When you have two sets of superheroes

The Avengers don't cook, except for Shirley who occasionally cooks pastries and dishes when she is in a mood or someone wants something to eat. At other times, the kitchen is basically a decoration, only used for making coffee and washing hands.

Because of this, their three meals a day are ordered from the hotel and delivered.

When Shirley returned, the dinner had just been set on the table. Tony lifted the lid, and inside was a lobster that had been cut into small pieces and then arranged into a complete shape.

Without further ado, Shirley opened the chair and sat down to wait for the feeding. Steve smiled and put the plate, knife and fork in front of her, "Are you so hungry?"

"I like lobster." Shirley licked her lips, then turned her head and called out, "Clark, I've called other people to eat."

Tony shot her sideways, and snorted softly, "Next time you come back so late, you won't even leave the lobster whiskers."

"Tony," Steve looked at him disapprovingly, "Gotham is in trouble, I read it on the Internet, the clown escaped right?" he said to Shirley.

Hawkeye let out an exaggerated cry, and looked at Steve with a look of surprise that said, "It's so rare that Captain America also uses the Internet to read news?"

Steve glanced at him helplessly, "Clint, I've even learned how to use the S.H.I.E.L.D. equipment, okay?"

Hawkeye laughed and debunked him unceremoniously: "Captain, do you mean the 'S.H.I.E.L.D. equipment' you mentioned, this watch produced by Iron Man that only has communication functions?"

Steve coughed in embarrassment, and Shirley couldn't help laughing out loud. At this time, Xiao Ba had already come out with the little superheroes on his back. Clark and Tony, who could fly, sat in their seats first. Clark Say: "I saw the news too, what happened in the end? What happened to the bank robbery?"

Shirley held her chin and sighed, "Even the bank was blown up, so how can I know what happened?"

Bruce asked: "Is it planned by the clown?"

"It's meaningless to talk about it now. Anyway, it is a fact that the clown escaped from Arkham." Natasha said, "Besides, bank robberies are not uncommon in Gotham."

Tony finally put all the plates on the table. Seeing that Shirley was so greedy, he generously put half a lobster on her plate and said, "To be honest, I don't even know why the clown Not sentenced to death. That's okay, after all, the law does not allow it-but I must say that it is not impossible to make an exception because of the bad circumstances of the case, but Batman can so indulge him in and out of Arkham again and again ?”

Although the lobster was delicious, Shirley immediately put down the fork and corrected him: "Tony, Bruce is not conniving, every time the clown comes out, he has more headaches than anyone else."

"He should kill him," Thor participated in the discussion. He also likes to play games and watch the news to pass the time when he is bored in the atrium, "to prevent future troubles." He waved his fist, and Asgard, who admires force, is here Acceptance is high.

Xue Li sighed again, she started to have a headache, and even the lobster in front of her felt dull.

"It's his decision...I don't want to interfere," she said. "Besides...Tony, with your brain, you really can't think of what the Joker is trying to force him to do? Let Batman decide who to kill and who to kill." People shouldn't be killed, what's the difference between this and a dictator, we belong to S.H.I.E.L.D., Batman is different."

Tony snorted, and was at a loss for words. After all, the death penalty is extremely controversial even in law, let alone relying on Batman to carry out "rule of man".

Natasha gave her an idea: "Maybe you can hire a mercenary to kill the clown."

Natasha frowned and said, "No, then she and Wayne are done."

She didn't know how the topic went around and ran to her and Bruce. Shirley covered her face weakly, "Let's eat, let's eat, don't talk about me..."

But she had to say that this was a good idea. In fact, Shirley didn't really think about finding a way to kill the clown. It's just that, as Natasha said, if Bruce knew that she hired a murderer, then they would really be over.

She poked the lobster with a fork sullenly, and sighed secretly in her heart, if one day she broke up with Batman... maybe she would really lose her scruples and go directly to kill the clown.

It's just that before that, Shirley will still respect and support Bruce's decision to the utmost extent. If it is what he insists on, then it will be what she abides by.

Although the Avengers were not many in number, there were more than a dozen superheroes in total. After eating and drinking, everyone slumped on their chairs, and there were mountains of lobster shells on the table.

Hawkeye sipped his Coke contentedly, and sighed: "It's great to be supported by a billionaire. Every time after dinner, I love you the most, Iron Man."

Tony snorted coldly with disdain, "Who cares about your love." He looked around everyone, "The meal is over, shouldn't it be time for a meeting?"

Yep—that's right, unless it's a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting, they're so casual, they can sit down anywhere, even if it's not a conference table but a pile of lobster shells.

Shirley was a little full from eating, and she was prone to sleepiness when she was full. It took her a long time to remember what happened yesterday, and she looked at Natasha: "Oh, yes, it's about Hydra? And the S.H.I.E.L.D. .”

