[Comprehensive] Doing a puzzle

Men and women take a shower differently.

What is the difference?

Quan (♂) pondered for a long time, but couldn't figure out what the difference was.

——Will men summon Gundam when they take a bath alone, and sing "Why Are Flowers So Red" while spinning and dancing ballet in the bathroom?

That was really exciting.

"Xiangdu, come on." Shenwei smiled and waved towards Quan: "Don't worry, we are old acquaintances anyway, I won't tease you. How should I put it - this is 'help from a friend'. "

spring:……

Isn't it a bit naive to talk about feelings and friendship with the bloodthirsty and warlike night rabbits who have the custom of "kin killing"?

Does she seem so innocent?

Kamui turned on the shower head, and water droplets fell on his long braided hair.From Quan's point of view, Kamui's body is not muscular. Although his muscles are well-proportioned and firm, his arms are not thick at all.It's hard to imagine that such an arm can exert incomparably powerful strength, smashing the wall with a single punch.

"Don't you undo your braids?" Quan asked.

"Braiding is very troublesome. Today I just teach you to take a bath, so I won't untie it." Shenwei said.

"It's bad if it gets wet, I have a clever plan." Quan said.

"Huh?" Kamui tilted his head.

Quan stretched out his hand, pulled up Shenwei's braid, and coiled it on top of his head like a mosquito coil: "That's it."

Shenwei bent his smiling eyes, and sprayed the shower on Quan's face, "Reject."

Dazzled by the splash of water, Quan kept waving his arms.After some difficulty, she asked Shenwei to move the shower head away.While wiping the drops of water from her face, she asked, "Tell me, what is the so-called 'difference'? What does a man do when he takes a shower?"

Kamui raised his fingers, smiled, and said seriously: "When a man is in the shower, he can masturbate ○, and it usually takes five minutes to solve it. Surely you wouldn't do this kind of thing, right? I'll teach you."

spring:……

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"Is what you said true?" Quan was very skeptical: "Master Shenwei, I suspect that you want to force me to appreciate your masturbation process with an excuse."

"Please don't speak in such a girlish manner." Kamui emphasized: "It's scary, Xiangdu-kun."

Quan was taken aback, and found himself clasping his hands habitually, assuming the worried gesture of a girl praying.Not only that, but she shrugged her shoulders and showed a look of concern on her face.This pose must be beautiful and lovely when placed on her as a woman; but it is indeed a bit scary if it is done by a 1.8-meter-three Vladimir Quan.

"You mean me to act manly?" Quan asked.

"Yes." Kamui nodded: "Although I don't have any opinion on transgender people, I prefer 'Xiangdu-kun who looks like a man'."--Beforehand, this is like 'someone likes to eat thick soup with sauce It's a very normal thing for someone to dislike 'fish burnt'."

"Okay." Quan coughed: "I will try my best to show manliness, please watch my performance."

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and lifted the bath towel tied around Shenwei's waist, glanced lightly at somewhere in Wei, and then showed a loose smile: "Shenwei, you are so small. Men should be bigger, like me. "

Kamui's smile froze.

Ignoring Izumi's words, he took off the soap and squeezed it in his hand, wondering if it was relieving the stiff atmosphere.

"I mean, figure." Quan Yi brushed his black hair, and added in a gentle manner: "A man should be like me, tall and tall, with broad shoulders and straight back, so that he can give people a sense of security. Women like me more Such type."

Kamui's smile hardened even more.

"Mr. Xiangdu, do you believe that I can make your sense of security disappear?" He tilted his head, the muscles in his arms bulging.

"Don't underestimate me." Quan said with confidence, "My swordsmanship is not just for display."

The water from the shower splashed down, and the atmosphere in the bathroom changed from funny to tense.Kamui moved his wrist, the muscles in his shoulders and arms tensed up, looking eager to try.

At this moment, an accident happened.

The soap slipped Shenwei's palm, and he accidentally let the shower head fly out of his palm, and fell to the corner of the bathroom with a clatter.The sound of the shower falling to the ground brought the two people who were staring at each other and almost fighting each other back to their senses.

"It's not very good to fight here, Master Shenwei." Quan (♂) smiled gently, showing weakness: "I'll go pick up the shower, and I have something to say. I didn't bring my saber, and I can't use my full strength."

As she spoke, she fumbled to pick up the fallen shower head.

The shower nozzle fell out of position and got stuck in the sink.She knelt down, broke her hands, and then pulled out the shower again.When she held the shower in the palm of her hand, she suddenly found two lumps of flesh on her chest.

Quan was stunned.

She quickly glanced at her palm—the fingers are delicate and small, belonging to a woman.

