The world has a brain

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The usual routines in fairy tales are: princess, prince/knight, devil/dragon.

The devil/dragon captured the princess, and the prince/knight came to rescue the princess. After defeating the devil/dragon, the prince/knight and the princess lived happily ever after.

Although I don't know who made up this kind of thing, I know that the person who made up this kind of thing must be a loser in the real world and then wantonly yell in his brain how to become a hero and how to embrace a beautiful woman.

However, readers are still happy to read this kind of story.

Let this kind of story be a cake, after all, everyone likes it.

The cake will definitely get tired after eating for a long time, and then once in a while, I feel that Malatang is simply delicious in the world.

Then something weird happened.

Ordinary 15 yuan Malatang: The prince/knight and the devil/dragon are together.

Then put some meat in Malatang, 20 yuan luxury set meal: the four of them lived a shameless life together.

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After Shen Ziping listened to my speech, she kept asking me with bright eyes where I could get 30 yuan Malatang, the one with all the meat and no vegetables.

However, I just want to say that I am now in the same position as the useless king in fairy tales.

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Why did I suddenly have such an idea, because it seems that everyone is preparing to fight the devil recently, only I can only eat melon seeds and watch TV dramas every day when I have nothing to do.

The monk world has recently invented a black technology called video beads, which can record what you want to watch and then play it back at any time. It is similar to the principle of a video camera in the present world, but it is powered by mana.

I was like this, paralyzed on Banxia's recliner, kneading melon seeds, watching the man in the play shouting heartbreakingly: "Go back quickly! Don't want you to see my body-head-different-part!"

Just so dazedly waiting for Qianqiu to bring the princess back.

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Qianqiu wrote a letter before, saying that he accompanied the protagonist to level up.

No wonder Harry wasn't there either, nor were Ron and Hermione.The old headmaster has taken his lunch, and the new headmaster is Snapppppp. I think we may have a hard time.

What kind of hatred, what kind of resentment, it happened to be Snapppppppp!

Counting with my fingers, there is one year left, and I don't know if I can survive this year.

Huangfu Lu reported it to (New) Dongfang, and the school gave us the answer: "If you like to be silly, if you don't like to be silly, you will all drop out of school."

What a rubbish school!What is the phone number for the Bureau of Education?I want to report!

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But having said that, wouldn't it be discovered that there were four missing people in the school?

With this question in mind, I saw Qianqiu "sitting" on the chair in class the next day.

"thousand......"

That person had "miscellaneous repairs", "garbage not qualified to talk to me" and "a bunch of trash" written all over his face, with his feet on the table and something dangling from his mouth.

I silently sat a little further away: "Li Wandai..."

He glared at me through gritted teeth, and then stopped talking to me.

"That, Li Wandai..." I spoke to him tremblingly.

"Ah!" he yelled at me.

"Aren't you going to wash off the words on your face? Also, the chocolate on Pocky has melted, and the corners of your mouth are full of chocolate."

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Double-click "666"!

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According to the information I found out desperately, Qianqiu asked Li Wan to attend class instead of him, and Li Wandai agreed for some reason.

Why?With Qianqiu's character, he should have caught Li Wandai's handle and then threatened him.

I didn't know that the so-called handle was a photo of Li Wandai's bedwetting when he was a child.

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All in all, Li Wandai is currently replacing Qianqiu.

Li Wandai is a golden spirit root, and a very powerful golden spirit root. As long as he has seen the prototype, he can imitate any weapon, and he can imitate infinitely anytime, anywhere. Although the power has been reduced a lot, it cannot withstand the accumulated damage.

Li Wandai's spells were learned from his teacher and father, so they are not the same as ours.He hates Qianqiu very, very much, the two are obviously twin brothers but they are like fire and water.

Wait, teacher father?There is actually a master who can teach spells in his family!

This seems to be beyond my general understanding of big families.

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Li Wandai's baby is purely in the late stage of secondary illness. He has always regarded himself as the emperor who will rule the world in the future, and his brother Li Qianqiu is the biggest obstacle preventing him from ascending the throne. Without Li Qianqiu, he can rule the world.

Although I don't know what's going on in his house, please respect the chairman's portrait on Tian/An/door.

No matter what age, I still want to become the emperor!Have you watched too many TV shows?

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Li Wandai hardly talked to us, and he was the most hostile to me, as he had inexplicably ran out to kill me before.

But I am innocent!

It may be that he hates Qianqiu and hates me, so he kills me first to vent his anger, and then kills Qianqiu, after that he can be the emperor.

The two princes, in order to compete for the throne, the second prince did not hesitate to kill the eldest prince's personal eunuch to vent his anger.The eldest prince was distraught, and he was at odds with the second prince. The two fought openly and secretly, and in the end both lost. The throne was handed over to Prince A who had been watching the show.

It's such a sad story, and I'm heartbroken myself.

But there seems to be something wrong, and there seems to be nothing wrong.

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There has been a lot of trouble in the school these days, and Principal Snappppppp has no time to care whether this Li Qianqiu is real or fake.

The main reason is that Voldemort's power is getting stronger and stronger. It is said that their power has invaded the Ministry of Magic. The current Minister of Magic almost only listens to Voldemort's instructions.

For example, wizards who clean up Muggle families.

I have been thinking about the issue of bloodlines for two years but I can't figure it out. I just figured out that their brains haven't fully evolved yet.

Wake up, the Qing Dynasty is dead!

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Li Wandai stood beside me, looking at the newspaper with the eyes of combustible garbage.

"That's why I said they were stupid." Li Wandai glanced at me, and then said: "If I were the supreme leader, I would quickly suppress this demon when it showed signs of growing."

"The power has spread to the court."

"Peel off the cocoons and remove them one by one."

"The removal is not clean."

