Yaksha Feeding Manual [Onmyoji]

Huh, what is this stupid onmyoji talking about?

An onmyoji like her who has been weak since birth, and who accidentally summoned me after eight lifetimes of blessings, how could she understand how I fell from the sky!

dislike?

Even this uncle, who has fallen into the mundane world, is not something that you, an onmyoji, can dislike.

But this "stupid onmyoji" obviously doesn't have the ability to read minds, and doesn't know his slander.

"Let's work hard together," Cen Fei said a little embarrassedly, with red ears, "You are my shikigami."

She opened her arms...

When Shikigami is depressed, give him a loving hug, and he will definitely cheer up. This is a common method used by both humans and monsters——Suggested by Shantu.

Yasha suddenly turned his head and asked, "What are you doing? Are you coveting my beauty and trying to sneak attack?"

Cen Fei immediately punched him and knocked him down.

Comfort my ass, does this kind of thick-skinned and super narcissistic monster need comfort?

Click, click, click, click...

"what sound?"

Cen Fei turned her head and saw that the buns were lined up in a row, and the second one at the end was holding the little red Dharma in its mouth.

Looking at the carton again, the last two red Dharma are gone.

The sound she heard just now was the sound of the steamed buns gnawing Dharma...

Seeing Cen Fei look over, the chubby body of the bun shook, and then the smallest one next to it rushed up quickly, bit its mouth, and then swallowed it...

Well, the last bit was eaten too.

The buns showed innocent expressions, and Qi Qi smiled at Cen Fei.

Cen Fei: "..."

Cen Fei didn't have many things, so she packed them all at once. She dragged her family to the new residence - the ghost apartment.

The house looks a bit old, it has been built for some years.It is said to be an apartment, but it is actually just a small building.These are all okay, some live well, but the name sounds unlucky...

"307...here it is."

Will there be ghosts floating over?

When the door was opened, Cen Fei stayed at the door.

The buns were the first to jump in, jumping around and watching.Then came the hardworking mountain rabbit, Yasha also wandered in, with a look of disgust on his face.

"Hey, are you stupid? What are you doing standing at the door?"

"It's much better than I imagined... I thought I would live in that kind of rented house for ten years." Cen Fei put away her silly face and began to tidy up the room, "Yasha also came to help."

"It's so troublesome, you actually ordered this uncle to do such a thing... Hey, can I leave this big bag here?"

"Yes."

Although the building is a bit old and the rooms are not big, it is much better than the previous rented house.

One bedroom and one living room, with a small kitchen and bathroom, and more importantly, it is fully furnished and has almost everything.

"...I can finally sleep in a real bed."

After Cen Fei's arrangement, the bedroom belonged to her, and Yesha slept on the sofa in the living room.

Although the weather is a little hotter now, it is for humans. Monsters are not as sensitive to the climate as humans, so it is no problem to sleep on the sofa.

And it's written in the book that monsters don't seem to have high requirements for sleep, so it's really easy to feed.

In this way, Cen Fei settled down in her new home. If nothing unexpected happens, she and her shikigami will live here for a long time.

The next morning.

Despite nine lives, room 307 of the ghost apartment is safe.There was only the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and it was Cen Fei, who woke up early, washing up.

The buns were scattered here and there.They were energetic all night, and finally fell asleep in the early morning.

The workaholic mountain rabbit went out to earn extra money. It is said that she worked part-time as a courier delivery in a grocery store for onmyoji.If you have something to do, you can use the mountain rabbit ticket that has not been invalidated to continue summoning her.

Yasha lay face down on the sofa without any image, and seemed to be sleeping.

After finishing washing up, Cen Fei grabbed Yaksha's horns and turned his face away, and saw a stinky face without any surprise.

"The stronger the monster, the less sleep it takes. You've been playing with your energy since you fell asleep last night, so you're really weak."

Yasha, who didn't wake up with a stinky face, said, "An incompetent onmyoji is not qualified to say that I am..."

"I got up earlier than you."

"Hmph!" Yasha sat up, "What if I get up?"

"Of course it's cultivation."

"Practice?" Yasha looked at Cen Fei with an incredulous look.

"...Don't you even practice?"

"My uncle was already strong enough when he became a monster, and he never knew what cultivation is!" Yasha said triumphantly, and he glanced at him as he spoke, "Only you weak humans need that kind of thing."

Cen Fei was speechless for a while, and went to bring out the "Monster Records".

"The Record of Monsters" is the most complete book on monsters, it is revised every year, and Yasha is also on it.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Yasha sat cross-legged on the bed and asked, "Where is my uncle's breakfast?"

