When you have two sets of superheroes

Lei Shen is very used to the life in the courtyard, he and Xiao Ba sat on the sofa together, the two golden retrievers are really quite similar.

"It's delicious," Saul told Shirley, five empty KFC Family buckets in hand.

Shirley: "...No, it's still a bit worse than you."

But—yes, nonsense, Xiaoba is a mechanical dog and won't be full. He can eat as much as Sol gives it, and then convert it into energy and store it.

"It can understand human speech!"

Two days later, Saul told Shirley with a look of horror on his face.

Shirley rubbed Xiao Ba's head, and asked Saul calmly: "Is there no dog in Asgard that can listen to people?"

"So it really understands?" Saul asked stubbornly, "I told the others that they didn't believe it."

"Understand what?" Steve asked after he came back from his morning run to drink water.

Shirley pushed Xiao Ba, "Xiao Ba, go get the captain some juice."

Xiao Ba jumped off the sofa and ran to the refrigerator, stood upright on his hind limbs and opened the refrigerator door, then grabbed the door frame with his left front paw, hooked off the plastic bottle containing juice with his right paw, and ran towards Steve with his mouth in his mouth past.

Captain America froze on the spot with a glass of water.

"Haha!" Thunder God swiped excitedly and stood up, laughing triumphantly, "Look! I'll say it understands!"

"Xiaoba is a mechanical dog," Shirley explained, "to a certain extent, it does understand some simple instructions."

Steve took the juice from Xiao Ba's mouth and put it on the table, then knelt down and hugged it and turned over, trying to find Xiao Ba's switch.

Captain America: "...well, it hasn't been neutered yet."

Shirley shrugged, "Xiao Ba doesn't have this function." In fact, there is, but she turned it off in the settings. If the factory settings are restored, Xiao Ba will be the same as an ordinary golden retriever, only more obedient.

Thor also stood aside and poked his head to look, saying, "Could that be its switch?"

Tony, who came out to pour coffee in a vest and overalls: "What's the matter—Captain, are you molesting a dog?"

Steve: "...???"

"Did you see it's a mechanical dog, Tony?" he asked, ignoring Iron Man's snarky mouth.

"Mechanical dog?" Tony, who had already walked past them, came back backwards, and repeated it as if he couldn't believe it, "Xiaoba, mechanical dog?"

Xiao Ba proudly said: "Wow!"

Then Tony didn't care about the coffee anymore, he put the cup aside and joined the obscene ranks.

In the end, Shirley had to step forward to rescue Xiaoba from their clutches, but Tony was still persistently asking, "It must be powered by power", "How does it convert all food into energy" However, she couldn’t answer any of them—or no one could answer them. Xiaoba’s existence is a bug. Even though the technology tree has been lit up a lot, she still can’t explain what device can turn food Converted into kinetic energy, but without any loss.

And because of Thor's return, there was a new member in Tony's swimsuit party. When Saul and Steve walked out side by side, shirtless and wearing only swimming trunks, Shirley swore she heard the noises around her. The women exclaimed softly.

Hawkeye brought her and Natasha two cocktails and said with a smile, "Tony probably regrets inviting them."

But the facts have proved that the power of Tony (money) is beyond doubt.

Wearing printed beach shorts, a shirt, and sunglasses, Iron Man still received the warmest welcome. He enjoyed the enthusiastic attention of the onlookers, and then took off his sunglasses and pinned them on his chest to wave to them. A pair of caramel color His eyes looked deep and sweet under the golden sunlight.

Shirley told Hawkeye, "It's the girls' boyfriends who should regret why they came to the beach today."

Hawkeye agrees, and decides never to stand with them.

Shirley was about to take off the knitted cardigan she was wearing and was going to ask Natasha to go swimming together, but she grabbed her arm, "Shirley, look up."

"What?" Shirley paused and followed her gaze, "Helicopter, what's wrong?"

Maybe it was because she had encountered too many things after joining the Avengers, and she became nervous instinctively as soon as she finished asking.This beach, together with the resort at the back, belongs to a rich man. Although it is private, this place is only one of the millionaire's assets. Tickets are usually sold at high prices, and those who can afford it are not ordinary. People, mostly celebrities, are indeed too eye-catching for those who are interested.

But... there shouldn't be anyone who doesn't have a good eye to drive a helicopter to be tough?

Natasha squinted at the sunlight with difficulty, and said, "It doesn't seem to be equipped with a weapon device."

Not far away, Tony also became alert. Steve picked up the surfboard on the beach and looked at the place where the helicopter landed.

Under the collective attention of the members of the Avengers, Bruce in a suit and leather shoes came down from above.

Shirley was stunned.

But... Having said that, it seems that she hasn't been with "Bruce Wayne" for a long time since the fusion of the dimensions. When was the last time I saw his charming smile that was so frivolous and undisturbed? ...

Shirley has been thinking hard for a long time, but there is no result. Those memories are as old as ten years ago. The time spent with Batman at night is increasing, which makes the shadow of the romantic Bruce Wayne in her mind change. It became blurred.

