I Really Am a Slag Shou!

The cold and disgusted gaze was like Chi Zhao's illusion. Soon, a gentle smile appeared on the regent's face: "Your Majesty is in a hurry, where are you going?"

This is an actor.

In the first confrontation, Chi Zhao put such a label on the opponent, and then he continued to pretend that he didn't know anything, and replied obediently: "Go to practice calligraphy, Honglei said that if I didn't practice calligraphy, the emperor Uncle will not be happy."

Honglei is the name of the court lady. Hearing this sentence, Shen Wumian smiled slightly, "Then, I will go there with Your Majesty."

He didn't mention anything wrong with the court lady at all. Judging by his appearance, he seemed to be very satisfied with the court lady's actions.

Chi Zhao was silent, and finally obediently said hello.

Said to accompany him to practice calligraphy, but in fact, after arriving in the study, Shen Wumian didn't care about Chi Zhao anymore, but let him stand in front of the desk and write one by one, while he himself held a volume of books in silence. look at.

If he didn't tell him to stop, Chi Zhao didn't dare to stop writing, so he could only keep writing.After resting for a while, Chi Zhao could see that this was not calligraphy practice, it was clearly a chance to torture him.

The sun was still high when they came over, but it was just in the afternoon, the sun was setting little by little, and I don't know how long it took, the candles in the room were already lit, and Chi Zhao could hardly feel his legs Shen Wumian finally closed the book when he was there, he slowly raised his head, and looked at Chi Zhao like alms: "It's getting late, Your Majesty should go back to rest."

After saying this, Chi Zhao didn't move, Shen Wumian frowned invisibly, then returned to a calm look, and walked towards Chi Zhao.It's not that Chi Zhao didn't hear it, nor was he playing a temper tantrum, but his legs were so tired that he moved quietly after teaching, and then put down his stiff arms.

Seeing Shen Wumian walking towards him, Chi Zhao pursed his lips and raised his eyes.

Still the same sentence, Chi Zhao has never suffered, even though he has experienced three worlds now, but he has always lived in luxury, everyone around him dotes on him, even if someone provokes him, he will soon Being disposed of by his husband, when had he ever been wronged like this.

Today Chi Zhao stood for six hours in a row, repeating mechanical writing, the body has its own memory, even though Chi Zhao can't write calligraphy, he can write smoothly with the handwriting and level of the original owner.If it is a simple teacher training students, even if Chi Zhao is allowed to stand for eight or ten hours, he will not feel anything, after all, that is what it should be.

However, Shen Wumian was different, he didn't want the emperor to practice calligraphy at all, he just wanted to see the emperor suffer.

Chi Zhao felt a little aggrieved, and his expression became a little sleepy. When he looked up at Shen Wumian, the emotion in his eyes seemed to be accusing, accusing Shen Wumian, that he shouldn't treat him like this.

Shen Wumian wanted to sneer, shouldn't she?When you were lying by my side and wanting my life quietly, did you ever think about whether you should or not?

Thinking about it this way, Shen Wumian's eyes became more hostile. He turned around and prevented Chi Zhao from seeing his emotional expression. He ordered in a quiet voice: "It's getting late, Your Majesty should not eat, go and let Chi Zhao see his expression." The imperial pharmacy sent a bowl of tonic."

"Yes."

Chi Zhao: "..."

Damn, send poison if you disagree!

According to the dose, isn't it just one bowl a day? Why did he get a day and two nights of treatment just after he came here? What did he do wrong? !

After clearing his mind, Shen Wumian turned back and continued to look at Chi Zhao tenderly: "Go to sleep after drinking the tonic, if your majesty thinks the tonic is too bitter, I will ask them to send some delicious candied fruit or snacks, what do you think of it?" ?”

Anyway, no amount of candied fruit could hide the fact that he was about to drink another bowl of poison.

So miserable.

Chi Zhao lowered his eyes, sighed sadly about his increasingly miserable life, then nodded, and said in a low voice: "I listen to the emperor."

Chen Yi doesn't like to drink medicine, Shen Wumian already knew this.When he was young, he had a cold, and the whole Tai Hospital people were in fear, because Chen Yi was unwilling to drink medicine, even if he was forcefully poured down, he could still spit it out.

The bowl of medicine at noon today was the first time Shen Wumian brought it to Chen Yi. He was sitting in the Yizheng Hall, on the surface he seemed to be reading a memorial, but in fact, he had been waiting, waiting for Honglei to come to him, explaining Chen Yi didn't want to drink the medicine.

But waited and waited, the red tears never came, he couldn't sit still, he thought that something happened again, so he found it by himself, unexpectedly, Chen Yi drank it obediently, not only drank it, but didn't even drink it. Ask, what kind of medicine is it?

