No one believes that I am time-traveled
Chapter 31
Yu Bokai held two extra-large fruit plates in each of his hands. One plate contained bananas, oranges, and other fruits that can be eaten after peeling, and the other plate contained cherry tomatoes, grapes, apples, etc. that needed to be cleaned. Fruit, all stuffed to the brim.
Yue Weixin and Guan Mingzhe got up immediately, and each took a fruit plate from Yu Bokai.
Yue Weixin put the fruit plate on the coffee table, went to pull Yu Bokai and said, "Uncle Yu, sit here. Yu Lin is telling us the story of when you were a special soldier. However, he didn't tell the details in some places, and we still want to Listen to yourself say it again."
Shao Xingchen and Xiong Wenbin immediately started booing: "Yes, uncle! You talk to us!"
Yu Bokai subconsciously looked towards Yu Lin.But Yu Linzheng felt embarrassed because he just praised his father in front of his friends, so he only gave Yu Bokai the back of his head.Yu Bokai didn't know if Yu Lin really liked him sitting here.Kids deserve kids space.Several of his married colleagues say that most teenage kids don't like parental interference.
Yu Lin lowered his head and tried to reduce the sense of existence. In order not to appear guilty, he picked up an apple and gnawed it, saying, "Look at this apple, it's red, big and delicious, so I want to gnaw on it until the end of time, who are you?" Don't bother with me."
In just a moment of hesitation, Yu Bokai was surrounded by young people.
Yu Bokai sat nervously among his son's friends and told the story according to everyone's request.But he's really not a good storyteller.The same thing in Yu Lin's mouth can first exaggerate the weather, then lay the groundwork, highlight the key points, exaggerate the dramatic effect as much as possible, and tell the story thrillingly. When it came to Yu Bokai, he said a few sentences dryly, and then it was gone.
Yue Weixin turned his head to look at Yu Lin, who was still gnawing on the apple without speaking.Yue Weixin turned his head to look at Yu Bokai and said, "Uncle Yu, the missions you all set out are so dangerous, so you must have suffered a lot of injuries. Tell us about your medals?"
Yu Lin's ears immediately perked up.
Yu Bokai was wearing loose sportswear.He lifted the hem of his clothes to expose his waist, pointed to a scar under his ribs and said, "The most severe trauma should be here. I was shot here. The others are nothing. This injury has caused me a lot of suffering."
"The wound seems to be healed. But is there any sequelae? Does it hurt on rainy days?" Xiong Wenbin asked.He was born by caesarean section, so his mother also had a scar on her stomach.I don't know if it's because he didn't take good care of it after the operation. His mother's scar has obviously grown back, but every autumn and winter when the weather is bad, it will hurt a little.After the introduction of the second-child policy a few years ago, Xiong Wenbin's mother wanted to have another child, preferably a daughter, but his father stopped his mother from having one.
Yu Bokai put down his clothes, shook his head and said, "It doesn't hurt! There are no sequelae."
The teenagers feel both admiration and distress.
Yu Lin's heart was filled with self-blame.He was so unfilial, he didn't even know that Lao Yu had been shot! (The army must have notified the family members at the time, but it is estimated that Yu Lin was still young when Yu Bokai was injured, and his grandparents kept it from him.)
Seeing the complex expressions of the young people, Yu Bokai regretted showing them the scars, and quickly comforted them, saying: "It's nothing, it's really nothing. This time it's just a little pain, and the postoperative recovery is a bit uncomfortable. , but the worst thing is not this time..." Yu Bokai suddenly stopped talking.He realized he had said the wrong thing.Originally, I wanted to comfort the teenagers, but the result became darker and darker.
The gunshot wound is not the most fatal, so what is the most fatal?
Yu Lin suddenly raised his head and looked at Yu Bokai.
Yu Bokai saw that the worry in his son's eyes was about to overflow, and there were all kinds of emotions in his heart. This tough guy who can face danger in the face of life and death felt a little hot in his eyes for a moment, and hurriedly said: "I said the wrong thing. I My body is really fine. My current unit has a monthly physical examination. The physical examination report has always been very healthy. I can show it to you."
"Give it to me now. I want to see it." Yu Lin said.
Yu Bokai opened his mouth, wanting to say that he was really fine, but after hesitating for a long time, he just said: "Okay, it's in the study, I'll get it for you." He always told his son that seeing is believing.His body really has no major problems, and he is healthier than his peers.
