No one believes that I am time-traveled

Special Security Office Information Security Group.

A team member said: "Professor Li's appearance is really just right. He and Professor Ning are friends, so the reasons for him to help my friend to talk are all ready-made. He was pulled by a friend. In this way, there is no trace of our meddling. , it won’t make people feel awkward.”

"With the endorsement of the two professors, this Weibo is not just a funny Weibo. There are not only funny jokes, but also some hardcore things. Even though most netizens don't really care about these things, they just want to watch Hahaha, but they have a concept in their hearts since then, bloggers are very hardcore. They will be in awe. There will be a lot less trolls in the future."

"That's right, even if someone wants to make trouble with this account in the future, they have to weigh it."

"As long as there are no sensitive issues in my friends' clothing, the established image will not collapse easily."

"However, there is still no relaxation in network supervision."

"What about marketing?"

"I have an idea, why don't we come to Bosao to operate, and move my friends from the funny Weibo to the educational one!"

"Not bad! Your idea is fine, I think this is a good marketing plan."

Members of the information group all thought this proposal was great. When netizens found out that a funny microblog like my friend wearing it was automatically classified as an education category, they would definitely make another wave of hot searches hahaha.The message group collectively approved the proposal.

Deputy Captain Liu asked speechlessly: "Have you forgotten that you are the information security team, not the network marketing team?"

Huh?

Oh yes.

They are obviously responsible for safety supervision, why did they do all the marketing work without knowing it?

Under the powerful marketing, the attention of my friend wearing this Weibo soared from six figures to seven figures, and this heat will not dissipate immediately like the morning mist.Because, many marketing accounts spontaneously summarized what happened.Are they giving my friends clothes for free for publicity?No, they are not so kind!They just thought the whole thing was very eye-catching, so they took the initiative to catch a wave of enthusiasm.Today this blogger has just finished summarizing, and tomorrow that blogger will use this stalk again.

Ordinary netizens only feel that their eyes are opened when they scan Weibo.Can a naval turmoil successfully summon a boss at the level of the Chinese Academy of Sciences?This is incredible!The whole thing is hilarious and full of legend, and legends are desirable.Many people have the mentality of Mu Qiang, the big guys all praise Weibo, no matter whether you can understand it or not, in short, pay attention to it first and then talk about it!

If my friend wearing itself is a serious academic microblog, this wave of netizens who followed the blogger in the navy incident could not understand the content of the microblog, maybe they will gradually become zombie fans, and even more Maybe one day in the future, I suddenly feel that this Weibo is boring and remove my attention.However, under the management of Yu Lin, this Weibo is actually a Weibo based on the big setting of "my friend claims to be time-traveling, but I don't believe it", and posts some funny content every day. Netizens can completely use this Weibo Look at it as a joke.This is both refined and popular.It doesn't matter if you don't understand the academic part, this Weibo itself is also very interesting!

"I heard that as long as you follow this Weibo, you can summon the boss!"

"Is it just me who is curious about the identity of a blogger?"

"I heard that the blogger is a high school student."

"It's not that I look down on high school students. High school students have such a rich accumulation of knowledge?"

"This high school student hugged himself and shivered."

"I feel that the identity of the blogger is a bit unspeakable."

"I have seen so many jokes on Weibo, most of them are copied from time to time. There are not a few original jokes at all, and there is no sincerity at all. But it's different when you wear it. Yes, they actually made up animals, plants and languages ​​that can make big bosses nod their heads in praise. God, I can’t believe that there are such conscientious bloggers in this world!”

"The blogger has such a talent, but he uses it to write jokes and post on Weibo. It always feels a bit...subtle."

"Maybe the blogger himself is a big boss, what's the matter, why don't big bosses play Weibo for a while?"

"Hahahaha, I just checked the blogger's early Weibo, and someone actually pretended to say that the blogger's settings are not rigorous at all, and there is something wrong with it. Hahahaha. The face is big, and it was The swelling will definitely get bigger after the beating.”

"It is known that the blogger fabricated the animals and plants of Chenxi Continent and successfully summoned paleontologists. The blogger fabricated the pre-language of Chenxi Continent and successfully summoned linguists. Excuse me, the blogger also fabricated the humanities of Chenxi Continent History, I don’t know if I can call historians, the blogger even made up the power changes in the Dawn Continent, I don’t know if I can call war researchers..."

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Yu Lin was agitated for several days, but seeing that Yue Weixin was still living as usual every day, Yue Weixin's calm and breezy appearance was really cool, so he forced himself to calm down quickly.He thought, he had to show what a mature man should look like.