Just when she was in a daze, Natasha leaned close to her and whispered in her ear: "He's here."

She raised her head subconsciously, and sure enough, she saw Bruce walking towards them.

Hawkeye looked at the other party silently, even though he was tightly wrapped in a suit, he still looked tall and strong, not losing half to Captain America's figure, and said to Shirley and Natasha: "I'll get you some more. Drink." Then quickly withdrew.

Natasha thought for a while and said, "It would be better for me not to stay here."

Even so, she had no intention of leaving until Bruce came to them, she just looked at the two of them with her arms folded.

There were a lot of people around, and for a moment Shirley was not sure how to treat Batman in Brussy's baby mode. Maybe the other party's status as a playboy would be of some other use.However, Batman dispelled her hesitation and worries directly with a kiss, Shirley blinked, hugged his neck and kissed back.

Natasha silently took the cocktail in her hand, took Shirley's other arm and put it on Bruce's shoulder, then turned her head to look at the scenery, pretending that she was just a shelf with cocktails on it.

"Whoa, look who this is?" Tony came over and said smugly, "Bruce Wayne? Why are you free-"

Bruce rubbed Shirley's hair for the last time, then turned to him and said, "I bought this beach, including the resort behind it."

Tony's next words stuck in his throat.

...Damn it, he miscalculated!

Bruce gave a shark's smile and said darkly, "How does it feel to be messed with, Stark?"

Shelly: "..."

She knew that Bruce was doing it on purpose, and she couldn't help but rolled her eyes when she couldn't help laughing and crying, and whispered: "Childish."

"Did you hear me, childish!" Tony immediately repeated, and looked him up and down in disgust, "Who came to the beach dressed like this, what's wrong, it's because I'm ashamed to be here—"

Bruce took off his suit jacket and threw it aside, raised his head and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, looked at Tony provocatively and demonstratively, and at the same time unbuttoned the buttons one by one with his fingers nimbly, his plump chest and abdominal muscles followed. revealed.He took off his shirt, and his tight abdominal muscles stretched as he stretched his arms back, and when he lowered his hands, they rebuilt into beautiful tofu blocks.

"……………………"

Tony choked again.

Natasha looked at Iron Man with mentally retarded eyes, her eyes fell on his stomach, she paused for less than a second, and then couldn't bear to look away again.

Shirley sighed silently, and asked Bruce, "Do you have any clothes?"

"of course."

"Then let's go, I'll take you to change... well, pants. Of course, you can take them off here if you want, if you're not afraid of being eaten alive." Shirley looked at him jokingly, she dared to say that other pants on the beach The girls waited until she and Natasha were gone so they could strike up a conversation.

Bruce smiled, his handsome eyebrows and eyes were completely different from Batman's wanton under Wayne's smile, those steel blue eyes were full of smiles, soft and affectionate, as if they had never been cruelly whipped by life.

"Swallowed alive by you?" He smiled lowly and raised his hand to push Shirley's wind-blown hair behind his ears, watching her with tender and gentle eyes, "I am very happy." After speaking, he leaned over and kissed her. Touched the corner of her lips.

Shirley was stunned again. After staying with Batman for a long time, she almost forgot the character of Brucey Baby. At this time, the other party's flamboyant appearance made her unable to speak a word, and her mind was full of bats. Xia Xia's "Get out of Gotham" declaration is scrolling.

"Uh..." Shirley held back for a moment, "...All right, let's move to another place and then peel off, let's go."

Bruce didn't care about Tony anymore, took her hand and turned around to leave. He flicked the shirt on his shoulder with his right hand holding the shirt, and asked, "Didn't expect me to come?"

Shirley laughed, who would have thought of that.

The fine sand on the beach is soft and dense, and stepping on it with bare feet is like stepping on cotton. She kicked the sand boredly and asked, "How do you know we are here?"

Bruce wrote lightly: "Traffic surveillance records."

Shelly: "..."

Gangzhen, in the dimension with superheroes, those surveillance computers belonging to the government are almost the same as the public ones, and anyone can plug in and take a look.

Bruce glanced at Saul who was learning to surf with Steve not far away, "That's Thor?"

"Well, I came back a few days ago, and I won't be leaving for the time being." Shirley said, "Locky came to the courtyard—uh, he came to Earth, and I don't know what to do."

Bruce laughed and said inexplicably, "New York is really as lively as ever."

They walked into the lounge, the dining room outside, and the changing room and bathroom after walking through a long corridor. Many male and female waiters in bikinis and beach pants came and went. Bruce's tone was slightly low and restrained just now. There was a change in an instant, and the playboy's cynical teasing came out again, asking Shirley: "I have a party to attend in a week, come with me?"

A lady in a bikini with rabbit ears passing by was attracted by him and turned her head to look over, as if Shirley, who was being hugged by Bruce, was transparent and winked at him—after all, the Gotham baby can hug left and right. It's nothing unusual, and she doesn't care about it.It's just that when his eyes swept over Shirley's face, he still unconsciously showed a bit of hostility and competitive comparison, and couldn't help but look at her figure more, but Bruce turned sideways to separate her from her gaze intentionally or unintentionally. .