Natasha forced herself to straighten up and sat upright, and said: "In short, two sentences. First, S.H.I.E.L.D. has Hydra's undercover agent. Second, we need to solve the human experiment. "

1997: [Ding——Congratulations to the user for starting the side storyline: The Hidden Hydra. 】

There was five seconds of silence.

Shirley raised her eyebrows slightly and said, "...is it gone?"

Natasha: "No more."

Steve, who is used to holding large and small meetings in the army, also finds it difficult to adapt to such a brief. He silently digested Natasha's words, sorted out the questions and ideas again, and asked: "How can there be Hydra undercover?"

Natasha shrugged, "This is something that Fury should investigate and care about. So far, only three or two small shrimps have been caught, but he thinks there must be something inside. So Fury is responsible for cleaning SHIELD, We are responsible for finding out the human experimentation incident of Hydra."

1997: [Ding——Sub-plot: Hidden Hydra, [D-level task: Human experiment] has been triggered. 】

Dr. Banner asked, "Have Sean's autopsy results come out?"

Natasha nodded, she propped her forehead, and said regretfully: "It's a new type of virus that I haven't seen before. Maybe we shouldn't have cut off the fascination so thoroughly, but now there is no clue at all."

Hawkeye spread his hands helplessly: "Forget it, who would have thought that these would have something to do with Hydra, and there is even Hydra in S.H.I.E.L.D."

Natasha nodded slightly in agreement, then raised her eyebrows and smiled, and then said: "But I have some good news, the captain will be happy when he finds out."

This sentence attracted Steve's full attention, Shirley also watched with great interest, Natasha didn't say until she had admired Steve's apprehensive and expectant expression, "Barnes is coming back. "

Tony, who was also listening attentively, suddenly lost interest, muttered something meaningless, and explained when Shirley looked at him in confusion: "It's nothing, it's just another old popsicle." After a pause, he said maliciously Laughing, he added, "But he's an old friend of the captain, so..." He shrugged with a 'you get it' look.

Steve's expression of surprise and smile froze on his face, and he sighed deeply and weakly, "Tony, I've said it many times..." Probably because Shirley stared at him with rounded eyes. The look was too horrifying, Steve stopped talking to his old friend's bear child, and said to her, "No, Bucky and I don't have that kind of relationship, he is my comrade in arms, from before I crashed into the Arctic Ocean in a plane ——No, it should have been before I accepted the serum plan, when I was still a skinny bean sprout."

Shirley stroked her chin and said, "That's...a good friend for decades?"

"That's it."

Steve nodded in relief, thinking that finally someone could understand what he meant, but Shirley then popped out a sentence: "Isn't that old friend?"

Steve: "..."

Hawkeye nearly rolled out of his chair laughing.

Late at night, Shirley and Natasha were lying on the bed, and the other male superheroes were lying on the desk in a mess.

This can be regarded as really big being slept together.

Although the Avengers Building has enough rooms for them to live in, and Tony also specially customized a variety of daily necessities that are one size smaller, they still come to Shirley's room to chat and sleep from time to time, just like before.And today it was obviously not just about sleeping, they were all a little worried about the Joker threatening Batman-of course not about Batman, but about her.

When it comes to Gotham, other people usually ask Bruce what he thinks before discussing with her to improve efficiency.After all, as a doppelganger, the two Bruce's thoughts are usually on the same track, even if Bruce doesn't know what a clown or Arkham is, but after knowing it, he can still think in Bruce's thinking mode to the maximum extent.

"I think the clown will come after you, sister." Natasha said worriedly, "You are a better choice than Dick and Jason."

Bruce agrees with her, saying, "The Joker knows Batman, and he knows how much you mean to him."

Shirley felt the same way, but she was thankful that at least the clown would not attack the two children, and she thought she still had enough self-protection—or the ability to escape.

"You disappeared twice, Shirley," Bruce said. "After each time you left, Batman's behavior pattern deteriorated further. Did you forget that he used to leave marks on criminals, like treating Like a slave."

"Of course I remember."

Shirley turned over and lay on the bed. How could she forget that this behavior was one of the major reasons why Superman was dissatisfied and wary of Batman in the first place.

"If I were him..." Brcue said in a flat tone, the deep voice was quickly swallowed by darkness, "If I were the clown, I would want to know when you disappeared in front of him again, bat What will happen to the hero?"

"I won't." Shirley couldn't help frowning, but she wasn't sure about herself after she finished speaking, she whispered a little guilty, "I won't... right?"

She was asking about 1997, but got no answer.

"Now I can only be thankful that the clown is not a mutant who can manipulate the mind," Bruce said lightly, "Otherwise, letting Batman kill you with his own hands is the best choice of all his plans."

There was silence in the room, and Peter's little voice sounded weakly: "I...I have goosebumps..."

"Okay, let's scare the child." Shirley said with a smile, "Actually, there is no need to be so nervous. With Xiao Jiu as a hacker, the big deal is to teleport back and change into a uniform, and then teleport to fight monsters. It doesn't even take three seconds. , nothing will happen."

