how stupid are you

Yi Shuyun has been a head teacher for so many years, and has dealt with many students' puppy love, but he has never encountered a situation of sexual intercourse.

Or, he may never have noticed the situation.

After all, it seems normal for boys of this age to play and fight, and few teachers would think about that.

Now being reminded by Zhao Shen like this, Yi Shuyun felt that his heart was creepy, and being gay was a complication of puppy love, and he really didn't have a solution for the time being.

Watching Zhao Shen leave, Yi Shuyun frowned slightly, always feeling that this man is a ruffian, maybe he can't fully believe what he said?

Thinking of this, Yi Shuyun took a deep breath, returned to the classroom, packed up his lesson plans on the podium, and prepared to go back to the office.

Just after leaving the classroom door, Qi Fan and Shen Chen, who came back from the bathroom, walked towards them.

When Yi Shuyun saw it, his heart felt a little chilled—the two babies came back holding hands.

"The relationship between you two is getting better and better." Yi Shuyun glanced at their hands and asked with a smile pretending to be calm.

Qi Fan lowered his head and glanced at the hand tightly held by Shen Chi, feeling helpless, the little fool just wanted to hold his hand to seek a sense of security, what could he do?

Have the ability to let the fool lead others?

Presumably a fool would not be willing to lead others.

After Qi Fan's inner activity, he was satisfied with himself, and his heart jumped for joy, but he didn't let go of Shen Chi's hand, picked it up and shook it openly in front of Yi Shuyun.

"Hey, these days, it's normal for male classmates to hold hands and go to the bathroom together. Teacher Yi is out!"

As soon as the words were finished, a female classmate passing by next to them holding hands and going to the bathroom together, bouncing around and shaking her little hands, full of classmate love.

Yi Shuyun watched the pair of female students leave hand in hand, and then looked at the male student holding hands in front of him, his face twitched.

He has been a teacher for many years, and he has never seen a male classmate holding hands to go to the bathroom.

Coupled with Zhao Shen's words, Yi Shuyun really became a little worried.

Qi Fan, the little overlord, was unwilling to study in the first place, so how can he pay off his puppy love?If there is a problem of coming out of the closet again, can this senior year survive in peace?

"I also think it's normal to hold hands, and I can also hold hands with Mr. Yi." Shen Chen said with a natural expression.

Hearing this, Qi Fan turned his head and frowned at him, took Shen Chi's hand behind his back, leaned over and whispered: "Teacher Yi doesn't like holding hands, so don't hold him."

Shen Crepe believed it was true, and nodded obediently, "Then I'll just hold the boat's hand."

Qi Fan was satisfied.

Yi Shuyun's mouth twitched.

The two children didn't know what Yi Shuyun was thinking at this time, but now that they met and talked to each other, Qi Fan hurriedly told him that he was going to take Shen Chen out to eat grilled fish at noon.

Originally, Shen Chen went to eat with Yi Shuyun at noon and evening, so he must be informed.

Yi Shuyun's first reaction was that he couldn't do it. After all, Shen Chen was a little fool, and Qi Fan himself was just a child. He was afraid that something might happen and the two children could not handle it.

But Yi Shuyun also knew that it would be useless for him to object. If he disagreed, Qi Fan, the little overlord, would secretly take Shen Chi away, and it would be even more troublesome.

"Just for lunch?" Yi Shuyun asked.

This troublesome homeroom teacher didn't object. Qi Fan was a little surprised, and hurriedly said with a smile: "It's just lunch, and I'll eat grilled fish. It's not far from the school. It will be soon, I promise!"

As he said that, Qi Fan squeezed Shen Chen's hand, asking him to express his opinion, presumably Yi Shuyun would believe Shen Chen's words more.

Shen crepe was pinched, stunned for a moment, leaned over and asked Qi Fan in a low voice: "Just eat a fish? Don't play ball anymore?"

Qi Fan immediately covered Shen Chen's mouth, and said seriously: "Just eat a fish! Didn't we agree?!"

