No one believes that I am time-traveled

In the voices of Yue Weixin "No, you misunderstood, this setting was not added by Yu Lin, but mine" and Shao Xingchen "Don't take the blame for Brother Yu, I don't know him yet", Yu Lin faintly felt the fear of being dominated by the white lotus.

Yue Bailian took out a piece of fruit candy from her pocket and handed it to Shao Xingchen, only then did she stop Shao Xingchen's mouth, which was about to explode Yu Lin black material.

In order not to show favoritism, Yue Bailian took out another fruit candy and handed it to Yu Lin: "Sorry, I know you like meat and don't like sweets, but I don't have meat-flavored candies on me. This one is mint flavored." Yes, it's not that sweet, do you want to eat it?"

"Candy also taste like meat?" Shao Xingchen asked in shock.

"Isn't there?" Yue Weixin asked curiously.

Yu Lin didn't know that Yue Weixin was very lacking in common sense, so he couldn't help but make up his mind.Could it be that Yue Weixin lived in the UK before? I heard that the dark cuisine there is very famous. Maybe Yue Weixin really ate meat-flavored candies!

Tsk, dark cuisine is really scary!Poor Yue Weixin!

Out of sympathy for Yue Weixin, Yu Lin decided to forgive him unilaterally, took the mint candy, peeled off the wrapper and threw it into his mouth.

Yu Bokai looked at the three teenagers in relief, they got along very well!

Then the three teenagers went to the billiard hall together, but Yu Bokai didn't go with them, he was afraid that if he followed, the children would not be able to enjoy themselves, so he said he would pick them up after lunch.The billiard hall Yu Lin and Shao Xingchen found was very formal, and it was non-smoking, so it wasn't smoky at all.The two of them obviously used to come here often, had a membership card, and kept their poles here.

This is the first time for Yue Weixin to come.Yu Lin looked at him and asked, "What kind of pole do you want? What are the requirements for length and weight?"

Yue Weixin waved his hands again and again: "Don't be in a hurry to get the pole, I'll watch you play. Let's see first."

"This is so boring! Let's play together!" Shao Xingchen said.

"I... I haven't played it before, so let's take a look first." Yue Weixin said.

Yu Lin glanced at Yue Weixin, and said seriously: "You haven't played billiards before? Then do you want to play? When I suggested playing billiards before, you didn't object, so I assumed that you also wanted to play. If you If you say you won’t, then I’ll change to another project.”

Yu Lin didn't like guessing other people's minds. In front of him, it was best to say something.

Yue Weixin hurriedly said: "I used to live in a relatively simple environment, and I have never seen many entertainment facilities. Therefore, I am interested in everything now. Although this is my first time to come to a billiard hall, I really want to see it. Let's see how you play billiards."

Speaking of this, everyone could see that Yue Weixin did not force himself.

Yu Lin thought for a while and said, "Let's take a look first. If you haven't learned about billiards before, it's really not easy to get started for the first time. Let's go in first. If you want to play later, we will come The front desk rents poles. Let me tell you first, I bought the pole in my hand, and I only store it here. It is my wife, and no one else can touch it except myself.”

"...All right." Yue Weixin said.He still understands the truth that brothers and wives should not be bullied.

After opening the table, Yu Lin and Shao Xingchen practiced their hands for a while.As long as the ball goes into the pocket, Yue Weixin will widen his eyes with a wow, as if he thinks the whole scoring process is incredible.This makes two people playing billiards very fulfilling.

After regaining his touch, Yu Lin suggested playing snooker.

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, searched for the rules of snooker, and showed Yue Weixin: "Do you understand?"

Yue Weixin nodded.

"Then how about you be the referee and help us calculate the points? By the way, help us put the colored balls in the bag back to the ball spot." Yu Lin was afraid that he would neglect Yue Weixin after playing with Shao Xingchen, and this was his temporary I came up with a gameplay that would allow Yue Weixin to participate.

The rule of snooker is one red ball and one colored ball. When the red ball leaves the table, it leaves the table. Before all the red balls leave the table, after the colored balls are hit into the bag, the colored balls need to be taken out of the bag Return the ball to the placement spot.Therefore, the participation of referees is still quite high.

Yue Weixin immediately understood Yu Lin's intentions, and said with bright eyes, "No problem! I will be a good referee!"

Yu Lin turned around abruptly.

Why is he looking at me with such eyes, it's disgusting!

In the first game, Yu Lin played very smoothly. After clearing several balls, the rest of the balls on the table were not easy to play. He walked around to observe the table to find the angle.Shao Xingchen was bored watching it, so he talked to Yue Weixin from the side: "...my sister opened a pet shop with a complete range of pets. Do you like pets? I can take you there to play when I have time... I don't have any. Pets, because you have to be responsible for them. It’s better to raise them in the cloud. If you want to pet cats, dogs, and hamsters, go to my sister’s place to see..."

The country children were really attracted, and Yue Weixin said with great anticipation: "Are there any giant pandas in your sister's place?"

"Does everyone have this?"

"What about the big tiger?"

"Neither this one."

"Big lion?"

