The world has a brain

My name is Zhao Changfeng, and I am a glorious people's teacher.

The daily schedule is to drive to work, get mad at the students, and drive to get off work.

Speaking of my students, I wonder if I have been cursed. I have taught for so many years, and I have led so many students, and each class is worse than the last.There were ten classes in the best class, and they ranked fifth every time, and the rest of the students...

He is also a teacher, but Bai Su's class next door has never been in the top three.After I began to doubt whether it was my personal ability, I chose to go to the next class to attend.

The teaching methods are similar, but Bai Su's students are very active in class, while my students...

The class teacher dares to play with mobile phones in class, are they tired of work?

It is obvious that we graduated from the same class, and Bai Su and I slept on the opposite bed (apart from the wall), why is there such a big difference in work performance!I lay on the table and gritted my teeth to correct the paper.

A few examples:

The gnat may shake the big tree, but it doesn't move (it's ridiculous)

If you are poor, you will take care of yourself alone; if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines in groups (if you are rich, you will also help the world)

After the new rain in the empty mountain, hang the southeast branch by itself (the weather is late and autumn comes)

Can I hit someone!Even if I am expelled, I will beat up these students!

Bai Su said that I was too merciful, and I was reluctant to scold those who were reluctant to punish them. Let me be stricter with students in the future, copying a wrong one 100 times.

Then I recalled my miserable life before entering New Oriental, and shook my head violently.

"I can't bear it a hundred times, let's go to the head office ten times. They are all in the sixth grade, and they should take the high school entrance examination outside. Now they can't memorize ancient poems. In the future, the high school entrance examination will be over."

"The main thing is, I think this group of students still have to learn alchemy and formation every day, so I don't want to make them too tired in the culture class."

"Then what about their formation class results?" Bai Su asked me back, and my expression changed.I also teach this group of students the formation class...

no!I must harden my heart!If things go on like this, I won’t be able to increase my salary in my life. After the college entrance examination, they all have to find a job directly, and they can’t even get a junior college.

I opened my mouth and was about to speak when the phone on the table rang suddenly.

"Hey, um, um, you won't come back at night! Then you will never come back in this life!"

My sudden roar scared all the teachers in the office, and they all looked back at me.Realizing my gaffe, I sat down with a smile.

"Li Qianqiu's phone number?"

"Well, this bastard didn't come home tonight again, saying that there is a reception. Bah! Don't come back if you don't want to come back!"

"He's the boss of a big company, and even a small teacher should burn incense when he climbs up to him. You're better off, and you'll scold him if you disagree."

"This is what he owes."

"It's not easy for you two men to be together, and you are tolerant and tolerant of each other."

"Speaking of which, Teacher Bai, I have always had a question."

"what?"

"Qianqiu is not from the monk world, and he doesn't know spells, but he easily accepted the fact that I know spells. When I went to the school leader to approve the marriage, I was ready to resign, but the green light was given all the way to let us pass. Could it be that Qianqiu's family is so powerful that it has influenced this place?"

Bai Su was stunned for a moment, then turned his face away: "Who can explain this kind of thing clearly."

"Hmm...you are suspicious, do you know something?" I moved my face closer and stared at him.

"There's nothing suspicious. It's not easy for the two of you to be together. Let's live a good life."

"Bai Su, do you have a crush on me? Look at what I asked you and you hesitated, and you haven't gotten married yet..."

"MMP, get out! I'm a straight man!"

After chatting and chatting, I left work. Anyway, Qianqiu won't come back tonight, so I might as well go out to eat.It happened that several teachers also discussed going out for a drink, so I joined them excitedly.

I didn't come back until ten o'clock in the evening after drinking a meal. I found a driver and drove the car downstairs to the apartment. I opened the door drunk and found something was wrong.

The door is not locked, but I am the last to lock the door every morning.I took out a talisman from my pocket, and saw someone sneaking around in the living room.I yelled and jumped up and slapped him with the talisman and started howling to catch the thief.

"Changfeng is me! Let me go!"

