was quiet, there was no movement.

"Is there no one else? Did someone knock on the door just now?" Shen Crepe ran back in a daze and asked Qi Fan.

Qi Fan sneered, and after the sneer, he felt overjoyed again, and threw himself on the bed to laugh hahaha.

He was so familiar with that "kuang kuang" sound, every time he was kicked out of the house, he would slam the door like this, but it was much softer than this time.

Qi Yan is the head of the family who wants to save face. It is impossible for him to slam the door and leave by himself. It can be seen that it must be Sun Ning who slammed the door just now?

Ever since this woman came to their house, Qi Fan was the one who was kicked out every time. Qi Fan has never seen her get so angry. This is really a turn of events!

"Stupid, stupid, you are too good!" Qi Fan was lying on the bed, laughing and praising Shen.

Shen crepe stood beside the bed in a daze, not knowing what he had done to make Qi Fan so happy, but seeing him smiling, Shen crepe felt very happy.

Laughter is contagious.

Shen crepe looked at it, laughed out loud, and threw herself on the bed.

Qi Fan was rolling over on the bed, and when Shen Cree rushed over, he just rolled over, and Shen Crepe threw him right on the ground in an instant, and his whole body was pressed under him, and his haha ​​was instantly suppressed.

Seeing that he stopped smiling, Shen Chi put his hands on Qi Fan's sides and looked at him with innocent eyes.

Qi Fan's heart was pounding, seeing that he didn't respond, he couldn't help chuckling, thinking that this fool was dead.

"Why are you pressing on me?" Qi Fan was about to guide him.

Hearing this, Shen Chen groaned and was about to get up immediately.

"Then I won't pressure you."

Qi Fan: ...

He stretched out his hand and pulled back the person who was about to get up, Shen Chi was caught off guard, and threw himself on Qi Fan, the two of them were face to face, and almost kissed.

"I crushed you!" Shen Chi asked worriedly.

"Fool, it won't break."

Shen Chen didn't believe it, but felt that Xiao Chuan seemed to like this very much, hesitated for a while, hugged the man and rolled to the side, the two changed positions and let Qi Fan press on him.

"Then you press me, do you like this?"

Qi Fan looked at the innocent face under him, his little heart was pounding, feeling like it was about to jump out.

ah!He is going to die!

Why is a little fool who doesn't understand anything so good at it, so flirtatious!

The author has something to say: Author Gong: Come!I am awesome!

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"small theater"

Qi Fan: I have a skill, falling in love by myself.

Shen Chen: I have a skill, which is to flirt while being silly.