"……No."

Yu Lin couldn't listen anymore, stood up and looked at the two friends, and said speechlessly: "Yue Weixin, don't embarrass Shao Xingchen, I will take you to the zoo when I have time. Shao Xingchen, you are the one who hates cats and dogs." Physique, didn't your sister forbid you to go to her place?"

"You don't hit people in the face! Don't tell me about my sadness!" Shao Xingchen said with a jump.

"Then you are still fooling Yue Weixin? As long as you follow, all animals will hide, and he can't even touch a hair!"

"Liu Wei Wei, if you say it again, I'll just treat you as jealous of my relationship with Yue Yue!" Shao Xingchen said nonsense.

Yu Lin sneered, and then he became agitated and beat Shao Xingchen bloody on the pool table.After winning with an absolute advantage, he pushed Shao Xingchen aside: "The loser ends, now I, the winner, will start teaching my apprentices. Yue Weixin come here."

"Then I'll go to the front desk and rent a pole." Yue Weixin quickly ran to the front desk.

Yu Lin didn't seem like a patient person, but when teaching Yue Wei Xin, he covered all the precautions that should be said.How does the left hand hold the armrest, how does the right hand hold the pole, and how to stand with both feet... He said one thing, and Yue Weixin did the same.

"Stand half the sole of the foot forward with the left foot, and this leg has the knee buckled inward." Yu Lin patted Yue Weixin's left leg first, and then patted Yue Weixin's right leg, "This leg stretches straight and presses backward... as long as If you get the posture right, your butt will naturally go up."

Yue Weixin subconsciously looked back at his buttocks, wondering if they were raised.

"Don't look back, I'll help you look at (buttocks)! I lifted it!" Yu Lin said.

Shao Xingchen took a sneaky video and uploaded it to a small WeChat group dedicated to making complaints about Yu Lin.

Time passed quickly, and Yu Lin hadn't had enough of being a teacher yet, so it was time for lunch.

Yu Bokai took them to eat hot pot.Halfway through eating, Yu Bokai ran outside to answer the phone.Just as Yu Lin was going to pick up drinks in the self-service area, he faintly heard his father say to the phone: "Isn't it too early to tell him about this now... Indeed, the times are different... Hmm, I see. I must pay attention to this issue. All right, then I will talk to him later. "

After dinner, Yu Bokai drove Shao Xingchen home first.

When he arrived at Shao's house, Yu Lin asked his father to wait, and he followed Shao Xingchen to Shao's house to get something.Only Yu Bokai and Yue Weixin were left in the car.Yu Bokai suddenly said: "Yue Weixin, at your age... it's normal for a young Muai..."

Yue Weixin blushed.

In fact, Yu Bokai was also a little embarrassed, but he still said solemnly: "But I must remind you that there are some differences between your genes and ours, although the differences are very, very small, almost negligible. But in order not to pollute human genes Ku, you still can’t leave any offspring. In other words, you can fall in love, but you have to choose DINK in the future.”

There is no reproductive isolation between Yue Weixin and modern humans.His genes are almost identical to those of modern humans.But this does not mean anything, the genetic similarity between gorillas and humans is as high as 98.8%!Adhering to the attitude of being responsible for all mankind, he who traveled here with his body must not leave any heirs.Otherwise, once he integrates his genes into the human gene pool through reproduction, and after hundreds of years and thousands of years have produced countless offspring, if something happens, it will be a disaster for all mankind.

Yue Weixin nodded: "I know this. Dr. Liang has told me about it before." Dr. Liang is the doctor in the Special Security Office who has been checking Yue Weixin's body and giving him vaccinations.He himself is also a special talent, and he gets the highest salary.

Yu Bokai comforted him and said: "Now more and more girls want DINK. Some developed countries have experienced negative population growth, which means that more and more couples don't want children. So don't worry, you will be fine in the future." in love."

Yu Bokai changed the subject, and said: "But now you are still in adolescence, the girls you meet in school are as old as you, and their thoughts are still immature, and many ideas will change over time. They are not like adult women, if they say they don’t want children, they are really ready to not have children. In order to avoid you being sad in the future, try not to fall in love early.”

When Yu Lin came back to the car, he didn't know the reason, so he heard his father say, "Yu Lin, you and Yue Weixin have to supervise each other at school, and you are not allowed to fall in love early, you know? High school is a very important thing. During this period, I hope you will concentrate on your studies."

Yu Lin rolled his eyes in his heart.Although he really has no interest in puppy love, he doesn't like to hear what his parents say.

Yue Weixin said in a low voice: "In my father's army, I have witnessed a lot of comrade-in-arms love. They are both men, but they love each other like a husband and wife. Their cooperation is very tacit. On the battlefield, one will never give up the other." I don’t want to (deprive a woman of the right to have children) because of me...Maybe, I can try comrade-in-arms love in the future. What do you think?”

God FMD the love of comrades in arms, isn't that homosexuality?

Yu Lin immediately looked at his father with a face of reproach.Let you ban puppy love!You ban it!Heh, sooner or later, the sexual orientation will be banned!

Yu Bokai: "???"