She's back! !

Quan (♀) hugged the shower head, squatted on the ground, did not get up for a long time, immersed in shock.

"What's the matter, Xiangdu-kun?" Kamui threw the towel over his shoulder and asked, "I've been squatting there all this time, are your feet numb?"

"..." She opened her mouth and closed it again.

"By the way, Xiangdu, I suddenly remembered that you still owe me a debt." Kamui said with a smile, relaxed: "Do you remember? When you were in Yoshiwara, you used 'massage' as an excuse to hit me Three times. Until now, I still remember it clearly. I will definitely get this debt back—”

Quan's eyes narrowed slightly.

The account that Shenwei mentioned can only be the three bewildering slaps she made in order to obtain spiritual power.

Shenwei actually said that he wanted to get that debt back?

While Quan was struggling, Kamui had already squatted down behind her, and took three decisive and quick shots——

spring:……

Kamui shook his hand and stared at his palm in doubt: "Why does the sense of touch feel wrong? I remember that Xiangdu-kun (♂) is a muscular type. It became so elastic and soft in an instant, could it be Eat too much, calorie explosion?"

spring:……

There is no way for her to squat here all the time.So, she decided to face the reality directly and tell Shenwei about it.Maybe, she can still earn a body of spiritual power.

"That...Master Shenwei." She held the shower in front of her chest, and turned around slowly: "I seem to have changed back."

silent.

silent.

silent.

Kamui stopped shaking the towel.

He carefully looked at the scene in front of him - the slender waist, the thin shoulders, and the exciting...um.

Indeed, changed back.

Shenwei blinked his eyes, smiled nonchalantly and said, "It's okay, if Miss Xiangdu wants to learn how men relieve their hands, I can still teach you."

"Ahaha..." She smiled innocently and laughed.

"But, before that—" Shenwei's smiling eyes became more curved: "Miss Xiangdu must first be responsible for what she said."

"What?" She was slightly puzzled.

"Miss Xiangdu said that I am a very small man, which makes me very unhappy." He took a step forward and forced him in front of her.

The sound of splashing water kept ringing.The bath towel that was originally tied around the waist and held in the hand was thrown to the feet by the master.The two figures reflected on the wall slowly merged together.

"Am I a 'little man'...or should I speak with facts? Miss Xiangdu."

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Afutu waited for a long time before the two big men who watched and studied came out.When they entered, they were two big men, Xiangdu (♂) and Kamui, but when they came out, they turned into Xiangdu (♀) and Kamui.

Afutu's clothes fell on Shenwei's body, and Shenwei's gown fell on Quan's body.I don't know what happened in the bathroom. Quan seemed to have no strength, and he couldn't even stand up. He was carried out by Shenwei with one hand.

Kamui usually has a smile on his face, but there seems to be something else in his smile today.

Well……

That was probably something called "satiation."

Afutu:? ? ?

what happened? ? ?

Shenwei ignored the Afu rabbit with a question mark, and carried Quan to the spaceship lounge.He threw the girl in the loose gown on the sofa, while he propped his cheek and squatted in front of her, shaking the stupid hair on his head.

Afutu's clothes were too long, dragging on the ground behind his feet.

"No wonder Fengxian is so addicted to Yoshihara." His voice was brisk, like a boy who has received a satisfactory gift: "It turns out that this is what a woman tastes like. This is indeed a joy that is not inferior to fighting. What about Xiangdu? Feeling how?"

Quan murmured, "As expected of a fighting nation..."

The corners of Kamui's mouth became even more curved.

——Xiang Du did this on his own accord.

—Who made her say that.

Quan curled up his knees and curled up on the sofa, his half-dry long hair draped over his shoulders.Kamui's gown didn't fit her well as a woman, and a reddish snow-white neck was exposed under the half-unbuttoned collar.Shenwei stared there for a long time, and asked, "Do you need me to braid your hair?"

He was rarely so patient.

In normal times, if the other party is an ant that dies when pinched, he is not in the mood to chat with her.

Quan was a little sleepy, so he nodded.

So, Kamui walked around behind her, took out a hair rope from his pocket, bit it in his mouth, and then combed her long hair with his fingers.Calloused fingers ran through the long black hair, slowly smoothing it into a braid.

"This is the method my mother taught me." Shenwei said.

"Mother..." Quan repeated: "Lord Shenwei's mother."

"Yes." He tied the hair rope and said with a smile, "It's dead."

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Quan turned back into a woman again, but she couldn't forget her masculine posture with broad shoulders, broad waist and strong arms, full of novelty still lingered in her heart.So, she secretly used the mysterious sex-transforming gas to turn herself into a man again.

