Yaksha Feeding Manual [Onmyoji]
Chapter 18
Speaking of the "big brother" who had to be done, Yasha laughed.
"Humans and monsters are about the same. This uncle is the best at this kind of thing. First catch the small ones, torture them, let him take them to find the big ones, and then take them away! The land is all my uncle That's right, hahahaha..."
"I know, I know." Amid Yasha's weird laughter, Cen Fei calmly helped up the fallen bicycle, "I'm going back, this time it's you who rides."
Yasha really stopped laughing and sat in the front seat very obediently.
Cen Fei sat down in the back seat, said "Okay", and the old bicycle rushed out, their conversation was faintly carried in the wind.
"So that person is your boyfriend?"
"Of course not! Why do you even ask that! Sure enough, you've watched too many bubble dramas, right?"
The pure human Lu Jianing who was left alone was in a mess in the wind.
"Wait, what should I do? Humans and... monsters?" He shuddered suddenly after reading these words, deeply feeling that he could not understand this world.
Cen Fei is very satisfied with her recent life.
Although I entered a school that was not planned, but after I got used to it, I felt nothing.She has gradually adapted to the life of an onmyoji, and her days have become more regular.
Don't worry about money, what else is there to worry about?
Not only her, Yasha seems to be getting used to her Shikigami status gradually.In addition to gnawing on Dharma desperately every day, he also has a few more hobbies.
Recently, his favorite drama is a certain popular youth idol drama, and Yasha doesn't stop watching it all day, so Cen Fei watched a lot of it indirectly, after all, the room is only this big.
He also fell in love with a certain type of ice cream, which Yasha loved even though it didn't do him any good.
However, ice cream has to be bought... To Cen Fei's pain, this guy started asking for pocket money.
How did it start?That's right, it started from the day Cen Fei met Lu Jianing.
After returning, Yasha grabbed Damo and gnawed at him, and said to Cen Fei, "Let me handle that 'big brother'."
Cen Fei was very happy when she heard that, it was rare that Yasha was willing to take the initiative to do something, of course she agreed, and repeatedly told her not to go too far, Yasha obediently agreed.
But the point is still behind, as a reward for his hard work, he asked Cen Fei to give him pocket money.
What happens when a monster realizes the importance of money?
One of the most classic examples is Ebisu.
After Ebisu, who was always keen to test human beings, was stolen from the gold coins, he finally understood the truth that "no money is hard to move", so his temperament changed drastically and he opened a shop that desperately wanted money.
And when Yasha went out for a stroll and suddenly had a desire for an ice cream, what would he do?
Of course I want it from Cen Fei!
Before asking for pocket money, he also specially prepared theoretical support for himself, which was the "Rookie Onmyoji Must Read".
Yasha opened "Rookie Onmyoji Must Read", and pointed to the chapter "Shikigami and Onmyoji" for Cen Fei to read.
"As an excellent onmyoji, you must fully take care of the shikigami's needs. Using orders to forcefully control the shikigami is the most brutal and inhumane way. Such an onmyoji will have no monsters willing to sign a contract with him."
Since Qingming and Hei Qingming signed the "Agreement", many things have changed, such as the contract.Referring to the contracts in human society, there are multiple versions of contracts.
For example, the Shantu clan signed a non-exclusive short-term employment contract, which existed in the form of a Shantu ticket.Using a mountain rabbit ticket is equivalent to signing a short-term contract with a mountain rabbit, and the onmyoji provides the mountain rabbit with the red dharma.
Bodhidharma's growth is very slow, but it is also rich in nutrition for monsters. It was once a luxury that only ghost kings had the opportunity to taste.
Only Onmyoji has the means to communicate with that power and accelerate the growth of Bodhidharma.The provision of Bodhidharma by the Onmyoji is the basic clause of the contract.
Cen Fei didn't know how the contract between herself and Yasha was written. At that time, she summoned him in a daze.But as long as she still wants to be this onmyoji, her reputation among monsters is also very important.
Maybe the shikigami and Qiu Qiuqun who complained about her own onmyoji... If her reputation is bad, she may not be able to summon a second shikigami in her life...
