The world has a brain

(1)

I have been in the fifth grade of elementary school before I received the admission letter from the Eastern Art Academy.

On my tenth birthday I ate cake and choked on the note inside.My mom yelled and picked me upside down and my dad started patting me hard on the back.

Although the admission notice has been messed up by my saliva, I can still see what is written on it.

(2)

My mom thinks this school is a lie, my dad thinks so, and so do I.

Such things that do not conform to scientific principles are not allowed by Marxism!

My dad took out his party badge and said reverently.

(3)

Later, my mother's sister, my aunt, said that there was indeed such a place, and took out photos as evidence.My parents just barely believed it.

They asked me if I wanted to go.

So here comes the question, why does my aunt know about this place.

After a fierce ideological struggle, I raised my head and said with a maturity that does not belong to my age: Go.

Then he returned to the room with a serious face.

(4)

Hahahahahahahahaha no need to learn math!No need to learn English!No need to memorize ancient poems!

(5)

As it turns out, I was still too naive.

I twitched my lips and looked at the must-have items list.Impressively written on it: People's Education Edition Mathematics Textbooks, People's Education Edition Chinese Textbooks.

I want to curse.

(6)

But I'm only ten years old, and I don't know how to swear.

(7)

My family is in Kanto, and the admission notice asked me to wait for the train at platform No. 666 of the train station.

So here comes the question, what the hell is platform 666?

Our family studied all the way, and finally saw a big "666" written with spray paint on a wall next to the waiting hall.On the wall next to it was written "demolition".

Even now I can only write a string of "666666" to express my mood

(8)

Because my parents are mortals, I can't get in.Before leaving, my mother gave me thousands of exhortations, and I was also reluctant to part with her, but we always had to part.

I stepped into the wall with teary eyes, and as soon as I walked over, I put away my tears in an instant.

I smell freedom!

(9)

After traveling a long distance by train, I finally arrived at the station.

At that time, I thought that schools all over the world looked the same, but it seems that I was wrong.

I saw a great wasteland.

Just as we all looked at each other in blank dismay, something seemed to fly down from the sky.

(10)

Wow, this is the first time I've seen someone fly!

To be precise, they are Yujian flying.I heard someone yelling behind me: "Brother Xiaoyao~~~!"

Then passed out.

(11)

Linger, is that you? Linger!

(12)

The drama I was YYing didn't show up, I looked back at the girl, she seemed to have passed out.

Stop watching those TV shows!Will learn bad!

"Ahem." The four people who flew down from the sky stood in a row in front of us and said to us: "Hello, new students, we are your seniors, and we are also the head of the life department of the student union of each college. Next, we will Guide you through the admission process.

"Uh, the students who read their names take a step forward, and go to whichever courtyard they read."

Standing in a row, the seniors hang a big sign on their chests, with the four colleges crookedly written on it with a brush...

Seiryuin

Baihuyuan

Suzakuin

Xuanwuyuan

(13)

"Senior." I raised my hand: "Someone passed out." (14)

I have always been curious about how they assign students to which college. Later, when I became the chairman of the student union, the admissions office called me to draw lots, and whoever was caught would be the freshman this year.

(15)

In short, the girl who fainted just now was taken away by the Baihuyuan.

Although I don't know whether it is good or bad, but in the end she was taken away by the most handsome senior.

Amen.

(16)

Huh?I don't believe in Jesus.Also, I'm a man.

(17)

I was assigned to Qinglongyuan, the name sounds cool, but this green...

It looks very ominous.

Especially the hats on the heads of the seniors are all green.

(18)

"Third-grade fire spirit root, next."

"Fifth Grade Earth Spirit Root, next."

"Extreme Lei Lingen? Old Zhang, have you cheated! This kind of student should be from our Xuanwu Academy!"

"Fart! It should belong to our Baihuyuan!"

"Fuck, roll, roll, what Zhang Xiaoxing draws is mine!"

I watched these seniors fighting for a guy with the best Leilingen, so I couldn't help but rub my forehead.

Speaking of which, I don't even know what kind of spiritual root I am.

They seem to have finally finished the fight. It is Zhang Xuechang's victory, that is, our Qinglongyuan's victory.

yeah!

