[Comprehensive Hokage] The seventh class of the cottage

Itachi closed his eyes lightly, pushed her index finger against Sakura's forehead helplessly, and then said: "Sasuke, Naruto-kun is very smart, he...will not doubt you." Itachi's Adam's apple moved slightly: " Before anything worse happens, you still..."

"Nissan, rather than telling me about this kind of thing, it's better to tell Mr. Plant over there, if Madara and Uchiha Obito are not stupid, they should have given up the idea of ​​​​permanent peace... oh, unrealistic idea .” The voice over there sneered blatantly, full of irony.

The two Uchihas who were named and followed by the junior raised their eyebrows together, A Fei, Obito, and Uchiha touched the mask with their fingers, and said cheerfully: "Actually, I'm still very curious, how did you find out about these things, Xiao Sasuke?" , Your source of information is really interesting!"

"Little Sasuke? You little scum..."

Sakura huddled at Itachi's feet, playing a mentally retarded game with Xiong Ji.

"I heard."

Sasuke's gloomy and hoarse voice came from over there, and Sakura rolled her eyes.

"As for my source of information... I will say this kind of thing? Are you stupid or am I stupid?" Sasuke stood up on the other side and straightened his clothes.

"As for the reincarnation of the filthy soil... old ancestor, there should be nothing wrong with you here. Your appearance should be some guy who wants to cause me a little trouble. The strife will never stop, well, you may rest in peace."

Sasuke pressed the earrings with one hand, and touched his sore neck with the other hand, watching the dazzling white army rushing over like densely packed termites, and snorted: "I can't stop now, even I can't stop this War, even if—"

"Even if I come back?"

The same gentle voice as in the impression, although there are bits and pieces of coldness and gnashing of teeth at this time, it does not hinder the softness of this voice.

Sasuke stared blankly at the blond boy floating in mid-air with some brilliance on his body. His hair, which had not been trimmed for a long time, almost reached his waist, and the strands of golden thread-like hair were wrapped in sunlight one by one. .Just as dumbfounded as Sasuke were the team members behind him, as well as the United Army who was being refurbished in a tent not far away.

"Fuck... Naruto is back!!!"

The first one to shout was Choji, and the ration pills in his mouth fell on the back of his feet. Kakashi raised his head the second and looked at Sasuke's team in the distance. He happened to stop at the edge of the forest In the sky above, although the luxuriant canopy covered his figure a lot, the blond hair with a strong sense of presence was simply too recognizable.

"... Naruto... Naruto?"

Sai, who was following Kakashi, put down the scroll in his hand, and looked at the 'Uzumaki Naruto' who lived in other people's mouths with a smile.

The narrowed eyes opened slightly, and a trace of gold flickered in the black pupils in an instant.

...Ah, I see.

"I'll clean you up later."

After giving Sasuke a cold look, Naruto's robe fluttered slightly with the wind, he rose to the sky, looked at the densely packed white army below, and his voice rippled out with the magic power: "Surrender without killing—! !"

"Itachi...Itachi...that, that is...isn't it..." Xiaoying squatted on the ground, her neck was almost in a straight line and looked at the person in the air, stumbled and couldn't say a complete sentence.

"Ah, it's Naruto-kun."

When Sakura heard this, she stood up abruptly, and screamed: "Naruto-!!!!!! Sasuke is so big!!!! You-Kuai-beat-him!!!!"

Itachi twitched the corner of his mouth and said nothing.

The person who saw Naruto for the first time stared at the golden figure and frowned. Uchiha Madara stretched out his hand, pointed at him and asked, "What is that?"

"That's Naruto."

Sakura returned him a mentally handicapped look, and Madara clenched his fists—don't care about the little girl.

"That's a person, how could there be such a person?" Obito pointed at the sky with his fingertips trembling: "You told me that was a person?! He went to heaven!!"

"What's the fuss, Tuying will go to the sky." Didara quickly recovered and gave him a supercilious look.

"What's so interesting about the old man..." Obito rolled his eyes back at him, but he couldn't see it, "The key is that he will still shine! I'll go!!"

Sakura was also a little strange, "In the past, Naruto relied on the sun and the moon at most to give people the illusion that he was shining. How can he really shine by himself now?"

"Ninjutsu?"

"The flow of chakra is in the wrong direction."

"Golden chakra? No, that's golden mist? It's another kind of energy..." Orochimaru stared straight at Naruto, wishing to pull him down from the sky to dissect him!

Now, no one cares about Sasuke?

Well I don't care either, let's look at Naruto.