After thinking about it, Cen Fei felt that this pocket money still had to be given.
In addition, Yasha not only prepared theoretical support for himself, but the timing of the request was also very clever, it was simply a scheming fork.
He deliberately chose to say it after he took the initiative to ask for work to prove his usefulness, how could Cen Fei have the heart to refuse?Cen Fei really can't do it if he just asks someone to do something on the front foot, but turns his back on the back foot and refuses to give pocket money.
Just like that, Cen Fei received another payment, and Yacha received his first pocket money.
A sum of pocket money is not enough to make Cen Fei worry too much, but when she thinks that the Huahua world is so big, Yasha doesn't know how many temptations she will be subjected to, what will happen then?
What if he wants to buy a house or a car?What if he still wants to marry a wife?
Alas, just let nature take its course.
While Cen Fei was struggling with the future foreshadowed by a sum of pocket money, two guests ushered in the Yin Yang Room.
The sound of wind chimes and the fragrance of tea overflow.Even the tea made by the little paper figurines smells delicious.
The little paper man sat in front of the tea table with a teacup in front of him.
The tea table is a normal tea table, with its height, of course it is out of reach.
But it doesn't matter, as the Zhenliao beast of Yinyangliao, not only its paper hands can be extended, but also its two paper legs can be extended.
Now, the two paper legs of the little paper man are stretched just right, so that it can "sit" there smoothly.
Sitting opposite it is Ichimulian, and to the left is his dragon, which also gets its own cup of tea.
The famously gentle Fengshen seems to be in trouble and doesn't look very happy.
The little paper man observed the situation and thought that something important must have happened, and no matter what it was, it might affect the future of humans and monsters.
As the beast of Zhenliao, the little paper figurine's heart to fight for world peace is already ready to move.
"To be honest, I have something to ask." The restrained Fengshen said.
Come, come, the little paper figurine's heart is shouting loudly, it's time to show Yin Yang Liao's enthusiasm, generosity, generosity and friendliness.
It said excitedly: "No matter what it is, as long as we can do it, we will do our best!"
Yimulian's eyes showed gratitude, and his dragon swallowed a big mouthful of tea heartlessly, making a gurgling sound from its throat.
"Yin Yang Liao is really reliable. At the suggestion of the two Lord Qingming, I also signed the agreement, and I have never regretted it so far."
"Yes, yes." Speaking of Qingming, the little paper figurine became a little nympho, "Master Seimei and Master Yimulian made the most correct decision, which can bless monsters and humans, unlike that Two-faced Buddha."
Speaking of the Two-faced Buddha, the little paper figurine thinks of the Two-faced Buddha in the mobile game Onmyoji.
The ugly Buddha cannot escape the fate of being thrown into a shrine and returning to his soul again and again. It makes people happy to think about it.
Yimulian didn't comment on the Two-faced Buddha, but talked about his own intentions, and the matter started a week ago.
On that day, the wind and moon were beautiful and the breeze was blowing. It was a good day for bathing and dust removal.
Yimulian and his dragon came out of the clear lake wet after bathing.
The big dragon rolls in the air a few times in an enchanting posture, and then shakes off the water droplets all over his body neatly. As long as the scales are left to dry for a while, the scales will be dry immediately.However, its owner, Yimulian, came ashore with wet hair.
It is very inconvenient to have wet hair. At this time, Lord Fengshen suddenly thought, why not blow a gust of wind to dry his hair?
He knew that there is a machine called a hair dryer in the human world, which can produce wind to dry the hair.Well, there are two types of hot air and cold air, and the hot air can also adjust the heat.
Although the wind from Yimulian can't adjust the heat, it is much stronger than a small hair dryer.
"As expected of Ichimulian-sama, it's such a convenient ability. The little paper doll also wants to blow-dry her hair so conveniently, although she doesn't have hair."
But Yimulian shook his head, and said guiltily, "It's all my fault, I shouldn't have been greedy for a momentary convenience, so that it led to a later tragedy."
"May I ask what happened next, Master Yimulian?"
