how stupid are you

Qi Fan secretly has a love plan in his heart.

After class, he sent Xiaopang a message, asking him to find some love strategies.

Fatty, who was not led by Brother Fan to skip class, was also listening to the class with difficulty in the classroom at this time, and was shocked when he saw the news of Qi Fan.

Fatty: [Brother Fan!Am I going to have a sister-in-law?who! 】

Qi Fan: [You care so much, just send the love strategy and it's over. 】

Xiaopang: [Aw, there are some, Brother Fan, you have obtained it, and you are still chasing it, let me see which one I will give you. 】

Qi Fan looked at it, fell silent for a while, looked up at Shen Chen, who was listening to the class seriously, and thought that the little fool had promised to be his daughter-in-law, did it count?

After hesitating for a while, Qi Fan replied: [It's half done! 】

Fatty: [Oh ho ho!I know!What is half done is actually done, Brother Fan takes advantage of the victory to pursue!I will be able to win my sister-in-law! 】

Seeing these words, Qi Fan felt very comfortable. If half-finished work is done, it is very reasonable to think about it. If it is not done for sure, he refused. Who told the little fool not to refuse him!

Soon, Xiaopang sent a document, the name - "A must-have guide for picking up girls"

Qi Fan: ...

What the hell, the little fool is not a girl...

But he can't ask Xiaopang for a guide to chasing boys...

Presumably, falling in love or something is similar, so don't care too much about gender differences.

Thinking of this, Qi Fan opened the guide for picking up girls, read it with relish, what love words are necessary to flirt with a girl, tsk, every sentence is actually very interesting!

Interesting, presumably the rank of the little fool will be lifted up by him in minutes.

Waiting for the end of get out of class, waiting for the end of get out of class, and waiting for a while, Qi Fan couldn't help it, feeling that he couldn't wait that long, and wanted to try it right now.

So, he took out another small note, ready to pass on love words to Shen Chen.

[Little daughter-in-law, guess what I'm doing now? 】

After finishing writing, Qi Fan was already so sweet by himself, and passed it on to Shen Chen with a smile on his face.

Shen crepe called to see, he was dazed, and immediately turned his head to look, and saw Qi Fan was holding his chin and turning a pen in his hand.

So, Shen Chen replied: [I see, you are deserting, this is not good. 】

Qi Fan who received the reply: ...

The standard answer should be to stupidly ask him what he is doing, and then he should reply "I'm thinking of you"!

Qi Fan was not reconciled, regardless of Shen Chen's reply, he wrote: [Guess is wrong, I am thinking of you~]

Shen crepe took the small note, opened it, and was dazed again.

【But I'll just sit in front of you. 】

Qi Fan: ...

It seems that the love sentence he chose is not very good, the little fool can't get it, so let's change it.

Opened the guide for picking up girls, searched for it, and found another sentence, Qi Fan cheered up again.

[Little daughter-in-law, I think I fell into the river, what should I do? 】

Shen crepe looked at it and was confused again.

【No, you didn't fall into the river. 】

Qi Fan: ...

The standard answer should be to ask him where is the river, and then he replied "I fell into our love river"!

Qi Fan is not going to reply to this anymore, he can imagine that when he finished talking about the river of love, the little fool will definitely ask him what the river of love is...

A person was depressed for a while, and wanted to give up, when suddenly he saw the little fool in front of him secretly turning his head to take a look, as if he hadn't waited for the little note and was in a hurry.

Qi Fan was instantly sweetened, and quickly wrote another one.

[Little daughter-in-law, I have a toothache, it's all because you are too sweet! 】

This time, I don't need him to cooperate in answering anything, just give him the whole sentence, presumably there will be no more fools!

Qi Fan happily passed on the love words. Sitting in the seat, he felt that his ears were a little hot. Love words are really not suitable for him!

A person was inexplicably shy, only to hear a loud "squeak", and Shen crepe in front stood up suddenly.

"Teacher, Xiao Chuan has a toothache. We need to go to the school infirmary." Shen Chen stood and raised his hand high.

Qi Fan: ...

Absolutely.

This little fool is absolutely dead!

But what can be done, the little fool stood up, and he said that his teeth don't hurt at this time, wouldn't it make the little fool very embarrassed and be laughed at by everyone?