Yu Lin looked at the stack of medical reports very carefully.For some English abbreviations that he couldn’t understand, he had to look them up online.It is strange to say that if a person has broken bones, been shot, suffered internal injuries, and all kinds of injuries more than once, then even if he is healthy, there will be some hidden dangers in his body.But the medical examination report showed that Yu Bokai was indeed very healthy.
"Western doctors say you're fine. Let's see Chinese medicine when we have time and find a reliable old Chinese doctor to feel your pulse." Yu Lin said.
"This..." Facing his son's concerned gaze, Yu Bokai couldn't say his refusal, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."
Adolescent teenagers all worship heroes.Because of this conversation, when they started discussing the cat cafe plan, they didn't exclude Yu Bokai.Yu Bokai sat aside and listened carefully, as if he was listening to some important meeting.
"I've been looking at the rental advertisements of shops near our school recently, and I've learned something." Shao Xingchen took out a stack of advertising papers from different housing rental companies from his school bag, "Because these are relatively close to the subway, I focused on them. Out."
Yu Lin said: "The information on the advertisement is limited, so it doesn't make much sense. Let's go to the site tomorrow to investigate."
Xiong Wenbin raised his hand and said, "I researched a few well-known Internet celebrity cat cafes, summed up some of their successful experience, and put them here. Let's take a look together. In fact, the selling points of cat cafes are similar. One is a cat, and the other is a drink. If you want to stand out, you must have your own characteristics. The other is very important is advertising. How do we do advertising?"
"Distribute leaflets at the subway entrance?" Guan Mingzhe asked.
A classic flyer advertisement appeared in the hearts of young people, what about swimming and fitness?Yu Lin shook his head quickly and said, "It's better to say goodbye, it's too wasteful of paper. Besides, how many people can really bear to read the written explanation now?"
Shao Xingchen said: "Advertising? It's simple! Let Yue Weixin take Ah Fu and his brothers, and everyone stands on the street to interact. This is a live advertisement. Put a sign next to it with a QR code printed on it , scan the QR code to follow our official account.”
"Then don't we have to create another official account? We are not good at this, right?" Xiong Wenbin said.
This is indeed a problem.
If the official account is not done well, it will lower the grade of Maocai, so it is better not to do it.While everyone was pondering, Yue Weixin raised his hand and said, "If you just want to get a public account, I know someone who has experience, and you can ask her to teach us."
"Who?"
"Wenren Yu."
Wen Renyu, their classmate.Yu Lin searched in his mind.This girl is very quiet.They rarely communicate.Yu Lin recalled it for a long time, but he didn't know what was special about Wen Renyu.But he didn't know that just as introverted as Wen Renyu was in Three Dimensions, he was even more extroverted in Two-dimensional.As a face control girl and a star chasing girl, she has mastered various skills such as photoshop, video editing, canvassing, and basic marketing.As far as Yue Weixin knew, she had also run a public account with other girls.
"We have been with Wen Renyu for more than a year, and we didn't know she was so good. How did you know?" Yu Lin asked.
Guan Mingzhe said quietly: "Probably because of love?"
"Love...love?!!!" Yu Lin's voice was shrill.
"Yes, because of maternal love." Guan Mingzhe said with a smile, "I suspect Wen Renyu is Yue Weixin's real mother fan, hahahaha."
With that said, it was time for dinner soon.Yu Bokai greeted the teenagers with food and drink, and asked, "How do you plan to sleep tonight? There is also a guest room at home. Or do you want everyone to sleep in the same room?"
The others were still thinking about how to sleep, but Yue Weixin had already figured it out and asked, "Uncle Yu, did you prepare any surprises for us?"
Yu Bokai laughed twice: "There are two military tents at home. Do you want to go outside and sleep in a tent?"
The teenagers froze for a moment, and then everyone except Yue Weixin cheered.Yue Weixin didn't cheer, he had already slept enough in the wild during his adventure.But he will not refuse group activities.Yu Lin said excitedly: "Should we go out after dinner? Should we go to the forest park or the suburbs? Can the forest park be entered at night?" He has never slept in the wild!
Yu Bokai laughed: "I don't want to go to such a far place. Let's find a nearby place." Among these teenagers were not only two children from his family, but also children from other people's families. Good to explain to their parents.
Everyone finished dinner with great anticipation.Yu Bokai went to the utility room to get the tent, and then led the children outside.
Everyone thought that Yu Bokai was going to the garage to pick up the car, but Yu Lin said, "Dad, wait a minute, I have to get a bag and prepare some things for a night in the field." Before he finished speaking, Yu Bokai put the tent into the yard After putting it in, he pointed to the space in the yard and said: "This is enough for you to set up two tents. What kind of bag do you take? It's not convenient to go home to get something because it's inside and outside the house?"