Shenwei saw it and was speechless.

He thinks that Xiangdu's female posture is cuter and more fun.Not only can you play such and such tricks, but you can also play that and that.

Although she knew that she would turn back into a woman after a while, Kamui was still a little unhappy.

How cute she was when she was pressed on the waist...

The spaceship has landed, and Quan can leave the spaceship and return to Edo.She remembered the incident of "not being able to wear a sword", so she planned to turn Yiqi Yizhen into a human form.

"Phase [-], please become a human being."

"Phase one?"

"Period one, are you asleep? Wake up."

"Phase [-]...what's wrong?"

No matter how Quan called, there was no response at all, and he kept his saber posture all the time.She held up the knife and checked up and down, left and right, but found nothing unusual.

A terrifying possibility suddenly occurred to her.

——The same shock (♂) who was also exposed to the denatured gas turned into a shock (♀)! ! !

He is no longer a brother in the first phase, but a sister in the first phase! !

From a charming and handsome young man to a seductive big sister in military uniform, uh...maybe I can't accept this (short-term) reality for a while, so I don't want to show up.

Quan held the first issue in embarrassment and hesitated to get off the spaceship.

"What's the matter, Xiangdu?" Shenwei asked slowly, "If you don't leave now, I won't let you go for a while. While I'm in a good mood, run away quickly."

"Uh... encountered some small problems." Quan (♂) wore Afutu's clothes and cloak, and smiled elegantly: "I don't want to give up my saber, but Edo does not allow ronin to travel with swords. "

"Although samurai are not allowed to carry swords in Edo, in fact, no one abides by them." Afutu explained with laziness in his eyes, "Most of those samurai families still carry swords, isn't that guy Takasugi? Carry whatever weapon you should carry."

Kamui didn't speak, just looked at the timer on the spaceship with a smile.

5、4、3、2、1……

"Xiangdu, the time given to you has run out. Now I don't plan to let you go, you stay and go with us." Shenwei said suddenly.

Quan: "Where are you going? The universe?"

Kamui: "To meet a future partner."

Izumi thought about it, although there is a big battery like Sakata Gintoki in Edo Castle, but Kamui Power is also good.Instead of going to Edo Castle with a first-stage vibrator (by mistake) that cannot be hidden, and being arrested by the Shinsengumi again, and forced to eat mayonnaise, it is better to go with Kamui.

So, she agreed.

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The "future partner" Kamui is going to meet is named Shinsuke Takasugi.

Like Katsura Kotaro, he is a hero against barbarians.The difference is that Katsura Kotaro is a moderate, while Takasugi Shinsuke is a radical.He is known as "the most radical and dangerous man in the Barbarian Sect", he has a ghost army in his hand, and he is also a key criminal wanted by the shogunate.

Out of interests, the Ghost Soldier Team decided to form an alliance with Chunyu, the space pirate where Shenwei was.According to the agreement, Takasugi Shinsuke's subordinates and Kamui will meet in a village outside Edo Castle.

This kind of meeting to spy on each other's sincerity originally didn't require Kamui to come in person.But Shenwei couldn't meet an opponent who was good enough to fight, and felt bored, so he hijacked a spaceship and landed on the earth, and rushed to meet.

There is a shrine near the village, and the roof tiles are hidden in the green mountainside, which looks old.As they passed by, Izumi saw a statue of a tanuki and a fox at the end of Omotesando.

This is a shrine dedicated to Inari Daimyojin.

"Ah, Lord Kamui, I want to stay here for a while." Izumi (♂) said to Kamui: "I am very interested in this shrine, so I want to go in and pay homage."

Kamui is not a native of the earth, and has no understanding of things like shrines.He tilted his head and looked at the sculptures of foxes and civet cats for a while, and said with a smile: "Okay, whoever makes Xiangxiang is my woman. Afutu and I will wait for you in the village."

spring:……

Shenwei's woman is actually 13cm taller than Shenwei himself. This is really gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory.

Izumi and Kamui made an agreement, then turned and walked towards the shrine.

Torii gates of different sizes meandered to the mountainside. She walked along the vermilion torii gates and soon saw the shrine hall.

Izumi remembers that it was written in the handbook that recorded the list of swords - there is a knife that Quan Qilang has never forged, and that is a knife named "Xiaohumaru".

This knife is of the same origin as Mikami Tsukimune, and it is also a work of Sanjo Sokami.The difference is that this knife was forged with the help of Inari, and it has a fantasy color in the history books.