Under the little paper figurine's questioning, Yimu let out a long sigh and continued talking.
It turns out that on such a beautiful day, in addition to bathing the dragon, you can also walk the birds.
There is a youkai who wanders around with a house on his back, named Inugami.He raised a little bird and named it Finch.
On the same day that Yimulian took a bath, Inugami happened to be wandering nearby. Seeing that the weather was very comfortable, he wanted to call his little bird out for a walk.
The shy sparrow got out of the mansion on the back of Inugami and enjoyed the beautiful moonlight chirping, when tragedy happened.
That's what the extreme joy begets sorrow is talking about, right?
A strong strange wind blew from nowhere, so that Inugami had to insert his sword deeply into the ground so as not to be blown away.After the strange wind passed, Inugami found that his precious sparrow was gone.
Inugami panicked, quickly recalled the direction of the wind, and chased after it.
However, he kept looking for the moon down the mountain, but he didn't find any trace of the bird.
Inugami was so sad that he went to the local ghost king Yimulian and asked him to help find his precious sparrow.
After listening to Yimulian, he was taken aback, and asked Inugami carefully where the bird was walking.In the end he had to admit one thing, that strange wind was blown by him.
"I mobilized all the monsters under my control to look for the sparrow, but found nothing. It stands to reason that with such a large-scale search, even a bug should be found. It is completely unreasonable for the sparrow to disappear, so I have a guess. "
"So that's it!" The little paper figurine lengthened its arms and took a sip from its teacup, "Then what is your guess?"
"I speculate that the bird may have entered a gap in the barrier and was swept away."
"Yes, it is indeed a very reasonable speculation. If it enters the gap in the barrier, it can explain the phenomenon that cannot be found. In this way, this little bird is very likely to be in the human world now."
Yimuren nodded: "Inugami is still looking for the bird. I came here to make a request to Yin Yang Liao, asking the onmyojis to help find the bird in the human world. If I can find it successfully, I will pay the corresponding reward. "
"Leave it to us! Guaranteed in the name of my Zhenliao... er, little paper figurine, our onmyoji will try their best to find the bird."
"Humans and monsters are about the same. This uncle is the best at this kind of thing. First catch the small ones, torture them, let him take them to find the big ones, and then take them away! The land is all my uncle That's right, hahahaha..."
"I know, I know." Amid Yasha's weird laughter, Cen Fei calmly helped up the fallen bicycle, "I'm going back, this time it's you who rides."
Yasha really stopped laughing and sat in the front seat very obediently.
Cen Fei sat down in the back seat, said "Okay", and the old bicycle rushed out, their conversation was faintly carried in the wind.
"So that person is your boyfriend?"
"Of course not! Why do you even ask that! Sure enough, you've watched too many bubble dramas, right?"
The pure human Lu Jianing who was left alone was in a mess in the wind.
"Wait, what should I do? Humans and... monsters?" He shuddered suddenly after reading these words, deeply feeling that he could not understand this world.
Cen Fei is very satisfied with her recent life.
Although I entered a school that was not planned, but after I got used to it, I felt nothing.She has gradually adapted to the life of an onmyoji, and her days have become more regular.
Don't worry about money, what else is there to worry about?
Not only her, Yasha seems to be getting used to her Shikigami status gradually.In addition to gnawing on Dharma desperately every day, he also has a few more hobbies.
Recently, his favorite drama is a certain popular youth idol drama, and Yasha doesn't stop watching it all day, so Cen Fei watched a lot of it indirectly, after all, the room is only this big.
He also fell in love with a certain type of ice cream, which Yasha loved even though it didn't do him any good.
However, ice cream has to be bought... To Cen Fei's pain, this guy started asking for pocket money.
How did it start?That's right, it started from the day Cen Fei met Lu Jianing.
After returning, Yasha grabbed Damo and gnawed at him, and said to Cen Fei, "Let me handle that 'big brother'."
Cen Fei was very happy when she heard that, it was rare that Yasha was willing to take the initiative to do something, of course she agreed, and repeatedly told her not to go too far, Yasha obediently agreed.
