[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Big Brother Yaowan

He Yuanyuan: "..." fold your hands in front of your chest, to see what kind of ivory you can spit out.

Yin Zhiping: "..." As soon as I was alone with the girl, the embarrassment recurred, so what, I just thought about how to start?Tactful or direct?

The Silence of Mystery……………

Five minutes later, He Yuanyuan still couldn't stand the weird atmosphere, and said, "Hey! Don't you want to talk? Talk!"

"Cough..." Yin Zhiping withdrew his mind, and said without thinking: "Heavenly King Gaidihu!"

"..." He Yuanyuan's eyes widened, she put down her hands and stood up straight, and said in her mouth, "Treasure... Pagoda... Town River Demon!"

When I said the last word, my voice turned into a scream, and it did turn into a scream at the end. I jumped up and down, and rushed towards Yin Zhiping (/≧▽≦)/, shouting " Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Hahaha! Fellow fellow~ Fate~ I thought I was the only one who time-traveled!" He Yuanyuan tightly grasped Yin Zhiping's hand, expressing his excitement beyond words.

Yin Zhiping wanted to complain, he was quite ape dung, but he only showed a puzzled smile on the surface.

Seeing the other party's acquiescence again, He Yuanyuan became even more excited, and quickly blew herself up: "I was born in 93. I crossed in a car accident on November 16, 11. I just wore it for a few days. What about you? What about you? How many years have you been here?" ? How long has it been through time? Tired or halfway through? Wearing or soul wearing?"

Yin Zhiping didn't open his mouth, but he could only hehe in his heart, I've been with you for so many days, what do you think...

In fact, there is no need for him to speak, He Yuanyuan has already taken it on his own: "Oh, yes, you are Yin Zhiping! You must have passed through the soul. But, how did you become Yin Zhiping? Your role is too It's disgusting, not even Lu Zhanyuan! Suddenly I found out that I'm pretty good dressed as He Yuanjun!" The little hand also patted his chest in cooperation to show his gratitude.

Yin Zhiping said again that he was speechless, do you think it was acting?Also cosplay!It's not something I can pick...

After taking three shots, He Yuanyuan paused, looked at Yin Zhiping with raised eyebrows, and said, "Hey~ You can't be~"

Yin Zhiping had a bad feeling...

Soon, He Yuanyuan's words confirmed his premonition: "You don't have illegal thoughts about Xiaolongnv, and you transmigrate into Yin Zhiping every day, right? You're so obscene!"

After struggling for a long time, Yin Zhiping finally failed when he heard this sentence, and shouted: "How is it possible? Little Dragon Girl is only so old now! I'm not that perverted!!"

"Uh, it's also a tiger~"

Seeing that Yin Zhiping got angry, He Yuanyuan immediately changed his words and replied, "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, Xiaolongnv may not be ten years old now, how is that possible?"

Yin Zhiping took a deep breath, ignored He Yuanyuan's gag, and said directly: "Stop making trouble, and get down to business, what are you going to do now?"

He Yuanyuan also came to his senses when he heard Yin Zhiping's question, he still had this troublesome identity.

If you don’t meet any acquaintances, you can choose to turn on the farming mode directly and live in seclusion, but now everyone’s husband has come to the door, and he is still a plot character with his own enemies. Thinking about the idiot the other party treated the original body just now, I guess even if I want to dump He couldn't get rid of it either. Thinking of this, He Yuanyuan made a bitter face and replied, "I don't know~"

Then he thought of something, and looked at Yin Zhiping with hope:

"Will you help me? Hmm~"

She blinked her eyes cutely, and said, "I'm so helpless, so pitiful, so innocent, you won't leave me alone~"

The corners of Yin Zhiping's mouth twitched, but he had to think seriously.

The reunion is a fate, and he really can't bear to "see death without saving" a little girl from "the same town". After all, He Yuanjun can't live for ten years in the original book, and this is still the time of the original book.

Now that the two of them cross over, I don't know how big a butterfly effect it will cause. When the enemy's road is narrowed and the enemy doesn't know each other, it's possible to die straight away. No, thinking of He Yuanyuan who can't sit still Yin Zhiping said that it should be very possible.