Steve frowned: "But then you will expose yourself as Nightingale."

This is indeed troublesome. Once Shirley's identity as Nightingale is revealed to the public, wouldn't Batman, who is a lover with Nightingale, also...

"...Yes, I'm stupid." Shirley covered her face with a slap, and rolled the quilt in a circle, "Then—"

"You put me in your backpack for the past few days." Bruce said suddenly, "If there is something that can't be solved, I'll go out and help you."

The little Chaoying who released the backpack usually appears within ten centimeters from Shirley. Although it is not appropriate for Batman to appear out of thin air, if there is no choice, that is the only way to go.

"Forget it..." Shirley sighed, "Let's adapt, things haven't happened yet, so it's useless to plan more."

***

The next morning, Steve came back from his morning jog with his dog and his old war (friend) James Buchanan Barnes, Bucky is a good-looking man with a good sense of humor. But none of this mattered to Shirley—her eyes were completely attracted by Bucky's silver mechanical arm, and she stared at it fiercely.

Steve introduces them to each other, and to their surprise Bucky knows who Shirley is - more precisely Nightingale.

"When I was in Africa, I would also pay attention to the news," Bucky said with a smile, he has a pair of beautiful green eyes, "and Nightingale...as a female Chaoying who almost includes all Chaoying and vigilantes in her circle of friends, her famous The extent is far beyond your imagination."

Shirley pretended to smile shyly, and then blew rainbow farts: "I know you too, I like you so much! Steve told you about you, before he became Captain America. Help him protect him, and after entering the army..." She said a lot of blablabla, Steve's expression was almost dull, Bucky was a little surprised in a daze, and looked at Steve in a daze Husband, and then politely put her eyes on Shirley. At the end of her long speech, Shirley looked at him: "So... can I shake your hand?"

Bucky: "...huh?"

Shirley immediately added another sentence: "Left hand, can you?"

Steve folded his arms and shook his head helplessly, Bucky finally got to her point, stretched out his hand dumbfounded, Shirley held it carefully, excitedly but forced his voice to shout: "Cool!"

Steve said to Bucky: "See, besides protecting the world, my duty is to take these children well."

Bucky shook Shirley's hand, isn't he a child? When he first came in, he thought he was just a student at first glance.

Shirley refused to let it go, and asked questions one after another: "How strong is your grip? Do you feel the touch when you grab something? Can you feel the heat? Can you pinch a diamond with your bare hands like Superman? We will discuss it in the future." Go on a mission together? Can I call you Bucky? Can I take a photo with you?"

Bucky: "...Ah."

Steve went to the kitchen to pour water for them, and Bucky patiently answered her questions one by one: "The grip is about twice as strong as Steve's; no touch; no heat; can't pinch diamonds—err exactly To say that I have never tried it, diamonds do not exist in the lives of poor people; Fury called me back temporarily because of the Hydra incident, and there will be a chance to go on missions together; of course, my friends call me Ba It’s okay to take pictures, but be careful not to put them on major social networks.”

Shirley showed great enthusiasm and interest in Bucky. When Tony came out yawning and saw the two people chatting happily, the corners of his mouth twitched. He grabbed a pillow and sat next to her, saying: "Dear Shirley Yes, did I finally wait for the day when you abandon Wayne?"

Shirley snorted and ignored him, Bucky froze for a moment and asked, "What Wayne?"

Tony pouted, "Bruce Wayne, her boyfriend...well, that's the case at the moment."

Bucky asked in surprise, "Bruce Wayne? That playboy?"

Shirley said, "He's Batman."

"???" Bucky was shocked, "Batman??? Bruce Wayne???"

"Don't you know?" Shirley looked at him strangely, "I thought anyone with high authority inside S.H.I.E.L.D. would know."

"Uh..." Bucky paused, still in the astonishment of the pupil earthquake, "Actually, that's not the case. Fury is very good at keeping secrets. Obviously, this kind of thing will not be publicized everywhere. If there is no related event, we will I won't pay special attention to it."

This is also a good thing. For example, only Fury in S.H.I.E.L.D. knows about Shirley’s possession of Superhero. With Clark around, very little information could escape his ears.

"Oh my God..." Bucky looked at Shirley with admiration, as if he was watching some god descending from the earth, "You have taken care of the most difficult vigilante. It seems that Nightingale's conquest of the world is just around the corner."

"Speaking of conquering the world..." Shirley looked at him with a smile, "I think I need to introduce some people to you."

5 minute later.

The little superheroes sat in a row on the coffee table, and Steve helped Bucky put his chin back which almost fell from shock.

"I..." He choked out a word with difficulty, "Am I still dreaming?"

What happened during his absence? ? ?

The author has something to say: The Winter Soldier has copyright issues, so Baji is still Zhan Baji. In this article, he has nothing to do with the death of Iron Man's parents, and he will not write about it.