[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Big Brother Yaowan

After being forced to chat all morning, Yin Zhiping heaved a sigh of relief when Li Dahua was asked to leave by his subordinates. Chatting with perverts is also a very energy-intensive task.

Unfortunately, before he could relax for a few minutes, another large group of people entered the yard, and it was Xiaoyue and his party who came to deliver the meals.

Raising his hand to signal Xiaoyue and his party who were preparing to set meals on the stone table, Yin Zhiping said, "Let's go in and eat!" After speaking, he turned and walked into the house.

Facing the yard full of bones, he worried that he would suffer from indigestion later.

"Yes!" Xiaoyue and the people behind her knelt and agreed, and then slowly followed Yin Zhiping into the house.

Walked to the table in the room, sat down, and waited for Xiaoyue and the others to prepare the food. When they were ready, they stepped back and stood aside quietly, and said: "Go down! I don't like people around when I eat."

The maidservants behind them looked at each other for a few times, and cast a questioning look in Xiaoyue's direction. As if Xiaoyue didn't see it, she still respectfully curtseyed to Yin Zhiping, bowed her head and said: "Yes! Young Master."

"Yes!" Afterwards, several people behind him also agreed, and then they held the tray in their hands and exited the door.

Yin Zhiping didn't pick up his chopsticks to eat until the group of people went out one after another.

The rice is moderately soft and glutinous, it should be top-quality japonica rice. The dishes are three dishes, one soup and one dessert. There are not many styles, and they are all vegetarian, but they are exquisite and delicious, especially a shepherd's purse tofu soup, which is a seasonal dish. Take a bite In his mouth, it was very smooth and smooth. Feeling the sweetness in his mouth, Yin Zhiping said in his heart: This woman is quite thoughtful, details determine success or failure, it seems that I have to be more careful.

However, Yin Zhiping was not worried about whether the other party would drug again. The conversation with Li Dahua in the morning gave him a general understanding of her character, which is abnormal and narcissistic. This kind of person often disdains to act on this section, and he himself has With her skills sealed, it is already fish on the chopping board for her. She can eat it raw or boil it. Ants are nothing more than that. Would anyone care about ants running out of their palms?

After eating, Yin Zhiping didn't go out of the room again, but chose to meditate inside the room. Even if he couldn't get luck in his dantian, he should close his eyes and rest his mind. There was still a tough battle tonight.

At Shen time, that is, around three o'clock in the afternoon in modern times, Xiaoyue and his party walked into the yard again, but this time they brought in a large wooden barrel.

After curtseying again, Xiaoyue bowed her head and said, "Young Master, please take a bath and change clothes!"

Watching a group of people coming in and out fiddling with the bathtub and filling it with hot water, Yin Zhiping didn't stop him, and sat still, but when he finished, he ordered: "Leave the hot water, everyone go out, I will do it myself." That's it."

But this time Xiaoyue didn't take advantage of the trend to retreat, but still stood silently by the side, the meaning was self-evident, when the people behind her saw this, they also bowed their heads and stood still, no one answered.

Seeing this, Yin Zhiping frowned slightly, and insisted: "I don't like being served, go down!" The last word already contained obvious anger.

When the people behind heard this, they couldn't stand up, and they couldn't help but secretly raised their heads to look at Xiaoyue, but they saw Xiaoyue was still standing still with her head buried, still showing a respectful look, and she was just looking respectful. Yin Zhiping didn't say any more nonsense, but added with a serious face: "Do you need me to ask your master?"

Hearing this, the people behind him immediately knelt down and begged for mercy: "Young servant should die! I beg your forgiveness!"

Yin Zhiping didn't speak, just stared at Xiaoyue's buried head, insisted for a while, and Xiaoyue replied in a low voice: "Yes! Young Master!" After saying that, he bowed and left, and seeing him leave, the kneeling people looked at each other Yes, with some hesitation.

"Go down too!" Yin Zhiping said.

"Thank you, Young Master!" After speaking in unison, they stepped lightly, retreated one after another with a more respectful attitude, and closed the door carefully.

Inside the house, Yin Zhiping thought that he had such a moment of pretending to be a tiger, and a sense of unwillingness gushed out from his heart, because he was still not strong enough.

After thinking about it for a while, Yin Zhiping undressed and took a bath in the bucket.

