I Really Am a Slag Shou!

Because it was unavoidable to be injured before, Shen Wumian himself knew some simple methods of promoting blood circulation and dispelling blood stasis. The strength he pressed on Chen Yi's calf was neither light nor heavy, and it hurt a little at first, but later on, it was only comfortable.

But no matter how comfortable it was, Chi Zhao didn't dare to let him press it. After feeling better, he quickly pulled his leg out, "Thank you, Uncle Huang, I feel much better."

As soon as the weight in the hand lightened, Shen Wumian did not raise his head, but continued to look at the empty palm for two seconds, and then turned his gaze.

Chen Yi pursed his lips, looking at him with distrust and fear in his eyes, this kind of eyes should not come from the eyes of the Ninth Five Lord.

Shen Wumian didn't say anything more, and he didn't do anything that didn't fit the plot. He left soon. Chi Zhao breathed a sigh of relief, and then remembered the system that had been silent since he came back.

When I first came back, it was like a machine gun, talking a lot, but when I saw Shen Wumian, its machine gun went off, no need to ask, the system must have misunderstood.

Chi Zhao kindly explained: "It's not what you saw, I brought back the plot, don't worry, everything is still under my control now."

After saying these words, the system did not respond for a long time, just when Chi Zhao thought the system would not answer, he heard a very clear sigh.

Chi Zhao: "..."

"Do you not believe what I say? You have to believe it!"

Finally, the system replied to him.

【why? 】

Chi Zhao was silent for a moment, "Because what I said is true! Don't you have a video, don't you know it after watching the video?"

The system itself is no longer here. How could there be video recording? If there is video recording, it is also being recorded by the main system. As a low-level system that has just learned to neglect its duties during work, it does not have such advanced functions.

Anyway, the system just didn't believe Chi Zhao's words. Chi Zhao was helpless. Seeing the system's mood getting lower and lower every second, he had to change the subject, "Didn't you say you didn't want to compete before? Why did you change your mind again?" .”

The system had the idea of ​​participating in the competition before, but it has never been implemented, because it thought about it. It is too unprofessional to participate in the competition while working. Moreover, this competition cycle is very Long, it took several years from the preliminaries to the finals. If something happened in the middle, wouldn't it be a waste of time to participate.

So, the system took the registration form and didn't submit it until a few days ago, when the system vaguely saw the scene of the world's plot about to fall apart, and ran to hand in the registration form in a fit of anger, which was not bad, and caught up with the last batch of registrations Time, if this batch can't catch up, they can only wait another five years.

When human beings are depressed, they will go out for a walk, look at the scenery, and change their mood. The system is the same. On Chi Zhao's side, the system has been out for three days, but in fact the system has only been out for less than two hours.After being patted and praised by several virtual judges, the system has regained its confidence and good mood until it came back.

……

No amount of praise can match a single action of the protagonist.

There was another long silence, and then Chi Zhao heard the system's answer.

[Our system also needs to live, and we are about to lose our jobs. Of course, I have to find another way out to support my family. 】

Chi Zhao: "I said the plot is still under my control, don't worry, you won't lose your job."

As if the system didn't hear it, it looked at its own version name vicissitudes of life, and then continued to whisper.

【Yeah?But I'm already out of stock, and the system with the wrong stock is about to lose my job. 】

After finishing speaking, the system also deliberately explained what it meant to say that the goods were not on the right board.

[Look, my full name is scumbag acting system, but you are not scumbag at all, so remove the word scumbag, and you didn't act well, all you think about every day is falling in love, so remove acting.Hmm... well, please call me Shou System from now on. 】

Chi Zhao: "..."

Chi Zhao wanted to continue to defend, but at this time, Honglei came in, holding a bowl of very familiar medicine, Chi Zhao saw it, and suddenly gained confidence, "You don't believe what I said, now the facts are in front of you, you I should believe it, if there is a problem with the plot, Shen Wumian will not give me poison anymore, and he is still delivering it now, which means there is no problem with the plot!"

Suddenly, there was a sneer in his head.

[Do you think I'm a system that just left the factory?Whenever the plot collapses in an instant, isn't it all gradual!I like you today, fall in love with you tomorrow, and will die for you the day after tomorrow!You just wait, in less than a month, this poison will become an antidote. 】

An aggrieved and tiny sob was fleeting, and then the system's voice sounded again.

[Forget it, I'm used to it, I'd better go sing, maybe I'll be fired after I untie you.When the time comes, I will be down and out, and singing will be my only consolation and outlet, alas. 】

Chi Zhao: "..."