Not to mention that there is Lu Zhanyuan now, how could his wife not think too much after her temperament has changed drastically, don't underestimate the IQ of the ancients, and now He Yuanyuan has even forgotten the martial arts of the original body, and has no fighting power at all. People are cremated as monsters in minutes.

It's not that he has a good heart and no calculations, and he will have a showdown as soon as he sees "Fellow Township", but according to his observations these days, Yin Zhiping still likes He Yuanyuan quite a lot.

Although people are usually a bit jumpy and guilty, their heads are still clear, and they don't think that after time travel, they must make money and start a business, recruit beautiful men, make contributions, and so on. They have no scheming or ambition.

He has a straightforward personality and is not stingy. Even in those days when he didn't like him, every time he went shopping with Chen Yi and the others, Chen Yi would buy food for her and give it to everyone else, including him. She is also a little smart, knowing that she should not treat him as a senior brother too coldly, willing to endure hardships, and has strong adaptability. After traveling through so many days, she has not seen her complaining or being coquettish.

Of course, he might be secretly sad in the dead of night, which is normal, even he, a man in his 30s, was sad when he first crossed, but when the other party faced them outside, he would always be that heartless and sad. The appearance of the lungs, only occasionally revealing a little loneliness when distracted.

This is also the reason why Yin Zhiping hesitated to prepare for a showdown, and he seemed a little lonely.

Although I am surrounded by brothers and sisters, my master values ​​me highly, and my life is worry-free, but sometimes I still get troubled and depressed, who am I?Is this a dream?What should I do if I wake up from the dream?Is it not a kind of escape to stay in Zhongnan Mountain all these years and refuse to come down.

What should I do if I think I can't go back?What is the meaning of living every day?In troubled times, he naturally does not have the courage and ability to change dynasties, so he can only go with the flow.For life, although I practice hard every day, there is still a sense of confusion. What is the goal?If it is just to live in peace, he has already sat down, but why is his heart empty, as if there is a hole in his heart that cannot be filled or blocked.

My own identity is false, and I live in the crowd like wearing a mask every day. Sometimes I feel that I can't breathe after wearing the mask for a long time, and no one can really understand him and know him.

In the eyes of others, he is Yin Zhiping, a talented disciple of Quanzhen Sect, a good disciple in the eyes of his master, and a model for his brothers to look up to. The busy studies and practice of Quanzhen Sect for many years made him forget his sentimentality. However, now, When he met He Yuanyuan, who was also a time traveler, Yin Zhiping's emotions suddenly burst out.

In this strange world, there is finally someone who can let him put down his mask and be himself.

He is no longer alone, and the other party can understand what he said to the other party, and he is no longer a person who bears the panic and worry of traveling through another world.

Maybe it will be considered weak, after all, he is not young, but Yin Zhiping really longs to have someone to talk to and comfort each other.

Regardless of gender, this is the feeling of "meeting an old friend in a foreign country".

Therefore, after getting along for a period of time, although Lu Zhanyuan encountered this accident halfway, he still chose to have a showdown with He Yuanyuan who recognized He Yuanyuan.

As a result, as he expected, even though he was still nervous and loved to digress, he never thought of calculating any benefits from him, the senior brother of the Quanzhen Sect.

He just asked for help on a case-by-case basis, rather than the lion's big mouth to threaten and lure him. This also relieved him, who was a little apprehensive and regretted being too impulsive, and began to think carefully about Lu Zhanyuan's countermeasures.

in the room.

Although there are many thoughts in his mind, in reality it is a blink of an eye. Yin Zhiping was not in a hurry to speak, and stretched out his hand to signal He Yuanyuan to sit on the table. He turned around and slowly added a cup of tea for himself and the other party, then shook his robe Sit back in your seat.

Across the curling water vapor, He Yuanyuan folded his hands on the table, sitting upright like a primary school student, looking over with nervous eyes.

Seeing this, Yin Zhiping slowly opened his mouth and said, "Since I opened my mouth to show my cards, I naturally want to help you, otherwise I can just pretend I don't know you and leave."

"Yeah, I understand!" He Yuanyuan was still a little excited, but took it seriously patiently.