Teenagers: "???"
Does it make sense to pitch a tent in the yard?
Yue Weixin wanted to say, otherwise forget it, they should go back to sleep in the room.Shao Xingchen took the lead and said, "Talk is better than nothing! The yard is just the yard, let's put up the tent." He has never slept in a tent, and sleeping in a tent must be more interesting than sleeping in a room!Anyway, once the zipper on the tent was pulled, they couldn't see anything outside, and they could pretend that they were sleeping in the wild.
"Yes, yes, uncle has already found the tent, let's not disappoint uncle's kindness." Xiong Wenbin said.
"Take it as practice this time. Let's get used to it in the yard first, and next time we'll go to the mountains in the suburbs!" Yu Lin said.
"Uncle, then can you tell us how to set up this tent?" Guan Mingzhe said.
Yue Weixin: "..."
It's not that I want to call names, but aren't all of you a bit too secondary?
In the end the tent was successfully erected.
Shao Xingchen suggested looking at the stars.They moved a small bench, sat in front of the tent, and looked up at the sky together.Although it was autumn, there were still mosquitoes in the yard.Guan Mingzhe hesitated for a moment and asked, "Don't you think this is too stupid?"
Yes, it's really silly for a few big boys to watch the stars together.
And it's cloudy today, and there are not many stars in the sky at all!
Yue Weixin got up first and got into the tent first, followed by the others.
Shao Xingchen yelled at them: "You don't look at the stars anymore?"
"Look!" Yu Lin said as he hooked Shao Xingchen's neck and pulled him into the tent.Then he put Shao Xingchen in the middle of everyone and said, "Come on, everyone stare at Shao Xingchen a few times, this is also a star, no worse than the stars in the sky."
Shao Xingchen: "..."
Don't look at me like that, I'm panicking. QQ
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Yu Lin’s QQ said: Today I went camping with my good buddies and set up a tent with my own hands.By the way, the stars are so beautiful!
Xiong Wenbin, Guan Mingzhe, and Yue Weixin lined up to comment: The stars are so beautiful.
Students who didn't know the truth praised it one after another.There are also many people who leave a message at the bottom of the talk, asking Yu Lin to post some photos of the starry sky, looking forward to it.Yu Lin turned off his phone and began to play dead.What kind of starry sky photos are there, Shao Xingchen's headshots, do you want them?
Yue Weixin and Guan Mingzhe got up immediately, and each took a fruit plate from Yu Bokai.
Yue Weixin put the fruit plate on the coffee table, went to pull Yu Bokai and said, "Uncle Yu, sit here. Yu Lin is telling us the story of when you were a special soldier. However, he didn't tell the details in some places, and we still want to Listen to yourself say it again."
Shao Xingchen and Xiong Wenbin immediately started booing: "Yes, uncle! You talk to us!"
Yu Bokai subconsciously looked towards Yu Lin.But Yu Linzheng felt embarrassed because he just praised his father in front of his friends, so he only gave Yu Bokai the back of his head.Yu Bokai didn't know if Yu Lin really liked him sitting here.Kids deserve kids space.Several of his married colleagues say that most teenage kids don't like parental interference.
Yu Lin lowered his head and tried to reduce the sense of existence. In order not to appear guilty, he picked up an apple and gnawed it, saying, "Look at this apple, it's red, big and delicious, so I want to gnaw on it until the end of time, who are you?" Don't bother with me."
In just a moment of hesitation, Yu Bokai was surrounded by young people.
Yu Bokai sat nervously among his son's friends and told the story according to everyone's request.But he's really not a good storyteller.The same thing in Yu Lin's mouth can first exaggerate the weather, then lay the groundwork, highlight the key points, exaggerate the dramatic effect as much as possible, and tell the story thrillingly. When it came to Yu Bokai, he said a few sentences dryly, and then it was gone.
Yue Weixin turned his head to look at Yu Lin, who was still gnawing on the apple without speaking.Yue Weixin turned his head to look at Yu Bokai and said, "Uncle Yu, the missions you all set out are so dangerous, so you must have suffered a lot of injuries. Tell us about your medals?"
Yu Lin's ears immediately perked up.
Yu Bokai was wearing loose sportswear.He lifted the hem of his clothes to expose his waist, pointed to a scar under his ribs and said, "The most severe trauma should be here. I was shot here. The others are nothing. This injury has caused me a lot of suffering."