Yu Lin was still thinking in his heart, if Yue Weixin is so powerful, then he should not be too weak as Yue Weixin's partner.However, he does not have as much reading as Yue Weixin, nor does he have such a terrifying memory as Yue Weixin. Where should he develop his potential?Although he dances well and can play drums, which seems very cool for ordinary teenagers, but he is completely incomparable with Yue Weixin.After much deliberation, Yu Lin decided to put more effort into learning hacking techniques.

Yu Lin is actually a very smart person, otherwise he wouldn't be able to play around every day and develop a lot of hobbies and occasionally copy homework and still maintain his grades.Once he identified a goal and worked towards it, his improvement was very noticeable.

The day before the midterm exam, Yuewei's new tomatoes were fully ripe.On the same day, Dr. Liang from the special security office came to Yu's house with a toolbox.Generally speaking, if there is no human intervention for this variety of tomato, one plant can grow more than 30 fruits.But Yue Weixin's tomato plant only produced six fruits without human intervention.This number can be said to be very small.

"You picked four tomatoes, and I will take the remaining two and this pot with you," Dr. Liang said.

"Why do we keep four?" Yu Bokai thought Dr. Liang would take all the tomatoes away.

"Eat! Otherwise, what else can you do? You don't have to think about saving the seeds, we will save the seeds here." Dr. Liang said.Not only will he save the seeds, but even this pot of plants that have already picked tomatoes can also bear fruit again after some methods.

Dr. Liang raised the knife, cut off four tomatoes and stuffed them into Yu Bokai's hands.

Then there is the midterm exam.Everyone huffed and cheered for the exam for two days, and everything passed.Results came out quickly.Yue Weixin's grades overwhelmed the monitor and the school committee, and won the No. 1 grade with almost a perfect score.No one was surprised.It would be strange if he couldn't get the first place for a person who can draw praises from big bosses for his random ideas!

Yu Lin was originally an upper-middle grade, but this time he was dragged by Yue Weixin to review together. He put in a lot of thought before the exam, and even got into the top five in the class and the top [-] in the grade.His mother is now the chairman of a listed company, and she is very busy with work, flying around in the air for most of the year.She remembered her child's midterm exam, and invited her son to dinner after the exam.

To be honest, Yu Lin is a little unfamiliar with his own mother, after all, his parents divorced when he was three years old.After the divorce, Yu Lin was taken by his grandparents. Although his mother was not prevented from visiting him, his mother was working hard at that time, and the mother and son could not see each other for a year.Yu Lin is also used to this.The relationship between him and his mother is not bad, but the relationship between mother and son is somewhat polite.

Yu Lin's mother's surname is Yang.Ms. Yang invited her son to have dinner at a high-end restaurant, and the two chatted.Yu Lin didn't like to listen to those things in the business field, so he took the initiative to talk about his recent life, such as making a good friend, and even setting up a Weibo with his good friend.Ms. Yang listened with relish, and asked, "Then mom, please follow your Weibo, too?"

"No need for now." Yu Lin quickly refused.

Ms. Yang was suddenly at a loss.Yu Lin took the initiative to explain: "My mother said that she is also a person who can enter the list of the richest women in China. The status in the world is there, right? The heat of the navy incident has not yet dissipated. If my mother pays attention to me, there is a little It’s a waste of my mother’s influence. After the heat slowly dissipates, and my mother pays attention to me again, it will attract another wave of heat.”

After hearing this explanation, Ms. Yang laughed: "Okay, I'll listen to you. When you say you should pay attention, mom will pay attention to you." Ms. Yang heard the words "Jianghu status" from her son. There is a joy of being affirmed.

Ms. Yang asked her son what reward he wanted.

Yu Lin thought for a while and said, "I want a computer with top-level configuration. I'm learning hacking techniques recently."

Ms. Yang is very happy.In her opinion, when her son asks herself for something, that is a sign of not seeing others.Nowadays, computers are really not expensive, and you can buy them for 5000 yuan, but if you want top-level configuration, you can get 10,000 to [-], [-] to [-], and [-]+. There is almost no upper limit.Ms. Yang wished she could buy hundreds of thousands of computers for Yu Lin.

When the mother and son separated, Yu Lin took out a crisper from his schoolbag, handed it to Ms. Yang and said, "Mom, this is for you."

Ms. Yang took the crisper with great expectation.

Uh, a...tomato?

"This is a new tomato planted by Yuewei, and I watched it grow. I watered and fertilized it. I only harvested four. Mom, try it." Yu Lin said, "You can eat it raw or cooked. Anyway, as long as you don't waste it, you can eat it anyway."

Ms. Yang immediately hugged the fresh-keeping box in her arms and said, "Okay, Mom must taste it."

In the evening, Ms. Yang posted nine photos of tomatoes on Moments, taking pictures of the same tomato from different angles, and said: "A very cute tomato." Her ex-husband Yu Bokai left a message saying: "Generally speaking, grandma looks at grandchildren. Everything is cute."

Ms. Yang: "???"