No one believes that I am time-traveled

After school, the people in the classroom almost left, and only a few students on duty stayed to clean up.

The parrot Pa flew in through the window and landed on Guan Mingzhe's desk accurately.Guan Mingzhe and the others had already gone to the cat cafe, but he knew that Pa liked to come here, so he prepared snacks on the desk.Pa familiarly hooked open a cardboard box with his claws, and there were already peeled melon seeds in the box, and Pa ate two of them.The student on duty looked at it strangely, and couldn't help but took two steps towards Pa.

Pa looked up at the student on duty.The student on duty quickly said, "Don't be afraid, I just want to touch you, is that okay?"

Pa had no malice towards the child, tilted his head, looked at the student on duty for a few seconds, and nodded.The student on duty was overjoyed, and walked over in three steps at the same time, but because he walked too hastily, he accidentally bumped into Yue Weixin's desk.A dictionary on the table was knocked to the ground.The student on duty hastily bent down to pick up the dictionary.But a piece of paper floated out of the dictionary at the same time, but the student on duty didn't find it.

The student on duty is anxious to touch the parrot.He touched Pa's wings lightly, with a satisfied expression on his face, and whispered while touching, "I will close the door and window after I take out the trash, you can play for a while, and don't be locked in the classroom later." inside."

When the duty students went to take out the trash, Pa jumped up and down on the table like a king patrolling his territory.He looked at Guan Mingzhe's textbook, and then at Shao Xingchen's small model.Then, he noticed the paper on the ground.He flew to the ground and happily picked up the piece of paper with his mouth.Pa likes to collect scraps of paper lost by students recently.Just like Qingwen who likes to hear the sound of tearing fans in Dream of the Red Chamber, Pa likes to hear the sound of claws tearing paper.When he first found out that he had this hobby, Guan Mingzhe tried to reason with him, don't tear up unused blank paper, you can tear up the draft paper that others have used, so that it won't be wasted.

Guan Mingzhe taught it twice, and Pa remembered it. The draft paper produced by several members of the "Meow Planet" wechat group was collected by Guan Mingzhe when they were doing their homework, and let Pa tear it up for fun.This time, Pa picked up a scrap of paper by himself and flew away with the prize.

In Pa's simplistic way of thinking, the paper on the ground must be waste paper, discarded by others.

Pa happily flew back to Teacher Fang's office.

"What's in your mouth? Show me?" Teacher Fang asked curiously.In fact, he may not be really curious, but he needs to act like this to interact with Pa.Pa's personality is not very active, and Teacher Fang, as his supervisor, must be more active.

take it!Pa generously shared his spoils with Teacher Fang.

Teacher Fang laughed immediately.He likes Pa very much, because Pa is really simple and kind, and he lives a simple but happy life.

Teacher Fang picked up the paper and looked at it, the expression on his face gradually became subtle.Pa patted the back of Teacher Fang's hand with his wings.Teacher Fang put this piece of paper into the file bag and said, "I have something to discuss with you. Can you give me this piece of paper? I'll exchange it with you for melon seeds." He could roughly guess that Pa must have gone to six I played in the classroom of my class, and somehow I got this piece of paper in the classroom.

Pa was able to understand words such as "give", "you", "I", "melon seeds" and "change", and hurriedly said: "I will give it to you, but I will not change it." This means that you can take it if you want it. Well, I can give you everything I have, you don't have to trade melon seeds, I'm willing to give it to you unconditionally.

"Thank you! You are so generous! I am very happy." Teacher Fang said.

Knowing that he was praised, Pa jumped on the table again, happy like a child.

Throughout the weekend, Yu Bokai doubted his life.For a normal person like him, how did he give birth to such a strange thing as Yu Lin.Yu Lin online bought a bunch of things for him, but he couldn’t think of anything he wouldn’t give away, such as Taoist robes of various styles, a mobile phone case with the Tao Te Ching printed on it, a tree root carving of an old cow carrying Lao Tzu, and one engraved with "Bokai Believers" seal, with the magic pestle and cassock...

Yu Bokai pointed to the demon pestle and cassock expressionlessly and said, "These are used by monks."

Yu Lin hurriedly hid the demon pestle and cassock behind him, and said, "I bought the wrong one. I bought it before going to bed that day. Maybe I was too sleepy, so I accidentally bought the wrong one. I will return it at that time." It is impossible to return the goods, and he planned to hide the subduing magic pestle and cassock in his bedroom.His father is free to play with Fuchen, so why can't he pretend to be cool with a Subduing Demon Pestle?

In order to make up for his mistake, Yu Lin quickly took out the seal engraved with "Bokai Faithful", put it in his hand and held it to his father, and said flatteringly: "Dad, this is made to order, it's so precious! I know that believers are a kind of name Taoists call ordinary believers. Don’t you feel very beautiful when you see this chapter? Hehe, no thanks, you can cover it for fun!”

Yu Bokai: "..."

I am not beautiful at all, but a little suspicious of life.

The gifts Yu Bokai received were not too many, and Yue Weixin was almost full of them.

Let’s be honest, the magic items bought by Yulin online are far from those in Yue Weixin’s hometown. At least they don’t have the pointed hat worn by the witch, nor do they embroider black cats on their robes!But Yue Weixin put the pointed hat on his head very cooperatively, and said: "This year's Halloween is over, and next year's Halloween, we can wear this look on the street!"