"The wound seems to be healed. But is there any sequelae? Does it hurt on rainy days?" Xiong Wenbin asked.He was born by caesarean section, so his mother also had a scar on her stomach.I don't know if it's because he didn't take good care of it after the operation. His mother's scar has obviously grown back, but every autumn and winter when the weather is bad, it will hurt a little.After the introduction of the second-child policy a few years ago, Xiong Wenbin's mother wanted to have another child, preferably a daughter, but his father stopped his mother from having one.
Yu Bokai put down his clothes, shook his head and said, "It doesn't hurt! There are no sequelae."
The teenagers feel both admiration and distress.
Yu Lin's heart was filled with self-blame.He was so unfilial, he didn't even know that Lao Yu had been shot! (The army must have notified the family members at the time, but it is estimated that Yu Lin was still young when Yu Bokai was injured, and his grandparents kept it from him.)
Seeing the complex expressions of the young people, Yu Bokai regretted showing them the scars, and quickly comforted them, saying: "It's nothing, it's really nothing. This time it's just a little pain, and the postoperative recovery is a bit uncomfortable. , but the worst thing is not this time..." Yu Bokai suddenly stopped talking.He realized he had said the wrong thing.Originally, I wanted to comfort the teenagers, but the result became darker and darker.
The gunshot wound is not the most fatal, so what is the most fatal?
Yu Lin suddenly raised his head and looked at Yu Bokai.
Yu Bokai saw that the worry in his son's eyes was about to overflow, and there were all kinds of emotions in his heart. This tough guy who can face danger in the face of life and death felt a little hot in his eyes for a moment, and hurriedly said: "I said the wrong thing. I My body is really fine. My current unit has a monthly physical examination. The physical examination report has always been very healthy. I can show it to you."
"Give it to me now. I want to see it." Yu Lin said.
Yu Bokai opened his mouth, wanting to say that he was really fine, but after hesitating for a long time, he just said: "Okay, it's in the study, I'll get it for you." He always told his son that seeing is believing.His body really has no major problems, and he is healthier than his peers.
Yu Lin looked at the stack of medical reports very carefully.For some English abbreviations that he couldn’t understand, he had to look them up online.It is strange to say that if a person has broken bones, been shot, suffered internal injuries, and all kinds of injuries more than once, then even if he is healthy, there will be some hidden dangers in his body.But the medical examination report showed that Yu Bokai was indeed very healthy.
"Western doctors say you're fine. Let's see Chinese medicine when we have time and find a reliable old Chinese doctor to feel your pulse." Yu Lin said.
"This..." Facing his son's concerned gaze, Yu Bokai couldn't say his refusal, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."
Adolescent teenagers all worship heroes.Because of this conversation, when they started discussing the cat cafe plan, they didn't exclude Yu Bokai.Yu Bokai sat aside and listened carefully, as if he was listening to some important meeting.
"I've been looking at the rental advertisements of shops near our school recently, and I've learned something." Shao Xingchen took out a stack of advertising papers from different housing rental companies from his school bag, "Because these are relatively close to the subway, I focused on them. Out."
Yu Lin said: "The information on the advertisement is limited, so it doesn't make much sense. Let's go to the site tomorrow to investigate."
Xiong Wenbin raised his hand and said, "I researched a few well-known Internet celebrity cat cafes, summed up some of their successful experience, and put them here. Let's take a look together. In fact, the selling points of cat cafes are similar. One is a cat, and the other is a drink. If you want to stand out, you must have your own characteristics. The other is very important is advertising. How do we do advertising?"
"Distribute leaflets at the subway entrance?" Guan Mingzhe asked.
A classic flyer advertisement appeared in the hearts of young people, what about swimming and fitness?Yu Lin shook his head quickly and said, "It's better to say goodbye, it's too wasteful of paper. Besides, how many people can really bear to read the written explanation now?"
Shao Xingchen said: "Advertising? It's simple! Let Yue Weixin take Ah Fu and his brothers, and everyone stands on the street to interact. This is a live advertisement. Put a sign next to it with a QR code printed on it , scan the QR code to follow our official account.”
"Then don't we have to create another official account? We are not good at this, right?" Xiong Wenbin said.
This is indeed a problem.
If the official account is not done well, it will lower the grade of Maocai, so it is better not to do it.While everyone was pondering, Yue Weixin raised his hand and said, "If you just want to get a public account, I know someone who has experience, and you can ask her to teach us."
"Who?"
"Wenren Yu."
