Immortal Dream Orchid [Comprehensive]

"That's how it is." Seemingly afraid that the two of them would not understand what it meant, Sakura Demon began to explain again, "Kaguya Ji also sells bamboo pipes."

Wait, why is Kaguya Hime selling bamboo pipes?

"Of course, Kaguya won't produce bamboo tubes by himself." As if afraid that the two would misunderstand Kaguya Ji's beautiful image, Sakura Demon explained again, "Kaguya has a lot of tube foxes under her command, and they are responsible for producing bamboo tubes. Tube."

oh. 'Crystal' got it.This is equivalent to the fact that Kaguya Hime is the boss of "Bamboo Pipe Production Co., Ltd.", and the Guanhus are her employees.It's easy to understand...what the hell?This is a bit different from the Heian era she thought?

"Don't worry, the bamboo tubes produced by Hui Ye's family are absolutely guaranteed of quality." Sakura Demon began to speak again, "Look, the bamboo tubes they are sitting on are all produced by themselves. If there is no quality assurance, absolutely no Dare to sit by yourself."

Do you think our people's police will believe your nonsense?

[If I had known this, I should have asked Kaguya Hime to buy a bamboo tube. ] Standing by and watching all this, now Crystal regrets a bit, [I haven't sat on that bamboo tube yet.I heard that Kaguya added a lot of functions to it later. ]

[…] This time it was the turn of 'God' to be speechless.

"If you have an idea to buy, you can go there." Kaguya said, pointing to a big tree, "It's that forgiving monster called Wannianzhu, you know? He is responsible for buying this piece of."

Yo, and the person in charge.

"I... think about it." Really couldn't bear to reject such a cute little girl, 'Crystal' had no choice but to answer vaguely.

"Okay, then I'll go to the show." Kaguya said goodbye to them, and then flew to the small table in the middle of the banquet.Now the performance is... a sumo match between Sando and the one-eyed monk.

Ok?

Sure enough, something is not quite right.

Taking a seat at this somewhat odd banquet, 'Crystal' felt she should keep a low profile.After all, there are some monsters with cards around them, so they can't be too prominent.

Just watch the show, it's pretty good, too.Although she doesn't really want to watch a sumo match.

Just when 'Crystal' turned into a salted fish and started staring at the two sumo wrestlers in a daze, Tsurumaru who was beside her quietly left.

"Hey, little rabbit, what are you doing?" Tsurumaru slipped out of the banquet, which was not attractive to him at all.Compared to such a banquet, it is better to come out for an 'adventure'.

When you find the treasure, be sure to scare 'Crystal'!He wanted to see what 'Crystal' looked like when he was frightened!

In summary, Tsurumaru went to die again.

Not long after he left the main venue of the banquet, under a certain cherry blossom tree, he saw a little rabbit bent over and digging the ground with two chubby hands.

Shantu heard someone calling her from behind, so she turned around, wiped the sweat from her forehead with her dirty little hands, and then showed a silly smile: "Hey, I'm looking for treasure."

If the mountain frog was here, he would definitely knock the mountain rabbit on the head and call her stupid.How can anyone find a treasure without hiding it, and tell a stranger with such a big fanfare.

However, Tsurumaru moved his ears, and his eyes burst into troublesome light: "What what? Treasure?!"

"Yeah!" Shantu desperately took the lead, and the small ears on his head followed suit, "Do you want to come and look for it together? I'll give you half of the treasure if I find it!"

"What treasure?" Tsurumaru asked curiously.

"Well..." This question was a bit difficult for Shantu, she tilted her head and thought for a while, and then began to talk about the cause of the incident, "It's like this, when I came to the banquet today, I came across frog porcelain .”

Frog porcelain?What is this stuff?

Although Tsurumaru didn't know what the frog porcelain was, it didn't prevent him from listening to Yamato's account of the treasure incident.

"Frog Porcelain told me that as long as I give him a carrot, he will tell me where the treasure in this banquet is buried." The mountain rabbit said obediently.

"...Just one carrot?" Tsurumaru's tone was filled with disbelief.

"What is a carrot!" Hearing this, Shantu was a little unhappy, "My carrot has been grown for more than 100 years, and there is a lot of demon power in it, why is it just a carrot!"

"Sorry, sorry, and then?"

"Then?" Shantu said with his waist in his arms, "Then I gave him the carrot? He told me that digging out the things under this cherry blossom tree is the treasure I want."

Tsurumaru: ...

"Little rabbit." Tsurumaru squatted down and patted Shantu's head, "I think you've been cheated."

"No!" The mountain rabbit stared at the red eyes, and there seemed to be tears in them, "I have not been deceived! Since you have heard the secret, you must dig a hole with me!"

Although Tsurumaru can be sure that Yamauchi was cheated, but looking at Yamauchi's persistent appearance, Tsurumaru, who always likes to make troubles, rarely speaks to threaten Yamauchi, such as telling her that there are dead bodies buried under the cherry tree... and so on. .

"Okay! Then I'll dig with you!" Saying this, Tsurumaru rolled up his sleeves and looked at Shantu with a smile.

