[Comprehensive Hokage] The seventh class of the cottage

Sasuke, who just opened his eyes, saw a stupid sleeping face very close to him in a daze. By the way... After washing Sakura yesterday, he tucked himself into the bed directly... Sasuke moved slightly, and found that he was not sleeping. The half-clothed girl wrapped her hands and feet around him, like a deep-sea monster catching prey, and he said what a nightmare it was all night... Tsk!

"Get up, idiot!" He slapped the girl on the head mercilessly, watching her roll on the quilt with her head in her arms, moaning and moaning, her naked white body glowing in the morning light: "Asshole Sasuke You wait for me to kill you sooner or later..."

"Who pressed on someone without wearing anything? Is it because I am merciful if nothing happens, or do you want something to happen?"

Sasuke stood up and put on his clothes, squinting at Sakura who was pretending to be holding her hair.

"You bastard, you don't even think about why I'm naked... Who the fuck who stripped me naked and threw me into the water yesterday... Forget about washing it. You're like washing potatoes. How much hatred do I have with you? You still don't wear clothes after washing. clothing!"

"I've done my best by not throwing you out, you idiot."

"Aren't I sleepy~ Hey~!" The girl tapped her cheek with her slender fingertips, showing off her cuteness very skillfully.

"Get out, why don't you go to bed if you have a guest room."

"cold."

"roll."

"Okay~"

Sakura straightened up and rummaged through her clothes: "Sasuke, have you seen my clothes?"

"In the bathroom."

"Oh."

"What about Fat Times?"

"……bathroom."

"Then you saw my..."

"It's all in the bathroom."

"Oh……"

Sasuke, who was just putting on his coat, happened to see Sakura getting ready to go to the bathroom to get some clothes naked, he gritted his teeth viciously: "Get out of here! You idiot!"

"What? Are you going to attack me?"

The nonchalant Sakura turned her head, was startled by Sasuke's dark face, and quickly acted obediently: "Sasuke SAMA, do you have any orders?"

"...You put something on for me."

"No one else..."

"I'm not fucking human?"

"You scolded Sasuke."

"That's not the point. The point is your gender concept. I used to think that you and Naruto's gender concept was extremely weak. A girl calmly doesn't hide her body in front of others. You..."

"But Sasuke and Naruto are not others...and you are the same?" The girl listened obediently for a while, and couldn't help but refute.

"..." She was answered by Ichikuri and Sasuke's disgusted gaze.

"It's a matter of mentality. I care so much about you... I just feel that my sight is insulted."

"Damn it, do you say that about a beautiful girl with a nude body, sex, indifference bastard!"

"What did you say...? Let me listen again." Sasuke squeezed Sakura's mouth with one hand, and his face was very close to his face.

"Yes...to deal with Xi..."

Seeing Sasuke's frightening expression, Sakura wisely chose to apologize.

"Hmph..." Sasuke shook off his hand, glanced at Sakura coldly, and said, "Now, go get dressed, and follow me to the Hokage Building. Tsunade Hokage sent someone over just after he was discharged from the hospital yesterday."

"Okay—~" Xiao Sakura covered her face with one hand, turned and went to the bathroom in a drawn out voice.

"I told you to put some clothes on me, you idiot!" Sasuke threw the white shirt in his hand and hit Sakura on the back of the head.

"Ouch!" The girl rubbed the back of her head, put on her clothes obediently, and then... Sasuke stretched out his hands to cover his face, he might as well be naked!

The girl with her thighs exposed bounced into the bathroom, and after a moment of silence, she shouted loudly: "Sasuke—~"

"what?"

"It looks like a rape ♂ rape ♂ case happened here."

"get out."

"Sasuke—~"

"……what!"

"My fat times were torn, did you take them off by violent means?"

“………………… Sakura, call Kumakichi.”

"Oh."

The cute little bear straightened his hat, patted his small satchel full of envelopes, looked at Sasuke with wide eyes, waiting for orders.

"...En...Fat time one...Sakura, do you want a Bra?" He asked loudly.

"No, I'm a bandage. Breast. Pie!"

"Well, there is also a bra." Sasuke wrote something down on the paper, handed it to Xiong Ji, and said, "To Kakashi."

Little Bear nodded, carefully put the note into the satchel and kept it safe, bowed to Sasuke, and left.

Kakashi, who was brushing his teeth, looked at Kumayoshi who appeared behind him with fishy eyes, paused and continued to brush: "Sasuke asked you to come? Or was it Sakura?"

Kumayoshi didn't shake his head or nod. He just pulled his face with two claws and made a difficult expression of mocking with a bear face. Kakashi took a look and nodded: "Oh, Sasuke."

He lowered his head and washed his face: "Wait for me for a while."

Xiong Ji nodded.

It opened its wide eyes and looked at the strong back of the man wearing only a pair of pajama pants, with large and small scars clinging to it, the silver hair was stained with water, and a handsome and beautiful face was reflected in the mirror , the man wiped his face and reached out for a note.

"...Hmm... Puff! What did that little bastard do to Sakura!! And I don't know the size!!"

Kakashi, who was physically and mentally exhausted, came to Uchiha Mansion with a bag, and when he saw Sasuke, he gritted his teeth and asked him what he did to Sakura.

"When you give Parker a bath, you also pull out a few hairs from them, right? It's the same nature as that."

Kakashi understood in seconds.

Sasuke took the bag and looked up at Kakashi with a mocking look: "Oh, blue and white stripes."

The author has something to say:

Ha ha ha ha rape ♂ rape ♂ case! ! !