"Wait and see. At least the military power is in my hands. If there is a rebellion, I can quickly suppress it. And he can support people in the court, so can I."

"So that's how it is." I sighed in admiration, "It seems that you know the way of an emperor very well."

"It's natural." Li Wandai glanced at me proudly.

"However, in this wizarding world, everyone is a soldier. After Voldemort's power grows, all those who take refuge in him, regardless of age or sex, can fight."

"Shoot people first, shoot horses, catch thieves first, and you'll have no problem with Voldemort."

"Voldemort is so powerful, can you defeat him?" I asked tentatively.

"As an emperor in the wizarding world, in addition to knowing the basics of magic, he must also know how to use people. At the same time, he must also be proficient in riding and shooting. You can't just stick to my magic being the number one. What's more, the current minister doesn't see any Getting magic is the most powerful thing."

I nodded, the biggest weakness of these wizards is that they can't do anything without magic.In this world, there are many ways to kill a person.I remember that Shen Ziping recently watched a drama that seemed to tell the story of a elementary school student who was the god of death who cracked the killing method. He acted in more than 800 episodes without repeating the same.

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Li Wandai left the small rooftop after "chatting" with me. What he meant was that Qianqiu would not allow Li Wandai to trouble me. If Qianqiu found out, Li Wandai would...

At least I can rest assured of my personal safety.

After I successfully dealt with the brat Li Wandai, I could only go and play with Bai Su and Huangfu Lu.

Yang Banxia is busy studying how to combine the constellations with the Book of Changes, while Qin Yulu is learning the first aid methods in the present world. It seems that she has learned how to deal with her brain being caught in the door.And Shen Ziping and Liu Shihu didn't know what they were conspiring to do.

Well, according to what Lao Luo wrote... Lao Luo didn't write about what happened in the school at all!

According to the rumors heard so far, Neville is leading the DA army to face the Death Eater teacher, so let's go face to face too!Anyway, we can graduate.

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The current teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is... I don't know, I don't know where I got it from, anyway, it looks like a bunch of lunatics.Then let's fight each other with the three curses.

"Bai Su, he asked me to hate you."

"Chang Feng, he also asked me to hate you."

"How about we hate him?"

"good idea!"

"The front teeth competition is great!"

The two of us cast a spell together, but we were blocked.

"Failed..." I said.

"Ah, I'm going to be beaten." Bai Su said.

"Run!"

What a fate.

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But those two lunatics didn't bother me and Bai Su, it is said that they were severely taught by Li Wandai.

Bear children still have uses for bear children.

The school is giving the juniors a break, and the likes of us are better off staying and helping out against the Death Eaters, which disturbs me a lot.

Huangfu Lu contacted the school again, and the teacher there said this time:

"You guys haven't participated in the field practice inspection for three years! This time it will be the result of the field practice inspection! S-level task, get rid of Voldemort, understand!"

"This is an SS-level mission, right? They still have the main character sitting here! Let's join in the fun!" Huangfu Lu roared angrily.

"Then do the achievement without taking any damage, kill Voldemort without dying alone, understand."

"It doesn't hurt to be a fart! One Voldemort can beat the five of us! I don't care! Otherwise, you get me Long Aotian! And then get some treasures to help!"

"There is no treasure, but the foreign aid can give you two. Just wait, the foreign aid will pass within a week."

"That's pretty much the same! I... damn it! I actually died!" Huangfu was so angry that he wanted to smash something, but he couldn't bear it.

I really want to write a letter to the mayor to report this garbage school!

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I pulled out the death list from the eyes of God.There are quite a few dead people, so we can't monitor what they are doing 24 hours a day!

What can I do, I'm desperate too.

According to the Eye of God, Harry and the others will be locked in the dungeon of Malfoy's house, and then Ravenclaw's headgear, one of the key points of the mission, is placed in the Room of Requirement, and Hufflepuff's gold cup is in the In the bank, there are still Voldemort's snakes, Harry himself, and the rest have been resolved.

From the current point of view, we can only help with Ravenclaw's card issuance. The 7 people finally found it together in the Room of Requirement, but they didn't know how to do it, so they just stuck it out?

"Forget it, give it to me first, I'll study it." Yang Banxia reached out and asked for it, but we had no choice but to return.

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Within two days, the foreign aid sent by the school arrived.

Well, I don't know any of them, and it seems very unreliable.

"I'm Wang Xiaoer, a fourth grade student at Baihuyuan! Fenglinggen!"

"My name is Huang Tiedan! A fourth-year student at Qinglong Institute! Earth Spirit Root!"

These two children look very energetic, but they were sent here to die!And yellow iron eggs!Both of us are from Kanto and there is no regional discrimination, but please speak Mandarin, please!

"Senior Zhao, this is the treasure that Senior Zhu entrusted me to bring to you. I will give it to you here. My mission will be considered complete."

Senior Zhu?Zhu Jueming?What did Cassia bring me?

I hurriedly opened the cloth bag that Huang Tiedan brought me, ah, it was the Immortal Killing Sword.

"Although I don't quite understand why Jueming sent me the Immortal Killing Sword, I still thank him." I put away the Immortal Killing Sword again, ignoring Li Wandai's wolf-like expression.

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The strength of the two children is really good.Wang Xiaoer and I both belong to the root of the wind spirit, and the move "Crazy Come to Wushan" has been deeply taught by me, and the dance of a big sword is like a fierce tiger.Although Huang Tiedan is an earth spirit root, its speed is surprisingly fast, it is also very skillful in amulet formation, and it uses mana very smoothly.

These two children, given time, will become great talents.

But it feels a little bad to be thrown into such a dangerous battlefield at such a young age.Then Bai Su laughed at me as "the benevolence of a woman."

You are a woman and your whole family is a woman!

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