Shen Chen still couldn't understand Qi Fan's hint, only felt that the plan had changed, and nodded aggrievedly.

Their reaction was noticed by Yi Shuyun, and he thought that it was as expected, Qi Fan escaped from school, how could he come back so easily, not to mention the last time they tried their best to skip class and failed, they must be bitter about it.

But Yi Shuyun was not prepared to object, as objecting would only arouse Qi Fan's rebellious psychology.

"Okay, but if you don't come back from lunch break, shouldn't you be punished?" Yi Shuyun smiled and began to dig holes for Qi Fan.

Qi Fan hadn't said anything yet, when Shen Chen heard that there was a punishment, he quickly took off Qi Fan's hand covering his mouth, and stood in front of him.

"No no no! Don't punish the boat!"

Qi Fan suddenly had a black line in his head. Isn't this fool's reaction just to tell the teacher that they will never come back from their lunch break?

"Fool! We can hurry back, what are we afraid of! Any punishment doesn't matter!" Qi Fan held his head high and his face was sincere.

Yi Shuyun smiled and nodded, "It's nothing. If you don't come back from the lunch break, you should memorize the words and phrases handout of the first lesson. It's good to ask to write a word silently, otherwise you won't be able to take Shen Chen to dinner in the future."

Qi Fan: ...

Shouldn't the so-called punishment be running around the playground a few times, doing a hundred push-ups, etc.?

Why play so big? !

Shen Chen didn't think the punishment was too serious, but when he heard that he couldn't go to dinner with Xiao Chuan, he held Qi Fan's hand again in aggrieved manner.

"Come on! I want to have dinner with you!"

Qi Fan: ...

Tremendous stress.

Seeing the pitiful and pleading appearance of the fool, Qi Fan felt that he couldn't refuse, so he nodded his head hard.

"Bet!"

The corner of Yi Shuyun's mouth curled up, revealing a foxy smile, "I'm optimistic about you, go to class quickly."

Qi Fan glanced at him, feeling as if he had fallen into some kind of pit.

Yi Shuyun watched them enter the classroom hand in hand, and chuckled again.

It would be best if the two kids came back during their lunch break. If they didn't come back and skipped class, he would have lost nothing. After all, Zhao Shen had a position there, and Zhao Shen was in charge of safety, so he was trustworthy.

When Zhao Shen finds him back, it's time for Qi Fan to recite the book, that's wonderful.

At noon, Qi Fan led Shen Chen to eat grilled fish. When he left the school gate, he felt the guard's eyes were extremely sharp, making people feel cool behind him.

Originally skipping class to eat grilled fish and play basketball is a happy thing, why do you feel so fuzzy in your heart?

What is going wrong?

After eating at the grilled fish shop with Shen Crepe, Qi Fan still felt that something was weird, and thought about not going to play golf, and going back to take a lunch break after eating.

Just about to talk to Shen Chen, Shen Chen took a piece of fish meat from the side, which was thornless, fragrant and crispy, and put it into Qi Fan's bowl.

"This is super delicious, and it's crunchy! Don't we want to play golf after eating? Isn't the boat playing super beautiful!"

Qi Fan looked at Shen Zhi's shining eyes full of admiration, and swallowed the words just as they came to his lips.

No, he couldn't refuse Shachao's request, he vowed to let Shachao see him play!

"Go, I'll contact Xiaopang and the others. We'll go to the supermarket first and buy you some snacks. You can sit by the side and watch while eating."

Shen crepe was so happy, he smiled and nodded, "Mmm, I must be very happy!"

Seeing him happy, Qi Fan felt satisfied, felt satisfied, and his whole being was sublimated, so happy!

After eating the grilled fish, the lunch break bell rang in the school, and it faintly spread to the grilled fish shop.

Shen crepe was dazed for a moment, and asked in a low voice with some concern: "Are we really not going to take a lunch break? Then you have to endorse, but I think it's really nothing to endorse."

