The world has a brain

Obviously it's Chinese New Year, but I'm not happy at all.

Every Chinese New Year, my various aunts and aunts will start bombing me in turn.

"Xiaofeng, what do you do?"

"Fourth aunt, I'm a teacher."

"Oh, it's good to be a teacher, how much money do you earn a year?"

"Um, just over a hundred thousand."

"Xiaofeng, you're not too young anymore, do you have a date?"

"Second aunt, I still want to work for a few more years before finding a partner."

"Oh, that can't work, your mother is still waiting to have a grandson. Hurry up and introduce a second aunt to you."

Annoying man.

Every year, our school holidays are still early, and I go on a trip for a week during the winter vacation and then come back. I have to go home during the Chinese New Year.

Several times I wanted to live in Baisu's house and never go back. As a result, my mother called me every three days, which annoyed me, as if I was bent because I lived in Baisu's house.

I envy Bai Su not having to go home every year.

After being scolded by my mother, I was driven out to buy new year's goods. She scolded me for playing with my mobile phone without helping the house every day, and scolded me for not finding someone to give birth to a grandson for her to play with.He also said that my classmates, Lu Ning and Huangfu Lu, were planning to have a second child.

Why haven't I heard of such a thing!And if my son is raised by you in the future, it will probably be over.

Why do these old people think about my relationship problems all day long.

Anyway, I went out and drove aimlessly. There was a stall selling Spring Festival couplets on the side of the road. I stopped the car and walked over to have a look. There was a pretty good one:

Upper couplet: Guohuang Huayang Haiye Nan Xiaoniao

The next couplet: Rin Meow Mahime Eri Tojo Nozomi

Horizontal batch: Nicole Niconi

Not bad, I don’t really understand you Lala people.If I really buy this picture and go back, my mother will probably send me to the intensive care unit.

"Gou..." Suddenly a familiar voice came from behind me, I didn't turn around in a hurry, but continued:

"How..."

"Oh, long wind, long wind."

"Oh my, Zhang Tiandong, what a coincidence."

"Yes, yes, what a coincidence."

I patted each other's shoulders with Zhang Tiandong, I really didn't expect to meet an acquaintance on the street.

"Yo, come out to buy couplets."

"Yes, my mother is forcing me to go out and buy new year's goods. How are you doing now?"

"Oh, that's it. You know, low-level civil servants like me earn so little and are exhausted every day, but at least I have an iron rice bowl, so I can do it. What about you?"

"The current students are not as good as the previous ones. They don't understand alchemy, they don't understand talisman painting, and some of them don't even know the basic mana of breathing. It's hard for me every day."

"Hahahahaha, in fact, when you decided to stay in school, you should be mentally prepared."

"I will definitely not be the head teacher next year! Just be an ordinary teacher."

"It's a good idea. I heard you shout that last year."

"This time is absolute. It just so happens that this batch of students will graduate soon, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah it will be a torment." I screamed.

"Well, go ahead. Speaking of which, we haven't had a get together for a long time."

"Ah yes, it's been seven or eight years since I graduated, and it seems that I haven't had a party yet."

"Let's get together when you have time, let's catch up with each other."

"Okay." I smiled, I was quite looking forward to the class reunion.

"Then I'll go first, I'll contact you when I'm free."

"Okay!"

After I separated from Zhang Tiandong, I went back to picking Spring Festival couplets.Anyway, after finishing the New Year's goods, I returned home with a big bag of snacks.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat all day long, look how fat you have become!"

"Mom, I'm a monk, I won't get fat."

"You didn't say you would help me with the work during the holidays, and our windows haven't been wiped yet! What's the use of me raising your son!"

"Okay, I'll wipe it off."

I cast a spell with my wand and the window cleared.

"Tell me, what kind of spells do you use to clean yourself? You know how to be lazy all day long! It's alright, alright, you can find a place to stay honestly. Ah yes, did you clean up your dormitory before you left? Already!"

"Finished."

"It's the New Year's Eve, and it must be cleaned up, you know."

"Good good."

After being trained by my mother, I hid in the room and started playing games.

But I also thought about the class reunion carefully, and I was quite excited after not seeing each other for so long.

I contacted Bai Su, and Bai Su readily agreed.

After half a day, he replied to my message, and the location was set at a hotel near the school. The time was a weekend after the next year, and everyone who should be called was also called.

They are nostalgic, but I don't need nostalgia!

After finally ushering in the New Year, I was bombarded again and again, and my second aunt was going to introduce one to me, but when I was about to refuse, my mother slapped me back.

It will be a weekend after the year, however, it seems to be the day of our class reunion.

"Mom, it won't work that day, we will have a class reunion that day."

"What kind of class reunion? You can find someone if you go to the reunion."

"Mom, I said that I don't want to find a partner. I want to work for a few more years, and you know my job. I can't find ordinary people as girlfriends."

"Stop talking nonsense, you have to go no matter the day it succeeds or not!"

"..."

That's all, I'll be an avatar and go for me, although I'm sorry for that girl, I'll explain it to others later.

As a result, my mother escorted me there that day, and I felt hopeless in life.

The girl on the opposite side is really nice, but she is not the type I like. I took out the substitute grass/person by going to the toilet, watched the grass/person sit on the seat for me, and I posted a hidden talisman by myself. up.

Fight with me, don't look at what I learn.

There is still time to rush there, so I hurriedly drove to the (new) East.

Ahhh, the red light is so annoying, I decided to run the red light after making sure there was no surveillance nearby.

As soon as I drove the car out on the opposite side, a car suddenly rushed out. I was so scared that I turned the steering wheel and stepped on the brakes.

It's so dangerous, thanks to my old driver, otherwise... Maserati!If this hits me, I'm screwed!