"Okay! It's not in vain, I told you!" Shantu seemed to want to pat Tsurumaru's chest to show his loyalty, but due to the height limit, he could only pat Tsurumaru's thigh in the end, and the voice of this baby was so childish His words really made people unable to take it seriously, "Come on, let's get started!"

Tsurumaru nodded.There is still a little hope in the eyes.

If the treasure is really dug out, won't 'Crystal' be very happy too?

Then, in the following time, Tsurumaru and Yamatu began their digging business.

"Hey, Mountain Rabbit, did you dig it?"

"...No, but! I can already feel something hard down there!"

"Actually, I feel it too."

"Really? Then let's dig faster!"

After some dialogue, a monster, Fu Sangshen, finally touched something hard like a treasure.

"I found it! This is it!" Shantu shouted happily. She stretched out her hand, then turned around and yelled at Tsurumaru, "Tsurumaru, come and help!"

Tsurumaru also put his hand into the dug hole: "Wait a minute...Okay! I caught it, three, two, one!"

The two white hairs began to lift the things from the ground with great effort.Tsurumaru suddenly stopped what he was doing.

"What's the matter, Tsurumaru?" Shantu lifted up the 'treasure' and found that he couldn't lift it with his own strength, so he asked Tsurumaru instead, "Why don't you move it?!"

"I just... felt as if I pressed something, and heard a 'beep—' sound." Tsurumaru explained.

"What is that sound?" Shantu was very confused, "Compared to this, you move quickly, don't dawdle any longer, in case someone finds out..."

"Beep, beep, beep..."

This time, the mountain rabbit also heard such a voice.

"Hey, Tsurumaru, what kind of sound is that?" Yamatu raised her long ears and looked around vigilantly.

"I don't know... It seems that it came from our hands." Tsurumaru blinked.

"...What? Hmm...it seems to be true."

"Ok?"

"Eh?"

After being stunned for a second, the two suddenly realized that something was wrong.

However, things are no longer something they can stop.

In the middle of the banquet, it suddenly started to vibrate, and Crystal, who was sitting in the banquet silently in a daze, was awakened by the shock.

Huh?what happened?

The monsters in the banquet immediately stood up from their seats as if they were facing a formidable enemy, and then——

"boom!"

On the stage in the middle of the banquet, there was an explosion suddenly, blowing out the fiery one-eyed monk and Shantong who were sumo wrestlers.

pill.

Seeing this scene, Tsurumaru's body trembled involuntarily.If Crystal knew that this was a good thing she did, she would definitely not be able to spare herself.

"Tsuramaru." Shantu stood next to Tsurumaru and tugged at the bottom of his trousers.

"Shantu, I think we may have taken pills." Tsurumaru said, staring at the commotion at the banquet ahead.

"No, Tsurumaru, look!" Shantu's tone was full of excitement, "Look quickly!"

"What are you looking at?" Tsurumaru was puzzled.

"Heaven! Look at the sky!" Shantu happily pointed to the sky and shouted loudly.

Hearing what Yamatu said, Tsurumaru raised his head.The sky has begun to darken, and gorgeous fireworks are blooming in the sky, and the source of the fireworks is the stage in the middle of the banquet.

"Isn't it beautiful!" Shantu jumped up and down, and she raised her hand, as if she wanted to reach the colorful fireworks in the sky.

"It's beautiful." Tsurumaru looked at the fireworks and scratched his head, "But..."

"Frog Porcelain didn't lie to me! There really is a treasure here!" Before Tsurumaru could finish speaking, Yamatu shouted excitedly, "It's really beautiful!"

Treasure...?

Tsurumaru raised his head, looking at the fireworks that kept blooming in the air and then disappeared quickly, their eyes made Tsurumaru's eyes even more dazzling.

Maybe this is the treasure.

The corners of Tsurumaru's mouth turned up, he thought with his waist in his arms.

It's not in vain this time!

"Who is it? Who released the fireworks at the end of the banquet ahead of time?! Come out quickly! I, Yatengu, will never let go of monsters who disrupt the order of the banquet!" During the commotion, a man wearing a red mask, The monster with black wings flew out and shouted angrily in all directions.

Oops.

These words reached Tsurumaru's ears, he glanced at the mountain rabbit who was still immersed in the fireworks, and moved back quietly.

Before 'Crystal' discovers his evil deeds, let's leave the banquet first.Later, I just need to explain to her that I have something to do when I go out.

"Tsuramaru?"

Tsurumaru turned his head stiffly. 'Crystal' put a hand on his shoulder.

pill.

These were Tsurumaru's last thoughts.

The author has something to say:

The outline has already been written... It seems that I can't summarize the literary giants anymore. I am ashamed of my friend Ji's expectations for me.If we summed up the literary giants... the daily life is probably——

Dazai: I want to commit suicide

Crystal: Coincidentally, me too

Dazai: Every time I commit suicide, someone always makes trouble

Crystal: Coincidentally, me too

Dazai & Crystal: Look at each other and smile (Let's talk about a hundred ways to commit suicide)

Daily ooc achieved √