"Huh? Qianqiu, why don't you turn on the light! I thought it was a thief!" I tore off the amulet from his body, and pressed him to lie on the floor: "Didn't you go out to drink?" ? Come back so early?"

"I did not go."

"Oh...huh? You didn't go, why didn't you go."

"Aren't you angry?" He raised his arms, picked me up and lay down on the sofa, then wrinkled his nose and asked, "Did you go out to drink?"

"You are only allowed to socialize, I am not allowed to go to parties. Have you had dinner tonight?"

"I ate the last bag of instant noodles..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, the president of the dignified Li family actually serves instant noodles for dinner. People will die laughing when they say it." I propped myself up and sat up: "I can make whatever I want."

"Lie down, I'm not hungry anymore."

"It seems that I have to teach you how to order takeaway. Go to the mobile phone to make an ugly group, or are you full, or Du Niang takeaway. I don't know if the security guard downstairs can send the takeaway up."

"Probably not."

"Then you go downstairs to get it. Don't eat instant noodles all the time. If you don't have any nutrition and get fat, have you gained weight recently?" I stretched out my hand and squeezed his stomach, and the original abdominal muscles had begun to soften , I heard him take a breath, smiled maliciously, and stretched out his hand to him: "Hold me back to bed."

His princess picked me up, and I poked his chin: "Is it heavy?"

"Heavy."

"The labor and capital are only 120 catties, so heavy!"

After accompanying me through the ups and downs, I put my hands and feet on him and started to complain to him, telling him how stupid my students were, how much Bai Su deserved a beating, and which female teacher came to which department.

"You probably won't believe me when you say it, but I was the chairman of the student union back then."

"I believe."

"You believe what you know." I snapped my fingers, my hair changed back to the usual long hair in school, and then I took off a curly hairpin from my head: "This is the symbol of when I was the chairman of the student union. Bar."

"It's okay, this green is pretty ugly."

"Qinglongyuan is all green, forgive me."

"I just think I've seen such an ugly hairpin before. But I forgot when."

"Here it goes again. When you chased me before, you said you looked familiar to me. Could it be that you were my classmate?"

"Didn't you also say that you seem to have seen me?"

"Is there such a thing? Maybe there is." I got up from the bed, covered my waist and went to the bathroom. The hot water sprayed from the shower made me wake up a lot, and it felt like I was sleeping on the same bed with Qianqiu face to face like this. Very familiar, as if they slept together like this a long time ago.The way he looked at me and the way he spoke to me made the two of us not feel like we have been dating for a year, but rather like we have experienced more than ten years.

"Chang Feng, can I rub your back for you?"

"No, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep after just washing up."

The world of monks pays attention to past and present lives, maybe it is the fate of the past life, it is really fate.

I lay on the bed and fell asleep in a daze, Qianqiu hugged me from behind, and the two of them slept like this until dawn.

A few days later, Bai Su came to me again and asked me if I wanted to know about Qianqiu's past. I firmly refused him. Isn't it just about the past life?It doesn't matter if I don't know, anyway, Qianqiu is with me now.

Then Su Bai pestered me every day for the next week to tell me stories, and he finally calmed down after I got angry once.

Two months later, Jue Ming suddenly started organizing the [-]th anniversary class reunion, and allowed family members to be brought along.

I thought about it, it's been ten years, maybe this guy Zhu Jueming wants to see who's unmarried and who's single and mock others.

This guy is getting worse.

Just when I was debating whether to take Qianqiu, Huangfu Lu suddenly advised me to take Qianqiu too.I asked him why, and he said with a wry smile that Lu Ning wanted to meet a real gay.

I haven't seen her for ten years, but Lu Ning is still so... weird even though she is a mother of a child.And Huangfu Lu is still a wife-protecting madman, if I don't take Qianqiu with me, he will definitely start talking to me.

For the sake of the purity of the six roots, I'd better take him there, at most stay away from Bai Su.

Taking him into the world of monks, unlike what I expected, not only was he not frightened, but he showed a nostalgic expression.