The regent gave orders, and not long after, the eunuch came with a new medicine bowl, Chen Yi was still standing behind the table, the eunuch bowed his knees, and presented the medicine bowl in front of Chen Yi, Chen Yi looked at it and picked it up.

Shen Wumian looked very carefully, so he saw Chen Yi's resistance and fear after picking up the medicine bowl, the emperor was still the same emperor, he still didn't like to drink medicine, but in the next second, Chen Yi sent the medicine bowl to mouth, without anyone's persuasion, he simply drank the medicine.

The medicinal juice was so bitter that Chen Yi's palm-sized face was wrinkled into a bun. He quickly took the teacup on the other side and poured a bowl of strong tea into it, finally the bitterness in his mouth stopped.

……

same as before.

It was the same as before when he mistakenly thought he was Shen Shiliu.

At that time, he was so obedient, no matter what he did, he would look at himself with the gaze of someone who looked up to someone who was out of reach but longing for him. His eyes sparkled as if they would shine. , Shen Wumian always has a feeling that he is the other person's world.

At that time, Shen Wumian was deceived by this illusion, and now Shen Wumian hopes that Chen Yun can always look at him with this kind of eyes, so that after he discovers the truth, his expression and reaction will be extraordinarily beautiful.

He looked at Chen Yi, and Chen Yi was also looking at him, blinking his innocent eyes, he asked: "Uncle Huang, are you leaving?"

Shen Wumian was called back to focus, he nodded slightly.

Chen Yi let out a little ah, as if he was very disappointed, but soon he perked up again, showing a sensible smile, "Then, I will send the emperor out, the night view of the palace is very special, on the way out of the palace , Uncle Huang can take a leisurely walk and watch slowly."

Chi Zhao didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said, but after hearing his words, Shen Wumian's expression changed slightly, and after a moment of silence, he smiled lightly, "My minister obeys the order."

The two walked outside together, and the system called out in Chi Zhao's mind.

【How can you say that! 】

Chi Zhao was taken aback by its sudden increase in volume, he didn't understand what was wrong with him, "Didn't I treat him as you said, why can't I say that?"

[I asked you to be nice to him, not to flirt with him. What you said just now is a reprint of what the moonlight is beautiful tonight. I want to go and see it with you!The ancients were inherently reserved, going to see the moon together, rounding it up is equivalent to going out naked together! 】

...It's too exaggerated.

After hearing what the system said, Chi Zhao hesitated a little. Shen Wumian found that Chi Zhao's pace had slowed down, but he didn't remind him, but slowed down accordingly.

From the study room to Chengtianmen, the total distance is only more than two miles. Looking at the distance, in fact, it is time for a cup of tea. The little emperor slowed down because he wanted to spend more time with him.

Shen Wumian thinks that he has seen through Chi Zhao's careful thinking, and Chi Zhao and the system are still arguing about the boundaries of what is "sultry".

Chi Zhao was educated by the system with sincerity and earnestness. What the system said made sense. The protagonist would fall in love with him every time. Although it seemed unlikely this time, what if, what if the protagonist made a fool of himself again? They have to take precautions before they happen.

Chi Zhao humbly accepted the systematic education, saying that he would never say anything suggestive again.

... The problem is, he didn't think the words last night were suggestive at all!

Waking up early in the morning, Chi Zhao let the palace servants dress him, while still thinking about what happened last night.

Although Chen Yi has not been in power yet, he is already 14 years old. When he goes to court, he will sit on the dragon chair and listen to the ministers' reports on various matters.It stands to reason that in ancient times, at the age of 14, he could already be in charge of his own affairs, especially since Chen Yi had already become emperor four years ago, the regent king and regent ministers should have taught him to learn how to govern the government long ago.

Before Shen Wumian was reborn, he indeed found two tutors for Chen Yi, and he learned a lot of knowledge. At the same time, he learned a lot of bad things. It's not that bad, he has already learned how to poison people.

So, this time, when Shen Wumian was reborn and came back, he directly dismissed the two positions of the Grand Tutor, and then called himself the concurrent post of the Grand Tutor. Of course, Chen Yi was very happy, regardless of the minister's objection, he directly voted for it.

Chi Zhaomo, isn't this the stupid son of the landlord's family, who was sold and counted the money.

Coming to the main hall, this is the first time that Chi Zhao is so close to the dragon chair. The last time I saw the dragon chair was when I visited the Forbidden City, and it was separated by railings and crowds. Chi Zhao didn’t even look like the dragon chair. After seeing it clearly, he didn't turn on the lights inside, so he just took a rough look and left.

This time, I finally saw the truth.

Chi Zhao was flattered and sat on the dragon chair, feeling very refreshed immediately.