Quan Qilang's face was dark. After getting Sankayue, she has not been able to get Xiaohumaru.She has been worried about this and has been trying various bizarre forging methods - such as standing upside down on the toilet to summon a sword, running 1500 meters while using spiritual power to forge a sword, catching a fox and forcing it to forge a sword with its claws... Etc., etc.

In the end, Quan Qilang thought that maybe in the Inari Shrine, he could use spiritual power to summon the Fusangshen of Xiaohumaru.It's a pity that before Quan Qilang tried this method, she fell in love with a human man and got married.

Now, Izumi (♂), is going to take the first-stage vibrator (♀) to the Inari Shrine to experiment with this method.

She stood still in front of the shrine, and piously cleaned her hands with the water from Temizuya, then closed her eyes to the statue of the Inari Shrine's envoy, silently releasing her spiritual power.

There was silence in the shrine, and tiny leaves fell in the center of the pool.No one shook the bell for a long time, the thick golden and red ropes were hanging quietly, and a thin layer of dust accumulated on the altar cage used for blessing.

The white light of spiritual power gradually covered the shrine, and then quietly dissipated.

A figure quietly appeared in the hall.

In Quan's field of vision, a subtle thing appeared - it was a small twist of white hair, shaped like a fox's ear; at this moment, it was shaking sensitively, shaking again and again.

"you……"

"I'm Little Fox Ball."

The man who was summoned announced his name with a happy expression on his face.

"Although my name is Xiaohuwan, I am not small at all, and I am also very big."

He said.

As he said, the man named Kohomaru is not small at all, on the contrary, he is also very tall——

He is as tall as Quan (♂), with a strong waist and broad shoulders, and a slender figure. A small piece of strong and perfect muscle is exposed in the placket, so that no one can pick out a single flaw in his appearance.His long white hair and fur that resembled a fox's ears made him look less like a human being, and more like a monster that only travels at night in some biographical story.

"I finally got Xiaohuwan." Quan (♂)'s words were full of relief.

Xiaohumaru originally wanted to give a surprise to the new owner, such as something like a princess hug.After all, he has been sleeping bored in the sword for many years, and it is time to find new fun.

But Kokomaru did not expect that the new protagonist who summoned him from the Inari Shrine turned out to be such a person—a man in a cloak and with black hair hanging down, whose appearance is absolutely healing and gentle.As long as he smiles, little KiraKira stars will appear all over the courtyard.If he went to work at the Cowherd Club, it would definitely be the red card with the highest nomination rate.

Xiaohumaru originally thought that he would meet a lovely and beautiful female god judge who is good at blushing.

#It’s not good to talk about my lord like this#

#Ah... Anyway, they are all men. As a sword, you only need to be loyal, respectful and serve the lord#

#The male protagonist does not need to be carefully cared for and pampered#

What made Xiaohuwan even more concerned was that the height of the new protagonist did not allow Xiaohuwan to be presumptuous.Xiaohumaru could only put down the arm that was about to be hugged by the princess, and refrained from all thoughts of teasing the master.

"Xiaohumaru, I am your new lord. From today on, you will be my servant sword." Quan said to Xiaohumaru: "My name is Quan. If you have any wishes and needs, you can also tell me .”

"Wish?...Need?" Xiaohumaru fell into deep thought—except for "making the fur softer" and "proving that he is really big", he seemed to have no other demands.

Oh, and give the lord a princess hug.

#……forget it#

"If you don't have any for the time being, please change into the posture of a sword and go with me." Quan said with a smile, and showed the Yiqi Yizhen in his hand to Xiaohumaru: "It's fine to be like her, so It is more convenient for me to carry."

"Her?" Xiaohuwan's attention was drawn to Yiqi Yizhen.

"No, no, him." Quan quickly patched up: "Slip of tongue."

Hearing this, Xiaohumaru turned into a Taidao.

Maybe it's because Xiaohumaru is a Taidao made with the help of an envoy, and its shape is slightly different from that of the Taidao in the Heian era.

Izumi hid both Yiqi Yizhen and Kohomaru under the cloak, and then passed through the approach of Inari Shrine as if he had come, and went down the mountain to meet Kamui.

She walked slowly, and it took a long time before she saw Shenwei and the others.At this moment, Shenwei and Afutu held umbrellas for sunshade, standing under a tree covered with thin red prayer papers.

The crown of the tree stretches towards the sky, thousands of thin red paper dances with the wind.

"I've been waiting for a long time." Quan (♂) greeted Shenwei and Afutu with a smile.

"...Oh, oh hoo!"

At that moment, Matako Kuishima, who was ordered by Takasugi Shinsuke to exchange information with Haruyu, made a sincere call.

The body and mind that should belong to Shinsuke Takasugi from the beginning to the end have quietly undergone mysterious changes.

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