The people around cheered, and I couldn't help cheering too.

(19)

When it was finally my turn, I just walked up when I suddenly felt a gust of air rushing from bottom to top.

"Third Grade Wind Spirit Root, next."

It turns out that I am Fenglinggen.

(20)

"Hey, classmate, I'm Shui Lingen, how about you?" A student came over to talk to me.

"Huh? Me, I seem to be Fenglinggen."

"That's great. We Shui Linggen seem to have to go to Kanto to do extracurricular practice in winter. It's so cold there."

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "I'm from Kanto, do you have any opinions?"

"Ah? You are from Kanto, and I am from Yudi. What a coincidence."

"What a coincidence..." I muttered in a low voice.

"We are all Chinese."

I moved away silently.

There's nothing wrong with his mind.

(21)

"My name is Huangfu Lu, from Xuanwu Academy, how about you?"

"Zhao Changfeng, Azure Dragon Academy."

"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Changfeng, the dog looks up to the dog."

The dog looks up to you!

(22)

I once wondered if there was a hole in Huangfu Lu's head, especially after he became the vice chairman of the student union, almost on an equal footing with me.

In fact, he is just a straightforward and serious bad guy.

But when I first entered school, I still felt that Huangfu Lu was a very strange person.

(23)

The dean of our Qinglongyuan is Taihao.

Yes, the head of the Three Emperors, Taihao.

We really wanted to go up and take a photo, but no one dared to move.

That's Tai Hao!The head of the legendary Three Emperors and Five Emperors!

(24)

But now we are used to it. The headmaster is the Jade Emperor. Teachers, what are the Taishang Laojun, Nuwa Empress, and Monkey King, in short, they are mythological figures we are familiar with.

(25)

I feel that my three views are gradually being destroyed.

Something seemed wrong, so I looked down.There was a little unicorn at my feet that kept kicking me.

(26)

The whole school is like a huge palace.

We live in the harem, but unlike that kind of concubines, we live in the tower.

The door god posted on the door is that one, Qin Shubao and Yu Chigong, they can still move!And can talk!

I feel the wonder of the world again.

(27)

In fact, the stickers on the door are not the real deities of these two people. The deities of these two people are guarding the gate of the school.

By the way, the two of them seem to have a lot of respect for that top grade Leilingen.

(28)

That top grade Leilingen is my new roommate, named Li Qianqiu.

This name is really domineering, and it will last forever.

The other two roommates are Zhu Jueming and Jiang Ao.

Zhu Jueming is still a pretty ordinary boy, while Jiang Ao seems to have entered the second stage of middle school ahead of time, and we always call him Long Aotian.

(29)

In order to respect him, we will call him Long Aotian from now on.

Li Qianqiu seems to be very unimpressed with us. He has been obsessed with his studies, holding Chinese textbooks and reciting ancient poems.

I quickly became friends with Zhu Jueming and Long Aotian. Jueming is a third-grade fire spirit root, and Long Aotian is a second-grade water and wood dual spirit root.

(30)

Most people have a single spiritual root, and occasionally there will be one or two double spiritual roots, but there is nothing special about spiritual roots.

Water, fire, thunder, wind and soil, gold, wood, water, fire and soil.The five spirits, the five elements, mutually generate and restrain each other, only the spiritual roots that generate each other will produce dual spiritual roots, and the mutually restraining spiritual roots and irrelevant spiritual roots cannot become dual spiritual roots.

As for the three spiritual roots and the four spiritual roots, it is even more impossible to exist, if one day there is a seven spiritual root.Then this person, we call the "protagonist".

But so far, it seems that no "protagonist" has appeared yet.

(31)

ah?you said I?

I'm just a person in charge of writing a diary. I don't want money, but I don't want girls. No matter how you look at it, I look more like a passerby.

Compared with me, Li Qianqiu is more like the protagonist.The top grade Leilingen, with good grades, good looks, and a group of little fans, with an iceberg face to others.

Proper protagonist setting.

Compared with him, I'd better keep a diary honestly.

(32)

I, Caesar Ming and Long Aotian analyzed Li Qianqiu's behavior, and felt that he was pretending to be X.

However, when we got the schedule, we were instantly dumbfounded.