"Now that you have figured out your identity, have you thought about what to do?" Yin Zhiping asked slowly after taking a sip of tea.

"I don't know, I'm so annoying~" He Yuanyuan looked troubled, "What can you do?"

"Two choices." Stretching out two fingers, Yin Zhiping shook his head, "One is to follow Lu Zhanyuan back to Lujiazhuang to be a young mistress."

"Don't! Don't! I don't like Lu Zhanyuan at all, and he probably won't like me either. My personality is far from gentle and virtuous." Upon hearing this, He Yuanyuan shook her head like a rattle As if, "Besides, there is a love rival, Chilian fairy Li Mochou! I don't want to offend such a perverted female devil!" Then he asked: "What is that two?"

"Secondly, I went to live in seclusion at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, and called you my long-lost cousin to the outside world. With the blessing of Quanzhen Sect disciple, most people don't bother you very much. If you have other plans in the future, you can come again." Think slowly" also guessed the other party's reaction, Yin Zhiping didn't persuade much, and directly said the second plan.

"Okay! Okay! I like it, choose two, choose two."

Very well, plan two was approved, and Yin Zhiping raised a new question: "The most important thing now is to figure out how to get rid of your current identity, Mrs. Lu!"

"Yes! Yes! What should I do?" He Yuanyuan also responded to this question, what should I do?

Raising his eyebrows, Yin Zhiping habitually tapped the tabletop with his hand, "The simplest and rudest way is to come up with a golden cicada's plan to get rid of its shell."

"What? What do you mean? How do you say it?"

"Just two words"

"Which two words?"

"suspended animation."

"what?"

"Oh~~~I see." He Yuanyuan suddenly realized when he thought about it.

then.

He immediately asked, "How did you die?"

"There are many ways, such as jumping off a cliff, jumping into a river, taking medicine, etc. Find a favorable place to jump off a cliff, and I will catch you below. If you know how to swim, just dive and escape. I don't have any medicine right now, but you can ask someone It's okay for the doctor to lie a little," Yin Zhiping touched the corner of his mouth as he said, as if thinking. "Now even the reasons are readily available."

"What reason?"

"Didn't you hear it just now? He Yuanjun ran away from home and left Lujiazhuang because of Li Mochou's big wedding. You came here directly to restore your memory. You are deeply emotional. It is not very logical to commit suicide!"

"Yes! Why didn't I think of it? You are so smart!"

Hearing He Yuanyuan's admiration, Yin Zhiping didn't feel any sense of accomplishment. He was so ignorant when he said he was so clear, and he just thought she was smart, but he really didn't wake up.

Sure enough, within a minute, He Yuanyuan started asking again: "Then how do I recover my memory?"

Enduring it, Yin Zhiping, who originally wanted to say "Ask yourself!", took a deep breath, resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and replied: "It depends on your own choice. You hit the head, you hit a ghost, Being beaten by someone, being chased by a dog, etc., whatever you like..." At the end, Yin Zhiping felt that he could make up a story, which was really bloody.

"Oh! I'm good at this. In school, I've never been exposed for pretending to be sick and skipping classes. I'm good at acting. I passed the Chinese opera exam..." He Yuanyuan seemed to regain some confidence, and he immediately regained his spirits , and then revealed the truth, "Although I didn't pass the exam..."

"There are still..." Barabala

In this way, with Yin Zhiping's explanation, He Yuanyuan's feelings for him have gradually escalated from gratitude to admiration, and he even became a fan. He Yuanyuan shut up when Chen Yi came up and called for dinner. , got up together and followed Yin Zhiping downstairs to prepare for dinner.

While walking, she committed a nympho towards Yin Zhiping, alas, why did she just find out that Yin Zhiping is so handsome now?He is tall and handsome with long legs, he is good at martial arts, he is completely a real-life male god, I don’t know if he and she can develop further, hehehe~~~ Thinking wretchedly in my heart, He Yuanyuan kept walking When he arrived at the dinner table, he still had the expression of an idiot, committing a nympho towards Yin Zhiping.

The direct result of this was that at the dinner table, Lu Zhanyuan fired a cannibalistic x-laser at Yin Zhiping.

Yin Zhiping, who was innocently lying on the gun: "..."