Haha, we are also people who have ascended the throne!

system:"……"

The emperor has only one thing to do today, which is to discuss how to deal with General Yingyang Mansion.

Yingyang Mansion is the largest general position in this country, which is equivalent to the Hussar General of other dynasties.Half a month ago, someone in the court suddenly impeached Yingyang Mansion, and Shen Wumian handled the matter personally. It took only half a month to find out twenty crimes, large and small, and then sent Yingyang Mansion to prison.

In fact, everyone knows that the Yingyang Mansion is hindering the Prince Regent's affairs, and the person who impeached him is the Prince Regent's people. Those crimes are just as prepared in advance. Before they had time to stand in line, Yingyang Mansion collapsed.

So, everyone began to discuss how to deal with the former General of the Yingyang Mansion, Pang Zhuo.

A certain minister stood up, "Your Majesty, I believe that Pang Zhuo should be executed!"

Another minister stood up and said, "Your Majesty, you must not! Pang Da has worked hard and made great achievements. Although he has made mistakes, his merits and demerits will be compensated. If he is executed, it will chill the hearts of all the soldiers!"

"Bah! If such old thieves are not killed, the common people will not be angry. Mr. Zhang, don't let you say that because Pang Zhuo gave you some benefits."

"You, you, you...don't spit blood! This old man is just talking about the facts!"

"Since we are discussing the facts, Master Zhang should understand that Pang Zhuo's mistakes are unforgivable! Your Majesty, I believe that Pang Zhuo should be punished by Ling Chi!"

"Your Majesty! Think twice, Your Majesty!"

"If Pang Zhuo is not dead, Chen Guo will not prosper. If His Majesty does not execute Pang Zhuo, I will be killed by this Nine Dragon Pillar today!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chi Zhao: "..."

Is this really the legendary Shang Dynasty? How could he have the illusion that he had arrived at the vegetable market.

The ministers below were arguing one by one, and some of them blushed and their necks looked like they were about to fight. The minister who was about to bump into the pillar skillfully made a speeding posture, and wanted to rush towards the Nine Dragon Column. The ministers around him were even more angry. Skillfully stopped him, and then began to persuade him earnestly.

Although these people shouted one after another, no one actually looked at Chi Zhao. Everyone was looking at Shen Wumian who was sitting at the bottom left of Chi Zhao. , Let everyone quarrel.

At this moment, a minister standing at the front spoke.

He looked to be at least fifty years old, his hair was already gray, he bent slightly, and said to Chi Zhao: "All the ministers are arguing endlessly, and the old minister is bold. I don't know what decision your Majesty has in mind."

So many people called His Majesty just now, but no one really asked His Majesty to express their views until the old man spoke.Chi Zhao glanced at him in surprise, only to be reminded by the system that he knew that this was Mr. Wei, Prime Minister of the Left, and one of the regent ministers.

Chi Zhao couldn't figure out what the other party meant. Isn't he just a spectator? Why did he really want to express his opinion? Could this old man be digging a hole for him?

In fact, Chi Zhao wronged him. Mr. Wei is a royalist. He said that because he wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to let the emperor gradually participate in the government.

Hearing this, Shen Wumian also opened his eyes, and looked at Chi Zhao with dark eyes that could not see any emotion. The latter was under great pressure from him, and he didn't know how to answer.

... That's right, this old man is digging holes for him!

As soon as Shen Wumian came back, he took the Yingyang Mansion under the knife. Others may not understand what the regent, who has always assisted the emperor with peace of mind, wants to do, but Chi Zhao, who has an insight into the plot, knows that he just wants to take back the military power.

If Pang Zhuo is alive, his old subordinates will not stop, so Pang Zhuo is dead.

Although he knew this, Chi Zhao would not say it stupidly. Whether he said he should kill or not, it was his idea, and as a puppet emperor, he couldn't say his own thoughts. If Wumian finds out that he intends to be in charge, maybe he won't even be given a three-year reprieve, and he will be executed immediately today.

Thinking of this, Chi Zhao became firm, and he looked at the ministers, "I know very little about major affairs in the court, and I am still learning. Regarding this matter, I still want to hear the opinions of the ministers."

At the end of the sentence, the court hall that had been quiet for a while just now turned into a vegetable market 2.0.

……

Although the noise in the ear was about to explode, there were two people who still turned a deaf ear to it. One was the left prime minister, Mr. Wei. He looked at the emperor in disappointment, thinking that the emperor must have been taken care of by Shen Wumian; the other was Shen Wumian. , he looked at Chi Zhao quietly, without any expression on his face.

Chi Zhao now has the ability to observe words and expressions, so he clearly saw four large characters written on Shen Wumian's face.

Hypocrisy, villain.

Chi Zhao: "..."