But the point is still behind, as a reward for his hard work, he asked Cen Fei to give him pocket money.
What happens when a monster realizes the importance of money?
One of the most classic examples is Ebisu.
After Ebisu, who was always keen to test human beings, was stolen from the gold coins, he finally understood the truth that "no money is hard to move", so his temperament changed drastically and he opened a shop that desperately wanted money.
And when Yasha went out for a stroll and suddenly had a desire for an ice cream, what would he do?
Of course I want it from Cen Fei!
Before asking for pocket money, he also specially prepared theoretical support for himself, which was the "Rookie Onmyoji Must Read".
Yasha opened "Rookie Onmyoji Must Read", and pointed to the chapter "Shikigami and Onmyoji" for Cen Fei to read.
"As an excellent onmyoji, you must fully take care of the shikigami's needs. Using orders to forcefully control the shikigami is the most brutal and inhumane way. Such an onmyoji will have no monsters willing to sign a contract with him."
Since Qingming and Hei Qingming signed the "Agreement", many things have changed, such as the contract.Referring to the contracts in human society, there are multiple versions of contracts.
For example, the Shantu clan signed a non-exclusive short-term employment contract, which existed in the form of a Shantu ticket.Using a mountain rabbit ticket is equivalent to signing a short-term contract with a mountain rabbit, and the onmyoji provides the mountain rabbit with the red dharma.
Bodhidharma's growth is very slow, but it is also rich in nutrition for monsters. It was once a luxury that only ghost kings had the opportunity to taste.
Only Onmyoji has the means to communicate with that power and accelerate the growth of Bodhidharma.The provision of Bodhidharma by the Onmyoji is the basic clause of the contract.
Cen Fei didn't know how the contract between herself and Yasha was written. At that time, she summoned him in a daze.But as long as she still wants to be this onmyoji, her reputation among monsters is also very important.
Maybe the shikigami and Qiu Qiuqun who complained about her own onmyoji... If her reputation is bad, she may not be able to summon a second shikigami in her life...
After thinking about it, Cen Fei felt that this pocket money still had to be given.
In addition, Yasha not only prepared theoretical support for himself, but the timing of the request was also very clever, it was simply a scheming fork.
He deliberately chose to say it after he took the initiative to ask for work to prove his usefulness, how could Cen Fei have the heart to refuse?Cen Fei really can't do it if he just asks someone to do something on the front foot, but turns his back on the back foot and refuses to give pocket money.
Just like that, Cen Fei received another payment, and Yacha received his first pocket money.
A sum of pocket money is not enough to make Cen Fei worry too much, but when she thinks that the Huahua world is so big, Yasha doesn't know how many temptations she will be subjected to, what will happen then?
What if he wants to buy a house or a car?What if he still wants to marry a wife?
Alas, just let nature take its course.
While Cen Fei was struggling with the future foreshadowed by a sum of pocket money, two guests ushered in the Yin Yang Room.
The sound of wind chimes and the fragrance of tea overflow.Even the tea made by the little paper figurines smells delicious.
The little paper man sat in front of the tea table with a teacup in front of him.
The tea table is a normal tea table, with its height, of course it is out of reach.
But it doesn't matter, as the Zhenliao beast of Yinyangliao, not only its paper hands can be extended, but also its two paper legs can be extended.
Now, the two paper legs of the little paper man are stretched just right, so that it can "sit" there smoothly.
Sitting opposite it is Ichimulian, and to the left is his dragon, which also gets its own cup of tea.
The famously gentle Fengshen seems to be in trouble and doesn't look very happy.
The little paper man observed the situation and thought that something important must have happened, and no matter what it was, it might affect the future of humans and monsters.
As the beast of Zhenliao, the little paper figurine's heart to fight for world peace is already ready to move.
"To be honest, I have something to ask." The restrained Fengshen said.
Come, come, the little paper figurine's heart is shouting loudly, it's time to show Yin Yang Liao's enthusiasm, generosity, generosity and friendliness.
It said excitedly: "No matter what it is, as long as we can do it, we will do our best!"
