When you have two sets of superheroes

Shirley's house is a single apartment with three bedrooms and two living rooms. Shirley lives in the master bedroom, and the other smaller one is for the little superheroes. The remaining room is even smaller and is used to store sundries. People, then Shirley can only spend time cleaning up the small room and buying a bed to put in it.

"Stark, I'm sorry the bed and room are a bit small..."

Tony watched the young girl lift the mattress on the bed with one hand, blinked, and said, "It's okay, please." He stepped forward to help make the sheets, and asked, "Shirley, do you know Saul? "

"what?"

"Thor, from Asgard."

Xue Li thought about it hard, she only knew the Thunder God and Lightning Mother in Huaguo legend, so she shook her head.

"Is he also a member of the Avengers?"

"Correct."

"Avengers," Shirley chewed the word carefully, and then laughed, "it's quite interesting."

"The Avengers is an organization that defends world peace," Tony said, his big caramel-colored eyes seemed to be filled with sunlight, and suddenly brightened, "very-very powerful organization."

Shirley asked, "Are you American?"

Hearing this, Tony was taken aback for a moment. He didn't know how the topic changed to nationality, but he still nodded.

"Steve, they are also Americans?"

Tony nods.

"Then you protect world peace?" Shirley sat down on the laid out bed, "It will cause trouble."

"..." Tony didn't know what he thought of, the corners of his raised mouth gradually flattened, and he sat down on the bed, saying, "Well, occasionally there will be a little trouble." He turned his head and looked at Shirley, "You seem to be very happy." Do you seem to understand?"

"Two words, politics and human nature, are not difficult to understand." Shirley spread her hands, and after getting along with Tony for a while, she relaxed a lot, because he was really similar to Tony except that he was a bit out of tune.

"Okay, Mr. Avenger Iron Man, you can treat this time in different time and space as a vacation. Huaguo is very peaceful, there are no bank robberies, no gun robberies, no vicious explosions..."

Tony is a little anxious, but it's not too serious. There hasn't been any major incidents in the Fulian recently. Maybe everyone will panic for a while because of his sudden disappearance, but there should be no major problems.

It's just... After all, we must find a way to go back as soon as possible.

Shirley also asked 1997 this question, and the answer she got was that she would naturally go back when the time came.But she couldn't just tell Tony like this, otherwise it would be difficult to explain, so she had no choice but to keep silent and let him delve into it casually.

But to be honest, there are no materials, no high-tech, no studio here, and Tony, who only wears a set of Mark armor, is helpless.

"Sister," Steve knocked on the door outside, "It's time to eat."

"Okay, got it."

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, "Sister..."

"They're used to calling them that." Shirley's expression remained unchanged, "Let's go, let's eat."

Tony glanced at Steve when he went out, he was not used to this cute version of cap.

"My Captain America," he couldn't help complaining to Shirley, "talks all day, language to language, or else, Tony—" He perfectly imitated Steve's helpless tone when he called him.

Shirley was so amused that she laughed out loud, grabbed his hand and taught him to use chopsticks, and said, "Steve is a very principled person, it must be that you often provoke—"

"tony."

Before the words fell, Steve's voice came from the room, which was exactly the same as Tony's imitation just now.

Tony looked pale, "What about the agreed vacation?"

Shirley said: "He didn't tell you, you don't have to listen."

"But I don't even want to hear it." Tony rolled his eyes.

In the afternoon, the newly bought bathtub was delivered. Tony silently calculated how much he had cost Shirley, and finally had to admit that the amount was really a lot. He said with difficulty: "Sorry, I will miss the money." Find a way to get it delivered to you on Friday."

Mark armor charging in the corner: "Sir, with all due respect, your account cannot transfer funds across time and space for the time being."

Tony: "..."

Shirley patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, it's not important. Do you want to go out for a walk?"

The little superheroes have no obsession with going out, and they have a copy of the zombies to vent their energy, but Tony in front of him is different. A real big man, Shirley, can't keep him bored at home all the time.