"How did you drive! You ran a red light!" The driver on the other side got off and started yelling at me.

"I'm sorry I'm in a hurry!"

"Stop talking nonsense, today..."

"Xiao Zhang, what's going on?"

A person got out of the car. Although I didn't know him, my intuition was that this person was an absolute rich man, and he must be the boss.

"Mr. Li, this man drove through a red light!"

"I'm sorry, I'm really in a hurry, sorry." At this time, I should apologize obediently.

"Didn't you miss it? Let's go." Then Mr. Li got into the car.

Tsk tsk tsk, this guy is definitely rich.I saw that he really left and I drove away too.

But where have I seen this guy?Maybe it was on TV, forget it.

This time, I obeyed the traffic rules honestly. In fact, if it wasn’t for the holiday in this world, I would have passed by Yujian, definitely fast enough.

In a hurry, I ran to the (New) East, swiped my card to enter the school, and then entered the monk world through the corner gate.

"Changfeng, you are late!"

Ahhh, I'm really late. Everyone in the room looked at me directly, and I smiled embarrassingly: "I almost didn't have a car accident when I came here. I'm lucky to be able to arrive at this point."

"Huh? Can't you fly?" Zhang Tiandong looked at me in surprise.

"It's a holiday now, and faculty and staff like us are not allowed to use spells in this world."

"Tsk tsk tsk, I was still thinking when I came here, you are the only one who flew here, the rest of us have to come by car normally, you can't be much faster than us."

"No way, this poor school still has a lot of big and small things every day. I was annoyed when I was in school, and even annoyed when I was working."

"Chang Feng, you are late, you have to punish yourself with three cups." Jue Ming looked at me with a smile.

"No, I came here by car, so I can't drink."

"It's so boring not being able to drink! I'll find you a replacement driver later. Come and drink!" Long Aotian said.

"Okay, okay, I can't help it." I raised the beer on the table and poured three glasses.

"Ah, ah, brother Changfeng is a good drinker." Huangfu Lu took the lead in booing.

I looked around the room, I, Caesar Ming, Long Aotian, Bai Su, Zhang Tiandong, Zhang Su, Qin Yulu, Shen Ziping, Yang Banxia, ​​Huangfu Lu, Lu Ning, Liu Kongqing.

"Huh? Liu Yun didn't come, neither did Liu Shihu." I asked strangely.

"Liu Shihu seems to have undergone appendicitis surgery. Liu Yun was taken on a blind date by his mother, tsk tsk tsk." Bai Su sighed after explaining.

"Coincidentally, my mother also asked me to go on a blind date today, and I sneaked out by relying on a substitute."

"Huh? Aren't you forbidden to use spells?"

"So! If the school finds out, I'll be screwed! All of you, keep your mouths tight." I threatened them.

"Aren't you not allowed to marry a mortal?" Qin Yulu asked me.

"Yes, what can I do if my mother insists on letting me go on a blind date. Hey Qin Yulu, how are you doing recently?"

"As usual, I'm so tired that I'm going to die every day. If I have my next life, I'm sure I won't be a doctor."

There was a lot of wine on the wine table, and I drank a lot of wine unconsciously, and my tongue started to talk.

"Jue, Jue Ming, let me tell you, I really don't want to do it these days. These kids can't learn anything, and I worry about it every day. Hey, tell me, were we so stupid when we were in school!"

"zzzzzz..."

"Tsk, fell asleep right now. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"

"Changfeng, you are so heavy, uh, you smell so bad."

"Stinky fart, I took a bath last year."

"Stinks of booze."

"Cut. Ahhhh Huangfu Lu, my mother told me that you and Lu Ning are going to have a second child."

"What's the matter, there is no birth! Brother Changfeng, you are drunk."

"Ah, I'm a little drunk and want to sleep."

"Someone send him back." Huangfu Lu stood up and looked around.

"Let me see him off, I didn't drink." Bai Su stood up and took Zhao Changfeng over.

"Qianqiu..." Zhao Changfeng spat out the familiar name, and everyone in the room was silent for a while.

"He looks like this... Forget it, I'm leaving." Bai Su carried Zhao Changfeng on his back and left.

The people in the rest of the room looked at each other, chatting with each other as a distraction.

......

"Bai Su?" I woke up and found that I was lying on the back seat of the car, and Bai Su was driving my car and waiting for the red light.

"You're awake."

"How long have I been asleep?"

"Not long, just half an hour. Are you still sleepy?"

"Sleepy."

"If you are tired, sleep for a while."

I leaned my head back on the back seat, waves of drunkenness invaded my brain, as if I remembered something, but immediately forgot it.

"Bai Su, have I forgotten something? I seem to be getting more and more forgetful as I get older."

"...how do I know what you forgot?"

Feeling that Bai Su was a little unhappy, I stopped talking.

When I got home, my mother scolded me and made me hangover soup. I slept until noon the next day, and when I woke up, I was dizzy and felt like I was about to die.

It seems that I really need to practice my drinking capacity.

After two days, the school started, and I started to face the group of worry-free students every day.Maybe I really forgot something, but it's better to cherish the present moment.

Well, should I try to find a girlfriend, I started to seriously think about this question, so that I can also silence these relatives next year.

But there will definitely be marriage urging, having a child, and having a second child. It's an endless cycle.

It is simply sick that something that is obviously not destined to be destined must be related to fate.

No, I have to go back next year, and I will continue to approve homework after I make up my mind.

"What the hell is this writing! I'm so mad!" I continued to scold while approving my homework.

The author has something to say:

Taking advantage of the Chinese New Year to write a small episode, it's not over!It's not over!It's not over!

O(∩_∩)O~~

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