Qi Fan: ...

You are nothing, I am going to die.

"It's nothing, it's just an endorsement. I really like the endorsement. Let's go and play!" Qi Fan raised his head proudly, not admitting defeat.

Today is a bit hot and the sun is shining.

The two got on the bus, there were not many people at noon, there were seats, Shen Chi sat by the window, in the rickety car, drowsy from the sun, his head was biting.

Qi Fan sat inside, feeling fine, seeing that he was very sleepy, reached out and rubbed his head, hugged his head, and let him lean on his shoulder.

Shen crepe didn't refuse, just fell asleep all the way in a daze.

When they arrived at Jiangshi Gymnasium Station, Qi Fan took Shen Chi, who was sleepy and unconscious, out of the car.

Shen crepe hadn't woken up yet, rubbed his eyes, looked at the dazzling sun, a little glaring, unhappy, hugged Qi Fan in front of him with aggrieved, buried his head on Qi Fan's shoulder and rubbed it.

Qi Fan felt his heart skip a beat at that moment, and then felt that the little fool was so cute and loved killing people, so he couldn't help but hugged him and rubbed his head.

"Still sleepy?"

At this time, Shen Chen had already forgotten what to watch and play, and was so sleepy that his head was dizzy, and he whispered coquettishly: "I want to sleep."

Qi Fan turned his head and looked at the Jiangshi Gymnasium in front of him. While hugging the idiot hanging on his body, he took out his mobile phone and checked the nearby hotels.

"Then go take a nap first. There's no rush to play. We've all come out anyway. It's just right to play when we wake up."

As he said that, Qi Fan sent Xiaopang a WeChat message: 【Let's go to bed first, you can do whatever you want. 】

Fatty who was pigeond again:? ? ?

The new kid is too favored, right?Is it so amazing to be handsome?have privileges?

The hotel is nearby, Qi Fan led the dazed little fool over there, went in to check in, and was extremely thankful that he brought his ID card.

The two children didn't know that they were actually being followed along the way.

Zhao Shen followed to the hotel entrance, raised his eyebrows slightly, the corners of his mouth curled up in an interesting arc, picked up his mobile phone and called Yi Shuyun.

Yi Shuyun went to the guard's room in the morning to get angry with Zhao Shen, knowing that he would protect the safety of the children, when he received the call, his heart suddenly jumped for no reason, thinking that something happened, he quickly picked it up.

"Mr. Zhao, what happened?"

Zhao Shen chuckled lightly, and said, "They have opened a room in the hotel. I have already taken care of the safety issues. What does Teacher Yi think should be done for the rest?"

Skip class and go out to open a room? ? ?

Yi Shuyun was dumbfounded, his whole body was not well.

The author has something to say: Author’s Gong: Tomorrow, the million-character update will be in the afternoon, so please come and collect it in time, thank you for your support, please~~~

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"small theater"

Yi Shuyun: It's over, the two babies have gone to a room! ! !

Qi Fan: What happened to the room?

Shen Crepe: It’s just a sleeping duck.

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Recommend Jiyou's campus essay "I was proposed on the first day of school" by Chen Zai

[Buddhist mixed-circle pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, divided into two subjects × high IQ, low EQ and low all-round learning master Gong]

Yi Xun failed the college entrance examination and only scored 380 points. He was thrown into school by his father and remade.

God treated him well and gave him a handsome deskmate.

On the first day of school, his deskmate gave him a box of chocolates.

On the second day of school, his deskmate gave him a bouquet of roses.

On the third day of school, his deskmate gave him a big three-carat diamond ring.

……

Yi Xun: ...This person is probably sick!

Chen Fang: (seriously) I want to make friends with you.

Yi Xun: ...This man is really sick!

Chen Fang: [Be cute.jpg]

Received glasses are a seal!

Weird, not scary.

Seemingly cold but cute and aggressive, hiding in the early stage and being spoiled in the later stage is really sweet!