Yimulian's eyes showed gratitude, and his dragon swallowed a big mouthful of tea heartlessly, making a gurgling sound from its throat.
"Yin Yang Liao is really reliable. At the suggestion of the two Lord Qingming, I also signed the agreement, and I have never regretted it so far."
"Yes, yes." Speaking of Qingming, the little paper figurine became a little nympho, "Master Seimei and Master Yimulian made the most correct decision, which can bless monsters and humans, unlike that Two-faced Buddha."
Speaking of the Two-faced Buddha, the little paper figurine thinks of the Two-faced Buddha in the mobile game Onmyoji.
The ugly Buddha cannot escape the fate of being thrown into a shrine and returning to his soul again and again. It makes people happy to think about it.
Yimulian didn't comment on the Two-faced Buddha, but talked about his own intentions, and the matter started a week ago.
On that day, the wind and moon were beautiful and the breeze was blowing. It was a good day for bathing and dust removal.
Yimulian and his dragon came out of the clear lake wet after bathing.
The big dragon rolls in the air a few times in an enchanting posture, and then shakes off the water droplets all over his body neatly. As long as the scales are left to dry for a while, the scales will be dry immediately.However, its owner, Yimulian, came ashore with wet hair.
It is very inconvenient to have wet hair. At this time, Lord Fengshen suddenly thought, why not blow a gust of wind to dry his hair?
He knew that there is a machine called a hair dryer in the human world, which can produce wind to dry the hair.Well, there are two types of hot air and cold air, and the hot air can also adjust the heat.
Although the wind from Yimulian can't adjust the heat, it is much stronger than a small hair dryer.
"As expected of Ichimulian-sama, it's such a convenient ability. The little paper doll also wants to blow-dry her hair so conveniently, although she doesn't have hair."
But Yimulian shook his head, and said guiltily, "It's all my fault, I shouldn't have been greedy for a momentary convenience, so that it led to a later tragedy."
"May I ask what happened next, Master Yimulian?"
Under the little paper figurine's questioning, Yimu let out a long sigh and continued talking.
It turns out that on such a beautiful day, in addition to bathing the dragon, you can also walk the birds.
There is a youkai who wanders around with a house on his back, named Inugami.He raised a little bird and named it Finch.
On the same day that Yimulian took a bath, Inugami happened to be wandering nearby. Seeing that the weather was very comfortable, he wanted to call his little bird out for a walk.
The shy sparrow got out of the mansion on the back of Inugami and enjoyed the beautiful moonlight chirping, when tragedy happened.
That's what the extreme joy begets sorrow is talking about, right?
A strong strange wind blew from nowhere, so that Inugami had to insert his sword deeply into the ground so as not to be blown away.After the strange wind passed, Inugami found that his precious sparrow was gone.
Inugami panicked, quickly recalled the direction of the wind, and chased after it.
However, he kept looking for the moon down the mountain, but he didn't find any trace of the bird.
Inugami was so sad that he went to the local ghost king Yimulian and asked him to help find his precious sparrow.
After listening to Yimulian, he was taken aback, and asked Inugami carefully where the bird was walking.In the end he had to admit one thing, that strange wind was blown by him.
"I mobilized all the monsters under my control to look for the sparrow, but found nothing. It stands to reason that with such a large-scale search, even a bug should be found. It is completely unreasonable for the sparrow to disappear, so I have a guess. "
"So that's it!" The little paper figurine lengthened its arms and took a sip from its teacup, "Then what is your guess?"
"I speculate that the bird may have entered a gap in the barrier and was swept away."
"Yes, it is indeed a very reasonable speculation. If it enters the gap in the barrier, it can explain the phenomenon that cannot be found. In this way, this little bird is very likely to be in the human world now."
Yimuren nodded: "Inugami is still looking for the bird. I came here to make a request to Yin Yang Liao, asking the onmyojis to help find the bird in the human world. If I can find it successfully, I will pay the corresponding reward. "
"Leave it to us! Guaranteed in the name of my Zhenliao... er, little paper figurine, our onmyoji will try their best to find the bird."
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