No one believes that I am time-traveled

Some instincts are really hard to restrain!Yu Bokai was silent for a few seconds, crumpled the peach blossom talisman into a ball and threw it into the trash can.This peach blossom talisman is actually useless, although there is absolutely no problem with its drawing method, but it is a dead object without spiritual energy.

Yu Bokai sighed, took out a piece of rice paper from the small bookshelf, picked up a pen-style brush that could automatically refill ink, and wrote the report on the paper in regular lowercase letters.As the guardian of Yue Weixin, he must submit reports regularly.

What a shame!

His son fell in love with Yue Weixin, and the old father had to report this to Te'an!What is this called!Yu Bokai is still relatively traditional in his bones. When he thinks that at next week's regular meeting, everyone will sit down and discuss his son's non-mainstream youthful love story, his face will turn black.But some principles must not be relaxed.During the period of supervision of the traverser, the Special Security Office must be responsible for the traverser.If after discussion, the Special Security Office feels that such an environment is not conducive to Yue Weixin's life, then they will take action to separate Yu Lin and Yue Weixin.At that time, the Special Security Office will definitely arrange a new guardian for Yue Weixin.

This kind of report has a specific format, and Yu Bokai wrote it smoothly, as long as he has the format kit.But this time was different from before. He frowned, writing each word with difficulty, and often stopped to reconsider the words after writing half a sentence. After writing half a page, he suddenly felt that some words were awkward. It was awkward, so I had to crumple this piece into a ball, change a piece of paper and write again.

Just as the new report started, Yu Bokai heard Yue Weixin's voice coming from the corridor.At that moment, Yu Bokai's body reacted faster than his brain, he stood up quickly, opened the door and rushed outside, the whole movement was very smooth and smooth.

Yu Bokai's eyes were like the most advanced search cameras, scanning around reflexively.There is nothing wrong with the house.Yue Weixin fell by himself, a little hard, and was grinning in pain.Yu Bokai quickly helped him up.

Yu Lin's door opened a few seconds later than Bai Kai's.He opened the door and asked, "What's the matter?"

Yue Weixin was supported on half of his body by Yu Bokai. He only had a shoe on one foot, and the other shoe flew far away.He rubbed his buttocks and said, "It should be that the slipper is broken, and the sole of the shoe broke suddenly. I fell hard. Hiss...it hurts."

Yu Lin walked to Yue Weixin's side in two or three steps, his eyes fell on Yue Weixin's tailbone, and asked, "Does your butt hurt? Let me rub it for you!" He had absolutely no other meaning in saying this!All he could think of was that Yue Weixin was broken, and he wanted to help him relieve the pain.

But Yu Bokai subconsciously pushed Yue Weixin behind him.He was like a solid wall, blocking Yue Weixin and Yu Lin.Yu Lin's vision was filled with a yellow robe.He looked up the robe and saw his father's black face.

Wait, what is my dad dressed up for!

Yu Bokai was seen wearing a large yellow robe with a black wide border, a straight collar and a large placket, very wide sleeves, and hexagrams embroidered on the hem.This doesn't look like a decent dress!Looking carefully, he was wearing a white cotton linen jacket.Yu Lin doesn't know much about traditional Chinese clothing, but he has watched TV dramas anyway, so this should be the inner garment worn by the ancients!

Yu Lin stared at his father stupidly.The kid died.

It's no wonder that Yu Lin's ability to accept is poor. It's because Yu Bokai has never shown his interest in this area. It's a sudden shock to Yu Lin.If one day, Yu Lin sees his father wearing a pink dress - of course this is impossible - he will also panic.The nature of the two things is similar in Yu Lin's case. After all, he never thought that his father would wear a pink skirt before, nor would he have thought that his father would wear an exquisite and unusual Taoist robe.

Only then did Yu Bokai notice the problem with his attire.Uh, in the past few years, he has always dressed like this in the bedroom, and it has never been exposed.Only today, when he heard Yue Weixin's scream, he was worried that something would happen to Yue Weixin, so he ran out of the bedroom just like that.

Silence spread in the corridor.

Yu Bokai's bedroom door was wide open.He was in a hurry to help Yue Restoration, but forgot to close the door.A corner of the bedroom can be seen through the door.Although there is only one corner, it is enough.There are gourds and blessing ribbons hanging on the head of the bed!The chandelier hanging from the ceiling turned out to be a Tai Chi Eight Diagrams!There is a large wardrobe on the wall directly opposite the door, and there are Tai Chi whisks and Taoist hats hanging on the handles of the wardrobe!

Yu Bokai stretched out his foot expressionlessly and closed the door.But this is deception, because the children have already seen what should be seen or not.After Yue Weixin's butt hurt the most, it didn't hurt so much now.He stared at Yu Bokai's Taoist robe curiously.This robe actually has dark patterns, and the yellow clothes are embroidered with swastika patterns with another kind of yellow thread.

This dress must be custom-made, definitely not cheap!

In the silence, Yu Lin's three views were gradually reorganized.He thought to himself, fortunately it was a Taoist robe instead of a pink skirt. Although both are very weird, the former is more acceptable in comparison.So he was inexplicably relieved, and said earnestly: "Old Yu, you are a party member! Taoist culture is part of our country's traditional culture. If you have hobbies in this area, I will not stop you. But if you want Become a Taoist monk...Old Yu, you have to touch the party emblem and remind yourself at any time, don't forget that you are a good son and daughter of the party!" His father didn't really want to become a Taoist priest, so he never found a stepmother ?