Tong, you really have more and more dramas.

The debate with the system came to an end, Chi Zhao drank the medicine, continued to lie on the bed, and then thought about why Shen Wumian would do these incomprehensible behaviors.

Could it be that he fell in love with himself too?That's too nonsense, he's not some kind of Marysu king, how could everyone love him so much, the first few would fall in love with him, in fact, if you think about it carefully, there's a reason for that.Only this Shen Wumian, he has no reason to like him, what's more, there is a deep hatred between the two that cannot be eliminated even by life and death.

Thinking of this, Chi Zhao became firm, so, as the system said before, it is impossible for Shen Wumian to like him, so how can he explain his recent behavior?

Is it...

Chi Zhao's eyes widened suddenly, shocked.

He understood, this is Shen Wumian's second wave of offensive!Being nice to Chen Yi, she teased Chen Yi unconsciously, made him fall in love with her even more desperately, and then dumped him!Let him die of pain!

Wow this guy... is so bad so bad.

Chi Zhao, who took the script of the scumbag and tried to torture the protagonist to death in every world, felt sorry for him.

……

After figuring it out, there was nothing to worry about. Chi Zhao slept peacefully and soon fell asleep. Outside the palace, in the Regent's Palace, His Highness the Regent, who had locked himself in the study since he came back, finally stepped out of the room. Door.

The other hidden guards were all sent to the palace, and of the remaining nine, three were working in other places, two were sent out to monitor the left and right ministers, and one was locked up and remained in the palace to be able to move around. Yes, there are only three people left.

The two squatted on the roof to protect Shen Wumian's safety, while the other hid in the dark. After Shen Wumian walked out of the room, he waved his hand, and the hidden guard who was hiding in the dark came out and knelt down to obey the order.

Shen Wumian didn't have anything to tell him to do, he just asked, "How is Shiliu doing now?"

Among the dark guards of the palace, the top ten people grew up together, experienced the cruelest selection of dark guards, and trained together till now.The remaining nine did not have that kind of experience. They were all brought back to the palace one after another, and each had its own role. For example, Sixteen, he is the substitute of the prince, and Fourteen, who is kneeling on the ground, is the prince of the palace. Carefully cultivated, he has a perfect identity outside, and when the time comes, Shen Wumian will send him out to seek benefits for himself.

Only he and Shen Wumian knew about Shishi's identity. Up until now, Shen Wumian hadn't thought about where to arrange Shishi. After all, he had lived a new life, and many things were known earlier than others, so there was no need to It's time for careful work.

Therefore, Fourteen remained in the palace as an ordinary secret guard.

The dark guard is always loyal to his master. If the master wants him to kill his parents, he will do it without hesitation. Therefore, even though Shen Shiliu has been imprisoned for more than two months, Sisi has no confusion or sympathy at all. Pass.

"Still the same, no talking, no fuss."

Speaking of this, Shisi raised his head, "Master, in the eyes of my subordinates, Shiliu wants to die with all his heart."

Desire to die...

I don't know what came to mind, Shen Wumian laughed, the laughter was too light, it didn't sound like a sneer, it didn't sound like a sarcasm, it seemed that he just laughed when he wanted to, there was no extra emotion in it.

Shen Wumian looked up at the sky. Tonight, there were dark clouds, no stars and no moon. Shen Wumian put his right hand behind his back, and fluttered his wide sleeves, "This king is going to see him, you are guarding outside."

"Yes."

Three responses sounded at the same time, but apart from Fourteen, no one could find out where the remaining two came from.

Shen Shiliu was locked in the dungeon by Shen Wumian. This is the most secret cell in the palace. The temperature in summer is several degrees higher than outside. If it is the hottest time, it can kill a person alive inside.Now is the hottest time, but Shen Wumian will not let Shen Shiliu die like this, so he sent someone to watch here, and poured a bucket of bitter cold water on him from the bottom of the well every once in a while , to cool him down.

To be honest, in the plot, Shen Shiliu’s treatment is much better than Chen Yi’s. He was locked up by Shen Wumian from the beginning, but Shen Wumian didn’t torture him, he was just locked up, and three meals a day would be delivered. Well, in the last period of time, in order to let Chen Yi see how miserable he was, Shen Wumian ordered him to be tortured.

The current Shen Shiliu had never been punished. For ordinary people, the sweltering heat that would kill him, and the double sky of ice and fire that would come to him from time to time, were nothing to Shen Shiliu, who was born in a dark guard.