Cen Fei ignored his words directly.These few pages of Yasha's paper not only recorded his body shape, weapons, skills and other information, but also recorded many of his "glorious deeds".

"Do you hate Onmyoji so much?" Cen Fei buried in the book and said.

She thought that Yasha's reaction when they first met was because of the seal.But judging from this book, the fact is not quite like that.

After the monster Yasha appeared, the first known thing he did was to kill an onmyoji.

After that, he attacked the Onmyoji many times, and also implicated many ordinary people.In the worst case, an entire village was even destroyed.

At that time, humans and monsters were opposed to each other, killing each other.

Monsters kill or prey on ordinary human beings, while onmyojis repel monsters, but monsters like Yasha who like to fight against onmyojis are actually relatively rare.

The persimmons are soft, most monsters don't like to confront onmyojis.

Territory grabbing between monsters often happens, and Yasha has done a lot.

This monster has been very high-profile since the day it was "born", causing trouble everywhere.His evil ghost image not only exists in the hearts of human beings, but also in the hearts of many monsters.

Before long, however, he disappeared.

Facing Cen Fei's question, Yasha just snorted and did not respond.

There are many ways to produce monsters, human-made, naturally produced, and artificially cultivated.

It is said that monsters transformed from humans are more likely to appear powerful. It should be true that Yaksha said that he has never practiced.I am afraid that once he is "born", he will be very strong.

"But you have to practice. In the past, you went around looking for big monsters to fight, and this process can improve your strength."

Cen Fei put down the super-thick "Monster Records" and said with a straight face, "The situation is different now, you can figure it out yourself, I'm going to work."

With the income of an onmyoji trainee, she actually doesn't need to work much anymore.

Rather than earning more money, it is more important to read those books as soon as possible.But there are not a few days left in the part-time job, and she always has to finish it.

The ghost apartment is not far from Jian Wen's house, and Cen Fei walked directly to it.During her lunch break, she installed an app on her phone.

This app is used by onmyojis for transactions. They sell everything, and they can also publish their own purchase information.

Cen Fei needs to buy some red dharma. In addition, she also needs flower pots, special soil for dharma, fertilizer and other things.

Bodhidharma can be grown, and it is cheaper to grow it yourself.

If it's all about buying... Cen Fei looked at the price of the red dharma, and then thought about Yasha's appetite, and immediately felt a great pain in his heart.

She really couldn't afford it, couldn't afford it, so she had to grow it herself.

Because the courier fee is not cheap, she plans to make a trip by herself.Just after writing down the address, the phone rang suddenly.

"Come here—chat, it's so boring." This is a message from an anonymous group of onmyojis.

However, the onmyojis seemed to be very busy and no one responded.Cen Fei thought about it, and typed a line.

"May I ask a question?"

It was the same person who called me boring just now: "Ask, are you a newcomer?"

"Thank you! I just registered, and I don't understand many things... That's right, I picked up a few little monsters on the side of the road, and they have been following me..."

"Fuck, there is such a good thing? I have failed to summon N times, what kind of monster?"

Cen Fei posted a portrait that she drew for Baozi, and the group suddenly exploded, chat messages frantically swiped up, and she didn't know where so many people came from.

"What did I see? Shock shock shock shock!"

"Let it go!"

"Go to hell with it!"

"Don't be like this, don't waste it, let me think about it, should I steam them or fry them?"

"Braised or charcoal grilled?"

"Divide the corpse by five horses or execute him by Ling Chi?"

Cen Fei: "..."

Under the bombardment of many texts and emoticons, Cen Fei finally captured a key message: "There is no good thing in Hades!"

Cen Fei had an epiphany: "Everyone seems to have deep resentment towards Hades?"

"It's really a newcomer. Kid, uncle asks you, do you know when you will die?"

Cen Fei: "..."

"Don't you know? But the judge knows. With a swipe of his pen, you will go to see Yan Mo."

Cen Fei: "..."

She doesn't know what to say anymore, isn't this kind of thing all fake?

No, no, now she is an onmyoji, and she has seen monsters and ghosts, and ghosts from the Underworld, so what's so strange about having a life-or-death judge?No surprise!

"You are dangerous, rookie."

Cen Fei had a very bad premonition: "Why do you say that?"

"Think about it, all the ghosts from the underworld are here, will the judge be far behind? Eat something good, kid."

Cen Fei: "..."

The group was still chatting about the Hades, Cen Fei watched for a while, and found that they were not joking, but genuine dislike.

Perhaps it is out of fear of death, after all, onmyoji are human beings.

"It's almost ready!" A beast named Zhenliao appeared, and it was the only one that was not anonymous.