Yu Lin's heart was suddenly filled with worry.

Some things are really hard to explain.Yu Bokai ignored Yu Lin's words and sent Yue Weixin back to his room.Yu Lin helped Yue Weixin pick up the shoes, and seeing that the soles were indeed broken, he said, "I'll go to Taobao to buy you a new pair later. These shoes are too deceitful."

"Does it still hurt?" Yu Bokai asked.

Yue Weixin shook his head: "It doesn't hurt that much anymore. It hurt when I fell just now, and tears were about to come out. It's much better now."

"That's good. If you feel pain, just tell me. I have medicinal wine over there." Yu Lin felt his eyes hurt when he looked at his father's Taoist robe.Let's be honest, his father is really not suitable for wearing Taoist robes.He forcibly ignored his father, and only stared at Yue Weixin: "When I was practicing martial arts with my master, I was beaten every day, and my body was always bruised and purple. Apply medicinal wine and massage it and it will be fine."

A light flashed in Yu Lin's mind.He finally reacted now.Yue Weixin fell on his ass.If you apply medicinal wine, wouldn't you have to press your butt?Ass press? !Yu Lin was at a loss and said, "I'll give you the medicinal wine, you, you press it yourself."

"You have a good rest." Yu Bokai carried Yu Lin out of Yue Weixin's bedroom with a dark face.

The old father in Taoist robes threw Yu Lin back into Yu Lin's room, closed the door before Yu Lin could say anything, and then quickly returned to his room.He moved too fast.When Yu Lin opened the door and looked out, there was no one in the corridor.

Yu Lin pouted.Lao Yu must have been shy after the secret was revealed, he understands it!

Yu Lin lay back on the bed and started to browse Taobao. He first bought a pair of new slippers for Yue Weixin, and then began to search for things related to Taoism.He didn't know much about Taoist culture, so he finally bought several Taoist robes that he thought looked good according to his father's body shape.

In a buyer's show in a store, Yu Lin saw a mother posting her two children, a boy and a girl, three or five years old, both wearing Taoist robes, looking extremely cute.Is this called brother and sister outfit?Yu Lin had an idea, and bought two Taoist robes according to his and Yue Weixin's body shapes.When the time comes, they will wear the same clothes with his father, will his father not be shy anymore?

Once he accepted the setting that his father would secretly cosplay as a Taoist in the bedroom, Yu Lin's mind became more free.

He thought, there is a good saying, silence, silence, if you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence.A middle-aged man like Lao Yu has a fashionable hobby (COS), which is actually quite good. As a minor child, he should not suppress him, but support him, affirm him, and accompany him, so that he can fully experience To the joy of letting go of yourself!His father was too repressed before, so repressed that he only dared to secretly play cosplay in the bedroom.

Thinking of this, Yu Lin frantically picked up the goods on Taobao.

The next morning, Yu Bokai sat at the dining table wearing simple sportswear as usual.

Yue Weixin's butt is no longer a major problem, but if he presses his tailbone with his hands, it will still hurt a little.Yu Lin hurried to the sofa to get a cushion, and helped Yue Weixin to sit on the cushion slowly.This was in the past, Yu Bokai could only feel relieved when he saw this scene.Yu Lin knew he was taking care of someone, how could he, as a parent, not be pleased?But now, seeing this scene, he only felt a headache.Too bad, too bad!Son, do you know that once I submit the report, your young love story will be put on the official discussion table!For a while, Yu Bokai didn't know whether to feel sorry for Yu Lin or continue to have a headache.

Yu Lin took a piece of cake with chopsticks and spread it on a plate, and said, "Yue Weixin, do you eat burritos? I'll roll them for you!"

"I can do it myself." Yue Weixin said quickly.This kind of burrito is delicious, but it is a little troublesome. You need to spread the vegetables and sauce on the thin cake, and then roll it up and eat it.Yue Weixin loves to eat.Yu Lin didn't like it, because he found it troublesome!

"I'll come, I'll come, you just need to be in charge of eating." Yu Lin said very courteously, "By the way, I placed an order on Taobao yesterday. There is a shop that specializes in making models, and it is a private studio. , the word of mouth is very good. I asked him to make a simple Warcraft first. If he does well, we will let him make other models such as Yorsa and Muntari. In the future, our family will There are a bunch of models on display, all of which are animals from the Dawn Continent, and they can be placed on the sofa, coffee table, bookshelf, and your bedside table.” The price of a custom model like this will definitely not be cheap, because it is pure Handmade products, the construction period is also very long.

Yu Lin looked at his father again and said, "Dad, since you...we already know about it anyway, you can order whatever you want at home. You can wear whatever you want, and we won't laugh at you...by the way , do you have a wig? It’s the kind of wig that can be combed into a Taoist head and coiled up? Do you have it? Don’t worry if you don’t, I’ve already bought it for you. You can try it when you receive the express delivery!”

Yu Lin looked at Yue Weixin, then at his father, and said with a smile, "Haha, you're welcome. We are with whom, aren't we?" There are two secondary illnesses in the family, er, his father is like this The situation should also be regarded as the second disease, right?In short, there are two secondary illnesses in the family, one is addicted to Western fantasy, and the other is addicted to Taoist culture, so as the only normal person, he must have a tolerant heart.

Today's Yu Lin is also a mature and reliable man!