Could it be that he was really a monk before?

Walking into the private room of the hotel, there are all familiar faces, not one with family members.

"Huh? Didn't you say to bring your family?"

"Didn't you bring it?" Jueming pointed at Qianqiu.

"What about yours?"

"We are single~"

Everyone here laughed, single or not.I felt like I was being played, and there was a sense of foreboding.

Long Aotian, who was sitting by the door, locked the door with a snap.

"Lock the door when the dishes are ready?" I asked tentatively.Then everyone looked at Qianqiu and me with ill intentions.

"You, what do you want to do!"

"Ahem, Changfeng, let me tell you a story about the two of you."

I rushed out the door immediately.

"Hold him down!"

Immediately afterwards, Long Aotian and Huangfu Lu held me down, put a talisman on me and pressed me on the seat: "Changfeng, you just accept your fate, we have been fighting for a long time before we are allowed to tell you this story .So what are you running away from?"

I don't know what I'm afraid of, but it's all like this and I can only take one step at a time.

Qian Qiu looked super interested, seeing him listening to Bai Su's story seriously, I had no choice but to listen carefully.

As I listened, I cried.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"Get lost! Who the hell told you it was a novel! It's true!"

I wiped my tears (if there were any) and pointed my nostrils at him: "Who would believe it, how could such a thing happen to us, right Qianqiu."

"I believe."

"what!!"

I looked at him in surprise, and he continued: "I always feel like I forgot something between Changfeng and I. Although I don't remember it now, at least I know that these things happened between us." He stretched out his hand He tore off the talisman on my body and held my hand: "Changfeng, we still have a long way to go. Would you like to walk down with me..."

"Then, then...well..." I said shyly.

I suddenly understood why Qianqiu's family members were not disgusted with my relationship with him, but rather positive.It seems that they didn't break their promises, and it is estimated that I will become the young mistress of the Li family in a few months.

I still can't remember the epic story they told me about the heart-wrenching torture, let's just assume that Qianqiu and I once defeated his younger brother together.But it doesn't seem to have any effect on the relationship between the two of us.

Now Qianqiu can't use spells anymore, he gave me all his mana, but he doesn't care.

At the wedding scene, both of us were dressed in bright red, and the master of ceremonies said "one bow to the world", "two bows to the high hall", and "husband and wife bowed to each other".I faced him, knocked my head on the ground, and I seemed to remember something.

A long time ago, I seem to have greeted him like this.He also put the ring on my finger with his own hands.I raised my right hand and looked, and the ring that had been with me for more than ten years was still shining.

It turned out that it was given to me by Qianqiu. I thought it was from my family, and I kept it as a talisman.

I looked up at Qianqiu, and he also looked at me with a smile in his eyes.

I don't know if it was the pastor or what started to ask: "Mr. Li Qianqiu, are you willing to ignore..."

"I am willing."

Before the man finished talking, Qianqiu rushed to answer, which made Mr. Pastor a little embarrassed, and then asked me: "Mr. Zhao Changfeng, you..."

"I am willing!"

"Cough." Mr. Pastor coughed awkwardly, and the master of ceremonies also smiled awkwardly: "It seems that Mr. Li Qianqiu and Mr. Zhao Changfeng love each other deeply. Then please..."

Before the master of ceremonies finished speaking, Qian Qiu pulled me past me and kissed her deeply.

"Hey..." There were boos from the audience.

With the blessings of everyone, the two of us are considered husband and wife (something seems wrong), although it has some influence on Qianqiu's public opinion, but according to what Qianqiu said, people who can't even understand sex are not qualified to be his clients.

Domineering!

In Qianqiu's kiss, I remembered a sentence, which seemed to be said by me a long time ago:

If there is fate, even if we forget each other, we will meet again, know each other, and love each other.

Probably, this is fate.

The author has something to say:

Well, it’s over, what to write in the next part is to be determined, it’s probably the kind of master-apprentice year, hehehehehe.

O(∩_∩)O~~