"It's more like a mental body than a physical body..." Seeing that the white army didn't stop, Naruto smiled slightly, and that smile looked very much like a certain

Shuanghei's bandit leader: "I told you to surrender and not to kill...why didn't you obey me?"

Stretching out his hands, facing the eyes of everyone looking at God, he silently adjusted the magic power to the maximum, glanced at the boundless Bai Jue, and then at the seriously injured people, he sighed softly, and said:

[shining son of god

The god of healing that cannot be faced, my great Persitigne

respond to my request

by your mighty power

For the mourners who mourn and cry

last mercy

Turn all kindness into comfort for the poor

calm his burning soul

Nourish his dry soul

purify his tormented body

sparkling pansitigne

let the helpless come into your shelter

Alien evil will be rendered invisible

under the light of great glory]

[Glorious 72 secret method. Big. Purification technique]!

All evil thoughts will disappear forever under the light!

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As summer went and autumn came, the fuchsia slim girl lay on the edge of the window sill looking at the maple leaves that were gradually turning red, and lazily took a bite of the roasted sweet potato near her mouth.

"Ah... the days without war are so peaceful that people want to sleep."

"Ah, Cherry Sauce, my family beat some chestnuts, why don't you!"

Lying on the edge of the window sill in his room, he could see the street below at a glance, the fat figure of the proprietress of the grocery store squeezed into Sakura's emerald green pupils—chestnuts... Let Sasuke make chestnut chicken stew... ... Mont Blanc is not bad either...

"Thank you, aunt~~"

She was lying on the window sill, coquettishly limp like a cat.

"What are you writing! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be able to say what we would do now!" The aunt sighed a little. Although she didn't see it with her own eyes, the battle was thrilling to hear from others.

Especially the girl lying on the window sill basking in the sun, she is a great hero!Everyone calls her God of War!Behind her back, she secretly called her—Killing God.

Such a cute girl, a cute girl who is so sweet and coquettish with others, how can she be called a murderer!

The great god was not very happy, so he decided to give her more of those big chestnuts.

The girl turned over with a smile and jumped from the window sill to the aunt. The aunt of the grocery store, who was an ordinary person, patted her chest, looking quite frightened: "You!" They all gave her: "Go and ask Sasuke-kun to cook something delicious for you."

Xiao Sakura nodded and agreed with a smile, but she was laughing wildly in her heart.

Sasuke?

Sasuke has been in poor health lately hahahahaha——! ! ! !

Time goes back to the Fourth World War where the war ended in an instant.

Naruto, who had eliminated black and white, picked up the rigid Sasuke and flew to Itachi's side. The first thing he did was to apologize: "I'm sorry, Itachi Nissan, Sasuke has done unforgivable things."

Although Naruto only heard a little bit, he also noticed who initiated this unequal war, and there seemed to be some deeper, worse and more brutal things hidden in it.

"Say it yourself? Or should Ah Ying tell it for you?"

Behind Naruto's hands, he let the girl with cherry hair hug him and rub against him, sometimes biting a tooth mark on his chest, arms and face.

"Naruto Naruto Naruto Naruto Naruto miss you so much miss you so much!!!!"

Sasuke glanced at Sakura, then at Itachi, and all other irrelevant personnel retreated to watch the show.

'Didn't you say it's easy to stop! ! !Brother! ? '

'Isn't this still a beating? '

'No, I already want to run away. '

'and get caught back? '

'...'

"The thing is... like this." Sasuke finished speaking word by word, and Naruto's blue eyes became colder and colder if there were additions from Orochimaru and Sakura.

When the voice fell, the air became cold and sticky, and Sasuke's Adam's apple moved slightly.

"Sakura, go and call Kakashi-sensei."

Naruto patted the girl's head, and hooked the corners of his mouth when he saw her obediently responding.

A Fei Uchiha Obito on the side froze for a moment and hid in the shadows.

When all the staff arrived, there was also a young man in black who he didn't recognize... showing a small white waist.

"Looking at Sasuke's appearance, he has already reflected on himself, and thinks that he has done something bad. It is already a great improvement for him to have this awareness... That's why he wants to trigger a bigger war and clean himself up. Honestly, Sasuke, if you haven't realized what a cruel thing you've done... I'll be here, with my own hands, to kill you."

Seeing the bodies of several people froze, Naruto smiled again: "But...well, you admitted it wrong, didn't you? It's very rare, you may know what emotion represents, I am very relieved, but it doesn't mean you do things with impunity."

Naruto walked towards Sasuke step by step, and Sasuke followed Naruto back step by step.

"Come on, Sasuke, are you ready?"

"Snapped!"

"wait wait wait!!!"

"Snapped!"