"Yes, I have a toothache..." Qi Fan stood up cooperatively and covered his mouth.

It was these two babies again, the teacher had no choice but to wave his hand to let them go.

After leaving the classroom, Qi Fan angrily deleted the "Necessary Guide to Picking Up Girls" that Xiaopang sent him!

Shit guide, no shit!

"Xiao Chuan, why do you have a toothache all of a sudden, is it very painful?" Shen Chou was still convinced, and followed Qi Fan, poking Qi Fan's face.

Qi Fan glanced at him, feeling a little desperate, but unable to get angry, he also stretched out his hand to poke Shen Chen's face.

"Because it's sweet, it's so sweet."

"Have you eaten sugar? Is it because you ate a small dessert last night, so don't you eat it in the future?"

Qi Fan: ...

I can't tell, so just shut up.

Picking up the phone and pretending to be busy, Qi Fan opened the webpage, and secretly searched "Guide to Chasing the Goddess", but didn't dare to read it slowly in front of Shen Chou, only glanced at it hastily.

In front of male gods, you have to pretend to be weak, no man can stand up to a weak cutie.

After Qi Fan glanced at it, he immediately exited the webpage, glanced at Shen Chen, and covered his face in aggrieved manner.

"It hurts."

Qi Fan thought about whether to add yingying, but after thinking about it, he still felt too disgusting, so he didn't dare to add it.

"Let me rub it for you, it won't hurt if you take painkillers?"

Shen Chen believed it was true, and wrinkled his face distressedly, while walking with his arms around Qi Fan, he stretched out his hand to gently rub his face.

When I was telling him love words just now, the group of idiots and straight men couldn't understand anything. Now they pretend to be weak and warm up like this? ? ?

It seems that this strategy is suitable for him.

Qi Fan looked at Shen Chi's distressed appearance, which caused him extreme comfort, and he didn't want to share it with anyone.

"I don't think I need to take painkillers. If you treat me as a little wife, I will be fine."

Qi Fan fooled the little fool, but Shen Chen immediately nodded.

"I will, you are a man, I am a daughter-in-law, are you feeling better now?"

The little fool may not have fully figured out what the little daughter-in-law means, but he agreed without hesitation, which aroused Qi Fan's extreme comfort again.

He didn't think it was urgent, he could let Shachi know slowly, as long as he was willing to treat him well at this moment, it would be fine.

"I think I'm much better." Qi Fan chuckled, took out his phone and turned on the recording function, and said, "Say it again on the phone."

The two stopped on the stairs and looked at each other, Qi Fan's eyes were flickering, Shen Chi's eyes were full of confusion.

"what did you say?"

"Say that you, Shen Chen, are going to be Qi Fan's daughter-in-law, tell me quickly, and I won't feel any pain at all after you finish."

Shen crepe blinked in a daze, but did not refuse, and said clearly, "I, Shen crepe, want to be Xiao Chuan's daughter-in-law."

"Ah~ cool!" Qi Fan felt relieved and saved the recording.

In this way, the little fool will not be able to go back on his word in the future, and he has evidence.

"Then are you still in pain?" Shen Chi didn't care what Qi Fan was happy about alone, he touched his face, caring.

Qi Fan's heart warmed again, he felt that the little fool was here to save him, it's no big deal to be stupid, he will protect the little fool in the future.

"It doesn't hurt anymore, let's go and tell Yi Shuyun about you staying at my house tonight after class is over?"

"Okay."

Qi Fan chuckled, feeling that everything had been arranged, so he waited to finish talking with Yi Shuyun, and then he would sneak a good look at "Guide to Chasing the Goddess" later in class.

This set is useful, presumably with a lot of practice, the little fool will be able to get the hang of it!

It feels so good to be a little daughter-in-law!

The author has something to say: Author Gong: I have something to do, so I will make it short today, okay~

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"small theater"

Qi Fan: That's weird, why is it suitable for me to use "Guide to Chasing Goddesses"?

Shen Chen: Because you are the little daughter-in-law.

Qi Fan: No, you are the young daughter-in-law, and I have audio evidence.

Shen Crepe: But my original name is Shen Duzhou, not Shen Crepe, and your name is Qi Fan, not Xiaochuan. The evidence is invalid.

Qi Fan: [death]