Tony nodded dispensably, "Okay."

The two of them went out with Xiao Ba, just as the neighbor came back, the opposite door was a single woman with a child, when she saw Shirley and Tony, she smiled and asked, "Are you back from abroad?"

When Shirley was in the Gotham copy, there were only a group of foreigners coming and going in and out of the family. Later, when she went out and met her neighbors, she took the initiative to say that she was going abroad to play and lent out the house to avoid suspicion.

"Yes." Shirley smiled, "This is my friend, and I haven't found a place to live yet, so I will stay at my house first."

The woman showed a clear smile: "Ah, boyfriend, he looks so handsome."

It is the habit of Chinese people to greet acquaintances and compliment them casually.

Shirley didn't bother to explain much, she nodded with a smile, and pulled Tony away.

Tony, who doesn't understand Chinese, didn't understand what they were saying at all.

Shirley handed him a wireless headset, "It can be connected to Friday to help you translate."

Tony took it over and put it on, and sighed: "It seems that I am a genius as always in a different time and space."

Xue Li laughed, subconsciously bent her elbow and bumped him, then suddenly remembered something, stopped abruptly, turned her head and smiled at him, "I'm sorry, I'm used to it..."

"It doesn't matter," Tony shrugged, "It's better to be casual, otherwise I will be very stressed."

The two went to Starbucks to buy coffee, and then took Xiao Ba for a walk along the street. Shirley introduced the location and buildings to him.

Tony asked, "How long have you lived here?"

"Soon, less than two years."

"What do you usually do?"

"Fitness, reading, hanging out, resting."

"…" Tony said, "sounds kind of boring."

"It's okay," Shirley smiled, "I was busy before, um, it's been a long time, so I want to take a good rest."

Tony wanted to say something, but suddenly heard a scream coming from the front: "Robbery!!!!"

The two looked up at the same time, and saw a motorcycle speeding towards them. There were two people sitting in the car, their leather helmets were tightly covered, and they were holding a bright gold lady's handbag. Before Shirley had time to think about it, Tony After tearing it apart, he turned around and kicked the side of the motorcycle, and the motorcycle slid on the ground for a long distance, and the two people on the vehicle were also thrown out.

Tony narrowed his eyes.

These two are obviously not habitual offenders. In a panic, one wanted to run and the other wanted to come back to get the car, but Shirley and Tony caught them one by one.There were people calling the police around, and the woman picked up her handbag and kept thanking them, wanting to give money as a reward, Shirley pushed her hand back, and after seeing the police car approaching from a distance, she dragged Tony and Ba to run away.

The two and the dog ran all the way to a small park before stopping. Tony panted and said, "I can't see it, you still have the potential to be a superhero."

Shirley glanced at him, "Do superheroes only need to be able to kick motorcycles?"

Tony also smiled. It was a speeding motorcycle. The interval between the woman screaming and the motorcycle passing by them from the left was no more than five seconds. Shirley's reaction was so fast that Out of judgment that they were the robbers, and then pushed Tony who was walking on the outside to kick up and hit the motorcycle steadily instead of kicking people. This is not something ordinary people—even ordinary policemen can do.

But since Shirley didn't want to say more, Tony wisely didn't ask any further questions, and led Xiao Ba to the grass, and took out the Frisbee from his bag.

After playing toss and catch with Xiaoba a few times, Tony slapped his forehead and sighed, "What a decadent life."

"There are nightclubs and bars here too," Shirley said.

"Oh...that's unnecessary." Tony scratched his face, not to mention that he has no money now, but to mention his embarrassing background and situation, even a playboy would not be interested in going to a nightclub at this time.

Although he said so, Shirley went to the convenience store to buy beer and cocktails on the way back, thought about it, and went to the supermarket to buy whiskey and rum before returning home.

Tony: "... so I look like a drunkard to you?"