"Naruto! Naruto, stop!"

"Crack! Crack!"

"Damn it! Fuck it, stop it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

"If you can still think with your brain, turn around for me!!!"

"Crack! You're full of energy, Sasuke, let's hurry up."

The slapping sound of flesh and flesh colliding violently made everyone present flush, especially Sakura and Didara, who were about to bleed.

Itachi turned his head and couldn't bear to look any further.

Kakashi and Sai trembled slightly, and Kisame, who was more conscientious, smacked his mouth, and stretched out his hand tremblingly: "Forget it, forget it, Naruto-kun—this public... has a bad influence."

"Some people can't do without education. If they do something wrong, even children know how they will be treated."

At this moment, the sky finally cleared, and the sun's rays shone on Naruto's body, and Sasuke's half-naked body on his legs.

He raised his palm, and slapped Sasuke's ass ♂ mercilessly, ignoring the murderous look in his eyes, and dropped his hands.

Yes, being stripped of pants and spanking was still under the eyes of everyone.

Sasuke felt that his psychological and spiritual damage was far greater than his physical damage.

Oh shit!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! ! ! !

I will never let it go like this! ! ! ! !

So far—

"puff."

Sakura picked up the chestnut and walked to the Uchiha mansion with a smile on her face.

"Yo - Sasuke, is your ass alright hahahahahahaha!!" Sakura handed the chestnuts to Itachi, entered the entrance and started laughing crazily.

Naruto and Kakashi sat in the corridor drinking tea, Sai helped Itachi bring the chestnuts into the kitchen, and poured Sakura a cup of tea.

"You... Be careful of being bullied by Sasuke later." Itachi sighed, picked a chestnut and stuffed it into the girl's mouth.

Raw chestnuts were sweet with a hint of bitterness, Sakura squinted her eyes and chewed.

"I'm afraid he's a sixth-level cripple?"

Itachi shook his head and sat back beside Kakashi.

Asked: "Kakashi-san, you and Obito..."

"..." Kakashi picked a chestnut and stuffed it into Itachi's mouth expressionlessly, "Shut up and eat the chestnut."

Itachi puffed his cheeks, hooked the chestnut on his cheeks with his tongue, squinted his eyes and bit Ah Bite, and said, "It's quite sweet."

"Ms. Kakashi... you will eventually..."

"I know, Naruto, I know." The man's tone could not hide his fatigue, "I know..."

On that day, Obito finally met Kakashi.

They talked a lot about the village, about the teacher, about the teacher's wife.

Obito felt that it would not be an exaggeration even if Kakashi rushed up to remember Rachel in his heart, but the silver-haired old man with deep exhaustion in his eyes just bent his waist slightly and sighed Tone: "I can't lose any more."

After speaking, he left.

Liu Daitu stood there by himself, at a loss.

So a full-time stalker.

Kakashi put down his teacup, sighed again, and pointed at the figure on the telephone pole opposite: "I'm going to call the police! It still doesn't work!" Damn space system!

"After all, you have to find a way." After Naruto finished speaking, he picked a chestnut himself.

"I know!!" Kakashi gritted his teeth!

"Why don't you really give him Rachel?" Sakura threw herself behind Kakashi's back, wrapping her hands around his neck from behind.

Kakashi raised his head, and rubbed his cheek with Sakura through the mask: "...Hey! I can't do it!"

"..." Seeing that her old (fan) teacher (piao) was so distressed, Xiao Ying rolled her eyes: "How about we beat him up?"

Kakashi glanced at the Shining scum who was smiling and waiting for him to agree, then glanced at the real humanoid monster hanging on his body, and then glanced at the real big monster who was hiding in the house and couldn't come out. Hei Ni, I think... Let them come... maybe Obito can really die.

"Mr. Kakashi, have you forgotten that I am also your student?"

Kakashi looked at Sai's small waist, "Scheming boy with a big belly shut up and eat chestnuts."

"it is good."

Sai sat beside Naruto, reached out and picked a chestnut.

Ah, Huoshaoyun is coming out, tomorrow must be a good weather.

Several people were harmonious and warm, and the black mud in the room scratched the wall viciously.

Damn it hurts! ! QQ

Who of you come to see me and comfort me, bastard!I want to eat chestnuts too! ! !

In short, today's Konoha is still peaceful.

The author has something to say:

little secret you don't know

Sasuke doesn't care about life and death, it's actually his own life and death.

Look at me!look at me! ! !

We're done! !

Yep guess the next chapter! !

end! !

Then it's the end of the episode!

And... Heini Zuo.

Getting spanked with your pants off hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'll laugh at you for the rest of my life!