For a person who hasn't taken a bath for half a month, a good bath is a beautiful thing. However, now he has more important things to do. He stretched out his hands, and three silver needles were lying quietly In the palm of his hand, these are the only silver needles he secretly hid, for this critical moment.

Carefully piercing the relevant acupoints, combined with special acupuncture and hot water steam, Yin Zhiping began to use steam therapy to perspire.Ruanjin San cannot be regarded as poison, its effect is similar to modern anesthetics, it is a kind of medicine, it will have time effect, and after entering the body, the medicine will disperse to various veins, if you want to expel the medicine that is integrated into the blood as much as possible, there is no antidote In addition, it is very difficult when the skill is blocked. Yin Zhiping thought for a long time before choosing this method of speeding up the time limit for the onset of the medicine.

With the help of acupuncture and moxibustion, the medicinal effect is fully exerted, and then sweated out of the body through steam. In order to enhance the efficacy, Yin Zhiping chooses the most rapid method. Of course, the side effect is that this will be very painful. It is like burning his own blood vigorously and volatilizing excess The gas is normal, the pain is extremely severe, and it is easy to hurt the body, so it is not suitable to use it too much, but he can't think of a faster antidote than this, and there is not much time left for him.

In the tub, Yin Zhiping was sitting upright sweating profusely, with three thin silver needles on his head, a wave of heat spread out from the water, and anyone who saw it would be able to detect the strangeness in it. People, apart from being really unaccustomed to being served by people, this is more of the reason.

Although the chances of outsiders intruding in are relatively small, Yin Zhiping still decided to make a quick decision. Even though only two-thirds of it was expelled, he stopped the needle and got up after a quarter of an hour, and the water was a little cold.

After getting dressed, Yin Zhiping's smell in the air dissipated a bit, and then he raised his voice to call in the person guarding the door.

Standing aside quietly watching a group of people busily carrying out the wooden basin and other toiletries, Yin Zhiping saw Xiaoyue slowly approaching, first looked at his clothes, and then suddenly raised an eyebrow , and stretched out his hand to touch several acupuncture points all over his body.Resisting the instinctive counterattack after recovering his skills, Yin Zhiping pretended to be unresponsive, as if he had just realized that his upper body could not move, and frowned at Xiaoyue, but he had already moved the acupuncture points in advance, and his body even No hemp at all.

"You——" Yin Zhiping pretended to be surprised and angry just said a word, Xiaoyue made another move and directly hit his dumb point, and his voice stopped suddenly.

In this way, it saves him from having to make up his lines, all he needs to do is glaring at people.

Sure enough, seeing Yin Zhiping's glaring look, Xiaoyue raised her eyebrows and said, "My lord, forgive me, Xiaoyue offended me." On her face, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, her eyes were full of pride, with a look of "successful revenge" The villain showed his appearance, and then directly pushed him to sit on the side of the bed.

Feeling the tightening force on his arms, Yin Zhiping slightly raised his eyebrows imperceptibly, and rolled his eyes: I really hold grudges.

It was within Yin Zhiping's expectation that he was restrained from worshiping. After all, he was "forced". In order to relax the enemy's vigilance, and because the power of his medicine had not completely disappeared, Yin Zhiping chose to worship here. As for his first wedding or something, anyway, he probably won't marry a wife in this life, so let's satisfy his curiosity.

It's a pity that no matter how well he thought, Xiaoyue's next action almost made him fail directly.

Xiaoyue, who was helping him to sit still, put down her hand, turned around and picked up something from the little maid's tray behind her. Turning around, Yin Zhiping took a closer look, but it was a red hijab embroidered with a picture of mandarin ducks sleeping together, and then, As if in slow motion, Yin Zhiping saw the red hijab representing the identity of the newlywed slowly moving towards him, and then his nose itched, and it covered the top of his head, a patch of red come shrouded.

? ! !What a god! !

"..." This is Yin Zhiping, who could push it off but endured the internal injury.

After the hijab was covered, only a patch of red was left in front of his eyes. Yin Zhiping twisted the only movable head of his upper body, lowered his head slightly, and saw the pair of purple embroidered shoes a few steps away, which should belong to Xiaoyue. She seemed to be walking out After a few steps, he left his line of sight at once, and then heard a sound of rustling in his ears, the sound of other people retreating, and then that foot moved back again, and finally stopped at the original position just now .

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There was a wordless silence.Yin Zhiping couldn't speak, and the other party seemed impatient to talk to him, so one sat silently and the other stood.