"After all, there is really no entertainment here," Shirley put the wine in the cabinet and put it away. "If you want to drink, you can take it yourself."

The Mark armor has been fully charged, but it is absolutely impossible to use it to fly into the sky in Huaguo, so keeping it at home is of no use other than occupying an extra sofa seat.

"Have you ever thought about moving to a bigger house?" Tony asked.

"I thought about it, but it's too big to clean, and it's not troublesome to hire someone, after all..." Shirley pouted at the room of the little superheroes. Do pull-ups on the clothes rail, "So I still live here, and it's convenient to order takeaway."

Speaking of this, Tony couldn't help but nod. Huaguo's food delivery industry is so developed that it looks like heaven.

He looked up at the crossbar and asked, "Do you think this thing will break if I hang it up too?"

Shirley took a look at him, "Maybe." But to be honest, she was more suspicious of whether he could do pull-ups?

Stimulated by her gaze, Tony unconvincedly took off his outer coat and put on only his vest, exposing his trained muscles. He jumped to grab the crossbar with his strength, and sent his body up with force with his arms.

click.

One end of the crossbar embedded in the wall broke without accident. Shirley was able to stand still, but Tony subconsciously reached out to grab her in his arms, and the two fell into a ball.

Iron Man looked up at the ceiling, with Shirley lying on his body.

Very well, he added an extra expense to the girl.

Shirley laughed out loud, patted the glowing reactor on Iron Man's chest, and got up from him, "Okay, I believe you can do pull-ups now."

Tony closed his eyes and played dead, then opened them quickly and said, "I can fix it."

"It's okay, Tony can too."

"..."

Yes, how could he forget that there is another self here.

Iron Man didn't expect that he would have a day with a regular schedule - going to bed before two o'clock, getting up before ten o'clock, then eating breakfast, feeding Xiaoba, walking the dog, hanging horizontal bars with Shirley, having lunch; Information about the world, bickering with tony, having dinner, going out with Shirley, going home, drinking some wine, sleeping.

Tony, who was away from work, felt that he was going to be moldy. He collapsed on the sofa, wondering how Shirley maintained such a life for more than a year.

However, the restlessness caused by this change of lifestyle only lasted for three or four days, and then he gradually learned to restrain and get used to it, and gradually let down his guard against Shirley, and sometimes told her something about him. world affairs.

Tony calls Steve Old Popsicle because he is a World War II veteran who was dug out of the ice decades later.Tony talked a lot about his shortcomings, such as rigidity; for example, most of the time, he can only see the positive side of things, as if "together" can solve everything; and for example, he always insists on certain things too much.But after complaining, he would add another sentence, saying in a reluctant tone: "Okay, but in general he is still a good person."

Tony called Natasha Black Widow. He said that Natasha deliberately approached him as his assistant to give him a psychological evaluation and dig out all his background. At that time, he thought he had an affair. Who knew it was just a drama Poisonous Black Widow.

Tony called Clinton Feijiu. Feijiu and Black Widow are good friends and work together for an agency that protects national security.He is very accurate in archery and has many kinds of arrows. Apart from that, he has no outstanding skills, but Tony has never figured out how he can draw the arrow he wants with a single stroke.

Tony's name is Banner... Well, it's called Banner. The two get along quite well. After all, they are the only ones in the Avengers who are closer in IQ and can understand each other's professional fields.But he doesn't like Hulk, this strong man has almost accounted for 80% of the battle losses of the Avengers, "Even if Stark Enterprises has money, it won't be for him!".

Tony called Peter Pajama Baby, and he said that this underage is super trouble-making, and he is often not satisfied with locking up his own one-acre three-point land, and always makes him worry.He is a reserve member of the Avengers Alliance, and he needs to wait until he becomes an adult to take the assessment before he can officially join.

When he said this, his eyes were full of warmth.

Shirley glanced at him and took out something from the shopping bag she just brought back.

"It's time to shave, here, a new razor."

Tony: "..."