Shirley blinked and asked, "What if I say no?"

"No."

Bruce said like a rogue, pinched her gently with the hand on her waist, Shirley couldn't stand the itch, she smiled and bowed to the side reflexively to avoid, Bruce caught up with him in two or three steps, and pulled her into the room. In an empty changing room.

Bruce kicked the door and kissed her face. Shirley hugged his waist, and a few muffled laughs escaped from her throat. She bit Bruce's tongue and said, "It's nice to be envied." good."

"You don't have any sense of crisis at all?"

Bruce asked with a smile, and rubbed his chin on the top of her head. Shirley didn't wear high heels, and she was more than ten centimeters shorter in front of him. This height difference can be said to be just right.

"Do I need to have a sense of crisis?" Shirley tilted her head to look at him, and snorted softly, "If multiple rabbit ears can lure you away..."

"I don't like rabbit ears." Bruce said, "I like nightingales." He narrowed his eyes and said in a novel tone, "Do you know nightingale, it's a kind of bird that sings very nicely."

"Oh..." Shirley replied pretendingly, "Then I like bats, a kind of...well, mice with wings...e... forget it." It's really ugly, and I can't speak out of my conscience."

Bruce laughed and pressed her into his arms, and Shirley suddenly had the illusion of falling in love with two people while she was in a daze for a moment-it was hard to imagine that this hearty laughter was actually made by Batman! !

"Okay, change clothes quickly and let's go swimming." She put her arms around Bruce's back, "I'll wait for you outside."

Bruce, who uses extreme sports as an excuse, can do a lot of tricks, but Shirley is not interested in surfing and other sea sports. She lay on the surfboard and asked Bruce, who was idly kicking her legs and pushing her to float outside: "Bruce, is this a date?"

"Of course." Bruce raised his eyebrows, and stroked his wet hair back, exposing his full forehead, "And it's a date on public funds." He meant that Shirley and the others were all reimbursed by Stark.

Shirley propped her chin and thought for a while, then said, "Actually, if you think about it carefully, this seems to be our first serious date."

Bruce was momentarily at a loss for words, "Well... I thought, the previous few nights in Gotham also counted?"

Shirley smiled, leaned over and whispered to him, "Did you mean night watch?"

Bruce looked at her with "otherwise" written brightly in his eyes?

"Is this a Batman romance?"

Shirley continued to whisper, as if playing some fun game, but the corner of Bruce's raised mouth never fell down. His fingertips slid gently across her eyebrows and eyes, and then leaned over to kiss her until she laughed too. , and then slipped off the surfboard because he couldn't keep his balance, and was caught by Bruce.

"Then do you like it?"

He put his arms around Shirley's waist to stabilize her figure, which was a little unstable due to the force of the waves. Shirley put her arms on his shoulders, lowered her head and kissed him, and a smiling voice escaped from the intertwined lips and teeth. Come.

"I like it." She smiled with her eyes bent, and said in a soft voice, "I like Batman the most."

On the shore in the distance, Natasha was lazily wearing sunglasses and laying on a deck chair basking in the sun. Hawkeye was leaning on the side with a parasol to watch her mobile phone, glancing at the sea from time to time, and said to Natasha: "I really can't imagine Come out...he usually looks like this."

Natasha asked back: "Why don't you say that you can't imagine what he looks like at night?"

"Isn't it obvious," Hawkeye said, "that person at night is his essence." He turned over and lay on his side, propped his head and asked Natasha, "Do you think Shirley knows?"

It seems that this conversation is not going to end for a while. The black widow took off her sunglasses, turned to look at him and said, "Clint, why didn't I realize you were so gossip before?"

Hawkeye shrugged and muttered like a whiner, "SHIELD has nothing to gossip about."

"She must know, Shirley is not stupid." Natasha said lightly, "To be honest, he is much more attractive at night than he is during the day."

"Well... the other girls on the beach will probably have a different opinion from you."

Natasha smiled, "Don't compare ordinary people with people like us, Clint."

They are people who are better at facing darkness than others, and they seem to be more attracted to similar people by nature. Although the sun is warm and dazzling, there are always places where it cannot shine.

"Besides... the nightingale and the bat are quite a match, aren't they?"

The author has something to say: Sudden obsession with crossbones (x)

The first time I saw him (actor Wishbone) was in Wolf Warrior 2, and I thought wow, this villain is so handsome. At that time, I hadn’t made up the Captain America series and didn’t know who he was.When I was on the Internet for the second time, I saw someone on the bullet screen, so I searched for it, and added the full series of Marvel... 1551 is too charming, it is completely irresistible. When I cleared Plan 3, I saw him in it again!And it's the hero!Really super stylish 1551

Hey, I have nothing to do now except for my graduation thesis. I'm pretty free. I really can't wait for Avengers 4...