After a while, I heard gradually a burst of lively sounds coming from outside, the sound of firecrackers, the noise of noise, and the sound of playing, combined into a wedding march, breaking into the small courtyard, but Yin Zhiping didn't hear the people coming The sound of entering the door, this small courtyard is like a forbidden place, and people outside dare not set foot easily.

After sitting quietly for a while, Yin Zhiping heard a heavy footstep stepping into the room, and then, two slightly fat red embroidered shoes came into the sight below.

"Madam, please get up."

lady? ? !Yin Zhiping felt that his fame in his first life was over.

"From one step forward, prosperity and wealth will depend on each other."

"..." This is Yin Zhiping who was forcibly lifted up by Xiaoyue beside him, his hands are not light.

"Two steps, you don't have to worry about longevity."

"!?......" Yin Zhiping felt that someone had suddenly pinched his waist, and it was still a ruthless hand. If he hadn't resisted it, he would have almost yelled and exposed it.

"Three steps, children and grandchildren around the knees."

What kind of house fighting drama is this? When he noticed the fingers on his waist again, Yin Zhiping felt that he couldn't let it go any longer, so he directly lifted his slightly movable foot and kicked it hard.

"Ouch!" There was a loud cry of a heavy object falling to the ground, followed by a hog-killing shout, "I fell to death!"

This is?matchmaker!

The matchmaker who was singing her lines was suddenly attacked by this, and immediately roared: "Who? Who the hell, dare to kick my old lady, don't want to live?"

Yin Zhiping, who realized that he had kicked the wrong person, silently withdrew his foot, and stood there calmly with his head covered, without moving.

Hearing the comforting voices of some little maidservants, the matchmaker got up after scolding for a while, returned to Yin Zhiping's side, and resumed her laughter, and continued the libretto on the road, presumably she should have received some comfort money.

The hands on his waist had already left, and Yin Zhiping didn't want to cause trouble, so he stopped his flag and continued to walk out the door. The matchmaker immediately shouted to the door: "The groom is here!"

A louder roar of laughter came from outside.

Although he couldn't see the road in front of him clearly, and he had to pretend that his upper body was stiff, Yin Zhiping was supported by Xiaoyue, and he walked steadily step by step. He stepped out of the house, passed the stone table, and then stood still at the gate of the courtyard. , accompanied by the clear noise in his ears, he heard the familiar sweet voice.

"Hua'er is here to pick up my husband, is my husband happy?"

It was still that sweet voice, but Yin Zhiping, who was under the hijab, could hear the banter and malice in the voice. Sure enough, the other party did it on purpose, and it was really a perverted mind who liked to play tricks on people's hearts. The sense of powerlessness at the mercy will directly irritate the young and energetic young heroes. In this regard, Yin Zhiping Ah Q said that he once cosplayed a fake mother, who is afraid of who.

After taking over from Xiayue's subordinates, Li Dahua greeted her along the way, so gentle that she could squeeze out water, but Yin Zhiping only heard goosebumps all over her body.

Just like that, Yin Zhiping and Li Dahua were surrounded by lively crowds and walked all the way to the lobby of worshiping heaven and earth, accompanied by the noisy voices of people all the way.After walking up and down a few steps, I finally reached the lobby door.

Listening to the sound of crackling firecrackers beside him was a different kind of torture for Yin Zhiping, who had a keen hearing, and his ears were almost deafened.

"Sir, we're entering." After speaking, he supported Yin Zhiping's body again, crossed the threshold, and entered the door.

Half of his body was "forced" to lean on the opponent, and Yin Zhiping could already imagine himself being helped into the room by Li Dahua like a weak willow supporting the wind.After walking for a while, the hand was lightly stuffed with satin red silk, the other end should be in the hand of the person next to him, and then, his eyes lit up, it was the other person who lifted his hijab.

"..." Is this to make people remember his face?Yin Zhiping thought a little angrily, it really is insidious.

Even so, Yin Zhiping didn't worry too much. Whether he could meet people here after today was another matter, but he still had an angry expression on the surface.

Taking a deep breath, Yin Zhiping began to observe the surroundings, and saw a dense circle of people next to him, most of them were female relatives, and there were very few men, some of them were older, and there were no young people. It's a bit strange, is this a daughter's village?

After looking around, Yin Zhiping turned his gaze back to the high hall in the middle, and his eyes widened when he saw it.

Li... Aunt Li! ?