Wen Renyu, their classmate.Yu Lin searched in his mind.This girl is very quiet.They rarely communicate.Yu Lin recalled it for a long time, but he didn't know what was special about Wen Renyu.But he didn't know that just as introverted as Wen Renyu was in Three Dimensions, he was even more extroverted in Two-dimensional.As a face control girl and a star chasing girl, she has mastered various skills such as photoshop, video editing, canvassing, and basic marketing.As far as Yue Weixin knew, she had also run a public account with other girls.
"We have been with Wen Renyu for more than a year, and we didn't know she was so good. How did you know?" Yu Lin asked.
Guan Mingzhe said quietly: "Probably because of love?"
"Love...love?!!!" Yu Lin's voice was shrill.
"Yes, because of maternal love." Guan Mingzhe said with a smile, "I suspect Wen Renyu is Yue Weixin's real mother fan, hahahaha."
With that said, it was time for dinner soon.Yu Bokai greeted the teenagers with food and drink, and asked, "How do you plan to sleep tonight? There is also a guest room at home. Or do you want everyone to sleep in the same room?"
The others were still thinking about how to sleep, but Yue Weixin had already figured it out and asked, "Uncle Yu, did you prepare any surprises for us?"
Yu Bokai laughed twice: "There are two military tents at home. Do you want to go outside and sleep in a tent?"
The teenagers froze for a moment, and then everyone except Yue Weixin cheered.Yue Weixin didn't cheer, he had already slept enough in the wild during his adventure.But he will not refuse group activities.Yu Lin said excitedly: "Should we go out after dinner? Should we go to the forest park or the suburbs? Can the forest park be entered at night?" He has never slept in the wild!
Yu Bokai laughed: "I don't want to go to such a far place. Let's find a nearby place." Among these teenagers were not only two children from his family, but also children from other people's families. Good to explain to their parents.
Everyone finished dinner with great anticipation.Yu Bokai went to the utility room to get the tent, and then led the children outside.
Everyone thought that Yu Bokai was going to the garage to pick up the car, but Yu Lin said, "Dad, wait a minute, I have to get a bag and prepare some things for a night in the field." Before he finished speaking, Yu Bokai put the tent into the yard After putting it in, he pointed to the space in the yard and said: "This is enough for you to set up two tents. What kind of bag do you take? It's not convenient to go home to get something because it's inside and outside the house?"
Teenagers: "???"
Does it make sense to pitch a tent in the yard?
Yue Weixin wanted to say, otherwise forget it, they should go back to sleep in the room.Shao Xingchen took the lead and said, "Talk is better than nothing! The yard is just the yard, let's put up the tent." He has never slept in a tent, and sleeping in a tent must be more interesting than sleeping in a room!Anyway, once the zipper on the tent was pulled, they couldn't see anything outside, and they could pretend that they were sleeping in the wild.
"Yes, yes, uncle has already found the tent, let's not disappoint uncle's kindness." Xiong Wenbin said.
"Take it as practice this time. Let's get used to it in the yard first, and next time we'll go to the mountains in the suburbs!" Yu Lin said.
"Uncle, then can you tell us how to set up this tent?" Guan Mingzhe said.
Yue Weixin: "..."
It's not that I want to call names, but aren't all of you a bit too secondary?
In the end the tent was successfully erected.
Shao Xingchen suggested looking at the stars.They moved a small bench, sat in front of the tent, and looked up at the sky together.Although it was autumn, there were still mosquitoes in the yard.Guan Mingzhe hesitated for a moment and asked, "Don't you think this is too stupid?"
Yes, it's really silly for a few big boys to watch the stars together.
And it's cloudy today, and there are not many stars in the sky at all!
Yue Weixin got up first and got into the tent first, followed by the others.
Shao Xingchen yelled at them: "You don't look at the stars anymore?"
"Look!" Yu Lin said as he hooked Shao Xingchen's neck and pulled him into the tent.Then he put Shao Xingchen in the middle of everyone and said, "Come on, everyone stare at Shao Xingchen a few times, this is also a star, no worse than the stars in the sky."
Shao Xingchen: "..."
Don't look at me like that, I'm panicking. QQ
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Yu Lin’s QQ said: Today I went camping with my good buddies and set up a tent with my own hands.By the way, the stars are so beautiful!
Xiong Wenbin, Guan Mingzhe, and Yue Weixin lined up to comment: The stars are so beautiful.
Students who didn't know the truth praised it one after another.There are also many people who leave a message at the bottom of the talk, asking Yu Lin to post some photos of the starry sky, looking forward to it.Yu Lin turned off his phone and began to play dead.What kind of starry sky photos are there, Shao Xingchen's headshots, do you want them?
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