"I bought these at random, and I usually wear them at home. (After hearing this, Yu Bokai gradually despaired. Do you plan to wear this at home in the future?) Next year's Halloween is still early, and we have enough time to prepare , you draw a few magic robe styles that you have set in your mind, and I will show the design drawings to my mother, and let her find a way to arrange for someone to make a few new sets for us."

Yue Weixin looked at Yu Bokai thoughtfully, and asked, "Auntie owns a clothing brand, doesn't she? Can we do this? If the movie about Dawn Continent is a big success, we will cooperate with Auntie's clothing brand." , Let them produce the joint clothes of the Chenxi mainland movie. If the movie is not successful, then forget it.” The joint clothes are different from the surrounding clothes.The joint model has both the design features of this side and the elements of the other side.Such clothes can be sold to movie buffs as well as passers-by.If the movie is a big success, the only co-branded brand will definitely have a good publicity effect.

Yu Bokai said: "I don't understand these things. You can discuss it with Yu Lin's mother when the time comes. Anyway, all the copyrights related to Chenxi Dalu are in your hands, and you can arrange them however you want." What can copyright bring?Can bring fame and fortune.The fame is what the reformers deserve, and the benefits are what the reformers deserve.The state will definitely support him secretly.You know, Yue Weixin has actually given up a lot, and he has a lot of credit that cannot be put on the surface, so the relevant departments will definitely make compensations in other aspects.

"Are you sure? Are you really going to make a movie?" Yu Lin said excitedly.He felt that he was witnessing the birth of a miracle!

"I can do it. By the way, wouldn't it be too disobedient to ask director Hua Guo to make a Western fantasy-style movie?" Yue Weixin suddenly realized this.This sense of disobedience can be equivalent to asking a foreign director to make orthodox cultivating movies and martial arts movies.

"Eh..." Yu Bokai was also a little stuck.He thought that Wu Zhiguo, as a time traveler, was not a Chinese in the true sense. He traveled from the cultural environment of the great integration of the world. Maybe let him lead a group of Western actors to make Western Fantasy movies, This is no problem?However, the people who eat melons who know about this will definitely feel that it is very inconsistent!

"You first write out the general plot of the story." Yu Bokai said finally.Not only must there be a general storyline, but also clothing settings and so on.If you want to restore the style of Yuewei's new hometown as much as possible, you can't do it without three years of preparation time.

Yue Weixin has to live in this time and space for many "three years", waiting for three years is nothing.Anyway, the country will give him the green light all the way. As long as Yue Weixin is ready, the first film should be made before he graduates from university.

In the regular meeting on Monday, Yu Bokai, as the guardian of the traverser S001, submitted the report with extremely complicated emotions.He really didn't want to make public the story of his son's young and secret love, but due to the guardian's responsibility, he had to make it public.

Teacher Fang is also a participant in the regular meeting.Looking at the report in his hand, he froze for a moment.

"Doctor Fang, do you have anything to say?" Deputy Captain Liu asked.

Teacher Fang thought for a while, took out a piece of paper from the file bag at hand, and said, "I thought... this might be a joke among the children. It is very popular in the class for children of their age to recognize their father as their wife." A class of activities. However, Dui Yu just said... I..." Doctor Fang faintly felt that something was wrong, but as a father, Dui Yu couldn't possibly get his son's mind wrong, right?Then Yu Lin must really have a crush on Yue Weixin, and this crush has been so strong that Captain Yu noticed it.

Teacher Fang took out the marriage certificate of Yu Lin and Yue Weixin.It is the one that Yu Lin drew by hand a long time ago!

When Yu Lin drew this marriage certificate, it was really just for fun.

But with Yu Bokai's foreshadowing, none of the grown-ups who saw this hand-painted certificate thought it was a joke.Yu Bokai was dumbfounded.These two brats even have a marriage certificate?When did they privately decide for life?

"Let's put aside the gender factor, this is actually two adolescent children in puppy love." Deputy Captain Liu said in a very objective tone, "Puppy love is actually very normal. They are at this age When people are curious about this kind of thing, they are easy to be attracted to excellent opposite sex...and the same sex. We don't need to worry too much. "

Yu Bokai raised his head expressionlessly, looking at the deputy team silently.You don't have to worry, you are not the parent of the child!

Deputy Captain Liu perfectly received Yu Bokai's resentment, shut up quickly, kicked the ball to Teacher Fang before shutting up, and said, "Of course, for an asexual like me, I don't want to express any opinions. Fang Doctor, tell me about this."

Doctor Fang's mind was spinning fast.He not only has to take into account the feelings of the children, but also the feelings of the parents!

Yu Bokai lowered his head and continued to study the marriage certificate.

Seeing this, he made a new discovery!All the handwriting on this marriage certificate was written by Yu Lin, even Yue Weixin's name was written by Yu Lin.So this certificate should not be made by the two children together, but by Yu Lin secretly.A picture suddenly appeared in the old father's mind, Yu Lin was writing and drawing on the paper with a sweet and nervous mood...

Yu Lin even feminized his own name "Yu Lin" into "Yu Lin".

Yu Lin is such a face-saving person, he actually wants to marry Yue Weixin as a woman!If Yu Lin hadn't fallen in love with Yue Weixin miserably, and thought that as a man, he was not qualified to love Yue Weixin, he would never have imagined himself as a woman.

After realizing this, Yu Bokai's heart became extremely heavy.

Teacher Fang asked cautiously: "Team Yu, let's put the two children's questions aside first. Do you need psychological counseling?"

Yu Bokai was silent for a moment, then said, "Okay, let's make an appointment."

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Waiting online, my son has low self-esteem because of love, and may have thought about sex change for love, what should I do!