Although Shen Wumian must take revenge, he only takes revenge on those he should take revenge on. What Shen Wumian hates is Chen Yi's betrayal and humiliation. Although Shen Shiliu also betrayed him, Shen Wumian doesn't hate him that much, because Shen Shiliu is the dark guard.

Dark guard, all the emotions have been cultivated to be deformed since childhood, and only the master is in his eyes.Even if Chen Yi made Shen Shiliu turn against him, Shen Wumian didn't think that Shen Shiliu really fell in love with Chen Yi, maybe in Shen Shiliu's eyes, Chen Yi was just a new master.

In the past, when thinking of these things, Shen Wumian would feel very ironic and happy, but thinking of these things today, Shen Wumian felt a little more strange emotion in his heart.

For example... rejoicing.

The secret passage leading to the dungeon is extremely dark, and the air is getting more and more turbid and stuffy. I don't know if the physical feeling has also affected the heart. Shen Wumian feels that his heart is getting more and more stuffy and muddy , has reached the point where it cannot be seen clearly.

At this time, Shen Shiliu was the only one in the dungeon. Hearing someone coming, Shen Shiliu, who was sitting with his head bowed against the wall, raised his head, revealing a face that was [-]% similar to Shen Wumian.

Not only the faces are similar, he has been learning Shen Wumian's living habits, his actions and expressions in dealing with people and dealing with things over the years. In the end, he didn't even know what kind of personality he was originally.Just like now, he doesn't know what will happen to Shen Shiliu sitting in the dungeon, but he knows that if Shen Wumian sits in the dungeon, he will definitely be expressionless and ignore everything, so his current appearance is expressionless, ignoring everything. everything.

As for what he was thinking, only he knew.

Seeing that it was Shen Wumian coming, Shen Shiliu's expression changed, he still remembered his identity, and soon, he knelt down in front of Shen Wumian, and whispered: "Shiliu has met the master."

——The emperor's uncle is as bright as a jade tree, with a clear moon and a clear breeze. What I like most is the astonishing and unforgettable face of the emperor's uncle.

The words are still in my ears.

It was this face, with just a glance, it fell into Chen Yi's eyes, making Chen Yi's soul haunt his dreams for many years.Even if I have such a face, even if I have been with him for many years, it still can't match the faint glance back then.

Shen Wumian has long since discovered that something is wrong with him. He despises and loathes himself, but no matter what, he can't reverse his distorted thoughts. He knows that he will be betrayed, and he knows that the person in the other party's eyes is not himself. He also wanted to post it like crazy, wanting to replace the person who occupied his heart.

Even Shen Wumian didn't understand how she could be so stupid and stupid.

The most ridiculous thing is that looking at Shen Shiliu now, he who didn't have much hatred for Shen Shiliu actually wants to tear off his face so much, so that no one will know that there is another person like him in this world Chen Yi can only look at himself.

Although he thought so in his heart, Shen Wumian would not do this, his nobility and arrogance did not allow him to do such a thing.The high-ranking regent and a lowly servant are fighting for power. I am afraid that no one will believe what they say.

Shen Wumian looked down at Shen Shiliu who was kneeling in front of him, and after a while, she said a word.

That sentence was the sole purpose of his coming here, and he wanted to know that answer.

"Back then, why did you save Chen Yi?"

Shen Wumian suddenly locked Shen Shiliu into the dungeon, and those who knew him would definitely not understand, even Shen Shiliu himself wanted an answer, although he never asked.

And Shen Wumian gave him an answer, what he was talking about at the time was Shen Shiliu's rescue of Chen Yi.It is a big taboo for the stand-in to act rashly and expose his whereabouts, and Shen Shiliu himself knows it.Although he didn't understand where Shen Wumian learned about it, he also understood that he was already a discarded chess piece, useless.

Fourteen is right, Shen Shiliu just wants to die, he hopes that Shen Wumian can give him a happy, but more than two months have passed, Shen Wumian still has no action, neither kills him, nor punishes him, let alone kills him. will let him go.

Today, when he saw Shen Wumian coming in, he thought that his death had finally come, but after hearing Shen Wumian's question, he was stunned.

It was obviously an easy question to answer, but Shen Shiliu was silent for a long time before answering.

"Subordinates... don't know either."

I don't know why, when he saw the child struggling in the water in panic, his heart, which should have no warmth, suddenly trembled. He didn't want to watch the child die like this, so he took action.

All of this happened in an instant, and he didn't realize what he had done until he brought him out of the water. He ran away, never realizing that the child who should have fainted had opened his eyes for a short time. Eye.

For so many years, Shen Shiliu didn't know who the child he was saving was. It was only when Shen Wumian locked him up that he learned that it was the little prince he was saving.

The secret guard couldn't answer that he didn't know, which would make the master unhappy, but on this question, Shen Shiliu could only answer that he didn't know.After hearing his answer, Shen Wumian's expression gradually changed.

Like moved, like ridicule, like angry.

The answer that seemed nonsensical in the eyes of others was extremely clear to Shen Wumian.Because, he and Shen Shiliu felt the same way.

He is like this, he doesn't know why he wants to get close to Chen Yi, he doesn't know what's wrong with him to do these unreasonable things, and he doesn't even know what he is like now.

On the one hand, he wanted to kill him, but on the other hand, he wanted to protect him.

"You won't regret it later."

After not hearing Shen Wumian's words for such a long time, Shen Shiliu was a little distracted. He raised his head slowly, and a trace of blankness flashed in his eyes, "Why don't you regret it later, please tell me clearly, master."

Shen Wumian's voice was extremely low, "It's about saving Chen Yi."

If Chen Yi had not been rescued, Shen Shiliu would not have fallen into this situation, and if Chen Yi had not been rescued, he would have lived longer.Everyone wants to continue to live, even the hidden guards with abnormal emotions, they also have the desire to continue to live.

However, after a pause, under Shen Wumian's gaze, Shen Shiliu shook his head, "I don't regret it."

……

Walking out of the dungeon, Shen Wumian couldn't tell what it was like.

He thought Chen Yi was ridiculous, but in fact, he was the most ridiculous person.

Shen Shiliu may have been trained to be a secret guard with deformed emotions, but his feelings for Chen Yi have never been deformed. He is worth remembering by Chen Yi for ten years, and he is also worthy of Chen Yi's choice for him. betray yourself.

Standing in the empty courtyard, Shen Wumian suddenly wanted to laugh.

He wanted to laugh out loud sadly, but let alone laughing, even if he lifted the corners of his drooping lips, he couldn't do it.

He is no longer sure which one is the double, himself or Shen Shiliu.

……

Shen Wumian's habit is to appear once like a convulsion, then disappear for a long time, and then appear again like a convulsion.Chi Zhao felt that he had grasped the frequency of his appearance, so this time Shen Wumian disappeared again, so he didn't care about it.

In the past, Chi Zhao still wanted to check his presence from time to time, but in view of Shen Wumian's signs of collapse, Chi Zhaoan stayed in his palace peacefully, no matter how Honglei fooled him, he would not go out again.The little emperor never came out, and the self-masochistic regent refused to see him. This caused the entire palace to be overwhelmed by dark clouds. No matter whether it was the maids or the ministers who came here, they dared not stay here any longer.

Chi Zhao is extra calm because he has lived for too long. If the plot does not require him, he can stay in this three-acre land until he dies. As for Shen Wumian, he was angry at first. He was willing to go there, and later, in order not to let himself always think of Chen Yi, he started to find something for himself to do.

He found work for himself, and many ministers had nothing to do.

……

There was an undercurrent in the previous dynasty, and Chi Zhao could occasionally hear some news, such as which minister was ransacked by the regent again, and which minister threatened the regent by throwing a pillar. The regent watched coldly and gave the minister a white silk , Said that it would be better to die like this, the angry minister fainted on the spot, foaming at the mouth, and almost died.

The power of the former dynasty is gradually being replaced by the regent's men. No one knows how the regent did it. How can he catch other people's pigtails right away?He even knew about Master Chang's concubine cheating on the concierge, and brought it to the court to deal with Master Chang.

Poor Mr. Chang is old, he just saw that the regent is obsessed with power, and wanted to find a way to distract him, so he said in the court that the regent had reached his age and it was time to marry a wife, but in the end he was dismissed. To attack with such a shame.

Chi Zhao listens to Honglei talking about these things every day like listening to a story. What Honglei does is inspired by Shen Wumian. Wumian still doesn't trust him, thinking that he wants to be in charge.

The system, which was as quiet as a chicken, didn't want to talk, but just scanned Chi Zhao's brain structure without saying hello.It always feels that Chi Zhao's brain must look different from others, otherwise it wouldn't be so stupid.

……

It was another starless and moonless night. Chi Zhao had just fallen asleep when suddenly the system spoke.

[Host, wake up, the assassin has come in! 】

Chi Zhao fell into a drowsy sleep, and when he was woken up suddenly, he got up, "What? What kind of goose came in?!"

system:"……"